DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/11/2019    Duedate: 04/24/2019

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-659

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LILY
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4677) [14-2-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LILY                           POSITION IS EMPTY
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)        
(74-4677) [14-2-0,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARAI DJIAN                    MR. MAURICE
SAND DANCERS (251)             SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4705) [14-16-0,88]         (74-4682) [6-1-1,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251)          34
2. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)      9      SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)      8      Unchartered Team
4. WEIRD STUDENTS (540)         0
TEENAGERS FROM SPACE (145)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   55  10  3 84.6   1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   9  3 0
 2- 2*WEIRD STUDENTS (540)      23  15  3 60.5   2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251)        6  9 0
 3/ 3 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)   11   8  1 57.9   3- 3*WEIRD STUDENTS (540)      5  4 1
 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1499 %1658 51 47.5   4/ 4 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)   2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for KEDGE PEL, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing MR. 
MAURICE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the 
top ten was MR. MAURICE, who dropped 16 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with KEDGE PEL.  Well, everybody's pal LILY moved hers record to 14-2-0 
by defeating PUSSYWILLOW in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 3 recognition 
points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DAYLA KIV arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad WEIRD STUDENTS?   Big bad WEIRD 
STUDENTS.  Big bad WEIRD STUDENTS.  DAYLA KIV's afraid of the big bad WEIRD STUDENTS. 
Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch BASH BROS MAILMAN's act in 
the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from WEIRD STUDENTS.  
OFF DAY of BASH BROS MAILMAN had better have a good reason for challenging down 13 
points in a challenge which he won.  I thought OFF DAY showed great skill and promise 
when he beat BARTRAN KLEE.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAYLA KIV have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILY 4677                    14   2  0   112       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEDGE PEL 4707               15  11  0    90       SAND DANCERS (251)
 MARAI DJIAN 4705             14  16  0    88       SAND DANCERS (251)
 MR. MAURICE 4682              6   1  1    77       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 OFF DAY 4313                 11   8  1    73       BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
 PUSSYWILLOW 4698             16  18  2    70       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711          7   2  0    64       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
-LISTLESS LADY 4511            6   3  0    64       WEIRD STUDENTS (540)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARTRAN KLEE 4704            11  20  0    53       SAND DANCERS (251)
-PROUD PETE 4518               2   0  1    38       WEIRD STUDENTS (540)
-FAKE FIGHTER 4512             4   5  0    35       WEIRD STUDENTS (540)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STOMPER 4727                  1   0  0    20       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 SPORTACUS 4725                1   0  0    17       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
-JEALOUS JEN 4541              1   1  0     8       WEIRD STUDENTS (540)
 DENZIE KEE 4726               1   1  0     4       SAND DANCERS (251)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LITTLE DENZIL 4718      3  2 1 SAND DANCERS 251     PROUD PETE 4518       657   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Off Day -- Not yours, obviously.  Ouch. -- Bartran Klee

Lily -- Bah. -- Marai Djian
P.S.  You really annoy me.

Fleeker Floogal -- I don't know what kind of sprout you are, exactly, but somebody 
should soak you in ranch dressing and EAT you. -- Pussywillow
P.S.  Not me.

Mr. Maurice -- I'd favor a french dressing, myself.  With garlic in it.  Or pesto. -- 
Kedge Pel

Jealous Jen -- Ah, a green-eyed golem.  Ha! -- Denzie Kee

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OFF DAY devastated BARTRAN KLEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LILY vanquished PUSSYWILLOW in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Title battle.
MR. MAURICE lost to KEDGE PEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
FLEEKER FLOOGAL was overpowered by MARAI DJIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DENZIE KEE was devastated by SPORTACUS in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
STOMPER overpowered LALVO OF THE PEN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  10 -  2      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 659 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LILY 4677                  14   2  0  112 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
STRIKING ATTACK  KEDGE PEL 4707             15  11  0   90 SAND DANCERS (251)
AIMED BLOW       MR. MAURICE 4682            6   1  1   77 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
BASHING ATTACK   OFF DAY 4313               11   8  1   73 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARAI DJIAN 4705.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MR. MAURICE 4682.  The ten other most popular fighters were KEDGE PEL 4707, 
OFF DAY 4313, LILY 4677, SPORTACUS 4725, STOMPER 4727, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, MARAI DJIAN 
4705, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, and DENZIE KEE 4726.

The least popular fighter this week was DENZIE KEE 4726.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, MARAI DJIAN 4705, PUSSYWILLOW 
4698, STOMPER 4727, SPORTACUS 4725, LILY 4677, OFF DAY 4313, KEDGE PEL 4707, and MR. 
MAURICE 4682.