DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/09/2019 Duedate: 05/22/2019
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-661
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLEEKER FLOOGAL
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4711) [9-2-0,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLEEKER FLOOGAL POSITION IS EMPTY
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4711) [9-2-0,97]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MARAI DJIAN SPORTACUS
SAND DANCERS (251) SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4705) [15-17-0,83] (74-4725) [3-0-1,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 65
2. SAND DANCERS (251) 7 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 6 Unchartered Team
VALENTINE NEEDS (38)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 62 10 4 86.1 1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 10 2 1
2/ 3 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 13 8 1 61.9 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) 5 10 0
3/ 4 SAND DANCERS (251) %1502 %1665 51 47.4 3/ 3 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 3 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
A standby? I defeat Pelis the Old, and I become duelmaster? This arena is in a bad
way.
-- Kedge Pel
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DAYLA
KIV. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for SPORTACUS, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after
mashing BARTRAN KLEE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. In front of all the
crowds, FLEEKER FLOOGAL took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two
weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that SPROUT OF MY WAY! was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing
the personal hygiene of SPROUT OF MY WAY!'s warriors, I'm not surprised! For those
of you who like math, try this one: SPROUT OF MY WAY! + Weapons That go Boom = BASH
BROS MAILMAN + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, OFF DAY
would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. OFF DAY of
BASH BROS MAILMAN had better have a good reason for challenging down 14 points in a
challenge which he won. I thought OFF DAY showed great skill and promise when he won
victory over PUSSYWILLOW. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. See ya
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 9 2 0 97 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LILY 4677 14 2 0 112 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
-MR. MAURICE 4682 7 1 1 94 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OFF DAY 4313 13 8 1 89 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
MARAI DJIAN 4705 15 17 0 83 SAND DANCERS (251)
KEDGE PEL 4707 16 12 0 75 SAND DANCERS (251)
PUSSYWILLOW 4698 16 20 2 70 SAND DANCERS (251)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARTRAN KLEE 4704 11 22 0 55 SAND DANCERS (251)
SPORTACUS 4725 3 0 1 48 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
STOMPER 4727 3 0 0 43 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARTIN DENNY 4728 1 0 0 16 SAND DANCERS (251)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DENZIE KEE 4726 1 2 0 SAND DANCERS 251 SPORTACUS 4725 660
LITTLE DENZIL 4718 3 2 1 SAND DANCERS 251 PROUD PETE 4518 657 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Off Day -- Yeah, it's one of those all around. I know people say this is "normal"
weather around here, but *I* say it's profoundly unnatural for water to fall out of
the sky. -- Pussywillow
Mr. Maurice -- How about if we don't and just tell people we did? -- Marai Djian
Fleeker Floogal -- Do you know where I could find some alfalfa sprouts? I have a
sudden urge for them. -- Bartran Klee
P.S. But it's okay if you don't, because in half an hour, I probably won't want them
after all.
Sportacus -- Heck. -- ghost of Denzie Kee
We salute the tourney participants. -- the Sand Dancers
Thank Jorja for the Jorja Academy of Combat Knowledge!!!
Marai Djian -- I bet you have plenty of those. -- MM
Denzie -- My bad. I'll look forward to the, likely inadvertent, bloodfeud by your
stable mates. -- Sportacus
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OFF DAY devastated PUSSYWILLOW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KEDGE PEL was vanquished by FLEEKER FLOOGAL in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MARAI DJIAN savagely defeated MADAME U-TANA in a 2 minute bloody expert's fight.
BARTRAN KLEE was bested by SPORTACUS in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided fight.
STOMPER devastated STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARTIN DENNY bested LALVO OF THE PEN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 1 78 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 8 - 2 72 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 661 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 9 2 0 97 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
BASHING ATTACK OFF DAY 4313 13 8 1 89 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
STRIKING ATTACK KEDGE PEL 4707 16 12 0 75 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MARAI DJIAN 4705. The most popular warrior this
turn was SPORTACUS 4725. The ten other most popular fighters were MARAI DJIAN 4705,
FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, STOMPER 4727, MARTIN DENNY 4728, OFF DAY 4313, PUSSYWILLOW
4698, KEDGE PEL 4707, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was BARTRAN KLEE 4704. The other ten least
popular fighters were KEDGE PEL 4707, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, OFF DAY 4313, MARTIN DENNY
4728, STOMPER 4727, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, MARAI DJIAN 4705, SPORTACUS 4725, 0, and
0.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.