DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/23/2019 Duedate: 06/05/2019
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-662
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLEEKER FLOOGAL
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4711) [10-2-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLEEKER FLOOGAL POSITION IS EMPTY
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4711) [10-2-0,99]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MARAI DJIAN STOMPER
SAND DANCERS (251) SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4705) [16-17-0,95] (74-4727) [3-1-0,44]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251) 28
2. BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 6 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) -5 Unchartered Team
ENSEMBLE (238)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 63 12 4 84.0 1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 8 2 1
2/ 2 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 14 8 1 63.6 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) 6 9 0
3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251) %1505 %1667 51 47.4 3/ 3 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521) 3 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Off Day -- How do you keep doing it? How do you keep winning and yet staying out of
my reach? How are you even still alive? If you were hooman, I would be disappointed.
Heck, if I were hooman, I would be disappointed.
Good fight with Kedger this go round. I think the color of either my skin or my
uniform put Kedge off his game.
Anyway, not really sure what I am supposed to be getting out of this chair. I get
that the view of the fights is better, but it would be hard for me to report just that
back to Floog. Maybe First Officer Flo will be able to figure it out. It's all alien
to me... Get it?
-- Captain Fleeker Floogal
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for MARAI DJIAN, who
flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing TRAVELING TINKER like a melon. Keep
your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.
SPORTACUS was defeated by DIRTY RUFFIAN and drops 8 points. Going for the gusto and
coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was SAND DANCERS' KEDGE PEL, who was turned
away from the Duelmastership by FLEEKER FLOOGAL. Advice to bashers--never force
anything, just get a bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad SPROUT OF MY WAY!? Big bad
SPROUT OF MY WAY!. Big bad SPROUT OF MY WAY!. DAYLA KIV's afraid of the big bad
SPROUT OF MY WAY!. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one:
SPROUT OF MY WAY! + Weapons That go Boom = BASH BROS MAILMAN + Avoid City. Well dang
howdy, but if challenges were votes, PUSSYWILLOW would be president. Although it may
be a contest he doesn't want to win. Can any one out there say 'weasel'? Oh well,
just saying OFF DAY will do. He challenged 19 points down to trash PUSSYWILLOW.
Definition of petty: OFF DAY subdued PUSSYWILLOW, a mismatch of 19 points.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAYLA KIV have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends
and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 10 2 0 99 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LILY 4677 14 2 0 112 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
MARAI DJIAN 4705 16 17 0 95 SAND DANCERS (251)
OFF DAY 4313 14 8 1 95 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
-MR. MAURICE 4682 7 1 1 94 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KEDGE PEL 4707 16 13 0 78 SAND DANCERS (251)
PUSSYWILLOW 4698 16 21 2 71 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARTRAN KLEE 4704 12 22 0 59 SAND DANCERS (251)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STOMPER 4727 3 1 0 44 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
SPORTACUS 4725 3 1 1 40 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARTIN DENNY 4728 2 0 0 24 SAND DANCERS (251)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DENZIE KEE 4726 1 2 0 SAND DANCERS 251 SPORTACUS 4725 660
PERSONAL ADS
Off Day -- I groom my catkins, I do my regular sways, and I *still* don't get an on
day. What does it take? -- Pussywillow
Fleeker Floogal -- Thanks for the sprouts. But they just reminded me of something I'd
forgotten, that sprouts can be good in the moment, but the pleasure doesn't last. Oh,
well, nothing is perfect. -- Kedge Pel
Madame U-Tana -- You are not a lady. -- Marai Djian
Sportacus -- If you're a sprout, you must be, I dunno, a kidney bean sprout or
something. -- Bartran Klee
A win over a standby, that's a good beginning, isn't it? -- Martin Denny
Marai Djian -- "Savagely"? That's practically an admission that you found my comment
a little too close for comfort. Good. I'm supposed to "hold my hand" in a fight, but
at least I can speak my mind. -- Madame U-Tana
Stomper -- Couldn't you just defeat normally? Devastated is too severe. My fellow
Sweepers made rude comments afterward. -- Pal Ding-Kun, sweeper on the Purple Tiger
Crew
Martin Denny -- If you're still here by the end of the summer, I'll be surprised. --
Lalvo of the Pen, who has seen them come and go
Kedge -- Thank you for the lesson! -- FleekerBartran -- Not either of our best
efforts, really. -- SportacusI swept the street with that Street Sweeper! -- Stomper
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OFF DAY devastated PUSSYWILLOW in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLEEKER FLOOGAL subdued KEDGE PEL in a exciting 1 minute Title melee.
MARAI DJIAN overpowered TRAVELING TINKER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched duel.
STOMPER was defeated by BARTRAN KLEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided fight.
SPORTACUS was unbelievably bested by DIRTY RUFFIAN in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
MARTIN DENNY bested LALVO OF THE PEN in a 2 minute novice's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 7 - 2 76 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 17 - 1 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 10 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 662 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 10 2 0 99 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
BASHING ATTACK OFF DAY 4313 14 8 1 95 BASH BROS MAILMAN (521)
STRIKING ATTACK KEDGE PEL 4707 16 13 0 78 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MARAI DJIAN 4705. The most popular warrior this
turn was STOMPER 4727. The ten other most popular fighters were OFF DAY 4313, MARAI
DJIAN 4705, SPORTACUS 4725, MARTIN DENNY 4728, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, BARTRAN KLEE
4704, KEDGE PEL 4707, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was PUSSYWILLOW 4698. The other ten least
popular fighters were KEDGE PEL 4707, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711, MARTIN
DENNY 4728, SPORTACUS 4725, MARAI DJIAN 4705, OFF DAY 4313, STOMPER 4727, 0, and 0.