DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/01/2019    Duedate: 08/14/2019

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-667

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KIDNEY PIE
SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
(74-4259) [9-1-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KIDNEY PIE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (517)           
(74-4259) [9-1-1,105]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KEDGE PEL                      EGGS BENEDICT
SAND DANCERS (251)             SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
(74-4707) [17-17-0,71]         (74-4272) [8-0-1,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (517)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (517)        37
2. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)      0      SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
3. SAND DANCERS (251)          -9      Unchartered Team

                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   72  13  4 84.7   1- 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   6  0 0
 2/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)      24  25  2 49.0   2/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)      3  2 0
 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1512 %1685 51 47.3   3/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251)        3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DAYLA KIV to 
see what's new.  Like, SPROUT OF MY WAY! had to be so embarrassed when they got 
kicked off #1 spot by SHEWISH BUFFET!  Way to go SHEWISH BUFFET!  MVP award for 
SHEPHERD PIE?  SHEWISH BUFFET's proud of him after beating LISA TYL KOHL and getting 
7 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BARTRAN KLEE's match with KOMAR THE 
PENNILESS cost him a loss of 6 points!  What a putz!  FLEEKER FLOOGAL fights so hard 
to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a 
genius...  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh 
well, welcome KIDNEY PIE.  Aren't SHEWISH BUFFET proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DAYLA KIV ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their 
manager sending them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with BLOOD PUDDING's 6-2-0, 
SHEWISH BUFFET?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from 
you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  DAYLA KIV is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIDNEY PIE 4259               9   1  1   105       SHEWISH BUFFET (517)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LILY 4677                    16   2  0   118       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
-FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711         13   3  0   112       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 EGGS BENEDICT 4272            8   0  1   101       SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
-MR. MAURICE 4682              7   1  1    94       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STOMPER 4727                  7   1  0    89       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 PUSSYWILLOW 4698             16  26  2    76       SAND DANCERS (251)
 KEDGE PEL 4707               17  17  0    71       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARTRAN KLEE 4704            13  26  0    65       SAND DANCERS (251)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPORTACUS 4725                3   1  1    40       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 MARTIN DENNY 4728             5   2  0    34       SAND DANCERS (251)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHEPHERD PIE 4414             1   0  0     7       SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
 LISA TYL KOHL 4741            0   1  0     1       SAND DANCERS (251)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLOOD PUDDING 4258      6  3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 517   TALL SHARO-SKA        667  NONE
GRANNY SMITH 4405       0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 517   GARFIELD'S PET        667  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hmm, looks like we've got a set of personals that should be in Jade Mountazin, dm 75.  
What a slip of the finger can do!

Fleeker Floogal -- Though I would have LIKED a win, your behavior was correct.  Hold 
the title on a win.  And it doesn't matter to me now. -- Marai Djian

Lily -- A delicate flower shouldn't hit so hard. -- Kedge Pel

Stomper -- Steel-toed boots, that's what I need. -- Pussywillow

Ah, a standby who knows how to lose.  Very good. -- Bartran Klee

Damn, I lost to a street sweeper. -- Martin Denny

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLOOD PUDDING was butchered by TALL SHARO-SKA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRANNY SMITH was slaughtered by GARFIELD'S PET in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
EGGS BENEDICT handily defeated PUSSYWILLOW in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KIDNEY PIE devastated KEDGE PEL in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
BARTRAN KLEE was narrowly defeated by KOMAR THE PENNILESS in a 2 minute match.
MARTIN DENNY lost to DIRTY RUFFIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
SHEPHERD PIE beat LISA TYL KOHL in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   4 -  0      83  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  17 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         3 -  11 -  0      21  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 667 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  KIDNEY PIE 4259             9   1  1  105 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARTIN DENNY 4728           5   2  0   34 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KEDGE PEL 4707.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EGGS BENEDICT 4272.  The ten other most popular fighters were KIDNEY PIE 4259, 
SHEPHERD PIE 4414, MARTIN DENNY 4728, BLOOD PUDDING 4258, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, GRANNY 
SMITH 4405, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, KEDGE PEL 4707, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BARTRAN KLEE 4704.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KEDGE PEL 4707, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, GRANNY SMITH 4405, LISA TYL 
KOHL 4741, BLOOD PUDDING 4258, MARTIN DENNY 4728, SHEPHERD PIE 4414, KIDNEY PIE 4259, 
EGGS BENEDICT 4272, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LILY (74-4677) SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHARP 2739 (251-109-1)                 2  3  0         CORPS                

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DREAM CATCHER 3177 (87-59-2)           1  3  0         SECOND CHANCES       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SNOWBALL V 4357 (64-69-1)              3  3  0         HOMER'S PETS         
HOGSHEAD 4372 (72-66-2)                1  3  0         COUNTRY PIE          
MAYA THE BEE 4684 (18-3-2)             1  3  0         SPROUT OF MY WAY!    
CUDA 4049 (41-34-1)                    0  3  0         BROKEN HALO          

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIG FAT BELLY 4693 (3-0-0)             2  3  0         THANKSGIVING BLISS   
SIL 4669 (8-2-0)                       1  3  0         BBC                  

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LILY 4677 (16-2-0)                     7  3  0         SPROUT OF MY WAY!    
EGGS BENEDICT 4272 (7-0-1)             4  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
KIDNEY PIE 4259 (8-1-1)                1  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MR. MAURICE 4682 (7-1-1)               6  4  0         SPROUT OF MY WAY!    

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DARWIN 4739 (0-0-0)                   11  3  0         A.W. OF GUMBALL      
GUMBALL 4730 (0-0-0)                  11  3  0         A.W. OF GUMBALL