DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/29/2019 Duedate: 09/11/2019
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-669
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KIDNEY PIE
SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
(74-4259) [11-1-1,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KIDNEY PIE POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
(74-4259) [11-1-1,134]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PUSSYWILLOW KIDNEY PIE
SAND DANCERS (251) SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
(74-4698) [16-28-2,79] (74-4259) [11-1-1,134]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (517) 37
2. SAND DANCERS (251) 21 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 19 Unchartered Team
DARK TOADS (416)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 76 16 5 82.6 1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (517) 7 6 0
2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (517) 28 29 2 49.1 2/ 2 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 4 3 1
3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251) %1514 %1693 51 47.2 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251) 2 13 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for MR. MAURICE, who flew up 22 points in
the rankings after mashing KEDGE PEL like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Going
for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was SPROUT OF MY WAY!'s
FLEEKER FLOOGAL, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by KIDNEY PIE. Advice
to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid SHEWISH BUFFET, please raise you hand. Wow. Does DAYLA KIV really have that
many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch SPROUT OF MY WAY!'s act in the
arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from SHEWISH BUFFET.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Well, the arena is no place for
slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and MR. MAURICE demonstrated that very violently
on KEDGE PEL's body. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and
no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAYLA KIV have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KIDNEY PIE 4259 11 1 1 134 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EGGS BENEDICT 4272 9 0 1 112 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
MR. MAURICE 4682 8 2 2 110 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
STOMPER 4727 9 1 0 98 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 13 5 0 87 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
PUSSYWILLOW 4698 16 28 2 79 SAND DANCERS (251)
BARTRAN KLEE 4704 13 28 0 67 SAND DANCERS (251)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARTIN DENNY 4728 6 3 0 41 SAND DANCERS (251)
-SPORTACUS 4725 3 1 1 40 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SHEPHERD PIE 4414 2 0 0 16 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
LISA TYL KOHL 4741 1 2 0 14 SAND DANCERS (251)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KEDGE PEL 4707 17 19 0 SAND DANCERS 251 MR. MAURICE 4682 669
MEAL 4745 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 517 ARENAMASTER DERN 669 NONE
SNACK 4744 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 517 MARHAN HAMHAND 669 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Lily -- It doesn't look like we congratulated you on surviving to get out. Here and
now, *I* congratulate you. Good fight, too. -- Kedge Pel
Stomper -- Nor my toes, dammit. -- Pussywillow
Dammit, the standbys are supposed to LOSE. -- Bartran Klee
Expected and annoying. -- Martin Denny
Shepherd Pie -- We just DID this. -- Lisa tyl Kohl
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MEAL was butchered by ARENAMASTER DERNAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was butchered by MARHAN HAMHAND in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
KIDNEY PIE handily defeated FLEEKER FLOOGAL in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
STOMPER won victory over PUSSYWILLOW in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MR. MAURICE assassinated KEDGE PEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BARTRAN KLEE was viciously subdued by CHANDAR LO in a popular 6 minute uneven brawl.
MARTIN DENNY beat STREET SWEEPER in a 1 minute brawl.
LISA TYL KOHL handily defeated CRINGING CUTPURSE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 1 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 17 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 11 - 1 27 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 669 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK KIDNEY PIE 4259 11 1 1 134 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
AIMED BLOW MR. MAURICE 4682 8 2 2 110 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
LUNGING ATTACK FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711 13 5 0 87 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PUSSYWILLOW 4698. The most popular warrior this
turn was KIDNEY PIE 4259. The ten other most popular fighters were MARTIN DENNY
4728, STOMPER 4727, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, MR. MAURICE 4682, KEDGE PEL 4707, BARTRAN KLEE
4704, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, MEAL 4745, SNACK 4744, and FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711.
The least popular fighter this week was FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711. The other ten least
popular fighters were SNACK 4744, MEAL 4745, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, BARTRAN KLEE 4704,
KEDGE PEL 4707, MR. MAURICE 4682, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, STOMPER 4727, MARTIN DENNY 4728,
and KIDNEY PIE 4259.