DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/12/2019    Duedate: 09/25/2019

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-670

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KIDNEY PIE
SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
(74-4259) [12-1-1,148]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KIDNEY PIE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (517)           
(74-4259) [12-1-1,148]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PUSSYWILLOW                    FLEEKER FLOOGAL
SAND DANCERS (251)             SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4698) [16-29-2,79]         (74-4711) [14-5-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (251)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251)          39
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (517)        33      SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)     -8      Unchartered Team

                                       A FEW GOOD MEN (396)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   77  18  5 81.1   1/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251)        6  9 0
 2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)      29  31  2 48.3   2/ 2 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   5  5 1
 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1518 %1694 51 47.3   3/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)      5  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DAYLA KIV brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, SHEWISH BUFFET, since 
SAND DANCERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see MAURICE PELMAN win a fight and gain 13 points, 
terribly.  And if variety is the spice of life, DAYLA KIV may be getting bland, as 
KIDNEY PIE stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, 
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
SHEWISH BUFFET, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass 
act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SPROUT OF MY WAY!.  Ha ha 
ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DAYLA KIV arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of DAYLA KIV.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds 
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIDNEY PIE 4259              12   1  1   148       SHEWISH BUFFET (517)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EGGS BENEDICT 4272            9   0  1   112       SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
-STOMPER 4727                  9   1  0    98       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711         14   5  0    93       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
 MR. MAURICE 4682              8   3  2    93       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUSSYWILLOW 4698             16  29  2    79       SAND DANCERS (251)
 BARTRAN KLEE 4704            14  28  0    74       SAND DANCERS (251)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARTIN DENNY 4728             7   3  0    52       SAND DANCERS (251)
-SPORTACUS 4725                3   1  1    40       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LISA TYL KOHL 4741            2   2  0    22       SAND DANCERS (251)
-SHEPHERD PIE 4414             2   0  0    16       SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
 MAURICE PELMAN 4749           1   0  0    13       SAND DANCERS (251)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KEDGE PEL 4707         17 19 0 SAND DANCERS 251     MR. MAURICE 4682      669   
DINNER 4748             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 517   TALL SHARO-SKA        670  NONE
LUNCH 4747              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 517   ARENAMASTER DERN      670  NONE
STINGY 4746             0  1 0 SPROUT OF MY WAY 555 DARINHASS THE FI      670  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stomper -- Steel toed boots.  I hate it when someone ELSE wears 'em. -- Pussywillow

Mr. Maurice -- See if I ever teach YOU a skill again. -- ghost of Kedge Pel

Losing to a standby is embarrassing, but familiar. -- Bartran Klee

Good, a win! -- Martin Denny

And well should that cutpurse cringe! -- Lisa tyl Kohl

Kedge Pel -- My bad. -- Mr. Maurice

Are you Kidding Me, Pie? -- Whatev! -- Fleeker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STINGY was butchered by DARINHASS THE FIRST in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUNCH was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER DERNAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DINNER was easily killed by TALL SHARO-SKA in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
KIDNEY PIE vanquished MR. MAURICE in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
FLEEKER FLOOGAL savagely defeated PUSSYWILLOW in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
BARTRAN KLEE won victory over HANVAL THE CLAW in a 4 minute mismatched fight.
MARTIN DENNY savagely defeated DANGEROUS BON LOKAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
LISA TYL KOHL handily defeated CRINGING CUTPURSE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MAURICE PELMAN vanquished RORNIS THE DARK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  17 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         3 -  12 -  1      20  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  KIDNEY PIE 4259            12   1  1  148 SHEWISH BUFFET (517)
LUNGING ATTACK   FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711       14   5  0   93 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
AIMED BLOW       MR. MAURICE 4682            8   3  2   93 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PUSSYWILLOW 4698.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARTIN DENNY 
4728, KIDNEY PIE 4259, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, MAURICE PELMAN 4749, 
STINGY 4746, LUNCH 4747, DINNER 4748, MR. MAURICE 4682, and BARTRAN KLEE 4704.

The least popular fighter this week was BARTRAN KLEE 4704.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR. MAURICE 4682, DINNER 4748, LUNCH 4747, STINGY 4746, MAURICE 
PELMAN 4749, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, PUSSYWILLOW 4698, KIDNEY PIE 4259, MARTIN DENNY 
4728, and FLEEKER FLOOGAL 4711.