DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/27/2020    Duedate: 03/11/2020

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM-74    TURN-682

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STOMPER
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
(74-4727) [16-2-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STOMPER                        DARWIN
SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)        A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
(74-4727) [16-2-0,132]         (74-4739) [4-0-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARTIN DENNY                   LISA TYL KOHL
SAND DANCERS (251)             SAND DANCERS (251)
(74-4728) [13-9-0,48]          (74-4741) [10-6-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)     34
2. A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)       30      SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. SAND DANCERS (251)          -2      Unchartered Team

                                       A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)      8   0  0  100   1/ 2 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   6  3 1
 2/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   95  31  6 75.4   2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (251)        4 11 0
 3/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251)       %1548 %1724 51 47.3   3/ 0*A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)     2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DAYLA KIV to 
see what's new.  Like, SAND DANCERS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off 
#1 spot by SPROUT OF MY WAY!!  Way to go SPROUT OF MY WAY!!  MVP award for GUMBALL?  
A.W. OF GUMBALL's proud of him after beating MARTIN DENNY and getting 24 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  JACK FARMER got smashed by DARWIN, and lost 3 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think STOMPER should let 
BARTRAN KLEE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the 
wiseguy that said DAYLA KIV's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Crystal Wheel?  
Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  MR. MAURICE of SPROUT OF MY WAY! wasn't planning on killing MAURICE 
PELMAN, I bet.  Now he has to worry about being Bloodfeuded, and getting put on 
lists...  I see MAURICE PELMAN got killed by MR. MAURICE of SPROUT OF MY WAY!.  Now I 
want to see some serious Bloodfeud action out there!  What if they had a fight and 
nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STOMPER 4727                 16   2  0   132       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARTRAN KLEE 4704            16  38  0    86       SAND DANCERS (251)
-SPORTACUS 4725                8   5  1    77       SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARWIN 4739                   4   0  0    56       A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
 GUMBALL 4730                  4   0  0    52       A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
 LISA TYL KOHL 4741           10   6  0    51       SAND DANCERS (251)
 MARTIN DENNY 4728            13   9  0    48       SAND DANCERS (251)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK FARMER 4758              4   4  0    24       SAND DANCERS (251)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAILLOU 4759            0  1 0 SPROUT OF MY WAY 555 TALL SHARO-SKA        682  NONE
DEAD 4760               0  1 0 SPROUT OF MY WAY 555 TALL SHARO-SKA        682  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Mr. Maurice. -- the Sand Dancers

Stomper -- I couldn't keep you off my toes.  Ouch. -- Bartran Klee

Mr. Maurice -- You're a darned star. -- Maurice Pelman

Who let that Street Sweeper bring his broom into the arena? -- Martin Denny

Yeah? -- Lisa tyl Kohl

Dangerous Criminals, bah!  I'd be rid of them if I could. -- Jack Farmer
P.S.  Bury then between the corn rows.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAD was butchered by TALL SHARO-SKA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CAILLOU was slaughtered by TALL SHARO-SKA in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
STOMPER demolished BARTRAN KLEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
MR. MAURICE butchered MAURICE PELMAN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LISA TYL KOHL bested MAKAR TEL SORIAN in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
DARWIN overpowered JACK FARMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
MARTIN DENNY was overpowered by GUMBALL in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         9 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -  10 -  0       9  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 682 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  STOMPER 4727               16   2  0  132 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
AIMED BLOW       DARWIN 4739                 4   0  0   56 A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
LUNGING ATTACK   GUMBALL 4730                4   0  0   52 A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARTIN DENNY 4728.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LISA TYL KOHL 4741.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARWIN 4739, 
STOMPER 4727, GUMBALL 4730, DEAD 4760, CAILLOU 4759, JACK FARMER 4758, BARTRAN KLEE 
4704, MAURICE PELMAN 4749, MARTIN DENNY 4728, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MARTIN DENNY 4728.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAURICE PELMAN 4749, BARTRAN KLEE 4704, JACK FARMER 4758, 
CAILLOU 4759, DEAD 4760, GUMBALL 4730, STOMPER 4727, DARWIN 4739, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, 
and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MR. MAURICE (74-4682) SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                          TRILLIUM (2-6366) FLOYD'S BREWERY  
                       DR. GIRLFRIEND (3-7105) IRATE FORMATIONS  
                           SAUL GOODMAN (5-5832) ANTIHEROES  
                           COURAGE (32-6353) ANGELS OF PAIN  
                       BIG BROTHER (69-6988) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT  
                          SPILLS (72-6855) BASH BROS THEATER  
                       PARKING LOT (72-6868) BASH BROS FREEWAY 
                        JANUARY JONES (73-6056) CALENDAR GIRLS  
                           BIRGITTE (73-6755) KINGS BLADES  
                        GUARDIAN (82-16446) WAY TOO MUCH BEER5  
                           CRAZY 54 (84-11494) CRAZY 88 15  
                             PAYED LATE (84-12533) TMF II  
                          BILLABONG (84-13804) GENERATION Y  
                            SAROKITH (84-30929) DUB O DUBS  
                     CIEL PHANTOMHIVE (84-36380) ANIME LEGENDS 4  
                     SWEET-N-SOUR (84-50491) SUPERIOR FORCES DA02  
                   ROBERT PAULSON 115 (84-52207) PROJECT MAYHEM 36  
                        THE SQUIDS (84-54746) CHICAGO BOUND 15  
                     CAT SCRATCH FEVER (84-56886) COLLEGE RADIO X 
                     THE ORANGE ONE (84-57256) THE MOTHERSHIP ZU  
                          GINGER KNOWLES (85-5131) SWORDFISH
                          VOODOO TOAD (85-14776) DARK TOADS
                          HIDEYOSHI (85-21460) SAMURAI FIVE
                            ZOCALO (85-24610) KC FOOD XIII  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes