DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/16/2020 Duedate: 07/29/2020
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-692
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DARWIN
A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
(74-4739) [8-0-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY DARWIN
A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
(74-4739) [8-0-0,111]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MARTIN DENNY DARWIN
SAND DANCERS (251) A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
(74-4728) [14-18-0,60] (74-4739) [8-0-0,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (251)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251) 22
2. A.W. OF GUMBALL (558) 12 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
3. SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 3 Unchartered Team
A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*A.W. OF GUMBALL (558) 14 0 0 100 1/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) 7 8 0
2/ 2 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 117 46 6 71.8 2/ 1 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555) 6 6 0
3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (251) %1568 %1754 51 47.2 3/ 0*A.W. OF GUMBALL (558) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DAYLA KIV. Too bad, SPROUT OF MY WAY!,
but SAND DANCERS was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for TALIA TYL SALTH?
SAND DANCERS' proud of her after beating SHAMELESS BEGGAR and getting 15 points. And
I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome
DARWIN. Aren't A.W. OF GUMBALL proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a
real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. HELL'S PACK
was DAYLA KIV's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind
of warriors are SPROUT OF MY WAY!? HELL'S PACK, an easy team to beat if I ever saw
one, can't get them to accept an invitation!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARWIN 4739 8 0 0 111 A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LISA TYL KOHL 4741 17 9 0 78 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHOPPED LIVER 4763 6 1 0 78 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
-GUMBALL 4730 6 0 0 73 A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARTIN DENNY 4728 14 18 0 60 SAND DANCERS (251)
JACK FARMER 4758 12 6 0 58 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOE SHROE 4764 3 7 0 31 SAND DANCERS (251)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEO 4762 4 5 0 17 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)
TALIA TYL SALTH 4802 1 0 0 15 SAND DANCERS (251)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Sportacus -- Not the sand! I'll be a week getting it out of my ears. -- Bartran Klee
Chopped Liver -- Elf liver? Too bitter for my taste. Y'all drink too much wine. --
Martin Denny
If Pelis doesn't fight better, he won't get much older. -- Lisa tyl Kohl
I like a standby who knows how to lose with dignity. -- Jack Farmer
Leo -- Take that, you tough lion! Good fight. -- Joe Shroe
P.S. Thanks for the skills.
To Sportacus's manager -- Good spot. Not what I'd have written, but still good. --
Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LISA TYL KOHL was devastated by DARWIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CHOPPED LIVER won victory over MARTIN DENNY in a action packed 1 minute battle.
JACK FARMER subdued MAKAR TEL SORIAN in a 1 minute fight.
LEO was vanquished by JOE SHROE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TALIA TYL SALTH overpowered SHAMELESS BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 4 - 0 83 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 16 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 692 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW DARWIN 4739 8 0 0 111 A.W. OF GUMBALL (558)
STRIKING ATTACK LISA TYL KOHL 4741 17 9 0 78 SAND DANCERS (251)
WALL OF STEEL JACK FARMER 4758 12 6 0 58 SAND DANCERS (251)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MARTIN DENNY 4728. The most popular warrior this
turn was DARWIN 4739. The ten other most popular fighters were CHOPPED LIVER 4763,
JACK FARMER 4758, MARTIN DENNY 4728, JOE SHROE 4764, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, LEO 4762,
TALIA TYL SALTH 4802, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was TALIA TYL SALTH 4802. The other ten least
popular fighters were LEO 4762, LISA TYL KOHL 4741, JOE SHROE 4764, MARTIN DENNY
4728, JACK FARMER 4758, CHOPPED LIVER 4763, DARWIN 4739, 0, 0, and 0.
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
The Commission's administrative office on the Isle was in a big square building
that looked like any other administrative office building in any national capital.
Standard, boring. Except for the goats. Half a dozen goats were wandering free,
eating the landscaping, and as many clerks were chasing them. A clerk saw them
coming, he looked like a Trustworthy Scribe, and he rushed over to the approaching
gladiators. "Do you know anything about goats?" He gestured helplessly at the hungry
goats. "They're here because of the Name-Change-o-Rama. We donate them to help change
the world, you know."
The gladiators nodded. They'd heard about it, but hadn't thought it would be so
funny to see. "How did you deal with them last time?"
The clerk made a disgusted gesture. "People came and took them away. But the
people didn't come this time. They sent a message about being quarantined! Aren't we
all? And WE get to work! Goats are not in our job description."
One of the gladiators snorted laughter. "We'll help," he said. "Where do you
want them?"
* * * *
Embric, relieved that he had not been appointed goat-herder this afternoon,
carefully dipped his pen in ink and began to write. "It is our pleasure and honor
to note that one hundred and twenty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to change
their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With the
Commission's matching funds, this has purchased six goats--a good goat can't be
purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes,
where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all
the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."