DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/30/2022 Duedate: 07/13/2022
DAYLA KIV ARENA
DM-74 TURN-743
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DIRTY WATER
SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575)
(74-4862) [10-2-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DIRTY WATER JANKY
SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575) JESS SAYS (576)
(74-4862) [10-2-0,113] (74-4868) [2-1-1,26]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TARAN TEN SALTH HALO GREEN
SAND DANCERS (251) SAND DANCERS (251)
(74-4811) [19-25-0,90] (74-4842) [9-16-1,63]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (251) 30
2. SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575) 15 SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575)
3. JESS SAYS (576) 8 Unchartered Team
4. FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572) -16
JESS SAYS (576)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575) 10 2 0 83.3 1/ 1 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572) 8 5 0
2/ 3*JESS SAYS (576) 4 1 1 80.0 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (251) 6 9 0
3/ 4 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572) 57 25 1 69.5 3/ 3 SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575) 3 0 0
4/ 5 SAND DANCERS (251) %1662 %1913 54 46.5 4/ 5*JESS SAYS (576) 2 1 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Another one? I have to write another one, Mr. Lion Tamer? Just because I am the
best warrior, I have to write a DM Column? I don't like it! So everyone should be
careful. Perhaps I should give you my stats? Here they are.
Skunks are mammals in the family Mephitidae. They are known for their ability to
spray a liquid with a strong, unpleasant scent from their anal glands.
If you have any complaints or gripes, or if you want to think of challenging me,
remember my stats.
-- Skunk DMII
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt DAYLA KIV will ever be the same. And let's see, HALO GREEN fought RABID RAT
and gained 22 points and contributed to SAND DANCERS' 2-3-0. RABID RAT has lost to
HALO GREEN, falling 17 points, while helping make FEROCIOUS ANIMALS a 2-3-0 turn.
And all eyes were on DIRTY WATER this turn as he ascended to the throne of
Duelmaster. DAYLA KIV has a new victor! Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard
from unimpeachable sources that The Crystal Wheel uses trolls in their stew. Talk
about gristle!
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. SAND DANCERS has cause to stand tall,
as they were DAYLA KIV's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And guess who avoided SAND DANCERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was
FEROCIOUS ANIMALS. Anyone surprised?
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that DAYLA KIV has more dishwashers per capita
that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in DAYLA KIV again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIRTY WATER 4862 10 2 0 113 SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TARAN TEN SALTH 4811 19 25 0 90 SAND DANCERS (251)
SKUNK 4845 12 5 1 89 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572)
BULL 4859 10 3 0 75 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572)
ALDEN DENNY 4812 13 31 1 71 SAND DANCERS (251)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HALO GREEN 4842 9 16 1 63 SAND DANCERS (251)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONGOOSE 4847 6 6 0 52 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572)
RABID RAT 4879 4 2 0 38 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JANKY 4868 2 1 1 26 JESS SAYS (576)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FELTER THE LAME 4886 5 5 0 20 SAND DANCERS (251)
RHINO 4896 2 0 0 19 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RITA TYL SALTH 4895 1 2 0 SAND DANCERS 251 JANKY 4868 743
PERSONAL ADS
Skunk! Repeat Duelmaster! There is a pleasant odor about. -- Lion Tamer
Komar The Penniless, you certainly are now. -- Bull, Ferocious Animals
Alden Denny, we have to keep meeting like this. -- Skunk, Ferocious Animals
Shameless Beggar, get outta my way! -- Rhino, Ferocious Animals
Halo Green, well, that was a surprise. I didn't know I was THAT rabid! -- Rabid Rat,
Ferocious Animals
Animals! Unite! We have the world in our hands. Follow me. -- Lion Tamer
The plural of mongoose is mongooses. Some live in colonies. They have little in common
with a gaggle of geese. -- Lion Tamer (for educational purposes)
Skunk -- You ferocious wench! That white streak in your dark hair is very fetching.
-- Alden Denny
Dirty Water -- You're BAD. People drink that water you know. Clean it up. -- Taran
ten Salth
Rabid Rat -- You're a health problem as bad in your way as the Dirty Water. Get help
and don't endanger people. -- Halo Green
These dubious scribes. -- Felter the Lame
Janky -- I hope and trust that won't happen again. -- Rita tyl Salth
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SKUNK was devastated by DIRTY WATER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TARAN TEN SALTH subdued BULL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ALDEN DENNY was overpowered by KOMAR THE PENNILESS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HALO GREEN devastated RABID RAT in a exciting 4 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MONGOOSE devastated FELTER THE LAME in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JANKY butchered RITA TYL SALTH in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
RHINO overpowered SHAMELESS BEGGAR in a crowd boring 4 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 12 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 21 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 743 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 5 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK DIRTY WATER 4862 10 2 0 113 SATAN'S SINGLES 2 (575)
BASHING ATTACK RABID RAT 4879 4 2 0 38 FEROCIOUS ANIMALS (572)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TARAN TEN SALTH 4811. The most popular warrior this
turn was HALO GREEN 4842. The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY WATER 4862,
JANKY 4868, SKUNK 4845, TARAN TEN SALTH 4811, RABID RAT 4879, MONGOOSE 4847, BULL
4859, ALDEN DENNY 4812, FELTER THE LAME 4886, and RITA TYL SALTH 4895.
The least popular fighter this week was RHINO 4896. The other ten least popular
fighters were RITA TYL SALTH 4895, FELTER THE LAME 4886, ALDEN DENNY 4812, BULL 4859,
MONGOOSE 4847, RABID RAT 4879, TARAN TEN SALTH 4811, SKUNK 4845, JANKY 4868, and
DIRTY WATER 4862.
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
The gladiators looked around at the Commission's administrative office on the
Isle of the Eye. They'd been here before. The standard boxy building, the scurrying
clerks, the... goats browsing on the landscaping. Not as many goats this time as
before, only three. One came over to Zeke (not his arena name) and nuzzled his
pockets. He scratched at the base of its floppy ears, lacking a snack to offer. He
looked at one of the clerks. "I thought you got rid of the goats last year," Zeke
said.
"These are new goats," the clerk said with a sigh. "They're going to be shipped
out next week." He looked hopeful. "They like you, could you stay until then?"
Zeke sighed. Minding three goats sounded more enjoyable than fighting in the
arena. "I'd have to ask my manager."
* * * *
Snatching his parchment away from a very determined goat, who apparently thought
it was a tasty snack, Rodney quickly dipped his pen in ink and began to write. "It is
our pleasure and honor to note that sixty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to
change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With
the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased three goats--a good goat can't be
purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes,
where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all
the best to the goats and their new owners."