DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/19/2003 Duedate: 07/02/2003
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-260
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHILLY CHARLIE
THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
(75-2713) [20-16-2,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHILLY CHARLIE PINKY OF DOOM
THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233) LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
(75-2713) [20-16-2,114] (75-2422) [5-1-1,59]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHILLY CHARLIE CROTAMITON
THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233) BLOODY SKIES (148)
(75-2713) [20-16-2,114] (75-1529) [6-3-0,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LEGALESE (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (67) 40
2. ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 39 DARK TOADS (240)
3. PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 25 Unchartered Team
4. LUROCIANS EXTREME 2 (259) 20
5. BLOODY SKIES (148) 17 LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*LETHAL ANATOMY (225) 5 1 1 83.3 1/ 1 LEGALESE (253) 9 6 0
2/ 2 DARK TOADS (240) 140 78 4 64.2 2/ 2 DARK TOADS (240) 8 6 0
3/ 9*LUROCIANS EXTREME (259) 3 2 1 60.0 3/ 3 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233) 7 8 2
4/ 4 I'M HISTORY (254) 42 32 4 56.8 4/ 4*BLOODY SKIES (148) 7 8 1
5/ 3*BLOODY SKIES (148) 19 16 1 54.3 5/ 5 SAND DANCERS (67) 6 9 0
6/ 5 LEGALESE (253) 76 68 3 52.8 6/ 7 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 4 10 0
7/ 6 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233) 120 142 12 45.8 7/ 6 I'M HISTORY (254) 3 1 0
8/ 7 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 83 100 9 45.4 8/ 9*LUROCIANS EXTREME (259) 2 0 0
9/ 0 ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 13 16 0 44.8 9/ 0 ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 2 2 0
10/ 8 SAND DANCERS (67) 505 767 16 39.7 10/ 8*LETHAL ANATOMY (225) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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*--=== LIRITH KAI REGIONAL NEWS ===--*
Duelmasters
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DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 291): AMPLITUR of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 264): STREET SWEEPER of SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 259): PREMEDITATION of LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 246): JON SNOW of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
ADM 107 LIRIN KIV (turn 223): PHETMOLGE of UP TO NO GOOD from SIBIKHAS (She-Puppy)
Top Teams
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DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 291): DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 264): SLYTHERIN HOUSE (Salazar Slytherin, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 259): LEGALESE (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 246): TREE PEOPLE (Elderberry, mgr.)
ADM 107 LIRIN KIV (turn 223): LOST HOPE INN, etc. (Sir Boyd, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JADE MOUNTAIN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now let's all watch SAND
DANCERS' heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk,
big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see LARCENY win a fight and
gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TYPHOID TONYA beat HABEAS CORPUS and HABEAS
CORPUS lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like JADE MOUNTAIN has some
guts at least, PREMEDITATION the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.
CHILLY CHARLIE challenged JADE MOUNTAIN's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And
it's out with the old, in with the new, as CHILLY CHARLIE takes the Title and last
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Green Axe, humph! I've
tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From JADE MOUNTAIN's
trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? PARANOID ASYLUM was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was DARK TOADS. Ha ha ha ha!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Whoa! I'll even buy THE LARCH a drink tonight!
Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on its good side!
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds
of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in JADE MOUNTAIN to get a drink than The Green
Axe! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHILLY CHARLIE 2713 20 16 2 114 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LARCENY 2720 18 11 0 113 LEGALESE (253)
BEN FRANKLIN 2727 13 6 0 110 I'M HISTORY (254)
NATHANIEL 2764 14 9 0 93 DARK TOADS (240)
PREMEDITATION 2765 12 8 1 91 LEGALESE (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IAN 2747 19 9 0 87 DARK TOADS (240)
MORGANNA 2761 16 9 0 86 DARK TOADS (240)
FLIGHT 2606 16 11 1 82 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
ALLOCUTION 2796 9 7 0 77 LEGALESE (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESSINA TYL VERN 2694 14 23 1 75 SAND DANCERS (67)
LENTIRIA 2754 13 14 1 74 SAND DANCERS (67)
WOODY 2503 6 49 0 68 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE LARCH 2788 8 11 1 66 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
PINKY OF DOOM 2422 5 1 1 59 LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CROTAMITON 1529 6 3 0 52 BLOODY SKIES (148)
TYPHOID TONYA 2255 4 5 0 52 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
MARIANNE KIND 2791 9 9 2 51 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
HOLLY HEPATITIS 2258 5 4 0 49 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
TIBA TYL DAIN 2779 12 10 1 47 SAND DANCERS (67)
HABEAS CORPUS 2799 8 6 0 40 LEGALESE (253)
RED MOSQUITO 2794 4 4 1 40 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
YERIX 2782 4 7 0 38 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAMMERHEAD 1528 5 3 0 26 BLOODY SKIES (148)
HAROLD 2823 6 2 0 25 DARK TOADS (240)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMMELMAN 2916 3 0 1 23 BLOODY SKIES (148)
POLLY POX 2254 4 5 0 21 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
STOP SIGN 2811 2 0 1 17 LUROCIANS EXTREME 2 (259)
RIP AND SWING 2808 1 0 0 15 LUROCIANS EXTREME 2 (259)
LEETOLVINA 2923 1 1 0 12 SAND DANCERS (67)
BETSY ROSS 2908 1 1 0 11 I'M HISTORY (254)
WOBBLER 2912 2 4 0 10 LEGALESE (253)
-SAM ADAMS 2801 1 5 1 10 I'M HISTORY (254)
BOFFO-LIO 2913 2 3 0 9 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
MOCKINGBIRD 2918 1 1 0 9 DARK TOADS (240)
-PATRICK HENRY 2902 1 1 0 7 I'M HISTORY (254)
-MONKEY KING 2904 1 2 0 5 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
HYPERSONIC 2917 1 2 0 5 BLOODY SKIES (148)
THE CREAMATORIUM 2921 1 1 0 4 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DA3 2930 0 1 0 BLOODY SKIES 148 JADE WARRIOR 26 260 NONE
LU-LAO THE EYE 22 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 THE LARCH 2788 260 NONE
PAUSE 2809 0 1 0 LUROCIANS EXTREME 259 RED MOSQUITO 2794 256 NOT REVE
CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734 0 1 0 ONE NIGHT STAND 207 IMMELMAN 2916 260
AROMA OF TOAD 2929 0 1 0 PARANOID ASYLUM 234 LU-LAO THE EYE 22 260 NONE
VINTEELOA 2755 11 14 0 SAND DANCERS 67 CHILLY CHARLIE 2713 258
PERSONAL ADS
Jekyll -- I am honored at your naming tribute. It is clear sign of respect that you
offer this gesture and I take it as such. -- TigToad
Lentiria -- If you become better than I and I keep fighting every turn, TigToad will
likely take serious issue with my learning. -- Nathaniel
Flight -- Who saw that coming? I didn't.... -- Morganna
Harold -- Nein, mein herr. Refresh the fight, visssuuualize it in your mind. Whooom
of the big-wheels wheeled in with the double bladed anchor. -- Boffo-Lio
Jekyll -- [Contemplatin in the Manse] Okay, my slasher lost. But your *ahem* has
great teachability and learnability. I mean, three skills from my puddly, really...
he doesn't have the skills to teach three skills. But we feel your pain, still, and
attempts to alleviate your suffering haven't been totally tossed-over. -- Still
All -- The Larch--good running joke, that, (MPFC) but the handwriten's on the wall.
Might'll try'm over...in another arena. -- Still
Nathaniel -- Well brother, we gots ta do what we gots ta do, an I'm over-stayin my
visit. Dis time out I even brought my rabbit's foot. It's fer luck...an threatenin
rabbits, obviously. -- Charlie
Monkey King -- Corn-sider yourself creamed -- The Creamatorium
Ben Franklin -- Foofah! and oh Fudge! Good cotton-picklin rating, too. -- Marianne
Kind
Allocution -- Talk, talk, talk. I can't stand you chatty types. -- Woody
Habeas Corpus -- Keep going like that and one or the other of us will end up as a
corpus! -- Tiba tyl Dain
Red Mosquito -- Not me, you don't! I don't want to catch red fever! -- Lentiria
Premeditation -- You PLANNED that, didn't you? -- Essina tyl Vern
Immelman -- I have to tell you, I feel very strange in this incarnation. Very
strange. -- Vinte-- er, Leetolvina
Ian -- You don't understand, being too young or something. I'm just upset. Any
excuse will do. -- Woody
27 May 2003
A note to everyone regarding manager names and manager lists -- If you're running a
team incognito, all you have to do is let me know and I won't put your name on any
manager lists. It has seemed though, that more people want their names listed, even
if they do not announce themselves, than the other way around. Also, I do maintain
the list more or less by hand and errors do creep in. You have but to say I've made
an error and no one will be the wiser (except thee and me, of course). -- The Saint,
keeper of lists
30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer. Please direct any Snailmail to:
Devon Hagy
Open Skies Ministries
Att: Hammer
1515 E 7th St
Okmulgee, OK 74447
USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer
Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54
3 June 2003
The Company of Brothers want to take this opportunity to formally introduce
ourselves to all players. Our play is NOT based on smack, rudeness, or anything less
than fair play (well...as fair as it gets!) and improving the knowledge base of the
game and the sharing of experimentation and information. We are not concerned with
personal politics, ideals, etc. We are players who enjoy the game.
Currently, our membership includes:
Asmo Dius, Baphomet, and Fahkry.
We wish to welcome our newest member...Suiside. May the gods smile upon you and
victory rest well on your team. Any who wish to join us may contact one of our
members for info.
4 June 2003
ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
The last Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse was one of the closest and most exciting
contests ever held in Alastari. Such an epic demands a sequel. Therefore, Master
Darque and Jack Wolfspider are pleased to announce the return of the Stormcrowe
Slaughterhouse.
Where? Stormcrowe DM 45 (slow). When? The Slaughterhouse returns on Turn 207,
due August 19. How can you get into the action? Bring a team (one per entrant
please) to arena 45 and announce your intention to join the contest in the Personals.
Rules: This time around the rules are very simple. Each warrior win against a
higher rated opponent (one or more points higher in the ratings) brings you 10
points, against even rated opponent 7 points, lower rated 5 points. Wins against
NPCs or by a warrior who downchallenges are worth 0 points. Points are doubled for
kills. All warriors in the arena whether participating in the Slaughterhouse or not
are fair game. Points are totaled weekly, and the contestant whose team has racked
up the most points at the end of 10 turns is declared Slaughterhouse Champion.
Prizes: To be announced; we're still talking with RSI about it. Figure it will
be something pretty good. But hey, who needs prizes when the honor of being
Slaughterhouse Champion awaits!
More info: Master Darque, MasterDarqueDM@aol.com, or Jack Wolfspider,
russtulp@aol.com. Or diplo Darque Forces (428) or Dynastic (433) in Arena 45.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE LARCH butchered LU-LAO THE EYE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
AROMA OF TOAD was butchered by LU-LAO THE EYE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA3 was killed by JADE WARRIOR in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
BEN FRANKLIN overpowered MORGANNA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CHILLY CHARLIE overpowered PREMEDITATION in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
CROTAMITON was unbelievably bested by WOODY in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HAMMERHEAD was handily defeated by YERIX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MOCKINGBIRD viciously subdued HYPERSONIC in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
BETSY ROSS was narrowly defeated by HAROLD in a dull 12 minute gory Challenge duel.
IAN was overpowered by LARCENY in a 1 minute uneven match.
NATHANIEL beat FLIGHT in a exciting 1 minute bloody veteran's fight.
ALLOCUTION viciously subdued PINKY OF DOOM in a exciting 1 minute brutal contest.
ESSINA TYL VERN bested JADE MASTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
MARIANNE KIND was overpowered by LENTIRIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HABEAS CORPUS lost to TYPHOID TONYA in a exciting 1 minute bloody fray.
TIBA TYL DAIN was devastated by HOLLY HEPATITIS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
RED MOSQUITO demolished POLLY POX in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WOBBLER was savagely defeated by LEETOLVINA in a 4 minute bloody fight.
STOP SIGN viciously subdued BOFFO-LIO in a 1 minute gory novice's contest.
IMMELMAN slaughtered CINDY CHLAMIDIA in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
THE CREAMATORIUM lost to RIP AND SWING in a 2 minute amateur's fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 27 - 2 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 25 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 34 - 33 - 3 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 2 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 16 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 6 - 1 33 |
Turn 260 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK CHILLY CHARLIE 2713 20 16 2 114 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
LUNGING ATTACK LARCENY 2720 18 11 0 113 LEGALESE (253)
AIMED BLOW BEN FRANKLIN 2727 13 6 0 110 I'M HISTORY (254)
WALL OF STEEL MORGANNA 2761 16 9 0 86 DARK TOADS (240)
SLASHING ATTACK FLIGHT 2606 16 11 1 82 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
STRIKING ATTACK PINKY OF DOOM 2422 5 1 1 59 LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHILLY CHARLIE 2713. The most popular warrior this
turn was CROTAMITON 1529. The ten other most popular fighters were DA3 2930, ESSINA
TYL VERN 2694, TYPHOID TONYA 2255, BEN FRANKLIN 2727, NATHANIEL 2764, CHILLY CHARLIE
2713, WOODY 2503, MOCKINGBIRD 2918, LARCENY 2720, and ALLOCUTION 2796.
The least popular fighter this week was HAROLD 2823. The other ten least popular
fighters were BETSY ROSS 2908, CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734, BOFFO-LIO 2913, POLLY POX 2254,
FLIGHT 2606, IAN 2747, HYPERSONIC 2917, HAMMERHEAD 1528, AROMA OF TOAD 2929, and
IMMELMAN 2916.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
CHILLY CHARLIE (75-2713) THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 13 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
STRYSON (12-1368) SHADOW LORDS
STEFEN (15-2052) WILD BOYS
FROG SLAYER (21-4021) THE GUARDIANS
VICTOR CALDERONE (60-5223) CLUB CULTURE
TYBALT (62-3696) GRAPHIC VIOLENCE
WESTON (65-5719) SUPERIOR FORCES 4I
FOGGY (72-4595) DARQUE FORCES
NORAF (82-3856) ENVENOMED
CHEOPS (82-4451) LEGENDS OF EGYPT
THE SCREAMING FANS (82-6495) WHY I PLAY DM
CRAB (82-11880) 4-LETTER STDS
BRAND (82-13289) TOADS OF AMBER III
SHERRI (82-15114) SUPERIOR FORCES 3201
-- Green Eyes