DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/09/2003 Duedate: 10/22/2003
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-268
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE LARCH
THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
(75-2788) [14-13-1,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE LARCH POSITION IS EMPTY
THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
(75-2788) [14-13-1,120]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ESSINA TYL VERN ALLOCUTION
SAND DANCERS (67) LEGALESE (253)
(75-2694) [14-31-1,74] (75-2796) [16-8-0,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DARK TOADS (240)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233) 38
2. LEGALESE (253) 24 DARK TOADS (240)
3. DARK TOADS (240) 21 Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (67) 14
5. PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 10 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DARK TOADS (240) 168 90 4 65.1 1/ 1 DARK TOADS (240) 12 3 0
2/ 2 LETHAL ANATOMY (225) 7 6 1 53.8 2/ 2 LEGALESE (253) 9 4 2
3/ 4 LEGALESE (253) 94 88 5 51.6 3/ 4 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233) 7 8 1
4/ 0 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 88 103 10 46.1 4/ 0 SAND DANCERS (67) 4 11 0
5/ 5 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233) 139 163 14 46.0 5/ 0 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 1 0 0
6/ 0 SAND DANCERS (67) 518 794 16 39.5 6/ 7 LETHAL ANATOMY (225) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of JADE MOUNTAIN. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir
to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays
for HAROLD, who pummelled TIBA TYL DAIN, to pocket 15 points. Win some, lose some.
Speaking of which, MARIANNE KIND was winsome, after beating PINKY OF DOOM and seeing
it lose 2 points. The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as MORGANNA faced
JADE MOUNTAIN's Duelmaster. MORGANNA found out that JADE MOUNTAIN isn't a democracy.
You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in JADE
MOUNTAIN is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet
it works.
And how sociable are JADE MOUNTAIN's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde
of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in JADE MOUNTAIN avoid
LEGALESE. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, DARK TOADS scurried away from
LEGALESE. Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, MORGANNA could open up a fast
food joint!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the
arena. A certain tavern in JADE MOUNTAIN would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Do not despair!
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE LARCH 2788 14 13 1 120 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALLOCUTION 2796 16 8 0 105 LEGALESE (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARIANNE KIND 2791 14 12 2 90 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
MORGANNA 2761 20 13 0 84 DARK TOADS (240)
LENTIRIA 2754 17 18 1 83 SAND DANCERS (67)
HABEAS CORPUS 2799 11 11 1 77 LEGALESE (253)
WOODY 2503 7 56 0 77 SAND DANCERS (67)
ESSINA TYL VERN 2694 14 31 1 74 SAND DANCERS (67)
PINKY OF DOOM 2422 7 4 1 74 LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIBA TYL DAIN 2779 16 14 1 63 SAND DANCERS (67)
HAROLD 2823 11 5 0 61 DARK TOADS (240)
RED MOSQUITO 2794 6 5 1 59 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YERIX 2782 4 7 0 38 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARDEN 3025 2 0 0 28 DARK TOADS (240)
CYRUS 3022 3 0 0 27 DARK TOADS (240)
DISMISSED 2 3024 2 0 1 24 LEGALESE (253)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARIA 3012 3 1 0 19 DARK TOADS (240)
THE HORN BLOWER 3033 1 0 1 11 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
RABBIT EARS 3032 1 0 0 9 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
WRIT OF MANDAMUS 2940 1 4 0 7 LEGALESE (253)
-MONKEY KING 2904 1 3 0 6 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
G. WILIKERS 3026 0 2 0 2 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
IRRELEVANT 3034 0 1 0 1 LEGALESE (253)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MILLIE 2938 2 2 0 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS 233 DISMISSED 2 3024 267
VONA LEILE 3035 0 1 0 SAND DANCERS 67 THE HORN BLOWER 3033 268
LEETOLVINA 2923 5 4 0 SAND DANCERS 67 HABEAS CORPUS 2799 267
PERSONAL ADS
Lentiria -- If you can find a way to make me learn more, I would greatly appreciate
it. TigToad says I'm not stupid, but I am a little slow.... -- Harold
Leetolvina -- My problems aren't from my strength so much as my size.... -- Aria
Lorana -- I am well aware that Jade Mountain is not an isle. However, Ian was
writing that message and he's been shipped off to the happy land of immortality. --
TigToad
Leetolvina -- Oops. Our mistake. That 5 kill desire can do funny things. -- Habeas
Corpus
Jug O'Naughts -- Sorry about Millie. Dismissed 2 was on his way to the Dark Arena,
but I guess I forgot to send in his invitation. I was going to D.A. him this cycle,
but I want to give you guys a shot to Bloodfeud. If you don't kill him, we will D.A.
him in an upcoming turn. -- Judge, mgr. of Legalese
Allocution -- Heck. -- Lentiria
P.S. I wish you'd allocated some of those skills to me. Well, you did, ONE. But a
fair division would have given each of us TWO.
Morgana -- I thought for a minute the arenamaster was going to have apoplexy when we
started the fight with a lull in the action! That was great. -- Tiba tyl Dain
Pinky of Doom -- Well (sigh), at least you weren't MAUVE. That would have been the
most dire omen. -- Essina tyl Vern
Marianne Kind -- Why do they call you kind? You aren't. -- Woody
Habeas Corpus -- Damn. Now I are one.... -- Ghost of Leetolvina
TigToad -- Good luck on your goal. -- Lorana
P.S. You'll need it.
9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!
-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish
15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
G. WILIKERS was devastated by DISMISSED 2 in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
MORGANNA was demolished by THE LARCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
HABEAS CORPUS savagely defeated WOODY in a 2 minute bloody master's Challenge duel.
HAROLD defeated TIBA TYL DAIN in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
ALLOCUTION demolished ESSINA TYL VERN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LENTIRIA bested LADY SCORN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory master's match.
MARIANNE KIND overcame PINKY OF DOOM in a action packed 1 minute expert's melee.
RED MOSQUITO vanquished BAHNING THE LAWYER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
WRIT OF MANDAMUS was defeated by RABBIT EARS in a popular 1 minute beginner's match.
ARIA defeated IRRELEVANT in a 3 minute novice's match.
CYRUS devastated LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ARDEN demolished LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HORN BLOWER executed VONA LEILE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 5 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 12 - 1 68 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 16 - 4 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 32 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 1 40 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 12 - 0 8 |
Turn 268 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 5 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK THE LARCH 2788 14 13 1 120 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
LUNGING ATTACK ALLOCUTION 2796 16 8 0 105 LEGALESE (253)
PARRY-STRIKE MARIANNE KIND 2791 14 12 2 90 THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
WALL OF STEEL MORGANNA 2761 20 13 0 84 DARK TOADS (240)
STRIKING ATTACK PINKY OF DOOM 2422 7 4 1 74 LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
TOTAL PARRY HAROLD 2823 11 5 0 61 DARK TOADS (240)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ESSINA TYL VERN 2694. The most popular warrior this
turn was ALLOCUTION 2796. The ten other most popular fighters were RABBIT EARS 3032,
HABEAS CORPUS 2799, TIBA TYL DAIN 2779, LENTIRIA 2754, RED MOSQUITO 2794, DISMISSED 2
3024, MARIANNE KIND 2791, THE LARCH 2788, HAROLD 2823, and ARIA 3012.
The least popular fighter this week was VONA LEILE 3035. The other ten least popular
fighters were ESSINA TYL VERN 2694, G. WILIKERS 3026, ARDEN 3025, WRIT OF MANDAMUS
2940, PINKY OF DOOM 2422, WOODY 2503, MORGANNA 2761, THE HORN BLOWER 3033, CYRUS
3022, and IRRELEVANT 3034.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
THE LARCH (75-2788) THE JUG O'NAUGHTS (233)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes