DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/15/2004 Duedate: 01/28/2004
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-275
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LENTIRIA
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-2754) [21-21-1,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LENTIRIA POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-2754) [21-21-1,101]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ESSINA TYL VERN LENTIRIA
SAND DANCERS (67) SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-2694) [15-37-1,83] (75-2754) [21-21-1,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LEGALESE (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (67) 28
2. LEGALESE (253) 27 DARK TOADS (240)
3. LETHAL ANATOMY (225) 10 Unchartered Team
4. FEARFUL (255) 5
5. PANTHEON (258) 5 FEARFUL (255)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*FEARFUL (255) 9 2 0 81.8 1/ 1 LEGALESE (253) 9 6 0
2/ 2 DARK TOADS (240) 188 104 4 64.4 2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67) 7 8 0
3/ 3 LETHAL ANATOMY (225) 9 7 1 56.3 3/ 2 DARK TOADS (240) 5 9 0
4/ 4 LEGALESE (253) 107 95 5 53.0 4/ 4*FEARFUL (255) 3 2 0
5- 5 ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 18 20 1 47.4 5/ 7 LETHAL ANATOMY (225) 2 0 0
6- 7 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 94 106 11 47.0 6- 5 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 2 1 1
7/ 8 SAND DANCERS (67) 530 817 16 39.3 7- 6 ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 2 1 0
8/ 9*I AM SAM (267) 0 5 0 0.0 8/ 8*I AM SAM (267) 0 5 0
9/ 0*PANTHEON (258) 0 1 0 0.0 9/ 0*PANTHEON (258) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in JADE
MOUNTAIN. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for LENTIRIA, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after
mashing HAROLD like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher
in the top ten was HAROLD, who dropped 4 points after a disappointing (to say the
least) bout with LENTIRIA. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody
knuckles was DARK TOADS' MORGANNA, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by
ALLOCUTION. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad LEGALESE? Big bad LEGALESE. Big bad LEGALESE. JADE MOUNTAIN's afraid of
the big bad LEGALESE. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this
one: LEGALESE + Weapons That go Boom = DARK TOADS + Avoid City. Well just about
everybody wants a piece of LENTIRIA, who was this week's most challenged warrior.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LENTIRIA 2754 21 21 1 101 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORGANNA 2761 24 16 0 98 DARK TOADS (240)
HABEAS CORPUS 2799 15 11 1 95 LEGALESE (253)
PINKY OF DOOM 2422 9 5 1 95 LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
-RED MOSQUITO 2794 9 5 1 93 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOODY 2503 8 62 0 86 SAND DANCERS (67)
ESSINA TYL VERN 2694 15 37 1 83 SAND DANCERS (67)
-VIRGINITIPHOBIA 2743 8 0 0 82 FEARFUL (255)
-HOLLY HEPATITIS 2258 7 6 0 82 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
HAROLD 2823 15 7 0 81 DARK TOADS (240)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISMISSED 2 3024 5 1 1 60 LEGALESE (253)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YERIX 2782 5 7 0 53 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
-POLLY POX 2254 6 6 0 42 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
TABATAN 3040 4 1 0 40 SAND DANCERS (67)
CYRUS 3022 7 3 0 37 DARK TOADS (240)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARDEN 3025 6 3 0 33 DARK TOADS (240)
ARIA 3012 7 4 0 25 DARK TOADS (240)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PEACEKEEPER 3037 1 1 1 22 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
-CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734 1 1 1 20 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
IRRELEVANT 3034 2 3 0 16 LEGALESE (253)
-MONKEY KING 2904 2 3 0 14 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
VOLTO LEENI 3038 2 5 0 11 SAND DANCERS (67)
WRIT OF MANDAMUS 2940 1 8 0 11 LEGALESE (253)
RHYPOPHOBIA 2740 1 0 0 5 FEARFUL (255)
APHRODITE 2805 0 1 0 5 PANTHEON (258)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
A 3053 0 1 0 I AM SAM 267 STONEWALKER 18 275 NONE
B 3054 0 1 0 I AM SAM 267 CHAO-SO TALLTREE 21 275 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Allocution -- If it is any consolation, I am also a crappy learner. -- Morganna
Judge -- My warriors don't appear to want to fight right now. Ah well. Maybe this
is your time to trounce me for a while. Fair is fair. -- TigToad
Lentiria -- Hey now, share those wins. For that matter, why didn't I run? -- Harold
Lorana -- Well, as long as I have breath, this arena won't close on us again. --
TigToad
Morganna -- It's a plot, isn't it? You just WANT me to never have a winning record
again. That is so...so toadish! -- Lentiria, extra cranky because it's overcast and
she suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder
Virginitiphobia -- How extremely odd your life must be, if that fear governs it. --
Essina tyl Vern, realizing that her own life is not going so badly after all, by
comparison
Pinky of Doom -- You pinked me, you pinkerton! -- Woody
P.S. Note my deft use of the tactic: withhold skills. Not perfect this time, but
considering what I COULD have taught you....
Cyrus -- You toads seem to be all over the place. Does this indicate a change in the
microclimate? Are we getting dark and dank here? -- Volto Leeni
Irrelevant -- Totally so. I'm glad you realize that. So many don't. -- Tabatan
Allocution and Judge -- True, Jade Mountain is not thriving at the moment, but it's
died before and come back. Don't leave! That merely encourages the negative trends.
Be part of the solution (stay) rather than the problem (leaving). -- Lorana and Li
Dan, Sand Dancers
Morganna -- Actually, I think I'll open a teva. If I can find someone to handle the
business part, I'm no good at that. -- Woody
Judge -- My name is either the second or third anagram on Vinteeloa, in whose
replacement line I stand (and sometimes fall). -- Volto Leeni
10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)
The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries. No exceptions for any
reason.
The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight. For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg
10 January 2004
* * * Third Annual Turf War * * *
Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War! Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23). The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
So, get a team there and register! To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE. Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals. You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:
*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
(I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns. (I'll transfer
$7.50 to their manager's account.)
The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220. See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system! Direct
"declarations" to: A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
P.O. Box 339 #924385
Sparta, GA 31087-0339
By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A was butchered by STONEWALKER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was butchered by CHAO-SO TALLTREE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
HAROLD was viciously subdued by LENTIRIA in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
ARIA was devastated by TABATAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ALLOCUTION subdued MORGANNA in a action packed 1 minute gory master's competition.
HABEAS CORPUS bested JADE MASTER in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
ESSINA TYL VERN was overpowered by PINKY OF DOOM in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
WOODY unbelievably bested DISMISSED 2 in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
CYRUS vanquished VOLTO LEENI in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ARDEN overpowered WRIT OF MANDAMUS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
IRRELEVANT overpowered LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute one-sided match.
APHRODITE was bested by RHYPOPHOBIA in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 1 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 8 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 23 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 12 - 0 20 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 10 - 0 9 |
Turn 275 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 5 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MORGANNA 2761 24 16 0 98 DARK TOADS (240)
STRIKING ATTACK PINKY OF DOOM 2422 9 5 1 95 LETHAL ANATOMY (225)
TOTAL PARRY HAROLD 2823 15 7 0 81 DARK TOADS (240)
BASHING ATTACK TABATAN 3040 4 1 0 40 SAND DANCERS (67)
PARRY-STRIKE CYRUS 3022 7 3 0 37 DARK TOADS (240)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ESSINA TYL VERN 2694. The most popular warrior this
turn was LENTIRIA 2754. The ten other most popular fighters were APHRODITE 2805,
HABEAS CORPUS 2799, PINKY OF DOOM 2422, TABATAN 3040, DISMISSED 2 3024, CYRUS 3022,
ARDEN 3025, IRRELEVANT 3034, HAROLD 2823, and MORGANNA 2761.
The least popular fighter this week was WRIT OF MANDAMUS 2940. The other ten least
popular fighters were ESSINA TYL VERN 2694, ARIA 3012, B 3054, A 3053, RHYPOPHOBIA
2740, VOLTO LEENI 3038, WOODY 2503, MORGANNA 2761, HAROLD 2823, and IRRELEVANT 3034.
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
ALLOCUTION (75-2796) LEGALESE (253)