DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/15/2005    Duedate: 12/28/2005

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-325

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VIRGINITIPHOBIA
FEARFUL (255)
(75-2743) [12-0-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VIRGINITIPHOBIA                POSITION IS EMPTY
FEARFUL (255)                  
(75-2743) [12-0-0,116]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TREENVA TARAL                  ARNAL REDAXE
SAND DANCERS (67)              SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3072) [13-34-0,83]         (75-3136) [14-23-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FEARFUL (255)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (67)           23
2. ONE NIGHT STAND (207)        7      FEARFUL (255)
3. FEARFUL (255)                6      Unchartered Team
4. DARK TOADS (240)            -8
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FEARFUL (255)             17   3  0 85.0   1/ 1 FEARFUL (255)             5  0 0
 2/ 2 DARK TOADS (240)         330 174  8 65.5   2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67)         4  8 0
 3/ 3 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)     24  24  1 50.0   3/ 4 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)     3  1 0
 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67)        604 971 16 38.3   4/ 2 DARK TOADS (240)          2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon JADE MOUNTAIN, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Practice pays for DONAL PINES, who pummelled 
TALK-TO-DEATH, to pocket 10 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, CINDY 
CHLAMIDIA was winsome, after beating VERN and seeing him lose 6 points.  Those who 
hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by TREENVA TARAL, of SAND DANCERS, who 
despite a 13-34-0 couldn't overcome JADE MOUNTAIN's Number 1.  Word has it one team 
in JADE MOUNTAIN is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  
I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in SAND 
DANCERS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  The warriors 
of SAND DANCERS found their efforts at combat frustrated as ONE NIGHT STAND 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in JADE MOUNTAIN is the highlight of my life.  Keep 
those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIRGINITIPHOBIA 2743         12   0  0   116       FEARFUL (255)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOLLY HEPATITIS 2258          8   7  0    92       ONE NIGHT STAND (207)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARNAL REDAXE 3136            14  23  0    89       SAND DANCERS (67)
 TREENVA TARAL 3072           13  34  0    83       SAND DANCERS (67)
 DOWD 3188                     9   3  1    70       DARK TOADS (240)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734          4   3  1    54       ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
-POLLY POX 2254                8   7  0    51       ONE NIGHT STAND (207)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONAL PINES 3194              4   4  0    31       SAND DANCERS (67)
 VERN 3186                     6   5  1    27       DARK TOADS (240)
 SHORT ROCK 3196               3   2  0    27       SAND DANCERS (67)
-RHYPOPHOBIA 2740              4   0  0    26       FEARFUL (255)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEMATOPHOBIA 3056             1   1  0    15       FEARFUL (255)
-DARQUE 3185                   2   1  0    10       DARK TOADS (240)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The conversation in this arena is just amazing.  I don't know how we stand the verbal
give and take here.

     Ah, it builds character, I'm sure. -- Ed.

Virginitiphobia -- You're sick, you know.  But hey, if it works.... -- Treenva Taral

I hate being beaten by short guys who really ARE dwarves.  Come to that, they love
beating me, because they think I'm trying to usurp something.  As if I wouldn't
change it if I could! -- Arnal Redaxe

Vern -- (languid wave)  Hi. -- Donal Pines

Rhypophobia -- One skill?  What a rhyp-off! -- Short Rock

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VIRGINITIPHOBIA devastated TREENVA TARAL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ARNAL REDAXE slimly won victory over DOWD in a exciting 2 minute uneven battle.
CINDY CHLAMIDIA overpowered VERN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DONAL PINES devastated TALK-TO-DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHORT ROCK demolished SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a 2 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   7 -  2      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 325 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  VIRGINITIPHOBIA 2743       12   0  0  116 FEARFUL (255)
PARRY-STRIKE     DOWD 3188                   9   3  1   70 DARK TOADS (240)
BASHING ATTACK   CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734        4   3  1   54 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TREENVA TARAL 3072.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARNAL REDAXE 3136.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOWD 3188, 
VIRGINITIPHOBIA 2743, CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734, DONAL PINES 3194, SHORT ROCK 3196, 
TREENVA TARAL 3072, VERN 3186,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was VERN 3186.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TREENVA TARAL 3072, SHORT ROCK 3196, DONAL PINES 3194, CINDY CHLAMIDIA 
2734, VIRGINITIPHOBIA 2743, DOWD 3188, ARNAL REDAXE 3136,  0,  0, and  0.