DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/29/2006    Duedate: 07/12/2006

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-338

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHORT ROCK
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3196) [10-8-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHORT ROCK                     POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (67)              
(75-3196) [10-8-0,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHORT ROCK                     SIRIUS BLACK
SAND DANCERS (67)              HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
(75-3196) [10-8-0,104]         (75-3141) [7-4-1,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (67)           36
2. HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)      -7      HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)    42  21  2 66.7   1/ 1 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)   12  3 1
 2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67)        630 997 19 38.7   2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67)         4  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JADE MOUNTAIN 
to see what's new.  MVP award for WORMTAIL?  HOGWARTS EXPRESS' proud of him after 
beating MING-CHANG THE SLY and getting 19 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
PADFOOT's match with SHIZARAN BLACKHEART cost him a loss of 12 points!  Was that a 
tear I saw in SHORT ROCK's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't PRONGS 
fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. 
They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JADE MOUNTAIN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too 
much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHORT ROCK 3196              10   8  0   104       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRONGS 3139                  11   5  0    80       HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
 WORMTAIL 3140                 9   6  0    79       HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNAPE 3138                    8   3  0    57       HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIRIUS BLACK 3141             7   4  1    56       HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
 PADFOOT 3142                  7   3  1    52       HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
 DONAL PINES 3194             10  11  1    42       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERNILLAN 3207                6   5  1    29       SAND DANCERS (67)
 ULRA T'SSAR 3224              3   5  0    27       SAND DANCERS (67)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Prongs -- Ouch. -- Short Rock
P.S.  Saved by the bell, so to speak.  If you'd lost, I'd've had to do a column.
(shudder)  Horrid thought.

Wormtail -- Euwh, slimy! -- Donal Pines

Snape -- That's a part of the neck, isn't it?  The snape of the neck?  It's where the
asps bite. -- Ulra T'ssar

And a standby, giving me the only win on our team.  Pathetic. -- Sernillan

6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories.  But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them.  No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason:  quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe

20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRONGS was devastated by SHORT ROCK in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
PADFOOT slimly lost to SHIZARAN BLACKHEART in a action packed 1 minute brutal battle.
WORMTAIL overpowered MING-CHANG THE SLY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SIRIUS BLACK viciously subdued SERNILLAN in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
DONAL PINES was devastated by SNAPE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
ULRA T'SSAR overpowered SIR RIKARN T'LUCAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   2 -  1      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  3      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  1      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 338 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SHORT ROCK 3196            10   8  0  104 SAND DANCERS (67)
LUNGING ATTACK   PRONGS 3139                11   5  0   80 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
SLASHING ATTACK  WORMTAIL 3140               9   6  0   79 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
STRIKING ATTACK  SIRIUS BLACK 3141           7   4  1   56 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHORT ROCK 3196.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SIRIUS BLACK 3141.  The ten other most popular fighters were WORMTAIL 3140, SHORT 
ROCK 3196, PADFOOT 3142, SNAPE 3138, PRONGS 3139, SERNILLAN 3207, ULRA T'SSAR 3224, 
DONAL PINES 3194,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DONAL PINES 3194.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ULRA T'SSAR 3224, SERNILLAN 3207, PRONGS 3139, SNAPE 3138, 
PADFOOT 3142, SHORT ROCK 3196, WORMTAIL 3140, SIRIUS BLACK 3141,  0, and  0.