DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/24/2006 Duedate: 09/06/2006
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-342
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DOWD
MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
(75-3188) [14-4-1,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DOWD GREATSWORD
MANAGER MUSINGS (240) WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
(75-3188) [14-4-1,124] (75-3231) [1-1-0,13]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SHORT ROCK DARQUE
SAND DANCERS (67) MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
(75-3196) [10-12-0,72] (75-3185) [4-2-1,21]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 31
2. HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275) 11 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
3. WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284) 9 Unchartered Team
4. PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 0
5. LEGENDARY MEN X (286) 0WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275) 53 25 2 67.9 1/ 1 MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 14 1 1
2/ 2 MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 346 179 9 65.9 2/ 2 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275) 6 4 0
3- 3*LEGENDARY MEN X (286) 1 1 1 50.0 3- 3 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 2 3 0
4- 4 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 129 135 12 48.9 4/ 5*WEAPONS I WON'T US (284) 2 5 0
5/ 5 SAND DANCERS (67) 631 %1012 19 38.4 5- 4*LEGENDARY MEN X (286) 1 1 1
6/ 6*WEAPONS I WON'T US (284) 2 5 0 28.6 6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (67) 1 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I'm sort of running out of things to say--I'm a fighter and lover, not a writer
and publisher! If I'm here on the throne much longer, things will get much quieter.
But I will offer you these great sayings:
A piker a day keeps the doctor away.
Piker's rule.
Haste makes wastes, but not pikers.
Luck to you all.
Dowd
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for PADFOOT, who flew up 13 points in the
rankings after mashing DONAL PINES like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. DONAL PINES lost to PADFOOT
and drops 11 points. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody
knuckles was HOGWARTS EXPRESS' WORMTAIL, who was turned away from the Duelmastership
by DOWD. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at
bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad SAND DANCERS? Big bad SAND DANCERS. Big bad SAND DANCERS. JADE MOUNTAIN's
afraid of the big bad SAND DANCERS. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause MANAGER MUSINGS beats feet every time SAND
DANCERS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this HATCHET you ask, with 6
points and a 1-1-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! Can any one out there say
'weasel'? Oh well, just saying PRONGS will do. He challenged 24 points down to
trash SHORT ROCK. Definition of petty: PRONGS beat SHORT ROCK, a mismatch of 24
points.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been real, and its been fun,
but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOWD 3188 14 4 1 124 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PRONGS 3139 14 5 0 95 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOOTSTEPS 3155 8 2 0 88 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
WORMTAIL 3140 10 9 0 83 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
PADFOOT 3142 11 3 1 73 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
SHORT ROCK 3196 10 12 0 72 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIRIUS BLACK 3141 8 4 1 58 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VERN 3186 9 8 1 55 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
DONAL PINES 3194 11 14 1 54 SAND DANCERS (67)
-SNAPE 3138 10 4 0 49 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CORINTHIAN 3195 2 1 0 30 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
SERNILLAN 3207 6 9 1 28 SAND DANCERS (67)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLUGBAIT 3245 3 0 0 23 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
DARQUE 3185 4 2 1 21 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
ULRA T'SSAR 3224 3 9 0 18 SAND DANCERS (67)
GARTH 3246 3 0 0 16 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
GREATSWORD 3231 1 1 0 13 WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HATCHET 3234 1 1 0 6 WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
-HURRICANE 3243 1 1 1 5 LEGENDARY MEN X (286)
MAUL 3230 0 2 0 2 WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DAGGER 3233 0 1 0 WEAPONS I WON'T U 284 HURRICANE 3243 340
PERSONAL ADS
Ultra T'ssar -- Well, to tell you the truth, me and Dowd and a few others got
religion. -- Vern
P.S. The last turn 5-0-1 blessing helped!
Manager Musings seems to have taken on a revitalization. Cool! -- FTF Manager
(pumped!)
Paranoid Asylum -- You sneaked in there with more points than me to take Top Team On
The Move. A tip of the hat--but beware. -- FTF Manager
Footsteps -- Oh no! Following me, dogging my heels, RELENTLESS! I'm being pursued,
I have hidden enemies, they're OUT TO GET ME! -- Short Rock
Snape -- Well, I'm a hunter, you see. I can do this kind of thing. Snipes, snapes,
it doesn't matter, I can get 'em. -- Donal Pines
Padfoot -- You're right back there with Footsteps, aren't you? Following, sneaking,
OUT TO GET ME. I hate that. -- Sernillan the increasingly paranoid
Corinthian -- Eh? I'm not getting this. Are you saying that all the Doric and Ionic
types are out to get YOU? Why? I mean, who'd WANT you? -- Ulra T'Ssar
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PRONGS bested SHORT ROCK in a action packed 1 minute brutal master's Challenge fight.
DARQUE viciously subdued HATCHET in a popular 4 minute gruesome Challenge match.
SLUGBAIT bested ULRA T'SSAR in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge contest.
DOWD devastated WORMTAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
DONAL PINES was devastated by PADFOOT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VERN handily defeated SERNILLAN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
MAUL was unbelievably bested by GARTH in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
GREATSWORD overpowered GUARDSMAN TAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 4 - 1 81 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 2 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 2 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 7 - 1 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 342 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE DOWD 3188 14 4 1 124 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
LUNGING ATTACK PRONGS 3139 14 5 0 95 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
SLASHING ATTACK WORMTAIL 3140 10 9 0 83 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
STRIKING ATTACK PADFOOT 3142 11 3 1 73 HOGWARTS EXPRESS (275)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SHORT ROCK 3196. The most popular warrior this turn
was DARQUE 3185. The ten other most popular fighters were PRONGS 3139, SLUGBAIT
3245, VERN 3186, MAUL 3230, DOWD 3188, PADFOOT 3142, SHORT ROCK 3196, SERNILLAN 3207,
GARTH 3246, and GREATSWORD 3231.
The least popular fighter this week was HATCHET 3234. The other ten least popular
fighters were DONAL PINES 3194, WORMTAIL 3140, ULRA T'SSAR 3224, GREATSWORD 3231,
GARTH 3246, SERNILLAN 3207, SHORT ROCK 3196, PADFOOT 3142, DOWD 3188, and MAUL 3230.