DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/11/2007 Duedate: 01/24/2007
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-352
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GILA
IN COLD BLOOD (215)
(75-2331) [8-2-0,89]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GILA POSITION IS EMPTY
IN COLD BLOOD (215)
(75-2331) [8-2-0,89]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SHORT ROCK GREATSWORD
SAND DANCERS (67) WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
(75-3196) [13-19-0,58] (75-3231) [6-6-1,39]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 39
2. SAND DANCERS (67) 12 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
3. WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284) 6 Unchartered Team
4. I AM SAM (267) 0
5. DARKSTALKER2 (280) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*DARKSTALKER2 (280) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 7 3 0
2/ 2 MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 374 190 9 66.3 2/ 2 IN COLD BLOOD (215) 5 4 0
3- 3 I AM SAM (267) 50 28 2 64.1 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67) 5 7 0
4/ 4 IN COLD BLOOD (215) 61 39 1 61.0 4/ 7 WEAPONS I WON'T US (284) 2 4 0
5- 6 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 134 137 12 49.4 5- 6 I AM SAM (267) 1 0 0
6/ 7 SAND DANCERS (67) 646 %1037 20 38.4 6- 4*DARKSTALKER2 (280) 1 0 0
7/ 8 WEAPONS I WON'T US (284) 11 18 1 37.9 7- 5 PARANOID ASYLUM (234) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I feel sure that Garth didn't need that unbroken record. That it would be
dangerous for him, going into the tourney, make him a target, you know? So...I
fixed that.
Donal Pines
Philanthropist
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Coming up with
a solid 1-1-0 outing, WEAPONS I WON'T USE has advanced 3 places in the rankings. It
looks like the guys(?) at SAND DANCERS had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them
in 3rd place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for VERN, who flew up
22 points in the rankings after mashing BUSHMASTER like a melon. Keep your eye on
this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was BUSHMASTER, who dropped 20
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with VERN. It's a proud day for
the IN COLD BLOOD stable, as their warrior, GILA, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.
Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JADE MOUNTAIN arena.
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad SAND DANCERS? Big bad SAND
DANCERS. Big bad SAND DANCERS. JADE MOUNTAIN's afraid of the big bad SAND DANCERS.
Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch MANAGER MUSINGS' act in the
arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from SAND DANCERS. Well
dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, SHORT ROCK would be president. Although it
may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Ask not the elves for counsel,
for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time I'm on this
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GILA 2331 8 2 0 89 IN COLD BLOOD (215)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SAMICH 3046 6 0 1 115 I AM SAM (267)
-FOOTSTEPS 3155 10 2 0 102 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VERN 3186 14 10 1 88 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
-SAMOSET 3043 9 5 0 86 I AM SAM (267)
-SAMURAI 3119 8 1 0 76 I AM SAM (267)
DONAL PINES 3194 16 19 1 68 SAND DANCERS (67)
BUSHMASTER 2327 11 12 0 67 IN COLD BLOOD (215)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARTH 3246 9 1 0 64 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
ULRA T'SSAR 3224 7 15 1 59 SAND DANCERS (67)
SHORT ROCK 3196 13 19 0 58 SAND DANCERS (67)
-SLUGBAIT 3245 8 2 0 58 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HORNY TOAD 2783 7 3 0 54 IN COLD BLOOD (215)
DARQUE 3185 11 4 1 47 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
SERNILLAN 3207 9 16 1 45 SAND DANCERS (67)
GREATSWORD 3231 6 6 1 39 WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
-CORINTHIAN 3195 3 2 0 36 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STREGOICA 3203 2 0 0 33 DARKSTALKER2 (280)
TOKAY 3126 3 2 0 29 IN COLD BLOOD (215)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAUL 3230 4 8 0 25 WEAPONS I WON'T USE (284)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOULTAKER 3253 2 4 0 22 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
-LIFER 3250 2 0 0 17 PARANOID ASYLUM (234)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Ouch, that hurt! Felt like a big, tall pine fell on me during combat. -- Garth
Talk-To-Death -- Well, what do you think I do everyday, Bud? -- Soultaker
Ulra -- I fought my best and am proud. -- Vern
Congrats to Donal Pines, Duelmaster, who made Garth look like a sapling. -- FTF
Manager
Vern -- Oh...I thought somebody said "Fern," and I was all set to water you. And
then you whacked me. No fern ever did that! -- Ulra T'ssar
Buried in the sand by a To-Fu Backstabber! The ignominy, the shame! -- Short Rock
Greatsword -- Oh...I dunno, if you were big enough, it might work. -- Sernillan
P.S. And your opponent wasn't going anywhere. Which, I will admit, seems unlikely,
because if I saw greatsword coming at me, I'd MOVE.
Ed. -- No glue, huh? Isn't that just LIKE tofu? Let's you down every which way. --
Donal Pines
I think you're being unreasonable to expect so much from a mere bean curd. It
does fine in its appointed role, after all. -- Ed.
18 December 2006
Let it be known that Buddy Lee is no longer a member of The Company of Brothers,
T.C.B. I have resigned as of 10-23-06. Thank you.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GARTH unbelievably bested HORNY TOAD in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
DARQUE bested GREATSWORD in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
TOKAY was luckily beaten by SERNILLAN in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DONAL PINES was devastated by GILA in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
BUSHMASTER was overpowered by VERN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHORT ROCK devastated SOULTAKER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ULRA T'SSAR devastated BAHNING THE LAWYER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MAUL overcame TALK-TO-DEATH in a action packed 1 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 352 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK GILA 2331 8 2 0 89 IN COLD BLOOD (215)
PARRY-STRIKE VERN 3186 14 10 1 88 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
TOTAL PARRY GARTH 3246 9 1 0 64 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
BASHING ATTACK DARQUE 3185 11 4 1 47 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SHORT ROCK 3196. The most popular warrior this turn
was GREATSWORD 3231. The ten other most popular fighters were HORNY TOAD 2783,
DARQUE 3185, SHORT ROCK 3196, VERN 3186, MAUL 3230, TOKAY 3126, GILA 2331, ULRA
T'SSAR 3224, SERNILLAN 3207, and GARTH 3246.
The least popular fighter this week was SOULTAKER 3253. The other ten least popular
fighters were BUSHMASTER 2327, DONAL PINES 3194, GARTH 3246, SERNILLAN 3207, ULRA
T'SSAR 3224, GILA 2331, TOKAY 3126, MAUL 3230, VERN 3186, and SHORT ROCK 3196.