DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2007    Duedate: 06/13/2007

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-362

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ULRA T'SSAR
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3224) [11-21-1,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ULRA T'SSAR                    POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (67)              
(75-3224) [11-21-1,90]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DARQUE                         WRATH
MANAGER MUSINGS (240)          MASTERS OF SIN (270)
(75-3185) [18-6-1,62]          (75-3081) [7-4-0,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MANAGER MUSINGS (240)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (67)           67
2. ONE NIGHT STAND (207)       31      MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
3. I AM SAM (267)               0      Unchartered Team
4. MASTERS OF SIN (270)       -11
5. MANAGER MUSINGS (240)      -15      KLESKO IS GOD (145)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)    402 199  9 66.9   1/ 1 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)    10  1 0
 2- 2 I AM SAM (267)            58  31  3 65.2   2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67)         7  5 1
 3/ 3 MASTERS OF SIN (270)      18  11  0 62.1   3- 3 I AM SAM (267)            1  0 1
 4/ 0 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)     24  26  1 48.0   4/ 5 MASTERS OF SIN (270)      0  3 0
 5/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67)        667 %1056 21 38.7   5/ 0 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in JADE MOUNTAIN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Cut this out and put it 
in your scrapbooks, SAND DANCERS!  'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 2nd!  MVP 
award for ULRA T'SSAR?  SAND DANCERS' proud of her after beating DARQUE and getting 
30 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  DARQUE got smashed by ULRA T'SSAR, and 
lost 23 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think VERN should 
let LADY SCORN be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the 
wiseguy that said JADE MOUNTAIN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Green Axe?  
Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of I AM SAM must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are MANAGER MUSINGS?  I 
AM SAM, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can SAND DANCERS' SERNILLAN be more popular than me?  She was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because HOLLY 
HEPATITIS had 8-7-0 was no reason for ONE NIGHT STAND to send her to the Dark Arena!  
Stop it!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULRA T'SSAR 3224             11  21  1    90       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SAMICH 3046                   6   0  1   115       I AM SAM (267)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLUGBAIT 3245                12   4  0    84       MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
 GARTH 3246                   15   3  0    77       MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
-SOULTAKER 3253                7   5  0    71       MANAGER MUSINGS (240)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERNILLAN 3207               14  21  1    65       SAND DANCERS (67)
 DARQUE 3185                  18   6  1    62       MANAGER MUSINGS (240)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734          4   3  1    54       ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
-POLLY POX 2254                8   7  0    51       ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
 JADE BELLE 3282               4   0  1    46       SAND DANCERS (67)
 ZELORAND 3281                 4   1  0    42       SAND DANCERS (67)
 WRATH 3081                    7   4  0    37       MASTERS OF SIN (270)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRIDE 3077                    4   0  0    33       MASTERS OF SIN (270)
-LUST 3078                     3   2  0    31       MASTERS OF SIN (270)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLOTH 3079                    3   1  0    10       MASTERS OF SIN (270)
-GREED 3125                    1   3  0    10       MASTERS OF SIN (270)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HOLLY HEPATITIS 2258   8  8 0 ONE NIGHT STAND 207   ARENAMASTER KENDAR 23 362 NONE    
CANDY CLAP 3058        0  1 0 ONE NIGHT STAND 207   DAR-KOL BLACKBROWS 25 362 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Woo, woo, woo!  5-0!  Life is sweet! -- FTF Manager

I am pleased to be Duelmaster again.  I will do my best to bring honor to the throne.
-- Vern

For those interested - Vern - 11-11-14-21-9-3-15 mode piker.  Favorites are BS/low/

low/responsive.  Finished with 3 adexes - Init, Parry, Decise and an expert in
attack.  Never tried the LO - thought the QS (8/70/14) was his fave. -- Manager
Musings

Slugbait -- I won't go so far as to say I hate you, but then again, I won't be so
rash as to say I don't.  You're an irritating man.  (Oh, right, redundancy alert.) --
Ulra T'ssar, moderately annoyed at life in general

Darque -- If only the steward had let me bring that candle out, things would have
been different. -- Sernillan

I'm sure that Shizaran Blackheart is actually a Dangerous Criminal in disguise. --
Zelorand

Lightfinger Lu put a hand where no hand goes without invitation.  So of COURSE I
killed him.  What kind of woman do people think I AM? -- Jade Belle

Our congratulations to Vern. -- the Sand Dancers

Jade Belle -- You insufferable wench!  You bloodthirster!  I will haunt you through
all your career, which I hope will be short. -- Ghost of Lightfinger Lu
P.S.  The fact that I'll get resurrected nas NOTHING to do with this.

Zelorand -- I laugh at your ridiculous efforts.  You call that fighting?  I doubt you
could fight your way out of a paper bag. -- Shnizaran Blackheart

Garth -- Yes, well (sigh), it did give me time to update my recipe file.  It isn't
like the time was WASTED.  It just FELT wasted. -- To-Fu Backstabber

Vern -- Like I wanted to be duelmaster?  As if! -- Ko-Ha Oakchopper

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOLLY HEPATITIS was butchered by ARENAMASTER KENDAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CANDY CLAP was butchered by DAR-KOL BLACKBROWS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
VERN demolished LADY SCORN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GARTH defeated SERNILLAN in a 6 minute duel.
DARQUE was devastated by ULRA T'SSAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
WRATH was unbelievably bested by JADE BELLE in a 6 minute brawl.
ZELORAND devastated ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   8 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 362 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GARTH 3246                 15   3  0   77 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
BASHING ATTACK   DARQUE 3185                18   6  1   62 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
AIMED BLOW       ZELORAND 3281               4   1  0   42 SAND DANCERS (67)
LUNGING ATTACK   WRATH 3081                  7   4  0   37 MASTERS OF SIN (270)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DARQUE 3185.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WRATH 3081.  The ten other most popular fighters were ULRA T'SSAR 3224, SERNILLAN 
3207, DARQUE 3185, ZELORAND 3281, HOLLY HEPATITIS 2258, CANDY CLAP 3058, JADE BELLE 
3282, GARTH 3246,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was GARTH 3246.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JADE BELLE 3282, CANDY CLAP 3058, HOLLY HEPATITIS 2258, ZELORAND 3281, 
DARQUE 3185, SERNILLAN 3207, ULRA T'SSAR 3224, WRATH 3081,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VERN (75-3186) MANAGER MUSINGS (240)