DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2008 Duedate: 01/23/2008
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-378
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SLUGBAIT
MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
(75-3245) [17-6-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SLUGBAIT POSITION IS EMPTY
MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
(75-3245) [17-6-0,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SERNILLAN CHAMUSCAR
SAND DANCERS (67) HUE AND CRY (282)
(75-3207) [16-35-1,87] (75-3225) [9-8-2,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HUE AND CRY (282)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 9
2. SAND DANCERS (67) 2 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
3. ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 0 Unchartered Team
4. HUE AND CRY (282) -15
LYCANTHROPES (31)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 436 209 9 67.6 1/ 1 HUE AND CRY (282) 9 6 0
2/ 2 HUE AND CRY (282) 52 37 10 58.4 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67) 5 10 0
3- 3 ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 28 27 2 50.9 3- 3 ONE NIGHT STAND (207) 4 1 1
4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67) 693 %1104 22 38.6 4/ 4 MANAGER MUSINGS (240) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, JADE MOUNTAIN? Ain't you never seen Snide
Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see SLUGBAIT win a fight and gain 9 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, JADE
MASTER beat JAGIELIO DAMASK and JAGIELIO DAMASK lost 17 points. You're breakin' my
heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, HOLLY HEPATITIS has lost
the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the
old, in with the new, as SLUGBAIT takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the
old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Green Axe, humph! I've tasted better ale at
mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From JADE MOUNTAIN's trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. Ooh,
I'm frightfully impressed, SERNILLAN was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JADE
MOUNTAIN's morgue. More variety. Nipped in the bud, you might say, was STONE BEAR
of SAND DANCERS this turn. Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly
laugh. Heh heh. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches
up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in JADE MOUNTAIN to get a drink than The Green
Axe! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!
So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLUGBAIT 3245 17 6 0 107 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOLLY HEPATITIS 2258 10 8 1 103 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
-DARQUE 3185 28 8 1 100 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
-GARTH 3246 21 6 0 97 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
ZAGWE BANSHEE 3216 12 7 1 95 HUE AND CRY (282)
-SOULTAKER 3253 13 7 0 91 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERNILLAN 3207 16 35 1 87 SAND DANCERS (67)
THIA ARIGO 3286 6 2 1 71 HUE AND CRY (282)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAGIELIO DAMASK 3217 12 6 3 66 HUE AND CRY (282)
-MANNEQUIN 3283 7 1 0 61 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
HOZHA ODEMIS 3218 10 8 2 60 HUE AND CRY (282)
CHAMUSCAR 3225 9 8 2 59 HUE AND CRY (282)
-CINDY CHLAMIDIA 2734 5 3 1 59 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-POLLY POX 2254 8 7 0 51 ONE NIGHT STAND (207)
JADE BELLE 3282 11 9 1 43 SAND DANCERS (67)
KORTO LU 3287 5 6 1 36 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAGINRU 3289 6 4 0 27 SAND DANCERS (67)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STONE BEAR 3291 3 1 0 SAND DANCERS 67 SHIZARAN BLACKHE 378 NONE
ZELORAND 3281 7 10 0 SAND DANCERS 67 JAGIELIO DAMASK 3217 374 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Zagwe -- Congrats! You da man. (wink) -- Mannequin
Give em heck, Soultaker! We're taking a rest. -- FTF Manager (Manager Musings)
Mannequin -- Now, I've beaten all of you Manager Musings! What team to pick on next?
-- Zagwe Banshee
Sernillan -- Just what I expected. You are so easy for me. -- Jagielio Damask
Jade Belle -- Back on the winning side. That will keep me out of the Dark Arena for
a few turns. Thanks. -- Hozma Odemis
Korte Lu -- I don't know about Jagielio, but I like bashing your head in. --
Chamuscar
Jade Master -- Ouch! My first loss. Now I'm going to pick on Jade Belle. Let's see
how you Jades like that. Ha! -- Thia Arigo
Jagielio Damask -- You know how sometimes you wake up in the morning and you think,
"Today I'll do something different!" Well, I woke up today and thought, "Today I'll
defeat J.D." And I would've, too, but the stewards took the crossbow away from me.
Spoilsports. -- Sernillan
Hozha Odemis -- Huh, I should've gotten that win, because my name was mentioned last.
That's the SIGN, isn't it? -- Jade Belle
Chamuscar -- Hmm, did you mistake me for a pile you needed to drive? The Infirmarian
had to use a corkscrew to get my head up out of my neck, and it was an unpleasant
experience. -- Korto Lu
Ah, standbys! Gotta love 'em. -- Jaginru
Jaginru's nuts. That standby worked me RAGGED, and there's no budget for patching my
pants. -- Stone Bear
FTF Manager -- Ah, there you put your finger on it. There's always been a large body
of non-audience that has viewed the arena as a blot on the landscape, you know.
Bringing in all the dregs of Alastari, stuff like that. Used to be we could stop
people like that at the ports, but now... (shrug) they flood in. -- an anonymous fan
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SLUGBAIT bested ZAGWE BANSHEE in a action packed 1 minute master's Title fight.
THIA ARIGO was subdued by SERNILLAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
JAGIELIO DAMASK was vanquished by JADE MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CHAMUSCAR savagely defeated KORTO LU in a 3 minute brutal fight.
HOZHA ODEMIS bested JADE BELLE in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
STONE BEAR was assassinated by SHIZARAN BLACKHEART in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JAGINRU was unbelievably bested by ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a 2 minute gory competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 - 1 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 6 - 1 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 24 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 378 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 4 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SLUGBAIT 3245 17 6 0 107 MANAGER MUSINGS (240)
BASHING ATTACK ZAGWE BANSHEE 3216 12 7 1 95 HUE AND CRY (282)
STRIKING ATTACK THIA ARIGO 3286 6 2 1 71 HUE AND CRY (282)
AIMED BLOW JAGIELIO DAMASK 3217 12 6 3 66 HUE AND CRY (282)
TOTAL PARRY JADE BELLE 3282 11 9 1 43 SAND DANCERS (67)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SERNILLAN 3207. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHAMUSCAR 3225. The ten other most popular fighters were SLUGBAIT 3245, HOZHA
ODEMIS 3218, JAGINRU 3289, ZAGWE BANSHEE 3216, THIA ARIGO 3286, SERNILLAN 3207, KORTO
LU 3287, STONE BEAR 3291, JAGIELIO DAMASK 3217, and JADE BELLE 3282.
The least popular fighter this week was JADE BELLE 3282. The other ten least popular
fighters were JAGIELIO DAMASK 3217, STONE BEAR 3291, KORTO LU 3287, SERNILLAN 3207,
THIA ARIGO 3286, ZAGWE BANSHEE 3216, JAGINRU 3289, HOZHA ODEMIS 3218, SLUGBAIT 3245,
and CHAMUSCAR 3225.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SLUGBAIT (75-3245) MANAGER MUSINGS (240)