DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/04/2014 Duedate: 12/17/2014
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-543
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE HAPPY F
BAD HANDWRITING! (318)
(75-3576) [10-1-0,78]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE HAPPY F ENCANTADORA
BAD HANDWRITING! (318) APOKOLIPS (321)
(75-3576) [10-1-0,78] (75-3620) [2-1-0,30]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
STONE HAMMER HOUND ARCHON
SAND DANCERS (67) APOKOLIPS (321)
(75-3541) [13-25-2,67] (75-3617) [2-1-0,28]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
APOKOLIPS (321)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BAD HANDWRITING! (318) 12
2. CRITICALS (13) 7 BAD HANDWRITING! (318)
3. SAND DANCERS (67) 7 Unchartered Team
4. APOKOLIPS (321) 6
5. SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 3 APOKOLIPS (321)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BAD HANDWRITING! (318) 10 1 0 90.9 1/ 1*APOKOLIPS (321) 10 5 1
2/ 2*APOKOLIPS (321) 10 5 1 66.7 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67) 8 7 0
3/ 3 CRITICALS (13) 135 86 7 61.1 3/ 3 CRITICALS (13) 5 1 0
4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67) %1086 %1526 32 41.6 4/ 4 BAD HANDWRITING! (318) 2 0 0
5/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 14 56 1 20.0 5/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt JADE MOUNTAIN will ever be the same. And let's see, THE HAPPY F fought
MEADOWLARK and gained 12 points and contributed to BAD HANDWRITING!'s 1-0-0. DAKEN
has lost to CHI HO, falling 8 points, while helping make APOKOLIPS a 2-3-0 turn. Due
to his absence and inability to defend the throne, MURDEROUS THRUST has lost the
title of Duelmaster. And not without some honor, THE HAPPY F now claims the title
and throne of Duelmaster of JADE MOUNTAIN. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard
from unimpeachable sources that The Green Axe uses trolls in their stew. Talk about
gristle!
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. The most challenged warrior this
turn was SAND DANCERS' warrior HAN KANG. More fighters challenged him than
challenged the Duelmaster! In a brave attempt, ENCANTADORA from APOKOLIPS challenged
up 19 points to fight HAN KANG from the SAND DANCERS stable. ENCANTADORA perhaps got
hers just desserts, seeing as she was defeated by HAN KANG and ended up with 30
recognition points.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that JADE MOUNTAIN has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, JADE MOUNTAIN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in JADE MOUNTAIN, but never good
to wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in JADE
MOUNTAIN again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HAPPY F 3576 10 1 0 78 BAD HANDWRITING! (318)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MURDEROUS THRUST 3562 9 0 2 102 CRITICALS (13)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SECURE DEFENS 490 3 3 0 74 CRITICALS (13)
STONEFALL 3592 10 2 0 68 SAND DANCERS (67)
STONE HAMMER 3541 13 25 2 67 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEADOWLARK 3587 8 5 1 57 SAND DANCERS (67)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAN KANG 3569 7 13 0 51 SAND DANCERS (67)
SPIRALS 3613 5 1 0 38 CRITICALS (13)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENCANTADORA 3620 2 1 0 30 APOKOLIPS (321)
MADAME HYDRA 3618 3 0 1 29 APOKOLIPS (321)
HOUND ARCHON 3617 2 1 0 28 APOKOLIPS (321)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHI HO 3612 4 3 0 23 SAND DANCERS (67)
-STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403 3 1 0 22 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
DEADPOOL 3619 2 1 0 22 APOKOLIPS (321)
-GROUND CHUCK 3412 2 2 0 20 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
DAKEN 3616 1 2 0 5 APOKOLIPS (321)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MEAL 3452 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 297 STORMFALL 543 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the participants in the recent mail-in tourney generally with special nods
to tourney victors Leaps Into the Air, Murderous Thrust, and Blue Plate Special. --
Jorja and the Sand Dancers
Two-three in the usual way. Oh, well. -- Stone Hammer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MEAL was butchered by STORMFALL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE HAPPY F devastated MEADOWLARK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
HOUND ARCHON was subdued by SPIRALS in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
ENCANTADORA lost to HAN KANG in a 1 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge brawl.
STONE HAMMER was subdued by CAPTAIN MONDINOR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
STONEFALL vanquished WAN-FA THE DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHI HO overpowered DAKEN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MADAME HYDRA overpowered TALK-TO-DEATH in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DEADPOOL vanquished LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 - 1 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 2 - 2 83 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 3 - 1 75 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 9 - 1 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 20 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL THE HAPPY F 3576 10 1 0 78 BAD HANDWRITING! (318)
BASHING ATTACK STONEFALL 3592 10 2 0 68 SAND DANCERS (67)
TOTAL PARRY SPIRALS 3613 5 1 0 38 CRITICALS (13)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is STONE HAMMER 3541. The most popular warrior this
turn was HOUND ARCHON 3617. The ten other most popular fighters were THE HAPPY F
3576, HAN KANG 3569, ENCANTADORA 3620, MADAME HYDRA 3618, STONE HAMMER 3541,
STONEFALL 3592, CHI HO 3612, DEADPOOL 3619, MEAL 3452, and MEADOWLARK 3587.
The least popular fighter this week was DAKEN 3616. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPIRALS 3613, MEADOWLARK 3587, MEAL 3452, DEADPOOL 3619, CHI HO 3612,
STONEFALL 3592, STONE HAMMER 3541, MADAME HYDRA 3618, ENCANTADORA 3620, and HAN KANG
3569.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
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up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
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