DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2015    Duedate: 05/20/2015

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-554

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPIRALS
CRITICALS (13)
(75-3613) [16-1-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPIRALS                        MORTY PELLA
CRITICALS (13)                 DEAD MEAT (326)
(75-3613) [16-1-0,102]         (75-3655) [2-0-0,24]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STONE HAMMER                   STONE HAMMER
SAND DANCERS (67)              SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3541) [16-33-2,90]         (75-3541) [16-33-2,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CRITICALS (13)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (297)        38
2. CRITICALS (13)               9      CRITICALS (13)
3. DEAD MEAT (326)              9      Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (67)            4
5. APOKOLIPS (321)             -3      DEAD MEAT (326)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DEAD MEAT (326)            2   0  0  100   1/ 2 CRITICALS (13)            7  2 1
 2/ 2 CRITICALS (13)           162  90 10 64.3   2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67)         7  8 0
 3/ 3 APOKOLIPS (321)           25  34  2 42.4   3/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)      5  4 0
 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67)        %1110 %1557 32 41.6   4/ 3 APOKOLIPS (321)           4  4 0
 5/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)      25  64  1 28.1   5/ 5*DEAD MEAT (326)           2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to SAND DANCERS, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the CRITICALS stable.  Advancing in the rankings was SHEWISH BUFFET who 
went from last turn's 22-63-1, to this week's record of 25-64-1.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for STRAWBERRY JHANS, who flew up 29 points in the rankings after mashing 
STONEFALL like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  STONEFALL was beat by STRAWBERRY JHANS and drops 24 
points.  Well, everybody's pal SPIRALS moved his record to 16-1-0 by defeating STONE 
HAMMER in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition points.  4 out of 5 
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid SHEWISH BUFFET, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does JADE MOUNTAIN really have 
that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  SHEWISH BUFFET + 
Weapons That go Boom = DEAD MEAT + Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges 
were votes, ANGRY LIGHTNING would be president.  Although it may be a contest he 
doesn't want to win.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JADE MOUNTAIN have 
no sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPIRALS 3613                 16   1  0   102       CRITICALS (13)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONE HAMMER 3541            16  33  2    90       SAND DANCERS (67)
 STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403         7   2  0    88       SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
-SECURE DEFENS 490             3   3  0    74       CRITICALS (13)
 CHI HO 3612                  12   6  0    73       SAND DANCERS (67)
 BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413       5   0  0    70       SHEWISH BUFFET (297)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONEFALL 3592               15   8  0    64       SAND DANCERS (67)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEADOWLARK 3587              12  12  1    55       SAND DANCERS (67)
 HAN KANG 3569                11  20  0    53       SAND DANCERS (67)
 HOUND ARCHON 3617             6   6  0    53       APOKOLIPS (321)
-HORRIFYING ATTACK 3621        3   0  0    51       CRITICALS (13)
 ANGRY LIGHTNING 3627          7   3  0    39       CRITICALS (13)
-ENCANTADORA 3620              5   6  0    35       APOKOLIPS (321)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PSYKLOP 3634                  5   3  1    28       APOKOLIPS (321)
 MORTY PELLA 3655              2   0  0    24       DEAD MEAT (326)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MS. SMOKEY MOON 3633          2   6  0    13       APOKOLIPS (321)
 RATANTOUILLE 3453             1   1  0    11       SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
 ICED TI 3642                  1   1  0     7       SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
 CHUCK E. CHEESE 3653          0   1  0     1       APOKOLIPS (321)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Morty Pella -- Not a promising start to my career. -- Ratantouille of Shewish Buffet

Stone Hammer -- Yep, that definitely felt like a hammer made of stone. -- Strawberry 
Jhans of Shewish Buffet

Wow, nobody but me talking?  I had hoped that SOMEONE might have a word to say.  I see 
Howlin' Wolf, One Armed Bandit, and Scorpio (inactive), plus a one-shot team I don't 
know.  Surely among you there might be ONE personal? -- Jorja, feeling plaintive

Spirals -- I don't think I like that much.  We go along and I'm ahead, and then I get 
dizzy, fall over, and you win?  Is that any way to hold a fight? -- Stonefall
P.S.  Not that we have much choice who we fight.

Strawberry Jhans -- Tasty, very tasty.  And seasonal, too. -- Stone Hammer

Horrifying Attack -- No lie! -- Han Kang

Ah!  A standby.  I'm glad for that. -- Chi Ho

Blue Plate Special -- Delicious.  Fattening, but undoubtedly delicious. -- Meadowlark

Jorja -- If you don't mind me asking, what happened?  What's caused you to shut down 
all but two of your teams? -- Scorpio

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MS. SMOKEY MOON was devastated by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPIRALS unbelievably bested STONE HAMMER in a popular 2 minute gruesome Title match.
STONEFALL was devastated by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL overpowered HAN KANG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHI HO devastated HOUND ARCHON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MEADOWLARK devastated STONEFACE MIKARN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PSYKLOP handily defeated ICED TI in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MORTY PELLA vanquished SIR RIKARN T'LUCAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RATANTOUILLE vanquished CHUCK E. CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   7 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  10 -  3      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  23 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 554 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SPIRALS 3613               16   1  0  102 CRITICALS (13)
AIMED BLOW       STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403       7   2  0   88 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
BASHING ATTACK   CHI HO 3612                12   6  0   73 SAND DANCERS (67)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413     5   0  0   70 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANGRY LIGHTNING 3627        7   3  0   39 CRITICALS (13)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STONE HAMMER 3541.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STONE HAMMER 3541.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANGRY LIGHTNING 
3627, MEADOWLARK 3587, CHI HO 3612, SPIRALS 3613, STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403, BLUE PLATE 
SPECIAL 3413, PSYKLOP 3634, MORTY PELLA 3655, RATANTOUILLE 3453, and MS. SMOKEY MOON 
3633.

The least popular fighter this week was CHUCK E. CHEESE 3653.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ICED TI 3642, HOUND ARCHON 3617, HAN KANG 3569, STONEFALL 3592, 
MS. SMOKEY MOON 3633, RATANTOUILLE 3453, MORTY PELLA 3655, PSYKLOP 3634, BLUE PLATE 
SPECIAL 3413, and STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403.