DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/07/2015 Duedate: 05/20/2015
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-554
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SPIRALS
CRITICALS (13)
(75-3613) [16-1-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SPIRALS MORTY PELLA
CRITICALS (13) DEAD MEAT (326)
(75-3613) [16-1-0,102] (75-3655) [2-0-0,24]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
STONE HAMMER STONE HAMMER
SAND DANCERS (67) SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3541) [16-33-2,90] (75-3541) [16-33-2,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CRITICALS (13)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 38
2. CRITICALS (13) 9 CRITICALS (13)
3. DEAD MEAT (326) 9 Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (67) 4
5. APOKOLIPS (321) -3 DEAD MEAT (326)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*DEAD MEAT (326) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 CRITICALS (13) 7 2 1
2/ 2 CRITICALS (13) 162 90 10 64.3 2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67) 7 8 0
3/ 3 APOKOLIPS (321) 25 34 2 42.4 3/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 5 4 0
4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67) %1110 %1557 32 41.6 4/ 3 APOKOLIPS (321) 4 4 0
5/ 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 25 64 1 28.1 5/ 5*DEAD MEAT (326) 2 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Say good-bye to SAND DANCERS, as they are pushed from the coveted top
team spot by the CRITICALS stable. Advancing in the rankings was SHEWISH BUFFET who
went from last turn's 22-63-1, to this week's record of 25-64-1. Hey everybody,
watch out for STRAWBERRY JHANS, who flew up 29 points in the rankings after mashing
STONEFALL like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it doesn't
pay to walk out on the sands. STONEFALL was beat by STRAWBERRY JHANS and drops 24
points. Well, everybody's pal SPIRALS moved his record to 16-1-0 by defeating STONE
HAMMER in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition points. 4 out of 5
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid SHEWISH BUFFET, please raise you hand. Wow. Does JADE MOUNTAIN really have
that many liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: SHEWISH BUFFET +
Weapons That go Boom = DEAD MEAT + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges
were votes, ANGRY LIGHTNING would be president. Although it may be a contest he
doesn't want to win.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JADE MOUNTAIN have
no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPIRALS 3613 16 1 0 102 CRITICALS (13)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STONE HAMMER 3541 16 33 2 90 SAND DANCERS (67)
STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403 7 2 0 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
-SECURE DEFENS 490 3 3 0 74 CRITICALS (13)
CHI HO 3612 12 6 0 73 SAND DANCERS (67)
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413 5 0 0 70 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STONEFALL 3592 15 8 0 64 SAND DANCERS (67)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEADOWLARK 3587 12 12 1 55 SAND DANCERS (67)
HAN KANG 3569 11 20 0 53 SAND DANCERS (67)
HOUND ARCHON 3617 6 6 0 53 APOKOLIPS (321)
-HORRIFYING ATTACK 3621 3 0 0 51 CRITICALS (13)
ANGRY LIGHTNING 3627 7 3 0 39 CRITICALS (13)
-ENCANTADORA 3620 5 6 0 35 APOKOLIPS (321)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PSYKLOP 3634 5 3 1 28 APOKOLIPS (321)
MORTY PELLA 3655 2 0 0 24 DEAD MEAT (326)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MS. SMOKEY MOON 3633 2 6 0 13 APOKOLIPS (321)
RATANTOUILLE 3453 1 1 0 11 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
ICED TI 3642 1 1 0 7 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
CHUCK E. CHEESE 3653 0 1 0 1 APOKOLIPS (321)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Morty Pella -- Not a promising start to my career. -- Ratantouille of Shewish Buffet
Stone Hammer -- Yep, that definitely felt like a hammer made of stone. -- Strawberry
Jhans of Shewish Buffet
Wow, nobody but me talking? I had hoped that SOMEONE might have a word to say. I see
Howlin' Wolf, One Armed Bandit, and Scorpio (inactive), plus a one-shot team I don't
know. Surely among you there might be ONE personal? -- Jorja, feeling plaintive
Spirals -- I don't think I like that much. We go along and I'm ahead, and then I get
dizzy, fall over, and you win? Is that any way to hold a fight? -- Stonefall
P.S. Not that we have much choice who we fight.
Strawberry Jhans -- Tasty, very tasty. And seasonal, too. -- Stone Hammer
Horrifying Attack -- No lie! -- Han Kang
Ah! A standby. I'm glad for that. -- Chi Ho
Blue Plate Special -- Delicious. Fattening, but undoubtedly delicious. -- Meadowlark
Jorja -- If you don't mind me asking, what happened? What's caused you to shut down
all but two of your teams? -- Scorpio
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MS. SMOKEY MOON was devastated by ANGRY LIGHTNING in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPIRALS unbelievably bested STONE HAMMER in a popular 2 minute gruesome Title match.
STONEFALL was devastated by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL overpowered HAN KANG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHI HO devastated HOUND ARCHON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MEADOWLARK devastated STONEFACE MIKARN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
PSYKLOP handily defeated ICED TI in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MORTY PELLA vanquished SIR RIKARN T'LUCAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RATANTOUILLE vanquished CHUCK E. CHEESE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 7 - 1 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 3 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 23 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 16 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 554 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SPIRALS 3613 16 1 0 102 CRITICALS (13)
AIMED BLOW STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403 7 2 0 88 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
BASHING ATTACK CHI HO 3612 12 6 0 73 SAND DANCERS (67)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413 5 0 0 70 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
LUNGING ATTACK ANGRY LIGHTNING 3627 7 3 0 39 CRITICALS (13)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is STONE HAMMER 3541. The most popular warrior this
turn was STONE HAMMER 3541. The ten other most popular fighters were ANGRY LIGHTNING
3627, MEADOWLARK 3587, CHI HO 3612, SPIRALS 3613, STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403, BLUE PLATE
SPECIAL 3413, PSYKLOP 3634, MORTY PELLA 3655, RATANTOUILLE 3453, and MS. SMOKEY MOON
3633.
The least popular fighter this week was CHUCK E. CHEESE 3653. The other ten least
popular fighters were ICED TI 3642, HOUND ARCHON 3617, HAN KANG 3569, STONEFALL 3592,
MS. SMOKEY MOON 3633, RATANTOUILLE 3453, MORTY PELLA 3655, PSYKLOP 3634, BLUE PLATE
SPECIAL 3413, and STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403.