DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/12/2017 Duedate: 01/25/2017
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-595
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STRAWBERRY JHANS
SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
(75-3403) [10-2-0,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
STRAWBERRY JHANS POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
(75-3403) [10-2-0,124]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHI HO RUMBLER
SAND DANCERS (67) SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3663) [16-24-1,88] (75-3693) [13-12-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (67)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 47
2. CRITICALS (13) 10 CRITICALS (13)
3. SAND DANCERS (67) 2 Unchartered Team
4. SWORD FOR HIRE (124) 0
LADIES (10)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 CRITICALS (13) 234 137 22 63.1 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67) 9 6 0
2- 3 SWORD FOR HIRE (124) 156 110 6 58.6 2- 2 SWORD FOR HIRE (124) 6 4 0
3/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67) %1194 %1664 35 41.8 3/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 3 2 0
4/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 35 67 3 34.3 4/ 4 CRITICALS (13) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It was a more decisive result this time in my fight with Vicious Slash. I didn't
allow his little dagger near my face to further mar my natural orcan good looks. For
all of those fans that bet against me, it serves you right to lose your money. You
should've known better.
Who will fight me this turn? Chi Ho? One of the group in the Champions'
section? I don't know. I'm counting the days till my graduation and I care little for
anything else. Amuse yourselves with your bets and your punditry. Now I must go; I
have a sword to polish.
-- Jin tyl Ray
Champion of Jade Mountain: 589, 593, 594
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JADE MOUNTAIN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see BARRELS win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
STRAWBERRY JHANS beat CHI HO and CHI HO lost 7 points. You're breakin' my heart.
Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, JINA TYL RAY has lost the Title
of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with
the new, as STRAWBERRY JHANS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old
Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you
think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JADE
MOUNTAIN's morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the JADE MOUNTAIN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of JADE MOUNTAIN. I feel much better now. Glad to see
the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403 10 2 0 124 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413 8 0 1 113 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
-JINA TYL RAY 1989 15 7 1 111 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHI HO 3663 16 24 1 88 SAND DANCERS (67)
BARRELS 3683 20 12 1 84 CRITICALS (13)
VICIOUS SLASH 3696 11 11 2 82 CRITICALS (13)
-QUIET LONER 3699 12 6 0 79 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
RUMBLER 3693 13 12 0 76 SAND DANCERS (67)
-SECURE DEFENS 490 3 3 0 74 CRITICALS (13)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOTHIC 3751 5 1 0 51 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
-BLACK ICE 3726 7 4 0 47 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
LADY CHAO 3736 7 5 0 38 SAND DANCERS (67)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAN KI 3746 3 7 1 23 SAND DANCERS (67)
ICED TI 3642 3 2 1 22 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
-FULL FORCE 3714 1 1 0 20 CRITICALS (13)
-VERITABLE WALL 3713 1 0 0 20 CRITICALS (13)
PATTY MELT 3660 1 0 0 14 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
HOTDOG 3755 1 3 0 6 SAND DANCERS (67)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MEADOWLARK 3694 10 11 0 SAND DANCERS 67 VICIOUS SLASH 3696 591 NOT REVENGED
MONKEY BREAD 3745 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 297 LU-LAO THE EYE 595 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Chi Ho -- You're supposed to resign when I stab you with my dagger, not fight back. --
Quiet Loner
Stoneface Mikarn -- Unbelievable. Inexcusable. Unacceptable. Neo Noir's first loss
is to a stand-in, and ... and ... you killed him. Fate bade me to avenge his death in
the same round you murdered him, and that I did. I just wish I had killed you in
return. -- Black Ice
Stoneface Mikarn -- I just love the phrase "luckily killed." Neo Noir was "luckily
killed" by you says the Spy report. It's like the writer had a grudge against him. --
Angus McSweords
Zelban Swordbiter -- At least you fought the way a stand-in should. Slow, get popped,
give up. Nice show! -- Gothic
Quiet Loner -- If you'd made more noise, I might have stopped sooner. I thought I was
missing you. -- Chi Ho
Barrels -- I gotta tell you, that was a surprise. -- Rumbler
Somebody's been feeding Guardsman Tan fresh meat. He won both his fights against us!
Grossly unfair. -- Han Ki and Hotdog
Gothic -- Yep. Small arena syndrome. -- Chi Ho
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MONKEY BREAD was butchered by LU-LAO THE EYE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHI HO was devastated by STRAWBERRY JHANS in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
BLUE PLATE SPECIAL demolished VICIOUS SLASH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BARRELS bested RUMBLER in a popular 4 minute veteran's contest.
LADY CHAO demolished ICED TI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HAN KI won victory over TALK-TO-DEATH in a 3 minute fight.
HOTDOG was devastated by PATTY MELT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 14 - 1 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 10 - 1 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 595 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403 10 2 0 124 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
STRIKING ATTACK BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413 8 0 1 113 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
TOTAL PARRY BARRELS 3683 20 12 1 84 CRITICALS (13)
BASHING ATTACK RUMBLER 3693 13 12 0 76 SAND DANCERS (67)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHI HO 3663. The most popular warrior this turn was
RUMBLER 3693. The ten other most popular fighters were HAN KI 3746, STRAWBERRY JHANS
3403, BARRELS 3683, PATTY MELT 3660, BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413, CHI HO 3663, LADY CHAO
3736, MONKEY BREAD 3745, VICIOUS SLASH 3696, and ICED TI 3642.
The least popular fighter this week was HOTDOG 3755. The other ten least popular
fighters were ICED TI 3642, VICIOUS SLASH 3696, MONKEY BREAD 3745, LADY CHAO 3736,
CHI HO 3663, BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413, PATTY MELT 3660, BARRELS 3683, STRAWBERRY JHANS
3403, and HAN KI 3746.