DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/26/2017 Duedate: 02/08/2017
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-596
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JINA TYL RAY
SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
(75-1989) [16-7-1,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JINA TYL RAY LEWELLYN LLAMA
SWORD FOR HIRE (124) U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
(75-1989) [16-7-1,114] (75-3731) [2-0-1,27]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHI HO TOM TAPIR
SAND DANCERS (67) U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
(75-3663) [16-25-1,88] (75-3730) [1-1-0,10]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SWORD FOR HIRE (124) 41
2. U IS FOR UNGULATE (331) 25 CRITICALS (13)
3. CRITICALS (13) 6 Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 0
5. SAND DANCERS (67) -7 U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*U IS FOR UNGULATE (331) 9 1 1 90.0 1/ 2 SWORD FOR HIRE (124) 7 3 0
2/ 1 CRITICALS (13) 236 138 22 63.1 2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67) 6 9 0
3/ 2 SWORD FOR HIRE (124) 160 111 6 59.0 3/ 0*U IS FOR UNGULATE (331) 4 1 1
4/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67) %1195 %1668 35 41.7 4- 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 3 2 0
5- 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (297) 35 67 3 34.3 5/ 4 CRITICALS (13) 3 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JADE MOUNTAIN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, SAND DANCERS,
since SWORD FOR HIRE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see LEWELLYN LLAMA win a fight and gain 16
points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, HOTDOG beat TOM TAPIR and TOM TAPIR lost 8 points.
You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne,
STRAWBERRY JHANS has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier!
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as JINA TYL RAY takes the Title and last
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood
today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, JADE
MOUNTAIN?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. JADE
MOUNTAIN, I am losing what little hope I had in you. CRITICALS the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like SWORD FOR HIRE
avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.
Hmph. RUMBLER was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the
DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. And what a stunning loss we have here,
boys and girls, VICIOUS SLASH of CRITICALS has added the final loss to his 11-11-2.
Tee hee! We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with
you sooner that later?
What does the JADE MOUNTAIN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of JADE MOUNTAIN. I feel much better now. I see the
crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JINA TYL RAY 1989 16 7 1 114 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STRAWBERRY JHANS 3403 10 2 0 124 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
-BLUE PLATE SPECIAL 3413 8 0 1 113 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
QUIET LONER 3699 13 6 0 90 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
CHI HO 3663 16 25 1 88 SAND DANCERS (67)
BARRELS 3683 21 12 1 87 CRITICALS (13)
-SECURE DEFENS 490 3 3 0 74 CRITICALS (13)
RUMBLER 3693 13 13 0 69 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOTHIC 3751 6 1 0 58 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
BLACK ICE 3726 8 4 0 57 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FULL FORCE 3714 2 1 0 33 CRITICALS (13)
LADY CHAO 3736 7 6 0 31 SAND DANCERS (67)
LEWELLYN LLAMA 3731 2 0 1 27 U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
RON RHINO 3732 2 0 0 26 U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ICED TI 3642 3 2 1 22 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
PETE PRONGHORN 3729 2 0 0 22 U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
OPRAH OKAPI 3728 2 0 0 19 U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
HAN KI 3746 3 8 1 18 SAND DANCERS (67)
HOTDOG 3755 2 3 0 18 SAND DANCERS (67)
-PATTY MELT 3660 1 0 0 14 SHEWISH BUFFET (297)
TOM TAPIR 3730 1 1 0 10 U IS FOR UNGULATE (331)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TALK-TO-DEATH 0 0 0 LEWELLYN LLAMA 3731 596 NONE
VICIOUS SLASH 3696 11 12 2 CRITICALS 13 JADE MASTER 596 NONE
BROKEN SWORD 3756 0 1 0 SWORD FOR HIRE 124 TREEMASTER 596 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Strawberry Jhans -- If I hadn't been taken by surprise, I'd've brought some ice cream.
-- Chi Ho
Barrels -- More like what I expected. -- Rumbler
Iced Ti -- This time of year, who needs ice? I heard Ti was no the rocks, but I never
figured it this way. -- Lady Chao
Ah! I wiped up Talk-to-Death. Good. -- Han Ki
P.S. He's a lawyer in his other life, you know.
Patty Melt -- There's something in that. I think it's the tomato. -- Hotdog
Hotdog studied and increased his WT.
Welcome back to Shewish Buffet! There hasn't been anything good to eat here since you
left. -- Jorja and the Sand Dancers
Quiet Loner -- What, I WAS? Why doesn't anybody TELL me these things? -- Quiet Loner
Angus McSweords -- I did have a grudge against him. Nothing personal, but I did. --
Stoneface Mikarn
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BROKEN SWORD was viciously butchered by TREEMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
QUIET LONER vanquished RUMBLER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
FULL FORCE overpowered HAN KI in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel.
JINA TYL RAY savagely defeated CHI HO in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Title fight.
BARRELS outwaited MING-CHANG THE SLY in a popular 11 minute duel.
VICIOUS SLASH was barely slain by JADE MASTER in a 3 minute bloody match.
BLACK ICE handily defeated LADY CHAO in a 2 minute uneven fight.
GOTHIC vanquished ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OPRAH OKAPI vanquished LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PETE PRONGHORN won victory over GUARDSMAN TAN in a 2 minute novice's fight.
TOM TAPIR was luckily beaten by HOTDOG in a popular 3 minute brutal novice's melee.
LEWELLYN LLAMA murdered TALK-TO-DEATH in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
RON RHINO demolished GUARDSMAN TAN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 1 - 1 89 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 19 - 13 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 1 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 10 - 1 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 596 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK JINA TYL RAY 1989 16 7 1 114 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
AIMED BLOW QUIET LONER 3699 13 6 0 90 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
TOTAL PARRY BARRELS 3683 21 12 1 87 CRITICALS (13)
STRIKING ATTACK GOTHIC 3751 6 1 0 58 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BLACK ICE 3726 8 4 0 57 SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHI HO 3663. The most popular warrior this turn was
TOM TAPIR 3730. The ten other most popular fighters were JINA TYL RAY 1989, QUIET
LONER 3699, FULL FORCE 3714, VICIOUS SLASH 3696, BLACK ICE 3726, BROKEN SWORD 3756,
RUMBLER 3693, GOTHIC 3751, OPRAH OKAPI 3728, and PETE PRONGHORN 3729.
The least popular fighter this week was BARRELS 3683. The other ten least popular
fighters were CHI HO 3663, HAN KI 3746, HOTDOG 3755, LADY CHAO 3736, RON RHINO 3732,
LEWELLYN LLAMA 3731, PETE PRONGHORN 3729, OPRAH OKAPI 3728, GOTHIC 3751, and RUMBLER
3693.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JINA TYL RAY (75-1989) SWORD FOR HIRE (124)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SAMURAI 3119 (144-90-2) 9 3 0 GOLD STANDARD
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SAMSARA 3055 (56-39-0) 4 3 0 GOLD STANDARD
PARTY'S OVER 2179 (59-41-0) 0 5 0 EASTERN HORDE
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
REAL GUANO 3088 (54-26-2) 0 3 0 SECOND CHANCES
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SECURE DEFENS 490 (3-3-0) 2 3 0 CRITICALS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FULL FORCE 3714 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 CRITICALS
VERITABLE WALL 3713 (1-0-0) 3 3 1 DEAD CRITICALS