DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/08/2018 Duedate: 03/21/2018
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-625
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COLD STEEL
CRITICALS (13)
(75-3762) [14-4-0,135]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
COLD STEEL AGNOR
CRITICALS (13) HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
(75-3762) [14-4-0,135] (75-3793) [4-3-0,42]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RUMBLER ABBA GOLD
SAND DANCERS (67) THE B TEAM (334)
(75-3693) [19-36-0,103] (75-3800) [3-4-0,19]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (67)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (67) 23
2. CRITICALS (13) 19 CRITICALS (13)
3. JADED WARRIORS (335) 16 Unchartered Team
4. THE B TEAM (334) 9
5. HEROS OF HAGUS (333) 2 JADED WARRIORS (335)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*JADED WARRIORS (335) 11 5 2 68.8 1/ 3 SAND DANCERS (67) 8 7 0
2/ 2 CRITICALS (13) 283 171 23 62.3 2/ 1*JADED WARRIORS (335) 7 5 1
3/ 3*HEROS OF HAGUS (333) 19 16 1 54.3 3/ 2*HEROS OF HAGUS (333) 7 8 1
4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67) %1252 %1756 37 41.6 4/ 4 CRITICALS (13) 6 2 0
5/ 5*THE B TEAM (334) 14 21 5 40.0 5/ 5*THE B TEAM (334) 6 9 2
6- 6*EASTERN HORDE 2 (329) 2 12 0 14.3 6- 6*EASTERN HORDE 2 (329) 2 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Jorja said I had to write this. I was going to just say "good fight," or something
but I guess not today. But it WAS a good fight.
-- Han Ki
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to JADED WARRIORS, as they are
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the SAND DANCERS stable. Hey everybody,
watch out for HAI TAI, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing TOMTOM
like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten
was TOMTOM, who dropped 13 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with
HAI TAI. In front of all the crowds, COLD STEEL took the Duelmaster's crown for his
own. I give the bum two weeks. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to
deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JADE MOUNTAIN arena. Did
you hear that EASTERN HORDE 2 was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of EASTERN HORDE 2's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you
who like math, try this one: EASTERN HORDE 2 + Weapons That go Boom = JADED WARRIORS
+ Avoid City. Well just about everybody wants a piece of ZAZZER, who was this week's
most challenged warrior.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLD STEEL 3762 14 4 0 135 CRITICALS (13)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FULL FORCE 3714 11 1 0 119 CRITICALS (13)
RUMBLER 3693 19 36 0 103 SAND DANCERS (67)
HAN KI 3746 17 23 1 92 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY CHAO 3736 20 22 1 83 SAND DANCERS (67)
-GLEAMING BLADE 3761 7 6 0 74 CRITICALS (13)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAI TAI 3769 11 12 0 66 SAND DANCERS (67)
HOTDOG 3755 12 22 0 59 SAND DANCERS (67)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGNOR 3793 4 3 0 42 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
TOMTOM 3792 6 1 1 40 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNTAMED 3787 4 3 0 30 CRITICALS (13)
ATTILA THE HUN 3811 3 1 0 30 JADED WARRIORS (335)
-CROWBAR 3720 2 0 0 28 EASTERN HORDE 2 (329)
BELLA 3795 7 0 0 26 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
-GERONIMO 3810 3 0 0 26 JADED WARRIORS (335)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ABBA GOLD 3800 3 4 0 19 THE B TEAM (334)
GENGHIS KHAN 3808 2 1 2 19 JADED WARRIORS (335)
MILES 3798 3 4 1 17 THE B TEAM (334)
SLUG 3796 1 6 0 17 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
BOLDER 3801 3 4 2 15 THE B TEAM (334)
ZAZZER 3799 3 4 1 15 THE B TEAM (334)
KEITH RICHARDS 3797 2 5 1 14 THE B TEAM (334)
SUN TZU 3809 1 2 0 8 JADED WARRIORS (335)
VIVAMUS ME 3807 1 3 0 6 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LIGHTFINGER LU 0 0 0 GENGHIS KHAN 3808 625 NONE
DABA 3813 0 1 0 CRITICALS 13 DAR-KOL BLACKBRO 625 NONE
HAGUS II 3805 0 1 0 HEROS OF HAGUS 333 ZAZZER 3799 621 REVENGED
CHEWBACCA 3812 2 1 0 JADED WARRIORS 335 TOMTOM 3792 624
PERSONAL ADS
Jorja, Jorga. Has thou not felt the cool, expensive, exciting sensation of a jade-
covered anatomy? Sooo empowering. Thou must try it, Lass. -- Cleopatra
P.S. Why, of course thou canst utilize any Jaded Warrior or its lovely manager for thy
adventures. Have at it. What thy sayeth, goes.
P.P.S. But perhaps thou shall not use Chewbacca, as the loudmouth cretin slayed him.
Poor, fuzzy Chewbacca.
Hai Tai, whoa! I rode my horse into that trap. You are far too experienced for my
young self. But soon ...... -- Attila The Hun
Crowbar, now that your tricks are known, beware the ire of the Jaded Ones. -- Genghis
Khan
Abba Gold, how sad ..... (Har, har.) -- Sun Tzu (Going off soon to write a book.)
Lightfinger Lu, chop, chop. -- Geronimo
Attila The Hun, Genghis Khan, and the now dead dunce Chewbacca, you have all let This
Lady down. Pah! -- Cleopatra
"Mayhaps we shall put some pepper in her jade?" -- Heard mumbled, perhaps by Genghis
Khan
Agnor -- Great! You can be my hero and go on an adventure, yes? -- Hotdog, who'd
rather stay home and hang around the bonfire
Attila the Hun -- You just need practice. -- Hai Tai
And one-one against other standbys. -- Lady Chao and Rumbler
Cleopatra -- Thanks for the personals, even if we can't figure out quite how to answer
them. -- Sand Dancers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DABA was butchered by DAR-KOL BLACKBROWS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUN TZU slimly lost to ABBA GOLD in a exciting 4 minute Challenge duel.
VIVAMUS ME slimly lost to ZAZZER in a 5 minute Challenge match.
HAN KI was overpowered by COLD STEEL in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
RUMBLER devastated CAPTAIN MONDINOR in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
LADY CHAO was devastated by JADE MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOTDOG unbelievably bested AGNOR in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
HAI TAI overpowered TOMTOM in a action packed 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
UNTAMED won victory over MILES in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
BOLDER was vanquished by ATTILA THE HUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BELLA savagely defeated KEITH RICHARDS in a 4 minute gory melee.
SLUG overpowered SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a unpopular 3 minute one-sided match.
GENGHIS KHAN easily killed LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 7 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 2 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 19 - 4 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 10 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 625 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK COLD STEEL 3762 14 4 0 135 CRITICALS (13)
BASHING ATTACK TOMTOM 3792 6 1 1 40 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RUMBLER 3693. The most popular warrior this turn
was ABBA GOLD 3800. The ten other most popular fighters were SUN TZU 3809, HAI TAI
3769, VIVAMUS ME 3807, UNTAMED 3787, RUMBLER 3693, BELLA 3795, AGNOR 3793, MILES
3798, KEITH RICHARDS 3797, and COLD STEEL 3762.
The least popular fighter this week was SLUG 3796. The other ten least popular
fighters were BOLDER 3801, LADY CHAO 3736, HAN KI 3746, DABA 3813, GENGHIS KHAN 3808,
ATTILA THE HUN 3811, TOMTOM 3792, ZAZZER 3799, HOTDOG 3755, and COLD STEEL 3762.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SEVENTH SON (1-9401) MANNEQUIN'S BEST (537)
DOMINATION (32-5232) ANGELS OF PAIN (360)
STARSCREAM (47-7419) DARQUE FORCES (396)
THE BOBSTER (82-1072) ODDITIES (184)
0001 (82-7927) JAN 2001 (1148)
0004 (82-7932) JAN 2001 2 (1149)
LAKES (82-22204) WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
SUPPERMAN (82-48250) HUNGRY HEROES (8107)
GEMS (82-49984) 4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)
JACK MONTGOMERY (84-38004) MEDAL OF HONOR B7 (6651)
SKINNER (84-46102) XCOM BETA (7965)
PEPEROMIA PIZZA (85-2352) ADD SOME FLOWER (435)
WEBBED ZOMBIE (85-4040) MOM 'N DAD ZOMBIES? (735)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes