DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/05/2018 Duedate: 04/18/2018
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-627
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RUMBLER
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3693) [20-37-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RUMBLER TOMTOM
SAND DANCERS (67) HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
(75-3693) [20-37-0,98] (75-3792) [8-1-1,58]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RUMBLER RUMBLER
SAND DANCERS (67) SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3693) [20-37-0,98] (75-3693) [20-37-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
(-1)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE B TEAM (334) 28
2. SAND DANCERS (67) 21 SAND DANCERS (67)
3. JADED WARRIORS (335) 0 Unchartered Team
4. CRITICALS (13) 0
5. HEROS OF HAGUS (333) 0 THE B TEAM (334)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*JADED WARRIORS (335) 14 5 2 73.7 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67) 9 6 1
2- 2 CRITICALS (13) 285 173 23 62.2 2/ 2*THE B TEAM (334) 9 6 1
3/ 4*THE B TEAM (334) 21 24 6 46.7 3- 3*JADED WARRIORS (335) 5 1 1
4/ 3*HEROS OF HAGUS (333) 21 24 1 46.7 4- 4 CRITICALS (13) 4 3 0
5/ 5 SAND DANCERS (67) %1258 %1760 38 41.7 5/ 5*HEROS OF HAGUS (333) 4 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JADE MOUNTAIN needs a spyreport." Oh, well. What was the
name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 21-24-6 you ask? (Sure) THE B
TEAM's their name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for LADY CHAO? SAND
DANCERS' proud of her after beating KO-HA OAKCHOPPER and getting 10 points. Talk
about yer big time losers! SLUG got smashed by ZAZZER, and lost 4 points! What a
putz! COLD STEEL fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the
title. No one said he was a genius... And I was just getting used to the
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome RUMBLER. Aren't SAND DANCERS proud.
(Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All JADE MOUNTAIN ever talks about is
fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?
I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUMBLER 3693 20 37 0 98 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-COLD STEEL 3762 15 4 0 144 CRITICALS (13)
-FULL FORCE 3714 12 1 0 129 CRITICALS (13)
LADY CHAO 3736 22 22 2 97 SAND DANCERS (67)
HAN KI 3746 18 24 1 91 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GLEAMING BLADE 3761 7 6 0 74 CRITICALS (13)
HAI TAI 3769 12 13 0 68 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOTDOG 3755 13 23 0 62 SAND DANCERS (67)
TOMTOM 3792 8 1 1 58 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGNOR 3793 4 5 0 44 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GERONIMO 3810 4 0 0 32 JADED WARRIORS (335)
ZAZZER 3799 5 4 1 31 THE B TEAM (334)
-ATTILA THE HUN 3811 3 1 0 30 JADED WARRIORS (335)
MILES 3798 5 4 1 29 THE B TEAM (334)
KEITH RICHARDS 3797 3 6 2 29 THE B TEAM (334)
-GENGHIS KHAN 3808 3 1 2 29 JADED WARRIORS (335)
BOLDER 3801 4 5 2 24 THE B TEAM (334)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLA 3795 7 2 0 23 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
-SUN TZU 3809 2 2 0 20 JADED WARRIORS (335)
ABBA GOLD 3800 4 5 0 18 THE B TEAM (334)
SLUG 3796 1 8 0 11 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
VIVAMUS ME 3807 1 5 0 8 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KO-HA OAKCHOPPER 0 0 0 LADY CHAO 3736 627 NONE
CHEWBACCA 3812 2 1 0 JADED WARRIORS 335 TOMTOM 3792 624
PERSONAL ADS
Tomtom -- For some reason, my head was just pounding after that fight. Probably
because YOU were just pounding all through it. -- Hotdog
Agnor -- Ah! Next thing you know, I'll have a winning record. So cool! --
Hai Tai
Cold Steel -- You're hard, that's what you are. Cruel, too. -- Han Ki
Full Force -- I call that unfair! AFTER the arenamaster declared the fight over, THEN
you knocked me down so you could bury me in the sand. That was unnecessary. --
Rumbler
A standby to lose to me. Very good. -- Lady Chao
Cleopatra -- Darn. Drat. Other exclamations as they occur to me. We're grappling
with pre-tourney prep, as in doing all next week's personals early so they get done at
all. So no spotlight until next tourney when it's all behind us. -- Jorja
P.S. There was a time when people READ real DM columns. Who's going to do it these
days?
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUMBLER viciously subdued CAPTAIN MONDINOR in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
HAN KI overcame LADY SCORN in a action packed 1 minute veteran's match.
LADY CHAO butchered KO-HA OAKCHOPPER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HAI TAI was defeated by MING-CHANG THE SLY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
HOTDOG unbelievably bested AGNOR in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
TOMTOM narrowly defeated KEITH RICHARDS in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
ZAZZER savagely defeated SLUG in a dull 13 minute gruesome melee.
ABBA GOLD viciously subdued VIVAMUS ME in a 2 minute gory duel.
BOLDER won victory over TALK-TO-DEATH in a 2 minute gory duel.
BELLA was defeated by MILES in a 2 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 2 - 0 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 8 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 11 - 2 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 18 - 3 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 2 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 12 - 1 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 16 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 627 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK TOMTOM 3792 8 1 1 58 HEROS OF HAGUS (333)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RUMBLER 3693. The most popular warrior this turn
was RUMBLER 3693. The ten other most popular fighters were HAI TAI 3769, ABBA GOLD
3800, AGNOR 3793, HAN KI 3746, TOMTOM 3792, VIVAMUS ME 3807, BOLDER 3801, KEITH
RICHARDS 3797, MILES 3798, and LADY CHAO 3736.
The least popular fighter this week was SLUG 3796. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZAZZER 3799, BELLA 3795, HOTDOG 3755, LADY CHAO 3736, MILES 3798, KEITH
RICHARDS 3797, BOLDER 3801, VIVAMUS ME 3807, TOMTOM 3792, and HAN KI 3746.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI