DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/30/2019 Duedate: 06/12/2019
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-657
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SUN TZU
JADED WARRIORS (335)
(75-3809) [17-4-1,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SUN TZU GAMMA SAGITTAE
JADED WARRIORS (335) SAGITTA (337)
(75-3809) [17-4-1,115] (75-3832) [3-0-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SUN TZU ALPHA SAGITTAE
JADED WARRIORS (335) SAGITTA (337)
(75-3809) [17-4-1,115] (75-3830) [4-2-0,20]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JADED WARRIORS (335)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAGITTA (337) 34
2. SATAN'S SOLDIERS (332) 13 SATAN'S SOLDIERS (332)
3. ROCK CLUB (339) 13 Unchartered Team
4. JADED WARRIORS (335) 4
5. CRITICALS (13) 0 ROCK CLUB (339)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SATAN'S SOLDIERS (332) 15 0 0 100 1/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335) 11 4 0
2/ 2*ROCK CLUB (339) 3 0 0 100 2/ 3*SAGITTA (337) 7 3 0
3/ 3 JADED WARRIORS (335) 72 24 6 75.0 3/ 4*ROCK CLUB (339) 3 0 0
4- 4 CRITICALS (13) 295 181 24 62.0 4/ 5 SATAN'S SOLDIERS (332) 3 0 0
5/ 5*SAGITTA (337) 12 11 0 52.2 5/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67) 3 12 0
6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (67) %1338 %1830 41 42.2 6- 6 CRITICALS (13) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for NAPOLEON, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing HAI CHI
like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten
was HAI CHI, who dropped 15 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with
NAPOLEON. What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common? They are both
the most challenged apes in human history! Heyheyhey! Drawing on all of his
experience as a 15-2-1 warrior, GERONIMO went for the Duelmastership against JARHEAD
this week. Our battling duelmaster JARHEAD has managed to hold the title, fending
off GERONIMO's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, JADED WARRIORS. 4
out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that
location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JADE MOUNTAIN arena. And
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid SAND DANCERS, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does JADE MOUNTAIN really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny,
but catch JADED WARRIORS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at
running from SAND DANCERS.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the JADE MOUNTAIN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is
that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUN TZU 3809 17 4 1 115 JADED WARRIORS (335)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GERONIMO 3810 15 3 1 99 JADED WARRIORS (335)
ATTILA THE HUN 3811 13 7 0 97 JADED WARRIORS (335)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GLEAMING BLADE 3761 9 6 0 89 CRITICALS (13)
PLUM BLOSSOM 3824 16 12 2 83 SAND DANCERS (67)
WHITE TIGER 3844 10 2 1 82 SAND DANCERS (67)
EGGCRACKER 3834 12 10 0 77 SAND DANCERS (67)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANNIBAL 3849 7 1 0 52 JADED WARRIORS (335)
NAPOLEON 3843 6 2 0 49 JADED WARRIORS (335)
GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832 3 0 0 40 SAGITTA (337)
JO MING 3841 9 12 0 39 SAND DANCERS (67)
-FELLING POWER 3825 4 2 1 39 CRITICALS (13)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETA SAGITTAE 3831 3 3 0 31 SAGITTA (337)
HAI CHI 3842 5 9 0 30 SAND DANCERS (67)
GRUNGE GRRRL 3851 2 0 0 26 ROCK CLUB (339)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830 4 2 0 20 SAGITTA (337)
THETA SAGITTAE 3848 2 0 0 17 SAGITTA (337)
-CHERRY BABE 3853 1 0 0 13 ROCK CLUB (339)
-FULL EXTENSION 3835 0 1 0 7 CRITICALS (13)
ZETA SAGITTAE 3847 0 2 0 2 SAGITTA (337)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Sun Tzu -- Drat. I was the one who got cracked. I was never an egghead, and I see
that's a good thing. -- Eggcracker
Geronimo -- You will not persuade me to jump off a cliff, even with permission to yell
your name while doing it. -- Plum Blossom
Obviously, the dwarves from North Tirian are tough. -- White Tiger
Hannibal -- (groaning) I've been stepped on by an elephant. -- Jo Ming
Napoleon -- You should be shorter, and I'm working on making you so. -- Hai Chi
Sun Tzu -- You shouldn't NEED to "absorb your own book." It should be IN you. --
Eggcracker
Hannibal -- Sheep feed themselves. -- Hai Chi
Napoleon -- Pickle relish. -- Jo Ming
We congratulate Jarhead. -- the Sand Dancers
White Tiger -- You're not bad, for a beanpole. -- Ko Ha Oakchopper
You girls are unkind. -- Lightfinger Lu
Jaded is as jaded does, and jaded does as jaded is. -- Cleopatra
Jo Ming. how nice of you to notice. Cleopatra has been making me do special stretching
exercises, and they have increased my height, stature, and, well, a few other
important personal dimensions. (wink) -- Napoleon
Jarhead, you make me so angry...... -- Attila The Hun
Plum blossom, me love pluckem plums. -- Geronimo
Eggcracker, I will call those deviled eggs and raise you one nut cracker. Meanwhile...
-- Sun Tzu
Hai Chi, what? You have no admiration for my increased dimensions? You take advantage
of me like that while I am stretching? Perhaps it is my turn to take advantage of you?
-- Napoleon
Jo Ming, you need some good alps to climb to get in shape. Just sayin'. -- Hannibal
(astride his pet mastoden)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GERONIMO was bested by JARHEAD in a action packed 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
NAPOLEON demolished HAI CHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SUN TZU overpowered EGGCRACKER in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
WHITE TIGER devastated MING-CHANG THE SLY in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PLUM BLOSSOM was savagely defeated by ATTILA THE HUN in a 1 minute competition.
JO MING was bested by GAMMA SAGITTAE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
HANNIBAL luckily beat ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
BETA SAGITTAE vanquished SIR RIKARN T'LUCAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALPHA SAGITTAE was outwaited by GRUNGE GRRRL in a popular 8 minute duel.
ZETA SAGITTAE was defeated by GUARDSMAN TAN in a 1 minute beginner's match.
THETA SAGITTAE outlasted TALK-TO-DEATH in a exciting 7 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 2 - 0 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 18 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 11 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 9 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 657 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SUN TZU 3809 17 4 1 115 JADED WARRIORS (335)
STRIKING ATTACK GERONIMO 3810 15 3 1 99 JADED WARRIORS (335)
BASHING ATTACK ATTILA THE HUN 3811 13 7 0 97 JADED WARRIORS (335)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PLUM BLOSSOM 3824 16 12 2 83 SAND DANCERS (67)
TOTAL PARRY HANNIBAL 3849 7 1 0 52 JADED WARRIORS (335)
AIMED BLOW GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832 3 0 0 40 SAGITTA (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SUN TZU 3809. The most popular warrior this turn
was ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830. The ten other most popular fighters were GAMMA SAGITTAE
3832, GRUNGE GRRRL 3851, SUN TZU 3809, ATTILA THE HUN 3811, HANNIBAL 3849, BETA
SAGITTAE 3831, NAPOLEON 3843, WHITE TIGER 3844, PLUM BLOSSOM 3824, and GERONIMO 3810.
The least popular fighter this week was THETA SAGITTAE 3848. The other ten least
popular fighters were JO MING 3841, EGGCRACKER 3834, HAI CHI 3842, ZETA SAGITTAE
3847, GERONIMO 3810, PLUM BLOSSOM 3824, WHITE TIGER 3844, NAPOLEON 3843, BETA
SAGITTAE 3831, and HANNIBAL 3849.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JARHEAD (75-3786) SATAN'S SOLDIERS (332)