DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/11/2019    Duedate: 07/24/2019

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-660

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EGGCRACKER
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3834) [13-12-0,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EGGCRACKER                     GAMMA SAGITTAE
SAND DANCERS (67)              SAGITTA (337)
(75-3834) [13-12-0,92]         (75-3832) [4-0-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NAPOLEON                       GAMMA SAGITTAE
JADED WARRIORS (335)           SAGITTA (337)
(75-3843) [8-3-0,61]           (75-3832) [4-0-0,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JADED WARRIORS (335)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JADED WARRIORS (335)        46
2. SAGITTA (337)               33      JADED WARRIORS (335)
3. SAND DANCERS (67)            0      Unchartered Team
4. SPACE ROCKS (328)            0
5. ROCK CLUB (339)             -4      ROCK CLUB (339)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*ROCK CLUB (339)            5   1  0 83.3   1/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335)      9  3 1
 2/ 3 JADED WARRIORS (335)      81  27  7 75.0   2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67)         4 11 0
 3/ 4*SAGITTA (337)             15  13  0 53.6   3/ 4*SAGITTA (337)             3  2 0
 4- 5*SPACE ROCKS (328)          5   5  0 50.0   4/ 3*ROCK CLUB (339)           2  1 0
 5/ 6 SAND DANCERS (67)        %1342 %1841 41 42.2   5- 5*SPACE ROCKS (328)         1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Geronimo is done here. He won his third title. He finished 17-3-1
here. H efinished11-9 in tournaments. But he didn't really speak my
language, so I am done with him. Hasta La Vista.
     He was a hunk, though. I liked his 9(+1)-6-16-21-17-3-13 bod. he
was smart, but noncommunicative, learning at a 2.22 rate. The
Commission gave him some interesting faves at GA; High/Mod; Slash &
Response Tactics; Initiative Learns. Spiffy, I think!
     He says adios. (In whatever way one of his kind says that.)
                Cleopatra (for Geronimo, DMIII)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JADE MOUNTAIN this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, ZETA SAGITTAE fought 
TALK-TO-DEATH and gained 15 points and contributed to SAGITTA's 3-2-0.  WHITE TIGER 
has lost to ATTILA THE HUN, falling 7 points, while helping make SAND DANCERS a 1-4-0 
turn.  This week's Duelmaster bout was between EGGCRACKER and our Duelmaster 
GERONIMO, making a challenge.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, 
and GERONIMO remains JADE MOUNTAIN's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone 
confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at 
The Green Axe until they win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the SAND DANCERS stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on JADE MOUNTAIN, what are you afraid of?  And guess 
who avoided SAND DANCERS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was JADED WARRIORS.  
Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that EGGCRACKER from SAND DANCERS 
was JADE MOUNTAIN's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  SAGITTA has some questions to answer.  Like 'why did you kill your 
fighter, THETA SAGITTAE, who had a record of 2-0-0?' Is it really true that JADE 
MOUNTAIN has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, JADE MOUNTAIN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet 
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and 
my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EGGCRACKER 3834              13  12  0    92       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTILA THE HUN 3811          14   9  0    86       JADED WARRIORS (335)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE TIGER 3844             10   5  1    62       SAND DANCERS (67)
 NAPOLEON 3843                 8   3  0    61       JADED WARRIORS (335)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANNIBAL 3849                 8   1  0    54       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 HAI CHI 3842                  7  10  0    53       SAND DANCERS (67)
 GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832           4   0  0    49       SAGITTA (337)
 GRUNGE GRRRL 3851             4   1  0    48       ROCK CLUB (339)
 JO MING 3841                  9  15  0    42       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETA SAGITTAE 3831            3   4  0    33       SAGITTA (337)
-ZIGGY STARDUST 3681           2   0  0    29       SPACE ROCKS (328)
 ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830           5   2  0    26       SAGITTA (337)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZETA SAGITTAE 3847            1   2  0    17       SAGITTA (337)
-CHERRY BABE 3853              1   0  0    13       ROCK CLUB (339)
-FREHLEY'S COMET 3738          1   0  0    13       SPACE ROCKS (328)
 ERIC THE RED 3857             1   0  1    11       JADED WARRIORS (335)
-FREDDIE MERCURY 3679          1   1  0     7       SPACE ROCKS (328)
-STARLIGHT 3737                1   0  0     5       SPACE ROCKS (328)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THETA SAGITTAE 3848     2  1 0 SAGITTA 337          DAR-KOL BLACKBRO      660  NONE
OAK CHOPPER 3856        0  1 0 SAND DANCERS 67      ERIC THE RED 3857     660   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jaded is as jaded does. Jaded does what jaded wants. -- Cleopatra

A salute to "The bod", Geronimo, for getting me another Duelmaster and Lord Protector. 
-- Cleopatra

Plum Blossom, me likum plum. -- Geronimo

Eggcracker, where did you get those moves? -- Attila

Jo Ming, I AM the dynasty! -- Napoleon

Geronimo -- I don't care what "the tradition" is.  You are NOT throwing me off any 
high place at all so I can scream my way to the bottom. -- Plum Blossom

Grunge Grrrl -- How can you stand it?  You MIGHT be appealing, if you were clean. -- 
Hai Chi

Napoleon -- It amazes me that you can fight like that with your hand stuck in your 
shirt. -- Jo Ming

Attila the Hun -- You're barely a hummingbird egg to me. -- Eggcracker

Lost, to a kung-fu master.  Embarrassing. -- White Tiger

Sun Tzu -- Why would I want to glue a gorilla to anything? -- Eggcracker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THETA SAGITTAE was butchered by DAR-KOL BLACKBROWS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GERONIMO vanquished EGGCRACKER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
NAPOLEON won victory over GRUNGE GRRRL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
WHITE TIGER was overpowered by ATTILA THE HUN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAI CHI devastated ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
JO MING was viciously subdued by GAMMA SAGITTAE in a popular 4 minute competition.
HANNIBAL slimly won victory over BETA SAGITTAE in a action packed 3 minute duel.
ALPHA SAGITTAE overpowered LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ZETA SAGITTAE defeated TALK-TO-DEATH in a action packed 1 minute novice's fight.
OAK CHOPPER was executed by ERIC THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  22 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 660 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EGGCRACKER 3834            13  12  0   92 SAND DANCERS (67)
BASHING ATTACK   ATTILA THE HUN 3811        14   9  0   86 JADED WARRIORS (335)
TOTAL PARRY      HANNIBAL 3849               8   1  0   54 JADED WARRIORS (335)
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832         4   0  0   49 SAGITTA (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NAPOLEON 3843.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832.  The ten other most popular fighters were NAPOLEON 3843, 
BETA SAGITTAE 3831, ZETA SAGITTAE 3847, HAI CHI 3842, GRUNGE GRRRL 3851, HANNIBAL 
3849, ERIC THE RED 3857, EGGCRACKER 3834, ATTILA THE HUN 3811, and JO MING 3841.

The least popular fighter this week was OAK CHOPPER 3856.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WHITE TIGER 3844, THETA SAGITTAE 3848, ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830, JO 
MING 3841, ATTILA THE HUN 3811, EGGCRACKER 3834, ERIC THE RED 3857, HANNIBAL 3849, 
GRUNGE GRRRL 3851, and HAI CHI 3842.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ATTILA THE HUN (75-3811) JADED WARRIORS (335)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GERONIMO (75-3810) JADED WARRIORS (335)