DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/05/2019    Duedate: 09/18/2019

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-664

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHITE TIGER
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3844) [14-5-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WHITE TIGER                    POSITION IS EMPTY
SAND DANCERS (67)              
(75-3844) [14-5-1,115]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NAPOLEON                       HAI CHI
JADED WARRIORS (335)           SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3843) [11-4-0,96]          (75-3842) [9-12-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JADED WARRIORS (335)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JADED WARRIORS (335)        37
2. CRITICALS (13)              33      JADED WARRIORS (335)
3. SAND DANCERS (67)            7      Unchartered Team
4. THE SILVERCRESTS (152)       1
                                       TANKS A LOT (252)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335)      92  32  7 74.2   1/ 2 JADED WARRIORS (335)     10  3 0
 2/ 2 CRITICALS (13)           302 181 24 62.5   2/ 3 CRITICALS (13)            7  0 0
 3/ 0 THE SILVERCRESTS (152)    63  42  1 60.0   3/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67)         6  9 0
 4/ 4 SAND DANCERS (67)        %1352 %1851 41 42.2   4/ 0 THE SILVERCRESTS (152)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Thanks, Napoleon, I needed this.

                    -- White Tiger

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in JADE 
MOUNTAIN.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We 
now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  JADED WARRIORS now holds 
the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  It looks like the guys(?) at 
CRITICALS had a good week as they went 3-0-0 to put them in 2nd place.  I guess 
steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for MENACING FURY, who flew up 19 points in 
the rankings after mashing EGGCRACKER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And 
falling like a basher in the top ten was EGGCRACKER, who dropped 17 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with MENACING FURY.  Our battling duelmaster 
WHITE TIGER has managed to hold the title, fending off CORIN's none too subtle 
advances.  Better luck next time, THE SILVERCRESTS.  Can you believe they are paying 
me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JADE MOUNTAIN arena.  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad CRITICALS?  Big bad CRITICALS.  
Big bad CRITICALS.  JADE MOUNTAIN's afraid of the big bad CRITICALS.  Tra la la la 
la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause JADED 
WARRIORS beats feet every time CRITICALS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just 
about everybody wants a piece of EGGCRACKER, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the JADE MOUNTAIN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is 
that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE TIGER 3844             14   5  1   115       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORIN 1572                   17   5  0    99       THE SILVERCRESTS (152)
 NAPOLEON 3843                11   4  0    96       JADED WARRIORS (335)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GLEAMING BLADE 3761           9   6  0    89       CRITICALS (13)
 MENACING FURY 3859            4   2  1    89       CRITICALS (13)
 EGGCRACKER 3834              15  14  0    68       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HANNIBAL 3849                 9   2  0    60       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 FELLING POWER 3825            6   2  1    60       CRITICALS (13)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JO MING 3841                 10  18  0    52       SAND DANCERS (67)
 HAI CHI 3842                  9  12  0    48       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VLAD THE IMPALER 3862         3   0  0    29       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 ERIC THE RED 3857             4   1  1    24       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 FULL EXTENSION 3835           2   1  0    24       CRITICALS (13)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENGHIS KHAN 3870             1   0  0    15       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 LAZSLO VON GRIMM 2126         0   5  0     9       THE SILVERCRESTS (152)
 YOAKUM BEDE 3858              1   3  0     6       SAND DANCERS (67)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OAK CHOPPER 3856        0  1 0 SAND DANCERS 67      ERIC THE RED 3857     660  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, well. Look at that Duelmaster.  A White Tiger. Salute. I wish I had a white 
tiger on my team. -- Cleopatra (feeling quite covetous)

Well, Cleo, that White Tiger just plain put it to me. Got me I the long game. I shall 
get her next time. -- Napoleon

Don't call me Cleo! -- Cleopatra (Furious and commiserating with a small snake.....)

Lightfinger Lu, you need some practice, girlie. -- Eric The Red and Vlad The Impaler

Eggcracker, was that necessary? Huh? -- Hannibal (Wiping down his elephant.)

Jaded is as jaded does. Jaded does as jaded wants. -- Cleopatra
P,S. And I want a white tiger.

Menacing Fury -- How come we don't see these bathtub fighters in the arena? -- Hai Chi

Felling Power -- You could make some money felling trees for winter wood. -- Jo Ming

Hannibal -- This is not your day to make an omelet.  Good!  Omelets are overrated. -- 
Eggcracker

Full Extension -- I didn't know you could stretch that far! -- Yoakum Bede

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHITE TIGER viciously subdued CORIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome Title fight.
MENACING FURY demolished EGGCRACKER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
NAPOLEON overpowered CAPTAIN MONDINOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
JO MING savagely defeated ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a 4 minute one-sided fight.
HAI CHI slimly lost to FELLING POWER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal fight.
LAZSLO VON GRIMM was devastated by FULL EXTENSION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ERIC THE RED won victory over YOAKUM BEDE in a 1 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
VLAD THE IMPALER overpowered TALK-TO-DEATH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GENGHIS KHAN overpowered SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  22 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 664 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  WHITE TIGER 3844           14   5  1  115 SAND DANCERS (67)
WALL OF STEEL    CORIN 1572                 17   5  0   99 THE SILVERCRESTS (152)
AIMED BLOW       MENACING FURY 3859          4   2  1   89 CRITICALS (13)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NAPOLEON 3843.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HAI CHI 3842.  The ten other most popular fighters were FELLING POWER 3825, CORIN 
1572, WHITE TIGER 3844, JO MING 3841, NAPOLEON 3843, MENACING FURY 3859, FULL 
EXTENSION 3835, ERIC THE RED 3857, VLAD THE IMPALER 3862, and GENGHIS KHAN 3870.

The least popular fighter this week was YOAKUM BEDE 3858.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LAZSLO VON GRIMM 2126, EGGCRACKER 3834, GENGHIS KHAN 3870, VLAD 
THE IMPALER 3862, ERIC THE RED 3857, FULL EXTENSION 3835, MENACING FURY 3859, 
NAPOLEON 3843, JO MING 3841, and WHITE TIGER 3844.