DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/20/2020 Duedate: 03/04/2020
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-676
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GRUNGE GRRRL
ROCK CLUB (339)
(75-3851) [11-1-0,105]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GRUNGE GRRRL BAD SANTA
ROCK CLUB (339) HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)
(75-3851) [11-1-0,105] (75-3883) [2-0-0,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAI CHI HAI CHI
SAND DANCERS (67) SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3842) [16-17-0,92] (75-3842) [16-17-0,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JADED WARRIORS (335)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. JADED WARRIORS (335) 43
2. SAGITTA (337) 24 ROCK CLUB (339)
3. HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342) 14 Unchartered Team
4. ROCK CLUB (339) 6
5. APOKOLIPS (321) 2 HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 JADED WARRIORS (335) 7 2 0
2/ 2 ROCK CLUB (339) 12 1 0 92.3 2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67) 7 8 0
3/ 3 JADED WARRIORS (335) 113 46 7 71.1 3/ 6 SAGITTA (337) 5 5 0
4/ 5 SAGITTA (337) 21 19 0 52.5 4/ 7*HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342) 2 0 0
5/ 6 APOKOLIPS (321) 96 123 6 43.8 5/ 4 ROCK CLUB (339) 2 0 0
6/ 7 SAND DANCERS (67) %1382 %1881 42 42.4 6/ 3 APOKOLIPS (321) 2 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
What a good time to earn that status! I dedicate this to my old comrade -Howard
Archan! I'm on my way! Take it easy, Jade Mtn. It's been fun!
-- Encantadora
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JADE MOUNTAIN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, SAND DANCERS,
since JADED WARRIORS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.
SAGITTA turned their 3-2-0 turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn. Any
better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Now let's all watch JADED WARRIORS'
heads swell from their 3-0-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big
deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ERIC THE RED win a fight and
gain 24 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BAD SANTA beat STONECUTTER and STONECUTTER lost
15 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, JADE
MOUNTAIN may be getting bland, as GRUNGE GRRRL stays top dog in the city. I'm not in
a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new,
don't you, JADE MOUNTAIN?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
CRITICALS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.
Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was JADED WARRIORS. Ha ha ha ha!
STONECUTTER was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for JADE
MOUNTAIN's morgue. More variety. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRUNGE GRRRL 3851 11 1 0 105 ROCK CLUB (339)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NAPOLEON 3843 13 9 0 95 JADED WARRIORS (335)
HAI CHI 3842 16 17 0 92 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERIC THE RED 3857 9 5 1 85 JADED WARRIORS (335)
EGGCRACKER 3834 20 21 0 81 SAND DANCERS (67)
LADY SMOKE 3633 15 32 2 79 APOKOLIPS (321)
-HANNIBAL 3849 13 4 0 77 JADED WARRIORS (335)
GENGHIS KHAN 3870 8 2 0 71 JADED WARRIORS (335)
JO MING 3841 14 26 0 68 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VLAD THE IMPALER 3862 6 1 0 66 JADED WARRIORS (335)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BETA SAGITTAE 3831 5 5 0 47 SAGITTA (337)
ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830 7 2 0 43 SAGITTA (337)
GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832 5 2 0 42 SAGITTA (337)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAD SANTA 3883 2 0 0 33 HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)
EDDIE GORDO 3733 6 10 0 32 APOKOLIPS (321)
YOAKUM BEDE 3858 5 11 1 27 SAND DANCERS (67)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STONECUTTER 3879 3 1 0 16 SAND DANCERS (67)
ZETA SAGITTAE 3847 2 3 0 16 SAGITTA (337)
-CHERRY BABE 3853 1 0 0 13 ROCK CLUB (339)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FALLING STAR 3887 0 1 0 SAGITTA 337 HAGAR NORTHMAN 676 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
We are coming for you G. Girl! -- The mean and nasty Jaded Warriors
P.S. Wear that G string.
Jo Ming, now that dynasty is mine! -- Eric The Red
Encantadora, I want a rematch. Get back here. -- Napoleon
Beta Sagittae, I demolished you because I am a Scorpio. -- Genghis Khan
Jaded is as jaded does. Jaded does what jaded wants. -- Cleopatra (as jaded as it
gets)
Eric the Red -- Red handed that is. -- Jo Ming the bandaged
Grunge Grrrl -- You're allowed to bathe, surely. -- Hai Chi
Lady Smoke -- You're a tough egg, but that isn't enough. -- Eggcracker
Alpha Sagittae -- You shot an arrow in the air, and it fell to earth in me. Ouch. --
Yoakum Bede
Bah. -- Stonecutter
Eric the Red -- I don't have a dynasty. -- Jo Ming
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FALLING STAR was butchered by HAGAR NORTHMAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VLAD THE IMPALER devastated GAMMA SAGITTAE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BAD SANTA handily defeated STONECUTTER in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GRUNGE GRRRL vanquished LADY SMOKE in a 3 minute mismatched Title brawl.
JO MING was savagely defeated by GENGHIS KHAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
EGGCRACKER was devastated by ERIC THE RED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HAI CHI viciously subdued CAPTAIN MONDINOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
ALPHA SAGITTAE overpowered EDDIE GORDO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BETA SAGITTAE vanquished YOAKUM BEDE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ZETA SAGITTAE overpowered LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 17 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 18 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 11 - 0 0 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 676 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GRUNGE GRRRL 3851 11 1 0 105 ROCK CLUB (339)
BASHING ATTACK ERIC THE RED 3857 9 5 1 85 JADED WARRIORS (335)
SLASHING ATTACK GENGHIS KHAN 3870 8 2 0 71 JADED WARRIORS (335)
STRIKING ATTACK VLAD THE IMPALER 3862 6 1 0 66 JADED WARRIORS (335)
AIMED BLOW GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832 5 2 0 42 SAGITTA (337)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAI CHI 3842. The most popular warrior this turn
was HAI CHI 3842. The ten other most popular fighters were BAD SANTA 3883, GENGHIS
KHAN 3870, GRUNGE GRRRL 3851, BETA SAGITTAE 3831, VLAD THE IMPALER 3862, ERIC THE RED
3857, ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830, ZETA SAGITTAE 3847, STONECUTTER 3879, and FALLING STAR
3887.
The least popular fighter this week was YOAKUM BEDE 3858. The other ten least
popular fighters were EDDIE GORDO 3733, EGGCRACKER 3834, JO MING 3841, LADY SMOKE
3633, GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832, FALLING STAR 3887, STONECUTTER 3879, ZETA SAGITTAE 3847,
ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830, and ERIC THE RED 3857.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI