DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2020    Duedate: 03/18/2020

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-677

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRUNGE GRRRL
ROCK CLUB (339)
(75-3851) [12-1-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRUNGE GRRRL                   BAD SANTA
ROCK CLUB (339)                HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)
(75-3851) [12-1-0,114]         (75-3883) [3-0-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAI CHI                        GENGHIS KHAN
SAND DANCERS (67)              JADED WARRIORS (335)
(75-3842) [16-18-0,87]         (75-3870) [9-2-0,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAGITTA (337)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAGITTA (337)               54
2. SAND DANCERS (67)           11      ROCK CLUB (339)
3. ROCK CLUB (339)              9      Unchartered Team
4. HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)       7
5. APOKOLIPS (321)              2      HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)     3   0  0  100   1/ 3 SAGITTA (337)             9  6 0
 2/ 2 ROCK CLUB (339)           13   1  0 92.9   2/ 1 JADED WARRIORS (335)      6  2 0
 3/ 3 JADED WARRIORS (335)     114  47  7 70.8   3/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67)         5 10 0
 4/ 4 SAGITTA (337)             25  20  0 55.6   4/ 4*HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)    3  0 0
 5/ 5 APOKOLIPS (321)           96 125  6 43.4   5/ 5 ROCK CLUB (339)           3  0 0
 6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (67)        %1384 %1884 42 42.4   6/ 6 APOKOLIPS (321)           1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
JADE MOUNTAIN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, JADED WARRIORS, 
since SAGITTA took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see ALPHA SAGITTAE win a fight and gain 21 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, ALPHA SAGITTAE beat VLAD THE IMPALER and VLAD THE IMPALER lost 
14 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster HAI 
CHI challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, JADE MOUNTAIN may be 
getting bland, as GRUNGE GRRRL stays top dog in the city.  The Green Axe, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From JADE 
MOUNTAIN's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  APOKOLIPS was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was JADED WARRIORS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, HAI CHI was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that 
ego swell, sports fans.  I notice BAD SANTA challenging down 17 points to fight 
STONECUTTER, HOLIDAY HELLIONS doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult to 
honor.  And golly gee, BAD SANTA defeated STONECUTTER.  Aren't we all surprised and 
impressed?   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for JADE 
MOUNTAIN's morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what 
brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the JADE MOUNTAIN arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of JADE MOUNTAIN.  I feel much better now.  Paste this 
one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUNGE GRRRL 3851            12   1  0   114       ROCK CLUB (339)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NAPOLEON 3843                13   9  0    95       JADED WARRIORS (335)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EGGCRACKER 3834              21  21  0    88       SAND DANCERS (67)
 HAI CHI 3842                 16  18  0    87       SAND DANCERS (67)
-ERIC THE RED 3857             9   5  1    85       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 LADY SMOKE 3633              15  33  2    80       APOKOLIPS (321)
 GENGHIS KHAN 3870             9   2  0    78       JADED WARRIORS (335)
-HANNIBAL 3849                13   4  0    77       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 JO MING 3841                 14  27  0    69       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830           8   2  0    64       SAGITTA (337)
 BETA SAGITTAE 3831            6   5  0    57       SAGITTA (337)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832           6   2  0    56       SAGITTA (337)
 VLAD THE IMPALER 3862         6   2  0    52       JADED WARRIORS (335)
 YOAKUM BEDE 3858              6  11  1    40       SAND DANCERS (67)
 BAD SANTA 3883                3   0  0    40       HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDIE GORDO 3733              6  11  0    33       APOKOLIPS (321)
 ZETA SAGITTAE 3847            3   3  0    24       SAGITTA (337)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHERRY BABE 3853              1   0  0    13       ROCK CLUB (339)
 STONECUTTER 3879              3   2  0    11       SAND DANCERS (67)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FALLING STAR 3889       0  1 0 SAGITTA 337          STONEWALKER           677  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grrruuunnnge Grrrl, we want you. We loved the G-string. -- The Jaded Warriors (your 
biggest fans)

Gamma Sagittae, it's all Greek to me except the bite and the blood. you were quite 
tasty. --Vlad, Jaded Warrior

Jo Ming, now,I, too, have a dynasty. --Genghis Khan, Jaded Warrior (a quite Jaded 
Warrior)

Eggcracker, gee, that was quick.I would have liked you to last longer, but I just 
couldn't hold back. -- Eric The Red, Jaded Warrior

3-0, eh? Jaded is as jaded does. Jaded does what jaded wants. -- Cleopatra

Bad Santa -- Have you been NAUGHTY?  No gifts for you! -- Stonecutter

Genghis Khan -- Go build a pile of skulls somewhere. -- Jo Ming

Eric the Red -- Aloe for that sunburn. -- Eggcracker

Ah, standbys.  Gotta love 'em. -- Hai Chi

Beta Sagittae -- Who let you bring an arrow into the arena? -- Yoakum Bede

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FALLING STAR was butchered by STONEWALKER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRUNGE GRRRL vanquished HAI CHI in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge Title battle.
BAD SANTA overpowered STONECUTTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
JO MING was viciously subdued by GENGHIS KHAN in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
LADY SMOKE slimly lost to EGGCRACKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's duel.
VLAD THE IMPALER was beaten by ALPHA SAGITTAE in a 2 minute brawl.
BETA SAGITTAE handily defeated BAHNING THE LAWYER in a 3 minute gruesome uneven fight.
GAMMA SAGITTAE vanquished SHIZARAN BLACKHEART in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YOAKUM BEDE overpowered EDDIE GORDO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ZETA SAGITTAE overpowered GUARDSMAN TAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -   9 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  18 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  11 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 677 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GRUNGE GRRRL 3851          12   1  0  114 ROCK CLUB (339)
SLASHING ATTACK  GENGHIS KHAN 3870           9   2  0   78 JADED WARRIORS (335)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETA SAGITTAE 3831          6   5  0   57 SAGITTA (337)
AIMED BLOW       GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832         6   2  0   56 SAGITTA (337)
STRIKING ATTACK  VLAD THE IMPALER 3862       6   2  0   52 JADED WARRIORS (335)
WALL OF STEEL    BAD SANTA 3883              3   0  0   40 HOLIDAY HELLIONS (342)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAI CHI 3842.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GENGHIS KHAN 3870.  The ten other most popular fighters were EGGCRACKER 3834, 
BETA SAGITTAE 3831, GRUNGE GRRRL 3851, VLAD THE IMPALER 3862, LADY SMOKE 3633, ALPHA 
SAGITTAE 3830, ZETA SAGITTAE 3847, BAD SANTA 3883, GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832, and YOAKUM 
BEDE 3858.

The least popular fighter this week was EDDIE GORDO 3733.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STONECUTTER 3879, FALLING STAR 3889, JO MING 3841, HAI CHI 
3842, YOAKUM BEDE 3858, GAMMA SAGITTAE 3832, BAD SANTA 3883, ZETA SAGITTAE 3847, 
ALPHA SAGITTAE 3830, and LADY SMOKE 3633.