DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/14/2022 Duedate: 04/27/2022
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-732
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
INHUMANLY CONTORTS
CRITICALS (13)
(75-83) [3-0-0,135]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
INHUMANLY CONTORTS FREHLEY'S COMET
CRITICALS (13) SPACE ROCKS (328)
(75-83) [3-0-0,135] (75-3738) [4-0-0,55]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OUT OUT FREHLEY'S COMET
DEFROSTED (349) SPACE ROCKS (328)
(75-3937) [20-10-0,70] (75-3738) [4-0-0,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (67)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CRITICALS (13) 129
2. SPACE ROCKS (328) 36 LADY WARRIORS (353)
3. SAND DANCERS (67) 31 Unchartered Team
4. VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 5
5. DEFROSTED (349) 1 SPACE ROCKS (328)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LADY WARRIORS (353) 55 19 6 74.3 1/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67) 9 6 0
2/ 2 DEFROSTED (349) 36 17 0 67.9 2/ 1 LADY WARRIORS (353) 8 3 1
3/ 3 CRITICALS (13) 342 191 27 64.2 3/ 3*SPACE ROCKS (328) 6 3 0
4- 4*MINDHUNTED (359) 3 2 2 60.0 4- 5*MINDHUNTED (359) 3 2 2
5/ 5*SPACE ROCKS (328) 14 10 0 58.3 5/ 4 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 3 11 0
6/ 6 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 57 57 1 50.0 6/ 8 CRITICALS (13) 2 1 0
7/ 7 SAND DANCERS (67) %1505 %2031 43 42.6 7- 6*TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345) 1 0 0
8- 8*TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345) 8 13 1 38.1 8/ 7 DEFROSTED (349) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Sheesh! How many of these silly things am I going to have to write? This is the
10th!!! Stupid stuff! I am a warrior, not a writer; a very good warrior and a lousy
writer. The Commission has to think up something else for the penance of winning the
Duelmaster Title. They do. But they are writers and not warriors, so what can we
expect?
I saw my friend, Calamity Jane, got her first kill. Way to go, Jane. We women are
conquering the world!
Meanwhile, I am here. You are there. Challenge me. I need another kill.
-- Boudicca DMX
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out JADE MOUNTAIN
to see what's new. Too bad, LADY WARRIORS, but SAND DANCERS was just too good to be
stopped. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, SPACE ROCKS! 'Cause they got
3-1-0 and moved up to 3rd! MVP award for INHUMANLY CONTORTS? CRITICALS' proud of
him after beating CALAMITY JANE and getting 116 points. Talk about yer major upsets!
CALAMITY JANE's match with INHUMANLY CONTORTS cost her a loss of 10 points! The
Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause she's Number One! HUNTER knows this. He
was challenged by the Duelmaster. Was that a tear I saw in HUNTER's eye, as he took
over Duelmastership? And wasn't BOUDICCA fit to be tied! Is the Duelmaster really
being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? CRITICALS was JADE MOUNTAIN's most avoided team. Is
there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are LADY WARRIORS?
CRITICALS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Can SAND DANCERS' HUNTER be more popular than me? He was challenged the
most, but is that really the same?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What if they had a fight and nobody showed
up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember
you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83 3 0 0 135 CRITICALS (13)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZENOBIA 3973 11 5 0 113 LADY WARRIORS (353)
COLESTAH 3997 9 2 3 99 LADY WARRIORS (353)
HO CHANG 3942 20 19 0 96 SAND DANCERS (67)
BOUDICCA 3975 19 2 1 95 LADY WARRIORS (353)
-DEMONIC FURY 3929 8 0 1 91 CRITICALS (13)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002 14 9 1 86 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
-CLEVER STAB 3930 6 0 0 73 CRITICALS (13)
OUT OUT 3937 20 10 0 70 DEFROSTED (349)
THE ALLIGATOR GAR 4000 12 11 0 69 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
-FLOWER POWER 3902 6 1 1 67 TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962 14 18 0 60 SAND DANCERS (67)
CRUEL STEEL 3860 3 0 1 59 CRITICALS (13)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FREHLEY'S COMET 3738 4 0 0 55 SPACE ROCKS (328)
BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999 9 14 0 50 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
FREDDIE MERCURY 3679 4 1 0 46 SPACE ROCKS (328)
-ZIGGY STARDUST 3681 3 1 0 42 SPACE ROCKS (328)
-JOAN D'ARC 3986 4 0 0 41 LADY WARRIORS (353)
PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998 8 15 0 39 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987 9 9 0 36 SAND DANCERS (67)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOWDRIFT 4012 3 3 0 23 SAND DANCERS (67)
-DEATH BY PROXY 3945 2 1 0 22 TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345)
CALAMITY JANE 3996 4 4 1 17 LADY WARRIORS (353)
ROCKETMAN 4021 2 0 0 17 SPACE ROCKS (328)
-PETERBOROUGH JO 4017 1 0 1 16 MINDHUNTED (359)
-BURTON JAX FD 4018 1 0 0 10 MINDHUNTED (359)
-GRINDR STEPHEN 4019 1 0 1 9 MINDHUNTED (359)
-NURSE GILBERT 4016 0 1 0 1 MINDHUNTED (359)
-RIPPER JACK 4020 0 1 0 1 MINDHUNTED (359)
DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023 0 1 0 1 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPIDER FROM MARS 4024 0 1 0 SPACE ROCKS 328 LU-LAO THE EYE 732 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Boudicca, well done. Ten Titles. You are a queen. -- Ms. Fu
Sai-Ki, take that! I love killing. -- Calamity Jane
Hunter, you tried. Perhaps you will have better luck on The Isle. Congrats, by the
way. -- Boudicca
Backstabber, I hate backstabbers and so I frontstabbed you, you cretin! -- Zenobia
Alligator Gar, well, now, that was fun. -- Colestah (kissing the vicious, allegedly,
fish on the snout)
The world is ours, Ladies. We are one. -- Ms. Fu
Boudicca -- Glad you won that, you're so eloquent from the top. -- Hunter
P.S. 11-7-15-15-19-4-13 WF high/low. War flail? Bah.
Perilouis Piranha -- Try to bite me again, and I'll forget what Jorja says about going
out to kill. -- Lotus Blossom
Out Out -- That's what freezer burn will do for you. -- Ho Chang
Puffer Fish Peril -- If you just sit there puffing up for so long, someone will come
by and step on you, causing you to burst. Messy, and I should think final. -- Falling
Mountain
Nurse Gilbert -- Stay out of our Infirmary! We have problems enough and don't need
you killing serials here. -- Snowdrift
P.S. If that's bias, I'm biased against serial killers. Sue me.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPIDER FROM MARS was butchered by LU-LAO THE EYE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOUDICCA was viciously subdued by HUNTER in a 2 minute expert's Challenge battle.
OUT OUT was vanquished by HO CHANG in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ZENOBIA overpowered PERILOUS PIRANHA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
COLESTAH overpowered THE ALLIGATOR GAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOTUS BLOSSOM was viciously subdued by CRUEL STEEL in a 2 minute competition.
FALLING MOUNTAIN was vanquished by FREDDIE MERCURY in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BRUTAL BARRACUDA overpowered STONEFACE MIKARN in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
FREHLEY'S COMET savagely defeated PUFFER FISH PERIL in a popular 6 minute gory melee.
CALAMITY JANE was demolished by INHUMANLY CONTORTS in a 2 minute Title match.
SNOWDRIFT bested TALK-TO-DEATH in a exciting 1 minute battle.
ROCKETMAN viciously subdued DEATHLY PIRARUCU in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 16 - 2 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 1 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 16 - 1 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 732 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83 3 0 0 135 CRITICALS (13)
STRIKING ATTACK ZENOBIA 3973 11 5 0 113 LADY WARRIORS (353)
SLASHING ATTACK COLESTAH 3997 9 2 3 99 LADY WARRIORS (353)
WALL OF STEEL HO CHANG 3942 20 19 0 96 SAND DANCERS (67)
TOTAL PARRY BOUDICCA 3975 19 2 1 95 LADY WARRIORS (353)
AIMED BLOW OUT OUT 3937 20 10 0 70 DEFROSTED (349)
LUNGING ATTACK CRUEL STEEL 3860 3 0 1 59 CRITICALS (13)
BASHING ATTACK FREDDIE MERCURY 3679 4 1 0 46 SPACE ROCKS (328)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OUT OUT 3937. The most popular warrior this turn
was FREHLEY'S COMET 3738. The ten other most popular fighters were CRUEL STEEL 3860,
INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83, ZENOBIA 3973, BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999, ROCKETMAN 4021, FREDDIE
MERCURY 3679, SNOWDRIFT 4012, OUT OUT 3937, HO CHANG 3942, and COLESTAH 3997.
The least popular fighter this week was DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023. The other ten least
popular fighters were PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998, FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987, THE ALLIGATOR
GAR 4000, PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002, SPIDER FROM MARS 4024, CALAMITY JANE 3996, BOUDICCA
3975, LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962, COLESTAH 3997, and HO CHANG 3942.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HUNTER (75-3963) SAND DANCERS (67)