DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/28/2022 Duedate: 05/11/2022 JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA DM-75 TURN-733 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS INHUMANLY CONTORTS CRITICALS (13) (75-83) [4-0-0,149] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader INHUMANLY CONTORTS BURTON JAX FD CRITICALS (13) MINDHUNTED (359) (75-83) [4-0-0,149] (75-4018) [2-0-1,20] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite HO CHANG SNOWDRIFT SAND DANCERS (67) SAND DANCERS (67) (75-3942) [21-19-0,111] (75-4012) [4-3-0,29] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SAND DANCERS (67) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SAND DANCERS (67) 38 2. MINDHUNTED (359) 30 LADY WARRIORS (353) 3. VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 19 Unchartered Team 4. CRITICALS (13) 14 5. SPACE ROCKS (328) 0 MINDHUNTED (359) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 LADY WARRIORS (353) 55 22 6 71.4 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67) 9 6 0 2- 2 DEFROSTED (349) 36 17 0 67.9 2/ 4*MINDHUNTED (359) 6 4 5 3/ 3 CRITICALS (13) 343 191 27 64.2 3/ 2 LADY WARRIORS (353) 6 5 1 4/ 4*MINDHUNTED (359) 6 4 5 60.0 4/ 5 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 6 8 0 5- 5*SPACE ROCKS (328) 14 10 0 58.3 5/ 6 CRITICALS (13) 3 0 0 6/ 6 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 61 58 1 51.3 6- 3*SPACE ROCKS (328) 3 1 0 7/ 7 SAND DANCERS (67) %1508 %2033 43 42.6 7- 8 DEFROSTED (349) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport. I doubt JADE MOUNTAIN will ever be the same. The VICIOUS FISH 2021 guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, RIPPER JACK fought SAI-KI THE PEGLEG and gained 16 points and contributed to MINDHUNTED's 3-2-3. BRUTAL BARRACUDA has lost to ZELBAN SWORDBITER, falling 8 points, while helping make VICIOUS FISH 2021 a 4-1-0 turn. Well done, JADE MOUNTAIN, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged warrior. Perhaps INHUMANLY CONTORTS is not as thrilled, being challenged 2 times. COLESTAH challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone CRITICALS' warrior. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and INHUMANLY CONTORTS remains JADE MOUNTAIN's top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Green Axe? Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' Inscrutable, but true. CRITICALS has cause to stand tall, as they were JADE MOUNTAIN's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And guess who avoided CRITICALS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was LADY WARRIORS. Anyone surprised? We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and shave it close? We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude. Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in JADE MOUNTAIN and I've a long road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in JADE MOUNTAIN again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83 4 0 0 149 CRITICALS (13) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ZENOBIA 3973 11 5 0 113 LADY WARRIORS (353) HO CHANG 3942 21 19 0 111 SAND DANCERS (67) BOUDICCA 3975 19 3 1 91 LADY WARRIORS (353) -DEMONIC FURY 3929 8 0 1 91 CRITICALS (13) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002 15 9 1 90 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) COLESTAH 3997 9 3 3 90 LADY WARRIORS (353) THE ALLIGATOR GAR 4000 13 11 0 83 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) -CLEVER STAB 3930 6 0 0 73 CRITICALS (13) -OUT OUT 3937 20 10 0 70 DEFROSTED (349) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962 14 19 0 61 SAND DANCERS (67) -CRUEL STEEL 3860 3 0 1 59 CRITICALS (13) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -FREHLEY'S COMET 3738 4 0 0 55 SPACE ROCKS (328) -FREDDIE MERCURY 3679 4 1 0 46 SPACE ROCKS (328) PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998 9 15 0 43 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999 9 15 0 42 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) -ZIGGY STARDUST 3681 3 1 0 42 SPACE ROCKS (328) -JOAN D'ARC 3986 4 0 0 41 LADY WARRIORS (353) FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987 9 10 0 37 SAND DANCERS (67) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SNOWDRIFT 4012 4 3 0 29 SAND DANCERS (67) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BURTON JAX FD 4018 2 0 1 20 MINDHUNTED (359) CALAMITY JANE 3996 4 5 1 18 LADY WARRIORS (353) -ROCKETMAN 4021 2 0 0 17 SPACE ROCKS (328) RIPPER JACK 4020 1 1 1 17 MINDHUNTED (359) GRINDR STEPHEN 4019 2 0 2 15 MINDHUNTED (359) ANOTHER ONE 4030 1 0 0 15 SAND DANCERS (67) PETERBOROUGH JO 4017 1 1 1 9 MINDHUNTED (359) DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023 1 1 0 6 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NURSE GILBERT 4016 0 2 0 6 MINDHUNTED (359) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? LIGHTFINGER LU 0 0 0 BURTON JAX FD 4018 733 NONE SAI-KI THE PEGLE 0 0 0 RIPPER JACK 4020 733 NONE PERSONAL ADS A salute to Inhumanly Contorts, the 3-0-0, highly sandbagged and tourney-wise, Duelmaster. -- Ms. Fu and The Lady Warriors Me?! A Title fight?! Down low at 7 FE and 27 recognition?! I was both honored and not yet good enough. -- Calamity Jane Hunter, glad you are gone. You ruined my day! -- Boudicca One Fish, Two Fish ..... -- Colestah and Zenobia Ladies of the world unite. Our day is nigh. -- Ms. Fu Boudicca -- And you've got to do it again. Graduate already. -- Hunter Out Out -- I watched the woods fill up with snow, and you were there, freezing. -- Ho Chang Cruel Steel -- You are well named. -- Lotus Blossom Freddy Mercury -- Any time you want to fall into the sun works for me. -- Falling Mountain Damned marginally effective lawyer. -- Snowdrift LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS COLESTAH was devastated by INHUMANLY CONTORTS in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. BOUDICCA was viciously subdued by HO CHANG in a 3 minute expert's Challenge battle. CALAMITY JANE was savagely defeated by SNOWDRIFT in a 3 minute Challenge duel. PERILOUS PIRANHA overpowered LOTUS BLOSSOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight. THE ALLIGATOR GAR viciously subdued KO-HA OAKCHOPPER in a 2 minute master's fight. BRUTAL BARRACUDA was devastated by ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a 1 minute competition. FALLING MOUNTAIN was overcome by PUFFER FISH PERIL in a 3 minute melee. DEATHLY PIRARUCU won victory over NURSE GILBERT in a 3 minute beginner's duel. PETERBOROUGH JO was savagely defeated by ANOTHER ONE in a 2 minute beginner's duel. BURTON JAX FD assassinated LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute uneven match. GRINDR STEPHEN killed SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a tiresome 3 minute novice's fight. RIPPER JACK butchered SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 16 - 2 67 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 0 62 | |AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 11 - 2 54 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 1 50 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 1 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 18 - 1 40 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 16 - 0 36 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 10 - 0 29 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 733 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME PARRY-LUNGE INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83 4 0 0 149 CRITICALS (13) WALL OF STEEL HO CHANG 3942 21 19 0 111 SAND DANCERS (67) TOTAL PARRY BOUDICCA 3975 19 3 1 91 LADY WARRIORS (353) SLASHING ATTACK PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002 15 9 1 90 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) AIMED BLOW THE ALLIGATOR GAR 4000 13 11 0 83 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is HO CHANG 3942. The most popular warrior this turn was SNOWDRIFT 4012. The ten other most popular fighters were HO CHANG 3942, FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987, THE ALLIGATOR GAR 4000, PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002, ANOTHER ONE 4030, INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83, PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998, PETERBOROUGH JO 4017, CALAMITY JANE 3996, and LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962. The least popular fighter this week was GRINDR STEPHEN 4019. The other ten least popular fighters were NURSE GILBERT 4016, BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999, BOUDICCA 3975, COLESTAH 3997, RIPPER JACK 4020, BURTON JAX FD 4018, DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023, LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962, CALAMITY JANE 3996, and PETERBOROUGH JO 4017.