DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/28/2022    Duedate: 05/11/2022

JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA

DM-75    TURN-733

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INHUMANLY CONTORTS
CRITICALS (13)
(75-83) [4-0-0,149]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INHUMANLY CONTORTS             BURTON JAX FD
CRITICALS (13)                 MINDHUNTED (359)
(75-83) [4-0-0,149]            (75-4018) [2-0-1,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HO CHANG                       SNOWDRIFT
SAND DANCERS (67)              SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3942) [21-19-0,111]        (75-4012) [4-3-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (67)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (67)           38
2. MINDHUNTED (359)            30      LADY WARRIORS (353)
3. VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)     19      Unchartered Team
4. CRITICALS (13)              14
5. SPACE ROCKS (328)            0      MINDHUNTED (359)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LADY WARRIORS (353)       55  22  6 71.4   1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (67)         9  6 0
 2- 2 DEFROSTED (349)           36  17  0 67.9   2/ 4*MINDHUNTED (359)          6  4 5
 3/ 3 CRITICALS (13)           343 191 27 64.2   3/ 2 LADY WARRIORS (353)       6  5 1
 4/ 4*MINDHUNTED (359)           6   4  5 60.0   4/ 5 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)   6  8 0
 5- 5*SPACE ROCKS (328)         14  10  0 58.3   5/ 6 CRITICALS (13)            3  0 0
 6/ 6 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)   61  58  1 51.3   6- 3*SPACE ROCKS (328)         3  1 0
 7/ 7 SAND DANCERS (67)        %1508 %2033 43 42.6   7- 8 DEFROSTED (349)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt JADE MOUNTAIN will ever be the same.  The VICIOUS FISH 2021 guild has had a 
4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind 
of thing can lead.  And let's see, RIPPER JACK fought SAI-KI THE PEGLEG and gained 16 
points and contributed to MINDHUNTED's 3-2-3.  BRUTAL BARRACUDA has lost to ZELBAN 
SWORDBITER, falling 8 points, while helping make VICIOUS FISH 2021 a 4-1-0 turn.  
Well done, JADE MOUNTAIN, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Perhaps INHUMANLY CONTORTS is not as thrilled, being challenged 2 times.  COLESTAH 
challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone CRITICALS' 
warrior.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and INHUMANLY CONTORTS 
remains JADE MOUNTAIN's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our 
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Green Axe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  CRITICALS has cause to stand tall, as they were JADE 
MOUNTAIN's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
guess who avoided CRITICALS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was LADY 
WARRIORS.  Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in JADE MOUNTAIN and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in JADE MOUNTAIN again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83         4   0  0   149       CRITICALS (13)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZENOBIA 3973                 11   5  0   113       LADY WARRIORS (353)
 HO CHANG 3942                21  19  0   111       SAND DANCERS (67)
 BOUDICCA 3975                19   3  1    91       LADY WARRIORS (353)
-DEMONIC FURY 3929             8   0  1    91       CRITICALS (13)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002        15   9  1    90       VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
 COLESTAH 3997                 9   3  3    90       LADY WARRIORS (353)
 THE ALLIGATOR GAR 4000       13  11  0    83       VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
-CLEVER STAB 3930              6   0  0    73       CRITICALS (13)
-OUT OUT 3937                 20  10  0    70       DEFROSTED (349)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962           14  19  0    61       SAND DANCERS (67)
-CRUEL STEEL 3860              3   0  1    59       CRITICALS (13)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FREHLEY'S COMET 3738          4   0  0    55       SPACE ROCKS (328)
-FREDDIE MERCURY 3679          4   1  0    46       SPACE ROCKS (328)
 PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998        9  15  0    43       VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
 BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999         9  15  0    42       VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
-ZIGGY STARDUST 3681           3   1  0    42       SPACE ROCKS (328)
-JOAN D'ARC 3986               4   0  0    41       LADY WARRIORS (353)
 FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987         9  10  0    37       SAND DANCERS (67)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOWDRIFT 4012                4   3  0    29       SAND DANCERS (67)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURTON JAX FD 4018            2   0  1    20       MINDHUNTED (359)
 CALAMITY JANE 3996            4   5  1    18       LADY WARRIORS (353)
-ROCKETMAN 4021                2   0  0    17       SPACE ROCKS (328)
 RIPPER JACK 4020              1   1  1    17       MINDHUNTED (359)
 GRINDR STEPHEN 4019           2   0  2    15       MINDHUNTED (359)
 ANOTHER ONE 4030              1   0  0    15       SAND DANCERS (67)
 PETERBOROUGH JO 4017          1   1  1     9       MINDHUNTED (359)
 DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023         1   1  0     6       VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NURSE GILBERT 4016            0   2  0     6       MINDHUNTED (359)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIGHTFINGER LU          0  0 0                      BURTON JAX FD 4018    733  NONE
SAI-KI THE PEGLE        0  0 0                      RIPPER JACK 4020      733  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to Inhumanly Contorts, the 3-0-0, highly sandbagged and tourney-wise, 
Duelmaster. -- Ms. Fu and The Lady Warriors

Me?! A Title fight?! Down low at 7 FE and 27 recognition?! I was both honored and not 
yet good enough. -- Calamity Jane

Hunter, glad you are gone. You ruined my day! -- Boudicca

One Fish, Two Fish ..... -- Colestah and Zenobia

Ladies of the world unite. Our day is nigh. -- Ms. Fu

Boudicca -- And you've got to do it again.  Graduate already. -- Hunter

Out Out -- I watched the woods fill up with snow, and you were there, freezing. -- Ho 
Chang

Cruel Steel -- You are well named. -- Lotus Blossom

Freddy Mercury -- Any time you want to fall into the sun works for me. -- Falling 
Mountain

Damned marginally effective lawyer. -- Snowdrift

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COLESTAH was devastated by INHUMANLY CONTORTS in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
BOUDICCA was viciously subdued by HO CHANG in a 3 minute expert's Challenge battle.
CALAMITY JANE was savagely defeated by SNOWDRIFT in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PERILOUS PIRANHA overpowered LOTUS BLOSSOM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE ALLIGATOR GAR viciously subdued KO-HA OAKCHOPPER in a 2 minute master's fight.
BRUTAL BARRACUDA was devastated by ZELBAN SWORDBITER in a 1 minute competition.
FALLING MOUNTAIN was overcome by PUFFER FISH PERIL in a 3 minute melee.
DEATHLY PIRARUCU won victory over NURSE GILBERT in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
PETERBOROUGH JO was savagely defeated by ANOTHER ONE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
BURTON JAX FD assassinated LIGHTFINGER LU in a 1 minute uneven match.
GRINDR STEPHEN killed SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a tiresome 3 minute novice's fight.
RIPPER JACK butchered SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  16 -  2      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  2      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  18 -  1      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 733 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83       4   0  0  149 CRITICALS (13)
WALL OF STEEL    HO CHANG 3942              21  19  0  111 SAND DANCERS (67)
TOTAL PARRY      BOUDICCA 3975              19   3  1   91 LADY WARRIORS (353)
SLASHING ATTACK  PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002      15   9  1   90 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
AIMED BLOW       THE ALLIGATOR GAR 4000     13  11  0   83 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HO CHANG 3942.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SNOWDRIFT 4012.  The ten other most popular fighters were HO CHANG 3942, FALLING 
MOUNTAIN 3987, THE ALLIGATOR GAR 4000, PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002, ANOTHER ONE 4030, 
INHUMANLY CONTORTS 83, PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998, PETERBOROUGH JO 4017, CALAMITY JANE 
3996, and LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962.

The least popular fighter this week was GRINDR STEPHEN 4019.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NURSE GILBERT 4016, BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999, BOUDICCA 3975, 
COLESTAH 3997, RIPPER JACK 4020, BURTON JAX FD 4018, DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023, LOTUS 
BLOSSOM 3962, CALAMITY JANE 3996, and PETERBOROUGH JO 4017.