DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/15/2022 Duedate: 09/28/2022
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-743
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COLESTAH
LADY WARRIORS (353)
(75-3997) [16-3-3,167]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
COLESTAH CONTAGION
LADY WARRIORS (353) SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
(75-3997) [16-3-3,167] (75-4057) [4-0-0,86]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GUIDO GUIDO
PI KAPPA PI'S (176) PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
(75-1820) [12-14-0,66] (75-1820) [12-14-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LADY WARRIORS (353)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 39
2. SATAN'S DEFECT (364) 24 LADY WARRIORS (353)
3. PI KAPPA PI'S (176) 19 Unchartered Team
4. Y-BUBBA (341) 7
5. CRITICALS (13) 0 SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SATAN'S DEFECT (364) 4 0 0 100 1/ 1 LADY WARRIORS (353) 8 1 0
2- 2*THE LAST WITTLE (362) 9 1 0 90.0 2/ 3 PI KAPPA PI'S (176) 6 9 1
3/ 3 LADY WARRIORS (353) 79 27 7 74.5 3/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67) 6 9 0
4- 4 CRITICALS (13) 348 192 28 64.4 4- 4*THE LAST WITTLE (362) 5 0 0
5/ 9*Y-BUBBA (341) 3 3 0 50.0 5/ 7 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 5 7 1
6/ 6 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 81 85 2 48.8 6/ 5*SATAN'S DEFECT (364) 3 0 0
7/ 7 PI KAPPA PI'S (176) 48 61 2 44.0 7- 6 CRITICALS (13) 2 0 0
8/ 8 SAND DANCERS (67) %1531 %2060 43 42.6 8/ 9*Y-BUBBA (341) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I may have said it all last round. I merely want to graduate to The Isle. I wouldn't
mind getting another kill on the way, but my blade edge seems to be blunting as of
late. We women need to make every impact we can on the world, which doesn't really
seem to want to recognize us. One more dead male might help. So come and get me, Guys.
-- Colestah, DMII
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of JADE MOUNTAIN. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir
to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays
for PERILOUS PIRANHA, who pummelled BOUDICCA, to pocket 25 points. BOUDICCA
certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to PERILOUS PIRANHA and
losing 5 points in the process! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were
disappointed by SNOWDRIFT, of SAND DANCERS, who despite a 10-7-0 couldn't overcome
JADE MOUNTAIN's Number 1. Word has it one team in JADE MOUNTAIN is taking speech
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
And how sociable are JADE MOUNTAIN's warriors? Come, let us see. To quell some
nasty rumors, the guys in CRITICALS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need
to avoid 'em. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of LADY WARRIORS, so
did that sorry team shy from CRITICALS If challenges were horses, DEATHLY PIRARUCU
could open up a fast food joint! Call 'im brash! Call 'im brassy! Call 'im brave!
Call 'im sassy! CONTAGION will face LOTUS BLOSSOM, up by 28. Aaaah, just call 'im
dead meat. Fixed fights? Paybacks? Blind luck? Whatever, CONTAGION TV challenged
LOTUS BLOSSOM, CONTAGION the underdog by 28 points.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Ask not a spymaster
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Can anything
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for JADE MOUNTAIN? On that giddy note
I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLESTAH 3997 16 3 3 167 LADY WARRIORS (353)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PERILOUS PIRANHA 4002 22 12 1 112 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
-DEMONIC FURY 3929 8 0 1 91 CRITICALS (13)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987 16 13 0 89 SAND DANCERS (67)
BOUDICCA 3975 26 5 1 88 LADY WARRIORS (353)
CONTAGION 4057 4 0 0 86 SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962 18 25 0 79 SAND DANCERS (67)
-CLEVER STAB 3930 6 0 0 73 CRITICALS (13)
SNOWDRIFT 4012 10 7 0 69 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUIDO 1820 12 14 0 66 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
NUNZIO 1818 10 17 0 61 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
-CRUEL STEEL 3860 3 0 1 59 CRITICALS (13)
BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999 12 22 0 58 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998 12 22 0 58 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JOAN D'ARC 3986 5 0 0 54 LADY WARRIORS (353)
-CALAMITY JANE 3996 9 5 1 53 LADY WARRIORS (353)
-POVERTY OF SPEECH 4039 4 1 0 49 THE LAST WITTLE (362)
KITTEN 1990 9 7 0 45 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
-INSPIRE & EXPIRE 4040 4 0 0 40 THE LAST WITTLE (362)
-FEROCIOUS FOREARM 4003 3 0 0 36 CRITICALS (13)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANOTHER ONE 4030 5 6 0 33 SAND DANCERS (67)
DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023 5 7 1 30 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAST EDDIE 1819 3 11 0 28 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
YTERBIUM 3874 3 3 0 24 Y-BUBBA (341)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARLA 4067 1 0 1 14 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
-COUNTRY LABORS 4041 1 0 0 6 THE LAST WITTLE (362)
HO CHIA 4065 0 2 0 2 SAND DANCERS (67)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GUARDSMAN TAN 0 0 0 DARLA 4067 743 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
A saklute again to Lady Warrior Colestah, one fine Duelmistress. -- Ms. Fu
P. Pirahna, your teeth may be sharp, but you have to learn how to bite! -- Colestah
Lady Scorn, we seem to have the same outlook on life. I would be pleased to tussle
with you anytime. -- Boudicca
ladies Of the World, unite. Come with me. We have much to show. I know the way. -- Ms.
Fu
Lotus Blossom -- That was hurtful. I timed a devilishly cunning attack leaping with
deadly force and what do you do! Blossom parries the attack out of sheer boredom and
appears to take a quick nap. -- Guido
Snow drift -- My coach tells me that if I parry your scimitar with my face I will dull
your blade. One fighter to another. Did I dull your blade? -- Kitten
Brutal Barbecues... Err I mean Barracuda. (Got love spell check). You know that's just
too funny. I'm not going to add anything. -- Nunzio
Poverty of speech -- So what did you think about my Coach having me Block your blade
with my face. Did it seem effective? -- Fast Eddie
Jang-Ko Blackhand. -- Its amazing how sending you My ex- Mother in law to the DA Can
make you feel so good . Thanks Brother beers are on me. -- Coach Joseki
Guido -- I did NOT try to bury you in the sand. We don't have deep sand in this
arena; we'd have to import it from the lowlands at a RUINOUS expense. -- Lotus Blossom
I fell on Captain Mondinor. He didn't like it. -- Falling Mountain
Kitten -- You're supposed to dig out of the snow. Change your train. -- Snowdrift
Deathly Pirarucu -- I feel there may be some hidden meaning behind your manager's
evident bias against fish. -- Another On
Country Labors -- Jorja still hasn't found an explanation for "wittle" that satisfies
her. That leaves all of us here up in the air. -- Ho Chia
***---------*---------*---------*---------**---------*---------*---------*---------***
Gladiators, Alastari needs your help!
An invasion through one of the northern chaos gates has threatened the land. Brave
fighters are requested to face this alien threat. If you think you are tough enough,
please respond to the Gladiatorial Commission. Please include the following
information:
* Name and arena
* A description including height, general appearance, preferred weapon,
additional talents, and personality.
* Explain why you want to face this deadly threat.
Thank you.
-- Keel Woodhaven, spy reporter for arena 101
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CONTAGION devastated LOTUS BLOSSOM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
COLESTAH vanquished SNOWDRIFT in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Title battle.
BOUDICCA was vanquished by PERILOUS PIRANHA in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
FALLING MOUNTAIN overpowered NUNZIO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PUFFER FISH PERIL was viciously subdued by GUIDO in a 5 minute veteran's duel.
BRUTAL BARRACUDA bested ANOTHER ONE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
KITTEN outwaited WAN-FA THE DANCER in a 13 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
FAST EDDIE was luckily beaten by DEATHLY PIRARUCU in a 5 minute gruesome duel.
YTERBIUM overpowered HO CHIA in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
DARLA assassinated GUARDSMAN TAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 - 1 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 39 - 17 - 0 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 2 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 20 - 0 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 13 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 9 - 1 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 743 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 4 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK COLESTAH 3997 16 3 3 167 LADY WARRIORS (353)
TOTAL PARRY BOUDICCA 3975 26 5 1 88 LADY WARRIORS (353)
AIMED BLOW CONTAGION 4057 4 0 0 86 SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GUIDO 1820. The most popular warrior this turn was
GUIDO 1820. The ten other most popular fighters were COLESTAH 3997, PERILOUS PIRANHA
4002, DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023, YTERBIUM 3874, FAST EDDIE 1819, FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987,
BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999, CONTAGION 4057, BOUDICCA 3975, and NUNZIO 1818.
The least popular fighter this week was KITTEN 1990. The other ten least popular
fighters were SNOWDRIFT 4012, LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962, DARLA 4067, HO CHIA 4065, ANOTHER
ONE 4030, PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998, NUNZIO 1818, BOUDICCA 3975, CONTAGION 4057, and
BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PERILOUS PIRANHA (75-4002) VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)