DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/24/2022 Duedate: 12/07/2022
JADE MOUNTAIN ARENA
DM-75 TURN-748
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LOTUS BLOSSOM
SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3962) [23-25-2,132]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LOTUS BLOSSOM CONTAGION
SAND DANCERS (67) SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
(75-3962) [23-25-2,132] (75-4057) [6-0-0,98]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LOTUS BLOSSOM SNOWDRIFT
SAND DANCERS (67) SAND DANCERS (67)
(75-3962) [23-25-2,132] (75-4012) [13-9-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEST TUBE BABIES (209) 34
2. SAND DANCERS (67) 24 LADY WARRIORS (353)
3. GEMINI (361) 15 Unchartered Team
4. LADY WARRIORS (353) 14
5. TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345) 8 SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SATAN'S DEFECT (364) 6 0 0 100 1/ 1 PI KAPPA PI'S (176) 9 5 0
2/ 3 LADY WARRIORS (353) 89 32 7 73.6 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (67) 7 8 1
3/ 2 THE LAST WITTLE (362) 16 6 0 72.7 3/ 3 LADY WARRIORS (353) 5 4 0
4/ 0*ALL ABOUT CALI II (355) 4 3 0 57.1 4/ 4 THE LAST WITTLE (362) 4 2 0
5/ 0*GEMINI (361) 1 1 0 50.0 5/ 5 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 3 6 0
6/ 4 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357) 85 97 2 46.7 6/ 6*SATAN'S DEFECT (364) 2 0 0
7/ 0 TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345) 12 14 1 46.2 7/ 0*TEST TUBE BABIES (209) 2 2 0
8/ 5 PI KAPPA PI'S (176) 61 72 3 45.9 8/ 0 TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345) 1 0 0
9/ 6 SAND DANCERS (67) %1545 %2071 45 42.7 9/ 0*ALL ABOUT CALI II (355) 1 0 0
10/ 0*TEST TUBE BABIES (209) 2 4 0 33.3 10/ 0*GEMINI (361) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
[last time:]
What does one do with 89 political points? And what can one do with 18 Duelmaster
Titles? Give me an offer, but for your own good: AVOID.
-- Boudicca DMXVIII
[this time:]
You didn't need an eighteenth Title, Boudicca, so I'm sparing you the burden.
Actually, you and I both need to graduate. Thank you for the skills.
-- Lotus Blossom
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. JADE MOUNTAIN needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for
LISSAH? TEST TUBE BABIES' proud of her after beating GWEN and getting 17 points.
Talk about yer major upsets! GWEN's match with LISSAH cost her a loss of 15 points!
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think LOTUS BLOSSOM should let
BRUTAL BARRACUDA be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic
fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? PI KAPPA PI'S was JADE MOUNTAIN's most avoided team.
Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are THE LAST WITTLE? PI
KAPPA PI'S, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Can LADY WARRIORS' BOUDICCA be more popular than me? She was challenged
the most, but is that really the same? I'm not so sure INSPIRE & EXPIRE knew all the
facts when he challenged CONTAGION of SATAN'S DEFECT. I saw INSPIRE & EXPIRE
stumbling and dribbling at The Green Axe last week... CONTAGION defeated INSPIRE &
EXPIRE, and was I surprised (right!). But its a good thing CONTAGION could stop
laughing long enough to give INSPIRE & EXPIRE a good pounding.
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. It was kind of sad, seeing old BRUTAL
BARRACUDA stumbling around the arena, before LOTUS BLOSSOM finished him off. Oh
well! That was so totally rude when LOTUS BLOSSOM wasted BRUTAL BARRACUDA. I think
all you warriors in JADE MOUNTAIN should gang up on SAND DANCERS! What if they had a
fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962 23 25 2 132 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOUDICCA 3975 30 6 1 105 LADY WARRIORS (353)
SNOWDRIFT 4012 13 9 0 98 SAND DANCERS (67)
CONTAGION 4057 6 0 0 98 SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
FLOWER POWER 3902 10 2 1 95 TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POVERTY OF SPEECH 4039 7 2 0 75 THE LAST WITTLE (362)
FALLING MOUNTAIN 3987 17 17 0 71 SAND DANCERS (67)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998 13 26 0 65 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
-CALAMITY JANE 3996 12 5 1 65 LADY WARRIORS (353)
INSPIRE & EXPIRE 4040 7 1 0 64 THE LAST WITTLE (362)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KITTEN 1990 12 9 0 57 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NUNZIO 1818 11 21 0 54 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
-JOAN D'ARC 3986 5 1 0 52 LADY WARRIORS (353)
DARLA 4067 5 0 2 48 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
FAST EDDIE 1819 6 13 0 42 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
L.A. 3981 3 2 0 35 ALL ABOUT CALI II (355)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023 6 11 1 30 VICIOUS FISH 2021 (357)
ANOTHER ONE 4030 6 10 0 28 SAND DANCERS (67)
HO CHIA 4065 4 3 0 24 SAND DANCERS (67)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEATH BY PROXY 3945 2 1 0 22 TEA@TEMPE20.3 (345)
LISSAH 2268 1 1 0 20 TEST TUBE BABIES (209)
ARTEMESIA 4069 2 0 0 16 LADY WARRIORS (353)
GEORGINA 2266 1 1 0 12 TEST TUBE BABIES (209)
COUNTRY LABORS 4041 2 3 0 11 THE LAST WITTLE (362)
CASTOR 4034 1 0 0 10 GEMINI (361)
GWEN 4068 2 1 0 8 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
POLLUX 4035 0 1 0 5 GEMINI (361)
-SAC TOWN 3983 1 1 0 4 ALL ABOUT CALI II (355)
-GRACE O'MALLEY 4070 0 2 0 2 LADY WARRIORS (353)
ROXANNE 2270 0 1 0 1 TEST TUBE BABIES (209)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ZAINAB BIBI 4066 0 1 0 LADY WARRIORS 353 DARLA 4067 745
GUIDO 1820 12 16 0 PI KAPPA PI'S 176 LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962 745
DAVID ARN 2267 0 1 0 TEST TUBE BABIES 209 JANG-KO BLACKHAN 748 NONE
BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999 14 25 0 VICIOUS FISH 202 357 LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962 748
PERSONAL ADS
Snowdrift, that was a cool and calming effect. -- Boudicca
Kitten, you RAT! You did that to me?! -- Joan D'Arc
Country Labors, I ran into that one, didn't I? -- Grace O.
Ladies of the world unite. We can make this world ours. -- Ms. Fu
Nunzio -- What kind of pie is that? I was hoping for pumpkin, or maybe lemon, or
CHOCOLATE. You were a disappointment, but you lost well. -- Lotus Blossom
Boudicca -- Have you thought of using that shield as a snowplow? -- Snowdrift
Brutal Barracuda -- Are you trying to turn us all against fish? -- Falling Mountain
Fast Eddie -- False advertising. You weren't fast at all. -- Another One
Gwen -- That should make a good beginning to your career. -- Ho Chia, philanthropist
Lotus Blossom, well, it is all yours. I was getting pretty tired of it. (especially
the writing) -- Boudicca
Gwen, I guess I met my match, and by such a cutie, too! -- Grace O'Malley
Kitten, Kitten, Kitten, we have such good times together. (wink) -- Calamity Jane
Guardian Tan, it doesn't seem like you guard very well. -- Artemesia
Women of the world unite! We are the better half, the far better half. -- Ms. Fu
It's my season, but I have to say it doesn't LOOK like it outside. Sunny, clear
ground, trees haven't changed colors. Something is WRONG here. -- Snowdrift
Puffer Fish Peril -- Stand a little closer under this cliff, and I'll FALL on you. It
would be a pleasure. -- Falling Mountain
Fast Eddie -- Skills are good, but a win would be better. Still, can't complain. --
Another One
I was glad to see the Pegleg out there. We're going to need firewood for the winter.
-- Ho Chia
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DAVID ARN was butchered by JANG-KO BLACKHAND in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOUDICCA luckily beat SNOWDRIFT in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
INSPIRE & EXPIRE was devastated by CONTAGION in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
COUNTRY LABORS was subdued by HO CHIA in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
LOTUS BLOSSOM slaughtered BRUTAL BARRACUDA in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
FLOWER POWER devastated MING-CHANG THE SLY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
POVERTY OF SPEECH viciously subdued PUFFER FISH PERIL in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
FALLING MOUNTAIN vanquished FAST EDDIE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
NUNZIO won victory over DEATHLY PIRARUCU in a popular 3 minute fight.
KITTEN overpowered WAN-FA THE DANCER in a slow 9 minute one-sided melee.
DARLA demolished WAN-FA THE DANCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ANOTHER ONE was overcome by L.A. in a 2 minute brutal contest.
GWEN was subdued by LISSAH in a 2 minute bloody novice's brawl.
ARTEMESIA overcame SAI-KI THE PEGLEG in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
GEORGINA overpowered POLLUX in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
CASTOR overpowered ROXANNE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 22 - 6 - 0 79 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 9 - 3 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 0 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 3 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 24 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 748 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BOUDICCA 3975 30 6 1 105 LADY WARRIORS (353)
SLASHING ATTACK SNOWDRIFT 4012 13 9 0 98 SAND DANCERS (67)
AIMED BLOW CONTAGION 4057 6 0 0 98 SATAN'S DEFECT (364)
STRIKING ATTACK DARLA 4067 5 0 2 48 PI KAPPA PI'S (176)
PARRY-RIPOSTE L.A. 3981 3 2 0 35 ALL ABOUT CALI II (355)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962. The most popular warrior this
turn was SNOWDRIFT 4012. The ten other most popular fighters were NUNZIO 1818,
CONTAGION 4057, POVERTY OF SPEECH 4039, ARTEMESIA 4069, INSPIRE & EXPIRE 4040, LISSAH
2268, BOUDICCA 3975, LOTUS BLOSSOM 3962, FLOWER POWER 3902, and FALLING MOUNTAIN
3987.
The least popular fighter this week was KITTEN 1990. The other ten least popular
fighters were ROXANNE 2270, GWEN 4068, PUFFER FISH PERIL 3998, CASTOR 4034, POLLUX
4035, DARLA 4067, DEATHLY PIRARUCU 4023, FAST EDDIE 1819, BRUTAL BARRACUDA 3999, and
DAVID ARN 2267.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXVI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SAMSARA 3055 (81-57-0) 5 3 0 GOLD STANDARD
SAMURAI 3119 (148-92-4) 5 3 0 GOLD STANDARD
PARTY'S OVER 2179 (112-93-0) 2 3 0 EASTERN HORDE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STABLE GENIUS 3809 (60-43-1) 7 3 0 YUPPIE POLITICO
MENACING FURY 3859 (32-14-1) 6 3 0 CRITICALS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BARRELS 3683 (68-107-1) 9 3 0 CRITICALS
TIGER CUB 3810 (51-45-2) 7 3 0 CLEMSON ORANGE
DEE AY 1699 (83-141-3) 5 3 0 BLOODMOON GUILD
WINNER 813 (50-45-3) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLEVER STAB 3930 (6-0-0) 8 2 0 DEAD CRITICALS
DEMONIC FURY 3929 (8-0-1) 0 2 0 CRITICALS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FLOWER POWER 3902 (9-2-1) 3 3 0 TEA@TEMPE20.3
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HEIDI 4042 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 PSI PSI PSI'S
CONTAGION 4057 (4-0-0) 1 3 0 SATAN'S DEFECT
GREENEYES :) 4050 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 PSI PSI PSI'S
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
UNTAMED SAVAGERY 4051 (0-0-0) 9 3 0 CRITICALS
FEROCIOUS FOREARM 4003 (3-0-0) 7 3 0 CRITICALS
INSPIRE & EXPIRE 4040 (6-0-0) 3 3 0 THE LAST WITTLE
L.A. 3981 (2-2-0) 2 3 0 ALL ABOUT CALI II
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CASTOR 4034 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 GEMINI
POLLUX 4035 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 GEMINI
ARTEMESIA 4069 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 LADY WARRIORS
CINDY 4044 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 PSI PSI PSI'S
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VERITABLE WALL 3713 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 CRITICALS
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RUBY TORTELLINI 3826 (4-1-0) 6 3 0 CRITICALS
THE ICEPICK 1822 (6-2-1) 1 3 0 PI KAPPA PI'S
Here are the stylemaster winners from FTF 67 in DC.
Congrats to all!
200 PS - CARTMAN 7-4034
200 TP - LINT 48-1380
200 ST - RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857
200 BA - DMITRI 3-2461
200 PR - SIKAMIKANICO 7-2681
200 WS - RED DAWG 41-2689
200 PL - GEOMANCER 18-4166
200 SL - LEGACY 18-5620
200 LU - TARAD 18-181
200 AB - SMALL POX 84-18995
201 ST - CEER 96-1537
201 SL - ZEALOT 6-3656
201 PS - CADILLAC DUARDO 18-2130
201 BA - BUTCH 66-1831
201 PR - CHOOSE GOOSE 40-4592
201 TP - SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610
201 PL - AFTER 10 BEERS! 84-21651
201 LU - GROND 69-8678
201 WS - FURIOUS GORGE 3-6923
201 AB - MUSH 84-27306
202 PS - JASON VOORHEES 97-4408
202 ST - EERIEST EXPECTATION 84-319
202 BA - CYCLOPS 7-4625
202 PL - ABCESS 18-10356
202 SL - ONE MIC 36-7580
202 TP - VANGUARD 4-5966
202 PR - MAXIMILLIAN 96-5272
202 WS - HIGH-END BUN 65-7554
202 LU - DREAM CATCHER 74-3177
202 AB - TWIG 82-25226
203 ST - CADEX CFM 18-3366
203 BA - SUNGLASSES 73-3223
203 WS - METAL BRACE 7-6453
203 SL - LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85
203 TP - COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871
203 PR - DREAM OF DAY 30-4750
203 PL - COREA 12-7086
203 PS - SOLO 40-4614
203 LU - WATERLOO 16-6545
203 AB - SHEMP 18-10958
204 SL - SPYMUSTARD 43-4972
204 LU - NEVERMORE 9-5846
204 WS - BUFFALOCALYPSE 96-6114
204 PL - NESTORIUS 98-6356
204 AB - WORTH THE HEADACHE 86-3737
204 PS - MAJOR CINNAMON 97-6894
204 BA - JAROBI 24-5158
204 TP - RARE BREED 28-5350
204 ST - END OF TIME 22-7377
204 PR - ROLLY 74-4656
205 PS - GUY 'N ANNE 18-10794
205 BA - MAD WORLD 4-7431
205 PL - FULL OF HOT AIR 82-16328
205 WS - VERALCHE 84-24771
205 SL - DOUBLE DOWN 84-57437
205 PR - DEVIL LINT 85-3009
205 ST - INFERNAL SNIT 84-44010
205 LU - ELVIS 85-7038
205 AB - DOLEMITE 85-24265
205 TP - GLINT 85-33
206 PS - HARVEY WALLBANGER 7-5737
206 PR - NIGHTMARE 85-49357
206 PL - RODMAN 86-22633
206 BA - IN SITU 18-11079
206 WS - PHANTOM OF THE LLAMA 73-70
206 SL - VETERAN 85-46550
206 TP - CHAINSAW 85-47069
206 LU - DOOM BAGELS 86-7810
206 ST - TAKEDOWN 85-44143
206 AB - EVIL TRIBBLE 85-52462
207 WS - DEFENDER 86-7919
207 BA - FIREWALL 54-3322
207 TP - TEMPEST 86-18400
207 PS - MILKSHOOK 86-7284
207 PL - WHISPERJACK 86-14525
207 AB - CONDITION 86-7094
207 PR - BAD MOON RISING 86-16673
207 SL - XOLV 3-8180
207 ST - DEATH SLALKER 86-9029
207 LU - MUKTUK 43-5425
208 PS - ASPIDISKE 78-3519
208 WS - NEGATIVE REGRET 14-5611
208 PL - TERRIBLE DRUID 86-20918
208 SL - ORLANDO FRAZIER 85-51564
208 TP - MARGTA 25-6282
208 LU - ALNAIR 50-4070
208 PR - HIGH PLAINS QUEEN 4-7542
208 AB - EVIL BUMP KNEED 61-4432
208 BA - XYN 25-6325
208 ST - DARKSTAR 10-6736
209 PL - M.V.P. 73-8951
209 PS - THE PERSIAN 2-6662
209 PR - STEEL E STAIR 85-28334
209 AB - KEEP IT CLASSY 3-8243
209 TP - STUBBS 86-8387
209 LU - GHOSTFIRE 86-21652
209 ST - JANKY 74-4868
209 WS - PANFORTE 86-8417
209 BA - USPS 86-17811
209 SL - SOUL SHADOW 86-20893
210 SL - AFTER SCHOOL AGGRO 86-1044
210 PS - UNTAMED SAVAGERY 75-4051
210 PR - OORKE 51-6384
210 BA - MILKSHAKE 87-1949
210 PL - SONNY ROOF 28-5898
210 WS - REGRET 87-1903
210 LU - PERPLEXED HEMP 85-54912
210 ST - AVIAG 87-1882
210 AB - NIGHT HUNGER 51-6302
210 TP - ROMAN 87-2112