DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/20/2004 Duedate: 03/04/2004
LIN TIRIAN ARENA
DM-78 TURN-265
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SAFIR
THE WILLBURYS 37 (286)
(78-2457) [16-4-0,132]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SAFIR UNFORGETTABLE
THE WILLBURYS 37 (286) THE WILLBURYS 78 (269)
(78-2457) [16-4-0,132] (78-2306) [3-1-1,36]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SAFIR BLONDE BILLIE
THE WILLBURYS 37 (286) SAND DANCERS (68)
(78-2457) [16-4-0,132] (78-2501) [2-3-0,25]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (68)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE WILLBURYS 37 (286) 55
2. THE WILLBURYS 77 (287) 46 WILD KINGDOM (283)
3. SAND DANCERS (68) 19 Unchartered Team
4. THE WILLBURYS 78 (269) 16
5. DOMINATION (201) 14 THE WILLBURYS 77 (287)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*LAUGHABLE FORCES (293) 5 0 0 100 1/ 4 SAND DANCERS (68) 7 5 0
2- 2 BEING JOHN CUSAK (282) 13 2 0 86.7 2/ 1 WILD KINGDOM (283) 6 0 0
3/ 3 WILD KINGDOM (283) 26 7 0 78.8 3/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286) 5 0 0
4/ 0*THE WILLBURYS 77 (287) 10 3 0 76.9 4- 2*LAUGHABLE FORCES (293) 5 0 0
5/ 0*THE WILLBURYS 78 (269) 15 5 2 75.0 5/ 0*THE WILLBURYS 78 (269) 4 1 0
6/ 4 TREE PEOPLE (265) 155 69 7 69.2 6/ 0*THE WILLBURYS 77 (287) 4 1 0
7- 5 ROCK-ETTS II (281) 65 33 2 66.3 7- 3 ROCK-ETTS II (281) 3 1 0
8/ 6 DOMINATION (201) 17 9 2 65.4 8/ 9 DOMINATION (201) 3 3 1
9/ 7 PBA (275) 91 66 7 58.0 9- 8 BEING JOHN CUSAK (282) 1 1 0
10/ 0 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286) 52 40 4 56.5 10/ 5 TREE PEOPLE (265) 1 4 0
11- 8 HABIT (270) 74 71 5 51.0 11/ 7 PBA (275) 0 3 0
12/ 9 WORD MASTERS (191) 21 24 3 46.7 12/10 WORD MASTERS (191) 0 2 0
13/10 SAND DANCERS (68) 509 630 18 44.7 13- 6 HABIT (270) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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*--=== LIRITH KAI REGIONAL NEWS ===--*
Duelmasters
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DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 309): WHATCHAMACALLIT of BUENO FER NADA (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 282): DREIHDEN PLUNGER of THE DREIHDENS (Dreihdenflahg)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 277): HOLLY HEPATITIS of ONE NIGHT STAND (Soultaker)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 264): ROCKY of ROCK-ETTS II (Pie-Rite, mgr.)
ADM 107 LIRIN KIV (turn 241): DEANJLI TYL RHU of SAND DANCERS from SIMTAKKA (Rebina)
Top Teams
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DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 309): SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
DM 74 CHAVEZ RAVINE (turn 282): FAULTY PREMISES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 277): none
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 264): WILD KINGDOM (Dark One, mgr.)
ADM 107 LIRIN KIV (turn 241): OVERLORDS, etc. (The Icelord, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 276): LENTIRIA of SAND DANCERS (Lorana, mgr.)
MORGANNA of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in LIN TIRIAN this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the
difference, as WILD KINGDOM is pushed out of top team by SAND DANCERS, who came from
4th with a 3-1-0 this turn. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are
sorrows to drown for HABIT, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 7 into 13th. SAND
DANCERS stable has parlayed this turn's 3-1-0 into a 3 space move up the rankings.
This brings them up to 1st place. Good work, guys! And let's see, LUCKY LU fought
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 21 points and contributed to THE WILLBURYS 37's 5-0-0.
UNTOUCHABLE has lost to BLONDE BILLIE, falling 13 points, while helping make THE
WILLBURYS 78 a 4-1-0 turn. Due to hers absence and inability to defend the throne,
ROCKY has lost the title of Duelmaster. We should ask SAFIR about the thrill of
victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to
ask. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the
table at The Lost Hope Inn?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. TREE PEOPLE has cause to stand tall, as they
were LIN TIRIAN's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.
And guess who avoided TREE PEOPLE stable the most? Believe it or not, it was WILD
KINGDOM. Anyone surprised?
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover
or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
I like this place, LIN TIRIAN, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in LIN
TIRIAN again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAFIR 2457 16 4 0 132 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROCKY 2411 18 5 0 117 ROCK-ETTS II (281)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARTIN BLANK 2424 13 2 0 101 BEING JOHN CUSAK (282)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLANK 2374 12 8 2 82 TREE PEOPLE (265)
VALIANT TITMOUSE 2427 9 1 0 80 WILD KINGDOM (283)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOE PAL 2410 14 9 1 58 ROCK-ETTS II (281)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ONE-EYE TEO 2426 8 8 0 44 SAND DANCERS (68)
-RUSTICATE 1513 5 3 0 44 WORD MASTERS (191)
-ERYTHORBIC ACID 2278 4 4 1 43 WORD MASTERS (191)
CHIP-WOOD 2425 6 2 0 40 TREE PEOPLE (265)
-CENTERNIX M 2281 4 3 1 40 WORD MASTERS (191)
-THE LOIN KING 2431 5 3 0 36 WILD KINGDOM (283)
UNFORGETTABLE 2306 3 1 1 36 THE WILLBURYS 78 (269)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRAKEN 2448 5 5 1 33 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286)
-CARNIVOROUS SHEEP 2499 4 0 0 33 WILD KINGDOM (283)
DISSOLUTION 1514 6 6 0 31 WORD MASTERS (191)
UNBELIEVABLE 2308 3 1 1 28 THE WILLBURYS 78 (269)
BABY SPLIT 2432 4 3 1 26 PBA (275)
ONE TWO MANY 2469 3 0 0 26 THE WILLBURYS 77 (287)
BLONDE BILLIE 2501 2 3 0 25 SAND DANCERS (68)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROGAR THORFIN 2255 1 2 1 22 DOMINATION (201)
UNRELIABLE 2307 4 0 0 21 THE WILLBURYS 78 (269)
IRLON 2489 2 8 0 21 SAND DANCERS (68)
LUCKY LU 2447 1 0 0 21 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286)
CLUMSY DAN 2476 3 10 0 19 SAND DANCERS (68)
MAD MAX 2466 3 0 0 19 THE WILLBURYS 77 (287)
-ARMOREDILLO 2498 3 1 0 17 WILD KINGDOM (283)
PUNCH DRUNK 2467 2 1 0 15 THE WILLBURYS 77 (287)
UNSTOPABLE 2309 2 2 0 14 THE WILLBURYS 78 (269)
OLAF THORFIN 1720 2 1 0 14 DOMINATION (201)
(C)EE (J)AY 2470 1 0 0 14 THE WILLBURYS 77 (287)
CLIFF OAKS 2478 1 2 0 13 TREE PEOPLE (265)
-GEORGE CARLIN 2555 1 0 0 13 LAUGHABLE FORCES (293)
-JERRY SEINFELD 2558 1 0 0 13 LAUGHABLE FORCES (293)
-LOUIE ANDERSON 2554 1 0 0 13 LAUGHABLE FORCES (293)
VERY BIG!!! 2445 1 0 0 13 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286)
-STEVE WRIGHT 2557 1 0 0 12 LAUGHABLE FORCES (293)
UNTOUCHABLE 2305 3 1 0 10 THE WILLBURYS 78 (269)
-EDDIE IZZARD 2556 1 0 0 9 LAUGHABLE FORCES (293)
RUCK N ROLL 2446 1 0 0 7 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286)
FOUR + FOUR 2495 1 3 0 6 PBA (275)
ROOTS I 2433 1 1 0 4 TREE PEOPLE (265)
FIVE + FIVE 2553 0 1 0 4 PBA (275)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MISSED 2497 1 2 0 TREE PEOPLE 265 ROGAR THORFIN 2255 265
BIG N UGLY 2468 1 2 0 THE WILLBURYS 77 287 DARK CHAMPION 24 265 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Olaf Thorfin -- Well, you're an Orc. I couldn't let you dominate me, you being an
Orc and all. -- Clumsy Dan
Rogar Thorfin -- Hmm, it's the other way around here. Me being an Orc and you not, I
couldn't let you dominate me.... -- One-Eye Teo
Beggars! Pah. -- Irlon
Eddie Izzard -- Are you laughable? I couldn't, you know, tell. Gosh, why am I not,
like, laughing? -- Blonde Billie
28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers. A new Alliance has been
formed. The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice. It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today. This Alliance is
open to one and all! If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter. If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82. Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)
28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC. We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA. If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon! Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.
4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36. (Kill Contest) The contest will begin
on turn 450. It will run for 10 turns. On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills. For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account). No need to declare yourself in the personals. If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not. We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like. All teams, managers, and alliances invited. Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions. Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com. Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BIG N UGLY was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHIP-WOOD won victory over DISSOLUTION in a 3 minute Challenge battle.
MISSED was put to death by ROGAR THORFIN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SAFIR overpowered BLANK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched Title duel.
VALIANT TITMOUSE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute brutal fight.
ONE-EYE TEO viciously subdued BABY SPLIT in a action packed 3 minute gory brawl.
DRAKEN bested OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute match.
UNFORGETTABLE devastated CLUMSY DAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CLIFF OAKS slimly lost to IRLON in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
UNBELIEVABLE vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ROOTS I lost to OLAF THORFIN in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
BLONDE BILLIE savagely defeated UNTOUCHABLE in a popular 10 minute novice's melee.
UNRELIABLE outlasted FIVE + FIVE in a crowd pleasing 13 minute amateur's competition.
UNSTOPABLE subdued PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute amateur's match.
MAD MAX overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PUNCH DRUNK overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONE TWO MANY viciously subdued FOUR + FOUR in a exciting 3 minute beginner's duel.
(C)EE (J)AY bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 6 minute brawl.
LUCKY LU overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
RUCK N ROLL beat CONVICTED THIEF in a tiring 5 minute novice's bout.
VERY BIG!!! handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 5 - 2 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 15 - 1 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 265 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE SAFIR 2457 16 4 0 132 THE WILLBURYS 37 (286)
LUNGING ATTACK BLANK 2374 12 8 2 82 TREE PEOPLE (265)
PARRY-LUNGE CHIP-WOOD 2425 6 2 0 40 TREE PEOPLE (265)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SAFIR 2457. The most popular warrior this turn was
BLONDE BILLIE 2501. The ten other most popular fighters were ONE TWO MANY 2469,
SAFIR 2457, ONE-EYE TEO 2426, FIVE + FIVE 2553, DISSOLUTION 1514, ROGAR THORFIN 2255,
BIG N UGLY 2468, VALIANT TITMOUSE 2427, CLIFF OAKS 2478, and OLAF THORFIN 1720.
The least popular fighter this week was UNRELIABLE 2307. The other ten least popular
fighters were UNTOUCHABLE 2305, RUCK N ROLL 2446, (C)EE (J)AY 2470, CLUMSY DAN 2476,
VERY BIG!!! 2445, PUNCH DRUNK 2467, ROOTS I 2433, IRLON 2489, DRAKEN 2448, and BLANK
2374.