DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/22/2007    Duedate: 07/05/2007

LIN TIRIAN ARENA

DM-78    TURN-352

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

QUICKLIME
WILD OATS (259)
(78-2199) [10-2-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUICKLIME                      POSITION IS EMPTY
WILD OATS (259)                
(78-2199) [10-2-0,140]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHANA THE KNIFE                TAIL SPIN
SAND DANCERS (68)              WILD OATS (259)
(78-2663) [20-28-0,88]         (78-2209) [11-8-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WILD OATS (259)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WILD OATS (259)             34
2. MAGIC ARTISTS (292)          0      WILD OATS (259)
3. THE BROTHERHOOD (276)        0      Unchartered Team
4. SAND DANCERS (68)           -2
5. PROJECT:  MAYHEM (295)      -2      ARMY OF DARKNESS (258)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*THE BROTHERHOOD (276)      3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1 WILD OATS (259)          10  2 0
 2- 3 MAGIC ARTISTS (292)       50  21  1 70.4   2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (68)         6  6 0
 3/ 5 WILD OATS (259)           58  28  1 67.4   3- 2 MAGIC ARTISTS (292)       3  2 0
 4/ 4 PROJECT:  MAYHEM (295)    10   6  0 62.5   4/ 4 PROJECT:  MAYHEM (295)    1  2 0
 5/ 6 SAND DANCERS (68)        655 825 22 44.3   5- 6*THE BROTHERHOOD (276)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hey, can we get some phone tomes up here for this chair/throne thingy?  The sucker's
trying to swallow me whole!  Maybe I shouldn't get too comfortable.  Unlike my
teammates, I have lots of toruney experience.  Does anyone know if we get political
points for TVing a Dead Tourney?  All in all, it should prove interesting to see how
long I stick around.  Drat!  No Magic Artists to challenge.  Oh, well. -- Quicklime

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for LIN TIRIAN.  MVP award for MEAT HOOK?  
WILD OATS' proud of him after beating SHANA THE KNIFE and getting 15 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  CHELBAGHEERA's match with CULT MEMBER cost her a loss of 15 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think QUICKLIME should 
let TYLER DURDEN be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the 
wiseguy that said LIN TIRIAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Lost Hope Inn? 
Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of SAND DANCERS must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are WILD OATS?  SAND 
DANCERS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is TYLER DURDEN popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in 
all of LIN TIRIAN!  She's got a 10-6-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUICKLIME 2199               10   2  0   140       WILD OATS (259)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NECROMANCER 2520             11   3  1   111       MAGIC ARTISTS (292)
-STRAY CAT 2200               11   8  0    95       WILD OATS (259)
 TYLER DURDEN 2577            10   6  0    94       PROJECT:  MAYHEM (295)
 TAIL SPIN 2209               11   8  0    91       WILD OATS (259)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHANA THE KNIFE 2663         20  28  0    88       SAND DANCERS (68)
-CONJURER 2512                 9   4  0    88       MAGIC ARTISTS (292)
 MEAT HOOK 2215               13   5  1    85       WILD OATS (259)
-ABJURER 2534                  7   5  0    84       MAGIC ARTISTS (292)
-MR. CLEAN 2224                6   2  0    71       WILD OATS (259)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEDICINE MAN 2734             7   3  0    63       MAGIC ARTISTS (292)
 MIRIAL ADAMANT 2729          12  11  1    58       SAND DANCERS (68)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SINISTER 2358                 3   1  0    52       THE BROTHERHOOD (276)
 DEELAR MARION 2750            7   5  0    48       SAND DANCERS (68)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CON MAN 2755                  1   0  0    18       MAGIC ARTISTS (292)
 CHELBAGHEERA 2754             4   4  0    16       SAND DANCERS (68)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Quicklime -- You are one rancid creature!  You are! -- Conjurer

Cadmus -- What is Quicklime doing with ALL those decise skills?  Hmmmmm. -- Houdini
(shaking the water from his brain after that last "event")
P.S.  A salute on the DM and graduation.

Deelar Marion -- At four skills a pop, 0-30 sounds good to me! -- Meat Hook

Conjurer -- Victory through chemistry.  Is this the dawning of an age of
enlightenment? -- Quicklime

Mirial Adamant -- It's really not for me to say who's men <twitch> mentally
divergent.  Still, when someone starts creating her own language, clearly she's about
three fries short of a hap <twitch> happy meal. -- Meat Hook

Shana the Knife -- I thought ambulance chasers were bad enough but, the bloodmobile?
-- Quicklime

Deelar Marrion -- I might understand your confusion.  I suspect it was Lady A-Sop who
passed Cadmus some race info.  Imagine my chagrin upon learnig Alastari's orcs aren't
green.  PINK orcs!  What a revolting development! -- Mr. Clean, aka Clean Green, aka
Green Hygiene
P.S.  While whisky is a decent solvent and a good antiseptic, it's best used as a
<hic> lubricant.

NAIEI (ED?) -- Thank you.  Any word on the Summer FTF? -- Cadmus

     Cadmus -- I think I'm confusing you with my "multiple personality disorder!"  I
     promise, it's not intentional. -- NAIEI

     But this still doesn't answer the question. -- Temp Ed, also in the dark

Tyler Durden -- I'll take care of you later, but right now, I have to find that OAF
in the stands who DARED to insult me!  Oaf-ke-bab, just you wait! -- Shana the Knife

"The audience rises as the fighting begins."  And so they should.  Everyone should be
awed to watch me. -- Shana the Knife

Meat Hook -- (deeply offended)  I can TOO kill a houseplant!  Even a geranium or a
spiderplant!  I can kill ANY houseplant. -- Deelar Marion
P.S.  Four skills!  Cool.

A-HA!  It was a Dishonest Justice who was responsible for me being in the arena
system, and I ENJOYED trashing this one! -- Mirial Adamant

Well, of course I had to beat up the Cult Member, that was the script.  And besides,
he wouldn't have been on the sands if he hadn't needed punishment.  The Master told
me it was okay.  But sometimes it comes hard to beat up a brother in the cult. --
Chelbaheera

Necromancer -- (speaking with the curled lip of scorn)  You say that now, but you
will learn differently. -- Shana the Knife

Meat Hook -- Okay, so long as it's on purpose. -- Mirial Adamant

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEAT HOOK bested SHANA THE KNIFE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
QUICKLIME bested TYLER DURDEN in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Title duel.
TAIL SPIN savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 6 minute bloody fight.
MIRIAL ADAMANT bested CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
DEELAR MARION bested DISHONEST JUSTICE in a 1 minute gory duel.
CHELBAGHEERA was devastated by CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  16 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 352 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   QUICKLIME 2199             10   2  0  140 WILD OATS (259)
PARRY-LUNGE      TAIL SPIN 2209             11   8  0   91 WILD OATS (259)
WALL OF STEEL    MIRIAL ADAMANT 2729        12  11  1   58 SAND DANCERS (68)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHANA THE KNIFE 2663.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TAIL SPIN 2209.  The ten other most popular fighters were MEAT HOOK 2215, 
QUICKLIME 2199, MIRIAL ADAMANT 2729, DEELAR MARION 2750, TYLER DURDEN 2577, SHANA THE 
KNIFE 2663, CHELBAGHEERA 2754,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CHELBAGHEERA 2754.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHANA THE KNIFE 2663, TYLER DURDEN 2577, DEELAR MARION 2750, 
MIRIAL ADAMANT 2729, QUICKLIME 2199, MEAT HOOK 2215, TAIL SPIN 2209,  0,  0, and  0.