DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/19/2013    Duedate: 05/02/2013

LIN TIRIAN ARENA

DM-78    TURN-492

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

STEAMED MUSCLES
SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
(78-2935) [14-4-2,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STEAMED MUSCLES                POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (324)           
(78-2935) [14-4-2,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

URIK DARKHEART                 RIB IAYE
SAND DANCERS (68)              SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
(78-2896) [16-29-1,81]         (78-2971) [2-4-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (324)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (324)        27
2. SAND DANCERS (68)            4      SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
3. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)    0      Unchartered Team

                                       JELLICO CATS (233)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (332)  23   7  2 76.7   1/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (324)      8  7 0
 2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (324)     105  65  6 61.8   2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (68)         7  8 0
 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (68)        %1026 %1135 35 47.5   3- 3 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (332)  2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 720): BARELY LEGAL of IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 722): ELEVENTH of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 674): GOLDENEYE of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 716): WREN of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 718): WELL DON of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 709): LT MUELLER of 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 710): SHARK NORMAN of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 357): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 707): THE CLEAR of ARCANE PHARMACY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 704): DEVLIN DE SEGIZE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 701): WARTLESS WITCH of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 693): FREE CHEESE!! Of HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 651): ARCHERS OF LOAF of UNC COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 332): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 313): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 583): KASPAR of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 568): HOFFA of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 550): HAN SOLO of STAR WARS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 544): NORVAN TEN KOGAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 505): JACK PENDELTON of MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 500): STREGOICA of DARKSTALKER2 (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 491): STEAMED MUSCLES of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 608): BILBO BAGGINNI of MIDDLE ITALY (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 720): SERPENTS HOLD 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 722): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 674): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 716): CRUCIAL TAUNT (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 718): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 709): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 710): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 357): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 707): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 704): DRAGON RIDERS (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 701): BIG LAKE BANDITS (Den, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 693): HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 651): TOLBIN'S X-MEN (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 332): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 313): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 583): MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 568): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 550): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 544): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 505): MEDAL OF HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 500): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 491): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 608): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 722): ELEVENTH of BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 674): GOLDENEYE of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 673): ADELITA of ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 703): TRUST BUSTER 1 of SEGUE CARTEL (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
                          SIR VEILLANCE of SECRET SQUIRRELS (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 701): WARTLESS WITCH of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
                   (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 504): MARISAN TEN MEDARIN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to SAND DANCERS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the SHEWISH 
BUFFET stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for MONSTER MASH, who flew up 14 points in 
the rankings after mashing SILVER SLIM like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  SILVER SLIM was subdued by 
MONSTER MASH and drops 13 points.  Our battling duelmaster STEAMED MUSCLES has 
managed to hold the title, fending off URIK DARKHEART's none too subtle advances.  
Better luck next time, SAND DANCERS.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just 
get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the LIN TIRIAN arena.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in LIN TIRIAN have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- 
The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEAMED MUSCLES 2935         14   4  2   104       SHEWISH BUFFET (324)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEZQUINO POLLO 2941           6   1  1    89       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
 URIK DARKHEART 2896          16  29  1    81       SAND DANCERS (68)
-HABANERO 2938                 7   1  1    68       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RICE & BEANS 2940             4   0  0    64       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
 MONSTER MASH 2952            12   7  0    60       SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
-CHILI PEPPER 2949             6   0  0    57       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVER SLIM 2962              8   9  0    50       SAND DANCERS (68)
 GREEN GIANT 2961             12   5  0    45       SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
 KNUCKLE SANDWICH 2970         4   2  0    35       SHEWISH BUFFET (324)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROCK HARDMAN 2963             5  12  0    27       SAND DANCERS (68)
 THE MONGOOSE 2972             4   0  0    26       SAND DANCERS (68)
 VERA TEAGUE 2967              4   3  0    25       SAND DANCERS (68)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIB IAYE 2971                 2   4  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (324)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Sorry, no personals at all from us today (beyond this, of course).  We can't
get near the keyboard, it's tied up with other stuff.  It's been tied up with other
stuff for a LONG time. -- whichever of Jorja's teams is running here.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STEAMED MUSCLES devastated URIK DARKHEART in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SILVER SLIM lost to MONSTER MASH in a 2 minute battle.
GREEN GIANT handily defeated ROCK HARDMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RIB IAYE slimly lost to VERA TEAGUE in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
KNUCKLE SANDWICH overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE MONGOOSE devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   3 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  17 -  1      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 492 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  STEAMED MUSCLES 2935       14   4  2  104 SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
WALL OF STEEL    MONSTER MASH 2952          12   7  0   60 SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GREEN GIANT 2961           12   5  0   45 SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
AIMED BLOW       KNUCKLE SANDWICH 2970       4   2  0   35 SHEWISH BUFFET (324)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is URIK DARKHEART 2896.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RIB IAYE 2971.  The ten other most popular fighters were VERA TEAGUE 2967, 
STEAMED MUSCLES 2935, GREEN GIANT 2961, KNUCKLE SANDWICH 2970, THE MONGOOSE 2972, 
MONSTER MASH 2952, URIK DARKHEART 2896, SILVER SLIM 2962, ROCK HARDMAN 2963, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was ROCK HARDMAN 2963.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SILVER SLIM 2962, URIK DARKHEART 2896, MONSTER MASH 2952, THE 
MONGOOSE 2972, KNUCKLE SANDWICH 2970, GREEN GIANT 2961, STEAMED MUSCLES 2935, VERA 
TEAGUE 2967, RIB IAYE 2971, and  0.