DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/27/2015 Duedate: 12/10/2015
LIN TIRIAN ARENA
DM-78 TURN-560
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MEZQUINO POLLO
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
(78-2941) [13-2-1,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MEZQUINO POLLO KEEN KLEEN
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332) WEIRD STUDENTS (347)
(78-2941) [13-2-1,123] (78-3135) [3-2-0,41]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANN NASTY HABANERO
SAND DANCERS (68) EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
(78-3002) [20-24-1,98] (78-2938) [12-2-1,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DUNCAN'S BEST (342) 26
2. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332) 19EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS (347) 9 Unchartered Team
4. THE INSTITUTE (344) 0
5. SAND DANCERS (68) -2 WEIRD STUDENTS (347)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (332) 48 12 3 80.0 1/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (332) 10 2 0
2/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (347) 15 9 2 62.5 2/ 2 DUNCAN'S BEST (342) 8 2 0
3/ 2 DUNCAN'S BEST (342) 23 15 1 60.5 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (68) 3 7 0
4/ 3 SAND DANCERS (68) %1131 %1292 39 46.7 4/ 0*WEIRD STUDENTS (347) 1 3 0
5- 4 THE INSTITUTE (344) 21 26 4 44.7 5- 4 THE INSTITUTE (344) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, LIN TIRIAN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Now let's all watch DUNCAN'S BEST's
heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big
deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BIG BOSS win a fight and gain
17 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BIG BOSS beat HAMFIST and HAMFIST lost 10 points.
You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, LIN TIRIAN may be
getting bland, as MEZQUINO POLLO stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good
mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you,
LIN TIRIAN?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the LIN TIRIAN arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MEZQUINO POLLO 2941 13 2 1 123 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RICE & BEANS 2940 12 0 1 112 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
ANN NASTY 3002 20 24 1 98 SAND DANCERS (68)
HABANERO 2938 12 2 1 96 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHN COFFEY 3065 7 3 1 90 DUNCAN'S BEST (342)
MASKED MARAUDER 3076 9 12 0 78 SAND DANCERS (68)
LEO KNOX 3061 7 3 0 69 DUNCAN'S BEST (342)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-A BUNCH OF FLOWERS 3165 3 1 3 66 THE INSTITUTE (344)
CHILI PEPPER 2949 11 3 0 64 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
TUG 3120 4 1 0 59 DUNCAN'S BEST (342)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KEEN KLEEN 3135 3 2 0 41 WEIRD STUDENTS (347)
THE WEEPER 3049 7 18 0 39 SAND DANCERS (68)
BEAR 3106 3 3 0 37 DUNCAN'S BEST (342)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG BOSS 3138 4 1 1 32 WEIRD STUDENTS (347)
MILD MATT 3136 3 2 0 24 WEIRD STUDENTS (347)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARSHMALLOW KING 3121 2 0 0 22 DUNCAN'S BEST (342)
NEEDY NED 3137 3 2 1 20 WEIRD STUDENTS (347)
ANONYMOUS 3133 2 4 0 20 SAND DANCERS (68)
HAMFIST 3122 4 4 0 16 SAND DANCERS (68)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Well, at least we put five fighters (loosely defined) on the sands. We hear that
other Sand Dancers teams have been reduced in numbers by unreplaced deaths and
graduations. Tough. -- Ann Nasty, reluctantly for the Sand Dancers, but better me
than some of the others
Habanero -- Feisty little dude, aren't you? I like that in a man, up to a point. --
Ann Nasty
Rice & Beans -- No wonder you're a dwarf. No meat in your diet. Bah. -- Masked
Marauder
Tug -- You're not a dwarf! Woe, alas! -- The Weeper
I got matched with a Cult Member, and for some reason I thought it said a Marshmallow.
Then I "fought" him and remembered why: he is a marshmallow. -- Hamfist
P.S. Oh, I see. The next fight involves a marshmallow....
Marshmallow King -- I thought you would be soft and puffy! -- Anonymous, much
aggrieved
P.S. I should not be at the bottom of the rankings. Somebody, fix that!
Listen, more of you need to lose to us! We're being threatened with an adventure, and
the possibilities for an adventure in or near Lin Tirian in the winter are HORRIBLE.
We've already had snow! -- Ann Nasty
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MEZQUINO POLLO viciously subdued ANN NASTY in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
RICE & BEANS subdued JOHN COFFEY in a 1 minute melee.
HABANERO subdued MASKED MARAUDER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
CHILI PEPPER devastated THE WEEPER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LEO KNOX overpowered KEEN KLEEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TUG devastated MILD MATT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEAR beat NEEDY NED in a 1 minute brawl.
HAMFIST was handily defeated by BIG BOSS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ANONYMOUS won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute duel.
MARSHMALLOW KING vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 3 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 21 - 13 - 1 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 2 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 9 - 1 10 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 560 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MEZQUINO POLLO 2941 13 2 1 123 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
AIMED BLOW RICE & BEANS 2940 12 0 1 112 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (332)
BASHING ATTACK JOHN COFFEY 3065 7 3 1 90 DUNCAN'S BEST (342)
STRIKING ATTACK LEO KNOX 3061 7 3 0 69 DUNCAN'S BEST (342)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANN NASTY 3002. The most popular warrior this turn
was HABANERO 2938. The ten other most popular fighters were MEZQUINO POLLO 2941,
MASKED MARAUDER 3076, ANONYMOUS 3133, TUG 3120, BEAR 3106, MARSHMALLOW KING 3121,
CHILI PEPPER 2949, LEO KNOX 3061, BIG BOSS 3138, and ANN NASTY 3002.
The least popular fighter this week was HAMFIST 3122. The other ten least popular
fighters were NEEDY NED 3137, KEEN KLEEN 3135, THE WEEPER 3049, MILD MATT 3136, JOHN
COFFEY 3065, RICE & BEANS 2940, ANN NASTY 3002, BIG BOSS 3138, LEO KNOX 3061, and
CHILI PEPPER 2949.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.