DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/19/2016 Duedate: 03/03/2016
LIN TIRIAN ARENA
DM-78 TURN-566
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MUSGRAVE
DEATH PENALTY (247)
(78-3098) [18-4-0,89]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BUTCHERS HOOK POSITION IS EMPTY
DEATH PENALTY (247)
(78-3156) [8-0-2,94]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MASKED MARAUDER MASKED MARAUDER
SAND DANCERS (68) SAND DANCERS (68)
(78-3076) [10-17-0,81] (78-3076) [10-17-0,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DEATH PENALTY (247)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (68) 20
2. DEATH PENALTY (247) 8 DEATH PENALTY (247)
Unchartered Team
STORMBREAKERS (257)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 DEATH PENALTY (247) 96 84 10 53.3 1/ 1 DEATH PENALTY (247) 10 4 0
2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (68) %1146 %1307 39 46.7 2/ 2 SAND DANCERS (68) 4 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out LIN TIRIAN to
see what's new. MVP award for HAMFIST? SAND DANCERS' proud of him after beating
CAPTURED ORC and getting 11 points. Talk about yer major upsets! VENOM DRIP's match
with KUNG-FU MASTER cost him a loss of 14 points! This Duelmaster is like something
else! MUSGRAVE stopped MASKED MARAUDER dead in his tracks! Is the Duelmaster really
being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All LIN TIRIAN ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUSGRAVE 3098 18 4 0 89 DEATH PENALTY (247)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUTCHERS HOOK 3156 8 0 2 94 DEATH PENALTY (247)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MASKED MARAUDER 3076 10 17 0 81 SAND DANCERS (68)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VENOM DRIP 3113 16 9 2 64 DEATH PENALTY (247)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE WEEPER 3049 11 20 0 54 SAND DANCERS (68)
HAMFIST 3122 8 6 0 51 SAND DANCERS (68)
ANONYMOUS 3133 5 7 0 35 SAND DANCERS (68)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONDON DUNGEON 3173 2 1 0 28 DEATH PENALTY (247)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARNELL NASTI 3200 1 3 0 6 SAND DANCERS (68)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AIMER 3207 0 1 0 DEATH PENALTY 247 BLACK ORC 566 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
An oh-fer turn, with two of the losses being to a Dangerous Criminal! That's just
wrong, because WE are dangerous criminals; that's why we're HERE. -- Hamfist
And we salute the tourney participants. Not like there's anything else worth saying.
-- Hamfist, for the Sand Dancers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
AIMER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MUSGRAVE unbelievably bested MASKED MARAUDER in a 3 minute veteran's Title duel.
BUTCHERS HOOK overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VENOM DRIP was devastated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
HAMFIST devastated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
THE WEEPER beat LONDON DUNGEON in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
ANONYMOUS defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute melee.
ARNELL NASTI lost to MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 17 - 13 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 12 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 566 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY MUSGRAVE 3098 18 4 0 89 DEATH PENALTY (247)
STRIKING ATTACK BUTCHERS HOOK 3156 8 0 2 94 DEATH PENALTY (247)
PARRY-RIPOSTE VENOM DRIP 3113 16 9 2 64 DEATH PENALTY (247)
LUNGING ATTACK HAMFIST 3122 8 6 0 51 SAND DANCERS (68)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MASKED MARAUDER 3076. The most popular warrior this
turn was MASKED MARAUDER 3076. The ten other most popular fighters were HAMFIST
3122, THE WEEPER 3049, MUSGRAVE 3098, BUTCHERS HOOK 3156, LONDON DUNGEON 3173, VENOM
DRIP 3113, ANONYMOUS 3133, ARNELL NASTI 3200, AIMER 3207, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was AIMER 3207. The other ten least popular
fighters were ARNELL NASTI 3200, ANONYMOUS 3133, VENOM DRIP 3113, LONDON DUNGEON
3173, BUTCHERS HOOK 3156, MUSGRAVE 3098, THE WEEPER 3049, HAMFIST 3122, MASKED
MARAUDER 3076, and 0.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI