DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/18/2016    Duedate: 03/31/2016

LIN TIRIAN ARENA

DM-78    TURN-568

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BUTCHERS HOOK
DEATH PENALTY (247)
(78-3156) [10-0-2,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BUTCHERS HOOK                  I'M SO PRETTY
DEATH PENALTY (247)            DEPP THOUGHTS (348)
(78-3156) [10-0-2,110]         (78-3150) [2-0-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MASKED MARAUDER                BUTCHERS HOOK
SAND DANCERS (68)              DEATH PENALTY (247)
(78-3076) [11-18-0,92]         (78-3156) [10-0-2,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (68)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DEATH PENALTY (247)         30
2. DEPP THOUGHTS (348)         10      DEATH PENALTY (247)
3. SAND DANCERS (68)           -3      Unchartered Team

                                       DEPP THOUGHTS (348)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DEPP THOUGHTS (348)        3   2  1 60.0   1/ 2 SAND DANCERS (68)         9  6 0
 2/ 2 DEATH PENALTY (247)      100  89 10 52.9   2/ 1 DEATH PENALTY (247)       6  8 0
 3/ 3 SAND DANCERS (68)        %1152 %1311 39 46.8   3/ 3*DEPP THOUGHTS (348)       3  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, LIN TIRIAN?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, DEATH PENALTY, since SAND 
DANCERS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see ARNELL NASTI win a fight and gain 12 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, DANGEROUS CRIMINAL beat ANONYMOUS and ANONYMOUS lost 10 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as BUTCHERS HOOK 
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for LIN TIRIAN's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in LIN TIRIAN to get a drink than The Lost Hope 
Inn!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! 
So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUTCHERS HOOK 3156           10   0  2   110       DEATH PENALTY (247)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASKED MARAUDER 3076         11  18  0    92       SAND DANCERS (68)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENOM DRIP 3113              18   9  2    80       DEATH PENALTY (247)
-MUSGRAVE 3098                18   5  0    80       DEATH PENALTY (247)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE WEEPER 3049              12  21  0    59       SAND DANCERS (68)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMFIST 3122                  9   7  0    53       SAND DANCERS (68)
 ANONYMOUS 3133                6   8  0    39       SAND DANCERS (68)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARNELL NASTI 3200             3   3  0    27       SAND DANCERS (68)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I'M SO PRETTY 3150            2   0  0    22       DEPP THOUGHTS (348)
 PITT CAN'T ACT 3154           1   1  1    17       DEPP THOUGHTS (348)
-23 JUMPSTREET? 3152           0   1  0     5       DEPP THOUGHTS (348)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUNGER 3214             0  1 0 DEATH PENALTY 247    DARK CHAMPION         568  NONE
STRIKER 3215            0  1 0 DEATH PENALTY 247    STONE GOLEM           568  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Four-one, and a couple of those wins were over real gladiators.  Are we good, or what? -- Hamfist

I wanted to do a column, but Hamfist put his foot down.  On my hand.  Ow. -- Masked Marauder

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STRIKER was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUNGER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MASKED MARAUDER was handily defeated by BUTCHERS HOOK in a 1 minute Title match.
VENOM DRIP vanquished HAMFIST in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE WEEPER overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ANONYMOUS was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ARNELL NASTI devastated PITT CAN'T ACT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
I'M SO PRETTY handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 568 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BUTCHERS HOOK 3156         10   0  2  110 DEATH PENALTY (247)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    VENOM DRIP 3113            18   9  2   80 DEATH PENALTY (247)
LUNGING ATTACK   HAMFIST 3122                9   7  0   53 SAND DANCERS (68)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MASKED MARAUDER 3076.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STRIKER 3215.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUTCHERS HOOK 3156, 
VENOM DRIP 3113, ARNELL NASTI 3200, I'M SO PRETTY 3150, HAMFIST 3122, THE WEEPER 
3049, LUNGER 3214, MASKED MARAUDER 3076, ANONYMOUS 3133, and PITT CAN'T ACT 3154.

The least popular fighter this week was PITT CAN'T ACT 3154.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANONYMOUS 3133, MASKED MARAUDER 3076, LUNGER 3214, THE WEEPER 
3049, HAMFIST 3122, I'M SO PRETTY 3150, ARNELL NASTI 3200, VENOM DRIP 3113, BUTCHERS 
HOOK 3156, and STRIKER 3215.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes