DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/21/2017    Duedate: 08/03/2017

LIN TIRIAN ARENA

DM-78    TURN-600

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE FINEST
HOWLIN CASE (352)
(78-3229) [13-0-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE FINEST                     CAMBRE AWTREY
HOWLIN CASE (352)              GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)
(78-3229) [13-0-0,119]         (78-2820) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SANDY STRATTON                 SANDY STRATTON
GIRLS X3 (299)                 GIRLS X3 (299)
(78-2801) [18-14-0,97]         (78-2801) [18-14-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAND DANCERS (68)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GIRLS X3 (299)              32
2. HOWLIN CASE (352)           22      HOWLIN CASE (352)
3. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)     17      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (357)         0
5. WRATHMEN (351)               0      GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (357)       4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (68)        10  5 0
 2/ 2 HOWLIN CASE (352)         81  39  3 67.5   2/ 2 HOWLIN CASE (352)         5  4 1
 3/ 4 GIRLS X3 (299)            95  77  3 55.2   3/ 3*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)   5  5 0
 4/ 3*GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)    5   5  0 50.0   4/ 5 GIRLS X3 (299)            2  6 0
 5/ 5 SAND DANCERS (68)        %1224 %1399 39 46.7   5- 4*ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (357)      1  0 0
 6- 6 WRATHMEN (351)             9  11  2 45.0   6- 6 WRATHMEN (351)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in LIN TIRIAN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for SANDY 
STRATTON?  GIRLS X3's proud of her after beating RAINDROPS and getting 25 points.  
Talk about yer major upsets!  RAINDROPS' match with SANDY STRATTON cost him a loss of 
21 points!  Was that a tear I saw in THE FINEST's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't HAMFIST fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  Can GIRLS X3's LADONNA LYNCH be 
more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All LIN TIRIAN ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  LIN TIRIAN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE FINEST 3229              13   0  0   119       HOWLIN CASE (352)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARNELL NASTI 3200            19  19  0    99       SAND DANCERS (68)
 HAMFIST 3122                 25  23  0    98       SAND DANCERS (68)
 SANDY STRATTON 2801          18  14  0    97       GIRLS X3 (299)
 BETTY BIPP 3251              14   9  0    94       SAND DANCERS (68)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIXIE BUBBLES 2800           17  15  0    84       GIRLS X3 (299)
 LADONNA LYNCH 2799           18  14  0    82       GIRLS X3 (299)
 RAINDROPS 3211               17  13  0    82       HOWLIN CASE (352)
 DOLLY PARTON 3268             6   2  1    79       GIRLS X3 (299)
-DALADMAR 3203                 9   5  2    77       WRATHMEN (351)
 ANONYMOUS 3133               13  33  0    72       SAND DANCERS (68)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ABRAHAM 3270                  4   1  0    49       ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (357)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAMBRE AWTREY 2820            2   0  0    33       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)
 SKIPPIT 3265                  7   7  0    28       SAND DANCERS (68)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELENA TARA 3284              2   0  0    21       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)
 BLENDED LINES 3283            1   0  0    19       HOWLIN CASE (352)
 HILLARY SWANK 2821            1   1  0     4       GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (320)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HANNAH 3287             0  1 0 GIRLS GIRLS GIRL 320 MOUNTAIN TROLL        600  NONE
TAMMY 3288              0  1 0 GIRLS GIRLS GIRL 320 MOUNTAIN TROLL        600  NONE
DA1 3285                0  1 0 HOWLIN CASE 352      STONE GOLEM           600  NONE
DA2 3286                0  1 0 HOWLIN CASE 352      HIGH ELF              600  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dixie Bubbles -- Well, you're a cute little thing. -- Hamfist

Sandy Stratton -- You may be little, but you aren't cute. -- Arnell Nasti

Dolly Parton -- Excellent.  I like this trend. -- anonymous

Excuse me?  We went five-oh, and only two of the wins were over standbys! -- Hamfist
P.S.  You realize that because I got three of the front page honors, we'll probably 
only get one free fight for it?  Oh, well.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
HANNAH was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TAMMY was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA2 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAMFIST was vanquished by THE FINEST in a 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
RAINDROPS was savagely defeated by SANDY STRATTON in a 3 minute master's match.
LADONNA LYNCH was defeated by ARNELL NASTI in a 3 minute veteran's struggle.
ANONYMOUS was handily defeated by DOLLY PARTON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BETTY BIPP won victory over DIXIE BUBBLES in a action packed 3 minute expert's duel.
SKIPPIT was overpowered by CAMBRE AWTREY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HILLARY SWANK was overpowered by BLENDED LINES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MELENA TARA overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a tiresome 3 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        28 -  14 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  23 -  2      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  12 -  0       8  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 600 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE FINEST 3229            13   0  0  119 HOWLIN CASE (352)
AIMED BLOW       BETTY BIPP 3251            14   9  0   94 SAND DANCERS (68)
SLASHING ATTACK  DIXIE BUBBLES 2800         17  15  0   84 GIRLS X3 (299)
TOTAL PARRY      LADONNA LYNCH 2799         18  14  0   82 GIRLS X3 (299)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SANDY STRATTON 2801.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SANDY STRATTON 2801.  The ten other most popular fighters were ARNELL NASTI 
3200, DIXIE BUBBLES 2800, DA1 3285, BETTY BIPP 3251, THE FINEST 3229, CAMBRE AWTREY 
2820, BLENDED LINES 3283, LADONNA LYNCH 2799, DOLLY PARTON 3268, and RAINDROPS 3211.

The least popular fighter this week was MELENA TARA 3284.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SKIPPIT 3265, ANONYMOUS 3133, HAMFIST 3122, DA2 3286, TAMMY 
3288, HANNAH 3287, HILLARY SWANK 2821, RAINDROPS 3211, DOLLY PARTON 3268, and LADONNA 
LYNCH 2799.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

   They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?

I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg.  It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it.  I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja