DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/20/2018 Duedate: 08/02/2018
LIN TIRIAN ARENA
DM-78 TURN-626
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KATNISS
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
(78-3323) [11-1-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KATNISS POSITION IS EMPTY
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
(78-3323) [11-1-0,102]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SKIPPIT ARC D'WOOF
SAND DANCERS (68) SAND DANCERS (68)
(78-3265) [14-26-0,69] (78-3309) [10-12-1,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SAND DANCERS (68) 26
2. HOWLIN MARTYRS (359) 2 HOWLIN MARTYRS (359)
3. HOWLIN CASE (352) 0 Unchartered Team
4. FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) -8
SERPENTS HOLD (323)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 HOWLIN MARTYRS (359) 11 2 1 84.6 1/ 1 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 9 1 1
2/ 2 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 33 10 1 76.7 2/ 3 SAND DANCERS (68) 5 10 0
3- 3 HOWLIN CASE (352) 99 53 5 65.1 3- 2 HOWLIN CASE (352) 4 1 0
4/ 5 SAND DANCERS (68) %1277 %1469 41 46.5 4/ 4 HOWLIN MARTYRS (359) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for BILL BOARD, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing SUSAN
PEVENSIE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay
to walk out on the sands. SUSAN PEVENSIE was bested by BILL BOARD and drops 22
points. Try as hard as the HOWLIN CASE stable might, they were unable to find their
warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) THE FINEST before this week's fights. In front of all
the crowds, KATNISS took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two
weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at
that location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the LIN TIRIAN arena. Did
you hear that HOWLIN CASE was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of HOWLIN CASE's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be
funny, but catch FAMOUS ARCHERS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly
deft at running from HOWLIN CASE. And who is this LIL D'FIELD you ask, with 85
points and a 11-12-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the LIN TIRIAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KATNISS 3323 11 1 0 102 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE FINEST 3229 16 0 0 143 HOWLIN CASE (352)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELIAL ERNESTO 3319 11 2 1 85 HOWLIN MARTYRS (359)
LIL D'FIELD 3307 11 12 0 85 SAND DANCERS (68)
SKIPPIT 3265 14 26 0 69 SAND DANCERS (68)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LARA CROFT 3328 6 0 1 53 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
WILLIAM TELL 3325 10 2 0 49 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
BILL BOARD 3315 4 8 0 48 SAND DANCERS (68)
ARC D'WOOF 3309 10 12 1 43 SAND DANCERS (68)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DENTED 3297 4 3 0 27 HOWLIN CASE (352)
EYELENE 3326 5 7 0 25 SAND DANCERS (68)
SUSAN PEVENSIE 3339 5 2 0 25 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
-TAUT TWINE 3299 3 1 0 25 HOWLIN CASE (352)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BROKEN LOCK 3311 3 0 0 22 HOWLIN CASE (352)
-SCUFF 3310 1 2 1 9 HOWLIN CASE (352)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
The Finest Sandbagger is on top! Duelmaster! Salute. -- Arrowhead, Mgr. Famous Archers
Mr. Arc, I gave a woof. -- William Tell (crunching into an apple)
Dishonest Justice, I smacked you and it made me feel honorable. -- Lara Croft
M. Chardinee, thanks for the work out. It was fun. I needed the Victor points. --
Katniss
This place is howlin! How long will that last? -- Arrowhead
Eyelene, genderless? Well, now, we all know The Commission doesn't have a clue, eh? --
Susan (feeling rather ambidextrous, or, you know b&)
Health. Humility. Honor. Thwack! -- Arrowhead
William Tell -- Oh, don't TELL me. I thought you were going to throw a stick for me,
and instead you SHOT me! -- Arc d'Woof
The Finest -- Well, yes, I am a fine opponent, but you aren't bad. -- Lil d'Field
Belial Ernesto -- You're too hairy. -- Skippit
Dented -- Not enough, though. -- Eyelene
Scuff -- Ha! Take that. -- Bill Board
P.S. And thanks for the only win on the team.
Famous Archers -- Sorry, we just can't assemble the energy to respond to the personal
personals. -- Jorja and the Sand Dancers
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KATNISS devastated LIL D'FIELD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BELIAL ERNESTO won victory over SKIPPIT in a 2 minute battle.
SUSAN PEVENSIE was handily defeated by BILL BOARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WILLIAM TELL won victory over ARC D'WOOF in a 4 minute bloody brawl.
EYELENE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute veteran vs. amateur fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 2 - 0 86 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 25 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 626 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK KATNISS 3323 11 1 0 102 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
WALL OF STEEL BELIAL ERNESTO 3319 11 2 1 85 HOWLIN MARTYRS (359)
TOTAL PARRY WILLIAM TELL 3325 10 2 0 49 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SKIPPIT 3265. The most popular warrior this turn
was ARC D'WOOF 3309. The ten other most popular fighters were SKIPPIT 3265, KATNISS
3323, BELIAL ERNESTO 3319, BILL BOARD 3315, EYELENE 3326, LIL D'FIELD 3307, SUSAN
PEVENSIE 3339, WILLIAM TELL 3325, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was WILLIAM TELL 3325. The other ten least
popular fighters were SUSAN PEVENSIE 3339, LIL D'FIELD 3307, EYELENE 3326, BILL BOARD
3315, BELIAL ERNESTO 3319, KATNISS 3323, SKIPPIT 3265, ARC D'WOOF 3309, 0, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
THE FINEST (78-3229) HOWLIN CASE (352)
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."