DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/24/2020 Duedate: 05/07/2020
LIN TIRIAN ARENA
DM-78 TURN-672
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LINK
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
(78-3378) [11-4-0,93]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LINK POSITION IS EMPTY
FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
(78-3378) [11-4-0,93]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CLINT LINK
BAD BLOOD II (365) FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
(78-3374) [12-14-1,81] (78-3378) [11-4-0,93]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SAND DANCERS (68)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. YUPPIE SHELTER (367) 37
2. FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 24 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
3. CANES VENATICI (366) 10 Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S FESTIVAL (368) 9
5. HOWLIN CASE (352) 5 SATAN'S FESTIVAL (368)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*SATAN'S FESTIVAL (368) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 SAND DANCERS (68) 9 6 0
2/ 1 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 143 54 4 72.6 2/ 4*YUPPIE SHELTER (367) 7 3 0
3/ 4*YUPPIE SHELTER (367) 7 3 0 70.0 3/ 3 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360) 4 5 0
4- 2 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354) 91 42 3 68.4 4- 2 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354) 3 2 1
5/ 3 HOWLIN CASE (352) 108 71 5 60.3 5/ 0*SATAN'S FESTIVAL (368) 1 0 0
6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (68) %1373 %1600 46 46.2 6/ 6 HOWLIN CASE (352) 1 2 0
7/ 5 BAD BLOOD II (365) 12 14 1 46.2 7/ 5 BAD BLOOD II (365) 1 2 0
8/ 0*CANES VENATICI (366) 0 2 0 0.0 8/ 0*CANES VENATICI (366) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
O.K. Duelmaster again for the elevendy-millionth time. Melee wasn't such a
battle. Oh, well; we fought.
And I am finally out of here. Graduated. I will be retiring, but get this.
17(+2)-20(+2)-9-8(+3)-21-9-9(+2) Total Parry
40-10-0 Arena; no tourneys
Adex Parry -- only
Lo; Vlow/Mod; learns Init
And Legolas is out of here too. But a Violin strummed him to death. The cretin!
Up your rumpus, Rumpus! In Legolas's honor, he looked like this:
12(+1)-10(+2)-12-17(+1)-17(+1)-5-17(+1) Plunger
That's all I have to say. It is enough.
-- William Tell, DMXI
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out LIN TIRIAN to
see what's new. MVP award for LINK? FAMOUS ARCHERS' proud of him after beating
CLINT and getting 22 points. Talk about yer major upsets! CLINT's match with LINK
cost him a loss of 17 points! What a putz! WILLIAM TELL fights so hard to be
Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius...
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome
LINK. Aren't FAMOUS ARCHERS proud. (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said LIN
TIRIAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Lost Hope Inn? Don't look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of V IS FOR VIOLINS must be getting lonely. They were
the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Is there some deep
dark secret why FAMOUS ARCHERS' been avoiding V IS FOR VIOLINS so much? Or is it
just that they're too scared? Like, is CLINT popular, or what? He was challenged
the most in all of LIN TIRIAN! He's got a 12-14-1, is that good?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LINK 3378 11 4 0 93 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MELEE 3334 14 12 0 106 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLINT 3374 12 14 1 81 BAD BLOOD II (365)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YGRITTE 3385 6 1 0 62 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
-BROKEN LOCK 3311 8 0 0 61 HOWLIN CASE (352)
TINKER SAMUEL 3370 12 15 1 57 SAND DANCERS (68)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUSTINE 3387 7 2 0 50 SAND DANCERS (68)
AVRIL HOUND 3381 8 9 0 39 SAND DANCERS (68)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIMMY TANGO 3388 5 4 1 33 SAND DANCERS (68)
EUGENE 3393 5 3 0 30 SAND DANCERS (68)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEATHERBOUND 3384 2 2 0 28 HOWLIN CASE (352)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PANIC ROOM 3408 2 0 0 21 YUPPIE SHELTER (367)
HAWAII 3410 2 0 0 21 YUPPIE SHELTER (367)
MAR-A-LAGO 3411 2 0 0 18 YUPPIE SHELTER (367)
AIR BNB 3420 1 0 0 9 YUPPIE SHELTER (367)
PARTY HAT 3416 1 0 0 9 SATAN'S FESTIVAL (368)
CHARA 3400 0 1 0 5 CANES VENATICI (366)
COR CAROLI 3398 0 1 0 5 CANES VENATICI (366)
APOLLO 3404 0 1 0 1 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
-ONSLAUGHT 3407 0 1 0 1 V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
HAWKEYE 3422 0 1 0 1 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
A 3418 0 1 0 HOWLIN CASE 352 BANDIT PRINCE 672 NONE
TP WAREHOUSE 3421 0 1 0 YUPPIE SHELTER 367 SPYMASTER 672 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
William Tell graduates; Legolas is killed: Apollo is new; Hawkeye is new. It is a
brand new ball game. The Famous Archers will see you on the sands. -- Arrowhead
Health. Humility. Honor. Thwack! -- Arrowhead
I believe we may have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Can someone please point us
in the direction of Stormcrowe? -- Yuppie Shelter, Dr Donald Trump Jr, Proprietor
Famous Archers -- We told you and told you that Legolamb was a loser and not worth
anyone's time, even yours. But no.... Anyway, he's Rackolamb now. William Tell will
probably dodge my challenge or, more likely, bloodfeudB with some scrub and hide like
the rat he is. -- Rumpus
Our congratulations to William Tell (do they call you Wild Bill?) and Rumpus. -- the
Sand Dancers
Broken Lock -- I don't think I like you much. -- Eugene
Where'd anyone find a Fratsfan here? -- Justine
And WHY did anyone retrieve him from wherever he was? -- Avril Hound
Leatherbound -- Only the best books. -- Tinker Samuel
Do they take the inept guards and send them into the arena? -- Timmy Tango
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
A was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TP WAREHOUSE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CLINT was defeated by LINK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Title duel.
AVRIL HOUND was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TIMMY TANGO was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TINKER SAMUEL devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JUSTINE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 4 minute gruesome fight.
EUGENE lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute duel.
MAR-A-LAGO vanquished COR CAROLI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
PANIC ROOM vanquished APOLLO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAWAII overpowered HAWKEYE in a 3 minute gory one-sided melee.
CHARA was subdued by PARTY HAT in a 3 minute amateur's match.
AIR BNB overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 1 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 3 - 0 79 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 18 - 8 - 1 69 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 13 - 1 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 14 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 11 - 0 27 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 672 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK LINK 3378 11 4 0 93 FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
PARRY-RIPOSTE JUSTINE 3387 7 2 0 50 SAND DANCERS (68)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CLINT 3374. The most popular warrior this turn was
LINK 3378. The ten other most popular fighters were PARTY HAT 3416, AIR BNB 3420,
JUSTINE 3387, CHARA 3400, MAR-A-LAGO 3411, TINKER SAMUEL 3370, PANIC ROOM 3408, TP
WAREHOUSE 3421, CLINT 3374, and AVRIL HOUND 3381.
The least popular fighter this week was HAWKEYE 3422. The other ten least popular
fighters were APOLLO 3404, EUGENE 3393, TIMMY TANGO 3388, A 3418, HAWAII 3410, COR
CAROLI 3398, AVRIL HOUND 3381, CLINT 3374, TP WAREHOUSE 3421, and PANIC ROOM 3408.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RUMPUS (78-3314) V IS FOR VIOLINS (354)
WILLIAM TELL (78-3325) FAMOUS ARCHERS (360)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXIX
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NAKED LUNCH 2917 (91-116-2) 13 2 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PANIC ROOM 3408 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 YUPPIE SHELTER
MAR-A-LAGO 3411 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 YUPPIE SHELTER
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHARA 3400 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CANES VENATICI
COR CAROLI 3398 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 CANES VENATICI
HAWAII 3410 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 YUPPIE SHELTER