DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/09/2022 Duedate: 09/22/2022
LIN TIRIAN ARENA
DM-78 TURN-734
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EUSTACE
SAND DANCERS (68)
(78-3435) [21-37-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EUSTACE MY RULE OF THUMB
SAND DANCERS (68) SS03 03 (383)
(78-3435) [21-37-0,111] (78-3560) [1-0-0,13]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EUSTACE EUSTACE
SAND DANCERS (68) SAND DANCERS (68)
(78-3435) [21-37-0,111] (78-3435) [21-37-0,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PERRY COUNTY (374)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PERRY COUNTY (374) 19
2. SS03 03 (383) 14 PERRY COUNTY (374)
3. SAND DANCERS (68) 8 Unchartered Team
4. HOWLIN CASE (352) 4
5. WOLVESDEN ORCS (382) 0 SS03 03 (383)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*WOLVESDEN ORCS (382) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 PERRY COUNTY (374) 8 4 1
2/ 2 PERRY COUNTY (374) 83 43 2 65.9 2/ 1 SAND DANCERS (68) 8 7 0
3/ 3 HOWLIN CASE (352) 164 104 6 61.2 3/ 3 HOWLIN CASE (352) 2 1 0
4/ 0*SS03 03 (383) 1 1 0 50.0 4- 4*WOLVESDEN ORCS (382) 1 0 0
5/ 5 SAND DANCERS (68) %1501 %1779 46 45.8 5/ 0*SS03 03 (383) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
That Stunning Inlay! Know why it lost? (To me.) Well, it is simple. It is because
Stunning Inlay (or perhaps Stunning Inlay's Manager?) did not or could not or simply
would not pen a Duelmaster Column when he was on top. The Duel Gods are known to send
down subtle morale and accomplishment penalties to those who defy them by absconding
with their Duelmaster duties. It is only deserving.
Speaking to my easy win over the Stunning Inlay, that is two wins (for me) out of
three with Mr. (or is it Ms. or Mrs. or They or Them or It or ...) in my last five
fights -- all for The Crown. I shall write my DM Column (obviously) because I intend
to be here on the throne next turn. (Praise to the Duel Gods for please and thank you
sending me plenty of bonuses (especially if I fight the miscreant Howlin Case Stunning
Inlay).
On to the next fight ..............
-- Fenn Haven DMDMIV
P.S. And NO, Inlay, you couldn't pay me to write YOUR DM Column for you, so wake your
lazy manager up!
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, LIN TIRIAN? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, SAND DANCERS, since PERRY
COUNTY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see MY RULE OF THUMB win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly.
Tsk, tsk, CANNELTON beat BOBWHITE and BOBWHITE lost 7 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as EUSTACE takes the Title and
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood
today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, LIN
TIRIAN?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? HOWLIN CASE was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in
this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was PERRY COUNTY. Ha
ha ha ha!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of LIN TIRIAN. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back
of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EUSTACE 3435 21 37 0 111 SAND DANCERS (68)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DERBY 3473 16 7 1 110 PERRY COUNTY (374)
STUNNING INLAY 3428 17 8 0 96 HOWLIN CASE (352)
-DENTED 3390 9 3 1 96 HOWLIN CASE (352)
FENN HAVEN 3471 20 10 0 93 PERRY COUNTY (374)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANNELTON 3472 13 9 1 82 PERRY COUNTY (374)
MARCH HARE 3517 13 14 0 78 SAND DANCERS (68)
MEDIO CUR 3545 8 2 0 77 SAND DANCERS (68)
-CARVED HEART 3429 7 5 0 71 HOWLIN CASE (352)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOBWHITE 3516 15 14 0 59 SAND DANCERS (68)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SNIKSNAK 3555 2 0 0 29 WOLVESDEN ORCS (382)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TROY 3532 3 1 0 22 PERRY COUNTY (374)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEOPOLD 3546 2 3 0 15 PERRY COUNTY (374)
MY RULE OF THUMB 3560 1 0 0 13 SS03 03 (383)
JENSON 3564 0 1 0 1 SAND DANCERS (68)
MY DIRTY SECRET 3562 0 1 0 1 SS03 03 (383)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JONATHAN 3526 8 12 0 SAND DANCERS 68 CANNELTON 3472 733
PERSONAL ADS
3-0! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! -- Smitty
Stunning Inlay, is your manner corroding? Or molding? Or just plain wearing out? --
Fenn Haven
Eustace, well, I feel better now. (Now I am all puffed up!) -- Derby
P.S. And I love my style. You should put on your non-discriminatory glasses, you know?
Jonathon, eeeeeeek! I didn't mean it! Sometimes I don't know my own strength. R.I.P.
-- Cannelton
Medio Cut and/or Medio Cur, thanks for the drinks. -- The Perry Countians (who
sometimes get a little tired of their own moonshine)
Perry County, home of the Swiss and Germans and Englishmen, and even a few French. --
Smitty
***---------*---------*---------*---------**---------*---------*---------*---------***
Gladiators, Alastari needs your help!
An invasion through one of the northern chaos gates has threatened the land. Brave
fighters are requested to face this alien threat. If you think you are tough enough,
please respond to the Gladiatorial Commission. Please include the following
information:
* Name and arena
* A description including height, general appearance, preferred weapon,
additional talents, and personality.
* Explain why you want to face this deadly threat.
Thank you.
-- Keel Woodhaven, spy reporter for arena 101
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FENN HAVEN was viciously subdued by EUSTACE in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
STUNNING INLAY luckily beat MEDIO CUR in a 5 minute one-sided melee.
DERBY overpowered MARCH HARE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CANNELTON devastated BOBWHITE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
TROY devastated MY DIRTY SECRET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LEOPOLD devastated JENSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MY RULE OF THUMB handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 17 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
Turn 734 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DERBY 3473 16 7 1 110 PERRY COUNTY (374)
TOTAL PARRY STUNNING INLAY 3428 17 8 0 96 HOWLIN CASE (352)
STRIKING ATTACK CANNELTON 3472 13 9 1 82 PERRY COUNTY (374)
SLASHING ATTACK MEDIO CUR 3545 8 2 0 77 SAND DANCERS (68)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BOBWHITE 3516 15 14 0 59 SAND DANCERS (68)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EUSTACE 3435. The most popular warrior this turn
was EUSTACE 3435. The ten other most popular fighters were MEDIO CUR 3545, CANNELTON
3472, LEOPOLD 3546, DERBY 3473, TROY 3532, MY RULE OF THUMB 3560, FENN HAVEN 3471,
BOBWHITE 3516, STUNNING INLAY 3428, and MARCH HARE 3517.
The least popular fighter this week was JENSON 3564. The other ten least popular
fighters were MY DIRTY SECRET 3562, MARCH HARE 3517, STUNNING INLAY 3428, BOBWHITE
3516, FENN HAVEN 3471, MY RULE OF THUMB 3560, TROY 3532, DERBY 3473, LEOPOLD 3546,
and CANNELTON 3472.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EUSTACE (78-3435) SAND DANCERS (68)
FENN HAVEN (78-3471) PERRY COUNTY (374)