DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2007    Duedate: 06/05/2007

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-10

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHAKHARI
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
(81-108) [9-1-0,83]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHAKHARI                       LAB RAT
KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)           FUCHI OWNED (54)
(81-108) [9-1-0,83]            (81-330) [6-1-0,71]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROLSCH                        HO! HA-HA! GUARD!
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)            D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
(81-45) [6-4-1,62]             (81-178) [3-6-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)      56
2. FUCHI OWNED (54)            45      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
3. DARQUE AGES (29)            45      Unchartered Team
4. ERRATA (44)                 36
5. KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)        35      CLAN IRONFIST (52)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)      35  15  0 70.0   1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)     15  0 0
 2- 1*CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       29  13  1 69.0   2/ 9 ERRATA (44)              10  4 0
 3/ 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     33  17  0 66.0   3/ 7 RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)   10  5 3
 4/ 5 RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)    31  18  5 63.3   4/ 2 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     9  6 0
 5/10 DARQUE AGES (29)          31  19  1 62.0   5/ 5 KNIGHTBLADE (23)          9  6 0
 6/ 6 JUST CHILLIN (28)         30  20  4 60.0   6/ 6 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      9  6 0
 7- 7*VAMPIRATES (38)           15  10  2 60.0   7/31*FUCHI OWNED (54)          9  6 0
 8/11 KNIGHTBLADE (23)          29  21  0 58.0   8- 3*CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       8  1 0
 9/ 8 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        28  22  3 56.0   9/10 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    8  7 3
10/ 9 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      28  22  3 56.0  10/20*DAGGERS DEEP (55)         8  7 2
11/14 RODENT CLAN (37)          28  22  1 56.0  11/11 JUST CHILLIN (28)         8  7 2
12/12 AARP (41)                 27  22  5 55.1  12/26*D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)      8  7 1
13/20 ERRATA (44)               27  22  1 55.1  13/14 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        8  7 0
14/13*CLAN IRONFIST (52)        19  16  1 54.3  14/ 8 THE DRAUGS (17)           8  7 0
15/16 THE DRAUGS (17)           27  23  0 54.0  15/21 DARQUE AGES (29)          8  7 0
16/17 LITERATE LOONS (40)       27  23  0 54.0  16/15 RODENT CLAN (37)          8  7 0
17/15 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    26  24  4 52.0  17/25*BLADESMEN (45)            7  7 0
18/19 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       25  25  2 50.0  18/28*PHILOSOPHERS (60)         7  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 DARK ENCLAVE (16)         22  22  0 50.0  19/29*OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      7  8 1
20/22*D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)      22  23  1 48.9  20/13*CLAN IRONFIST (52)        7  8 1
21-24*MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)     21  22  1 48.8  21/16 LITERATE LOONS (40)       7  8 0
22/23 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)     24  26  0 48.0  22/34 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    7  8 0
23/28*DAGGERS DEEP (55)         16  18  2 47.1  23/24 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       7  8 0
24/21*RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)     21  24  2 46.7  24/33 STREET WALKERS (14)       6  8 2
25/33 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    23  27  0 46.0  25/27 AARP (41)                 6  8 1
26/26*CAROLINA BLUE (9)         18  22  1 45.0  26/19 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       6  9 1
27/36*FUCHI OWNED (54)          18  22  0 45.0  27/18 WARMASTERS (15)           6  9 1
28/31 STREET WALKERS (14)       22  27  4 44.9  28/22 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)     6  9 0
29/29*INEBRIATION (27)          17  22  2 43.6  29/23*RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)     6  9 0
30/37*OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      15  20  3 42.9  30/12*THE BASIK'S OWN (49)      6  9 0
31/27*THE BASIK'S OWN (49)      17  23  1 42.5  31/17 DARK ENCLAVE (16)         5  7 0
32/32 WARMASTERS (15)           21  29  3 42.0  32/41*ETERNAL ABYSS (48)        5 10 0
33/30*BLADESMEN (45)            18  25  1 41.9  33/43*HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      5 10 0
34/34 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       20  30  1 40.0  34/37*INEBRIATION (27)          4  6 1
35-35*DRAKE'S HARDWARE (10)     16  24  0 40.0  35-30*MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)     4  6 0
36/38*PHILOSOPHERS (60)         11  17  1 39.3  36/38*CAROLINA BLUE (9)         4  7 1
37/41*ETERNAL ABYSS (48)        16  26  1 38.1  37/32 KATHOUSE (3)              4 10 0
38/40 KATHOUSE (3)              18  31  0 36.7  38/40 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        4 11 1
39-42*CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      14  26  4 35.0  39/ 0*HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        3  6 0
40/44*HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      12  23  0 34.3  40/39 WAR MACHINE (26)          3 12 0
41/46 WAR MACHINE (26)          16  34  6 32.0  41-36*CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      2  3 1
42/43 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        16  34  4 32.0  42/42*KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)   2  7 0
43/45*KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)   12  26  1 31.6  43-47*VAMPIRATES (38)           1  0 0
44/ 0*HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        10  24  0 29.4  44-45*DRAKE'S HARDWARE (10)     1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hello Again!

     Wow, what a turn.  Nice try Sadler.  I look forward to doing what no Duelmaster
of Shadowspire has done before and that's three turns in a row.  Can it be done?
     My entry into the Codex entry is a reminder to change your oil every 3000 miles.
The memento is a Happy Days lunchbox.
     Props to my teammates.  Much love to all my fans.
     I'll see you next time around,

69' Boss
Duelmaster, Shadowspire

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for SHADOWSPIRE.  FUCHI OWNED had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 4-1-0 and wound up as 7th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did D2 MIGHTY DUCKS really go up by 14?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THE MONGOLOIDS II had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 4-1-0 and wound up as 22nd team!  See if I even 
talk to any of those losers in THE BASIK'S OWN again!  Didja see where they got 
1-4-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--DARK ENCLAVE got 1-3-0 and dropped 14.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  What was the name of that team who got 3-1-1 this turn for a total 22-27-4 
you ask?  (Sure)  STREET WALKERS' their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award 
for ALBERTA CLIPPER?  JUST CHILLIN's proud of him after beating RED TAIL and getting 
24 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  ASHLYN's match with MOUSE OF PAIN cost her 
a loss of 16 points!  Was that a tear I saw in CHAKHARI's eye, as she took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't '69 MUSTANG BOSS fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy 
that said SHADOWSPIRE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Swinging Aardvark?  
Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  DRAGONBANE GUILD was SHADOWSPIRE's most avoided team. 
Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are PHILOSOPHERS?  
DRAGONBANE GUILD, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is ANVIL IRONFIST popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of SHADOWSPIRE!  He's got a 10-0-0, is that good?  I'm not so sure MICEPICK knew 
all the facts when he challenged ANVIL IRONFIST of DRAGONBANE GUILD.  I saw MICEPICK 
stumbling and dribbling at The Swinging Aardvark last week...  MICEPICK lost to ANVIL 
IRONFIST, but he got 6 points.  ANVIL IRONFIST won, and got 2 points.  I don't get 
it.  Ooh!  Did DJOHEY DJR. really know what he was doing when he challenged SADLER?  
A 5-4-0 speaks volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) Do you 
think DJOHEY DJR. knew something before he challenged SADLER?  He got a win and 23 
points.  What will the guy do next?  HUNTER must not be a good enough fighter to get 
in fair fights.  He challenged FELIX.  13 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what 
they tell me.) I thought HUNTER showed great skill and promise when he was beat by 
FELIX.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All SHADOWSPIRE ever talks about is fighting! 
Me, I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  RAWN returns from the Dark 
Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his DAGGERS DEEP teammates...  Hey, warriors get 
killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending them to the Dark Arena.  
What's wrong with BRUTAL BOB's 5-2-0, KNIGHTBLADE?  It was kind of sad, seeing old 
RED TAIL stumbling around the arena, before ALBERTA CLIPPER finished him off.  Oh 
well!  What a bummer!  BEREGDRAUG got wasted by DAISY CHAINS!  But with a 4-6-0, I 
guess THE DRAUGS aren't too bummed.  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe 
how many people were snickering when BLAIR HAMMERTOE killed RAIN OF EMBERS.  So she 
had a 5-4-0, that's no excuse!  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (GROLSCH vs. 
DECIMUS, that is.) DJAIK bloodfeuded (is that a word?) GWYNNETH for revenge over some 
guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  So CLAN IRONFIST has one more turn to 
Bloodfeud ERRATA's IMPALA.  Big deal.  CONRAD IRONFIST's dead.  What's the point?  Ya 
just gotta go on.  Don't look back...  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? 
I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  SHADOWSPIRE is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAKHARI 108                  9   1  0    83       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAB RAT 330                   6   1  0    71       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 BURM WOLFSNARL 113            9   1  0    68       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROLSCH 45                    6   4  1    62       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 '69 MUSTANG BOSS 236          6   4  1    62       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 PLAGUENOG 205                 6   4  0    61       RODENT CLAN (37)
 ALDEBARAN 86                  9   1  0    60       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 EDWARD GOREY 222             10   0  0    59       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 CHESHIRE RAT 204              7   3  0    58       RODENT CLAN (37)
 HA-THRUST! 180                8   1  0    57       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IMPALA 240                    7   3  1    55       ERRATA (44)
 STRAY CAT 242                 7   2  0    55       ERRATA (44)
 DEANA 112                     7   3  0    55       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 JOAN OF ARC 165               6   4  0    55       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ANVIL IRONFIST 84            10   0  0    54       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 ALBERTA CLIPPER 162           7   3  2    51       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 '69 CHARGER 237               7   3  1    51       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-FLOR 263                      7   0  0    51       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DJOHEY DJR. 288               5   4  0    51       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 COPERNICUS 163                9   1  0    50       DARQUE AGES (29)
 MOUSE OF PAIN 206             7   3  0    50       RODENT CLAN (37)
 GARN IRONFIST 373             6   0  0    49       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 SPONGE BATH 226               6   4  2    48       AARP (41)
 DAGRDRAUG 297                 6   2  0    47       THE DRAUGS (17)
 CONSORTIUM? 77                7   3  0    46       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SAUCERHEAD THARPE 128         5   4  0    46       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
-KRYSTA 41                     7   2  0    45       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 L'HERITIER 73                 7   3  0    43       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
-DROP DEAD NED 140             8   1  0    42       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 LYCANTHROPIC LYNX 52          7   3  0    42       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 DIRTY DIANA 91                6   4  1    41       STREET WALKERS (14)
 EVAN IRONFIST 302             5   2  0    41       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 LIATH 398                     4   1  1    41       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 FULL MOON SWOON 127           9   1  0    40       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 DECIMUS 97                    7   3  2    40       WARMASTERS (15)
-NAEL GHUN 71                  5   3  0    39       DRAKE'S HARDWARE (10)
 TCHARLZ 171                   5   5  0    39       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 COFFIN FODDER 420             3   0  2    39       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 CHAOS LORD 100                7   3  0    38       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 LONG NOSE HAIRS 225           6   4  1    38       AARP (41)
 ANGRENDRAUG 105               7   3  0    37       THE DRAUGS (17)
 SADLER 129                    7   2  0    36       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 FOUNTAIN 241                  4   6  0    36       ERRATA (44)
 THETA 123                     7   3  1    35       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
-JULIUS PEPPERS 63             5   3  1    35       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 '76 GRAN TORINO 234           5   5  1    34       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-DEUCE BIGALOW 407             2   1  1    34       STREET WALKERS (14)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114           6   4  2    33       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 BUD WISER 276                 6   0  0    33       INEBRIATION (27)
 STUMP 238                     5   5  0    33       ERRATA (44)
 ANGUS 217                     5   5  0    33       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 BRENDAN BEHAN 221             5   5  0    33       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 YRUF 321                      5   2  0    33       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 JUNKYARD DOGMA 294            4   4  2    33       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 DJAIMZ 168                    4   6  0    33       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 SACRED SABLE 335              4   3  0    33       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 TINNIE TATE 131               3   6  2    33       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 SIMON IRONFIST 414            3   0  1    33       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 RAWN 323                      1   5  1    33       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 DAISY CHAINS 280              6   3  1    32       STREET WALKERS (14)
 RAEG TROPS 319                5   2  0    32       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 DREX 135                      5   5  0    32       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 ALLANA D'RAV 195              5   3  1    31       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
-CHROMIAN 40                   5   4  1    31       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 J.G. BALLARD 218              4   6  0    31       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SANGLANT 340                  4   3  0    31       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 MICEPICK 207                  3   7  0    31       RODENT CLAN (37)
-BIG BROTHER 59                3   5  0    31       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 NUYEN NICK 331                3   4  0    31       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 DA VINCI 166                  5   5  0    30       DARQUE AGES (29)
 NIGHTBANE 377                 5   0  0    30       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 BIBIDYBOB 102                 4   6  0    30       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 HO! HA-HA! GUARD! 178         3   6  0    30       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
 CEDRIC IRONFIST 303           3   4  0    30       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 SENSUAL SHREW 49              7   3  0    29       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 BLOODY JAKE 369               4   2  1    29       WAR MACHINE (26)
 MCBAIN 318                    4   4  0    29       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 NATTY LIGHT 443               2   0  0    29       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 GUTENBERG 167                 7   3  0    28       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARON STONEWALL 85            6   4  0    28       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 ASHLYN 355                    5   2  0    28       KATHOUSE (3)
 BLANDUS 371                   5   1  0    28       WARMASTERS (15)
 CHAUCER 164                   4   6  1    28       DARQUE AGES (29)
 CELEGDRAUG 107                6   4  0    27       THE DRAUGS (17)
 SACHE 246                     5   4  0    27       BLADESMEN (45)
 LAO TZU 412                   2   2  1    27       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 ICICLE 159                    8   2  0    26       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 BORNE 214                     6   4  1    26       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SNOW CONE 160                 6   4  0    26       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 DJAIK 169                     5   5  0    26       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
-THE COUNTESS 210              5   0  0    26       VAMPIRATES (38)
 IMPORT-EXPORT 76              4   6  2    26       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 THE BIG CAT 75                4   6  0    26       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 ZIPPO 239                     4   6  0    26       ERRATA (44)
 HARM HEELHACKER 385           4   1  0    26       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 COLD STEEL 161                6   4  1    25       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 BLOODRUNNER 101               7   3  0    24       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
-ANN VYL 69                    6   2  0    24       DRAKE'S HARDWARE (10)
 INDIA 391                     5   0  0    24       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 BARODAN 264                   3   5  1    24       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 BALDSPOT 429                  2   0  1    24       AARP (41)
 POWR GORESLINGER 117          1   9  1    24       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SMALL CAT 74              6   4  1    23       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 SHADOW DANCER 334             6   1  0    23       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 NECROMOUSER 203               5   5  1    23       RODENT CLAN (37)
 SPIN1 182                     4   5  1    23       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
 BILEDRIVER 324                3   3  0    23       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 E.E. CUMMINGS 219             6   4  0    22       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 MIA HAMM 65                   6   3  0    22       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 '70 SUPERBIRD 233             5   5  0    22       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 ALEMA D'RAV 196               5   3  0    22       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
 KIRI FACADE 37                5   5  0    22       KATHOUSE (3)
 SHRAPNEL BLAST 258            5   4  0    22       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 CHUPACABRON 284               3   5  0    22       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 KREK 213                      5   5  1    21       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 ROUGE 121                     4   6  2    21       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-DIVINE BOVINE 141             5   4  0    20       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 LLUD 216                      5   5  0    20       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 4' THICK GLASSES 227          5   5  0    20       AARP (41)
 '69 DAYTONA 235               5   5  0    20       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-BOREC 245                     3   5  0    20       BLADESMEN (45)
 PLATO 365                     3   2  0    20       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
-BLOODBEARD 211                4   1  1    19       VAMPIRATES (38)
-HOOK 212                      4   2  0    19       VAMPIRATES (38)
 HARDRADA 353                  4   3  0    19       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 DALEK 277                     4   3  0    19       BLADESMEN (45)
-CHAYN SAUGH 68                3   5  0    19       DRAKE'S HARDWARE (10)
 JAMES WORTHY 66               4   5  0    18       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 STELLION 99                   4   6  0    18       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 BREGDRAUG 103                 4   6  0    18       THE DRAUGS (17)
-SNAKE EYES 58                 3   5  1    18       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 GRON DA CAVEMAN 400           3   1  0    18       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 EPICTETUS 363                 3   3  0    18       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
-PAPA SMURF 60                 2   6  1    18       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 ALFRED IRONFIST 299           2   5  0    18       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 HERIBERT 337                  4   3  2    17       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 FROSTY 158                    3   7  1    17       JUST CHILLIN (28)
-SGT. YORK 61                  3   5  1    17       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 CRIMSON 122                   3   7  1    17       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 TURN-PARRY-DODGE 278          4   4  0    16       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VYNAR 244                     3   6  1    16       BLADESMEN (45)
 MISTY MEANER 89               3   7  0    16       STREET WALKERS (14)
 LUCIUS 93                     3   7  0    16       WARMASTERS (15)
 KING COBRA 51                 3   7  0    16       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 GRANITE 118                   3   7  0    16       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 BLING BLING CROSBY 282        2   6  0    16       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 INSURRECTION 410              1   3  0    16       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 MARCUS BRENSON 352            4   3  0    15       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 GWYNNETH 322                  3   4  1    15       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 CUERVO 157                    3   5  1    15       INEBRIATION (27)
-WONDER WOMAN 62               3   5  1    15       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
-GRUL 293                      3   3  0    15       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 TRAJEN 96                     2   8  1    15       WARMASTERS (15)
 HUNTER 120                    2   8  1    15       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 SLATE SCABROCK 415            2   1  0    15       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 WHLOTTA ROSIE 423             1   2  0    15       KATHOUSE (3)
 SATAN'S ECHO 370              3   3  1    14       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 AIRYC ZYRR 267                3   5  0    14       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 DORIS 290                     3   5  0    14       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 SNAKE BRADON 411              2   2  0    14       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 JAMESON 449                   1   0  1    14       INEBRIATION (27)
 FELIX 437                     1   1  0    14       WARMASTERS (15)
 SICKMAN 387                   4   1  0    13       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 POKER FACE 325                3   4  0    13       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 RUPERT IRONFIST 301           3   4  0    13       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 CONFUCIOUS 364                2   4  0    13       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 DOMINO 433                    1   1  0    13       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 TYRA 416                      3   0  0    12       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 GOLOSWIN 401                  2   2  0    12       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 GK CHESTERTON 305             2   6  0    12       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 IRON MASK 403                 2   2  0    12       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-DRACULARR 289                 1   3  1    12       VAMPIRATES (38)
-MELANCHOLY MALT 393           2   2  0    11       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 WIMPY 408                     2   2  0    10       STREET WALKERS (14)
 GENGHIS TRON 285              1   7  0    10       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 ADICA 339                     1   6  0     9       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 KUVERD UPP 438                2   0  0     7       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
-BEER BELLY BILE 381           1   3  1     7       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
-DRYLPRES 342                  1   4  0     7       DRAKE'S HARDWARE (10)
 BHUBHA 450                    1   0  0     7       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 TY LAWSON 417                 1   1  0     7       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 DUCK E FRESH 432              2   0  0     6       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 BORING!?! 428                 1   1  0     6       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
-LOST BOY 208                  1   3  0     6       VAMPIRATES (38)
-HARDOR 413                    1   0  0     6       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 DEXTER 452                    1   0  0     6       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 ANASAZI STORRS 405            1   2  0     5       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
 ONYX 453                      1   0  0     5       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 EPICURAS 394                  1   2  0     5       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 CAKE DADDY 434                1   1  0     4       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 NOROK 426                     1   1  0     4       WAR MACHINE (26)
 SERENITY 404                  0   3  0     3       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
-STAPLE GHUN 399               0   2  0     2       DRAKE'S HARDWARE (10)
 BLACK MARIA 435               0   2  0     2       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 BLUE HAIR 430                 0   2  0     2       AARP (41)
 SLIM 454                      0   1  0     1       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SINDY 445                     0   1  0     1       KATHOUSE (3)
 LAIS 446                      0   1  0     1       KATHOUSE (3)
 MURAT 447                     0   1  0     1       WAR MACHINE (26)
 FERAL FERRET 455              0   1  0     1       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
-BUZZED BEE 436                0   1  0     1       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 2     0  1 0   1                   JAMESON 449            10 NONE    
ALUMINUM WALKER 224    5  3 1 AARP 41               POWR GORESLINGER 117    8 REVENGED
AL ZEIMER 397          1  1 0 AARP 41               COOPER 386              7 JUST REV
KILLED 457             0  1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     HIGH ELF 19            10 NONE    
DEAD 456               0  1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     DARK CHAMPION 24       10 NONE    
RED TAIL 47            5  5 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     ALBERTA CLIPPER 162    10         
SOL 44                 3  4 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     ALBERTA CLIPPER 162     7 REVENGED
WINTERBRAUN 46         4  4 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     DECIMUS 97              8 JUST REV
CALLINA AILLARD 265    1  4 0 THE BASIK'S OWN 49    GREEN ANGEL 347         7         
ERKYM POLL 266         2  2 0 THE BASIK'S OWN 49    LIATH 398               6 NOT REVE
BILL 451               0  1 0 BLADESMEN 45          ARENAMASTER 23         10 NONE    
CORVOS 354             2  3 0 BLADESMEN 45          COFFIN FODDER 420       9         
ERIC MONTROSS 64       2  4 0 CAROLINA BLUE 9       BARODAN 264             7 REVENGED
STACKHOUSE 409         0  1 0 CAROLINA BLUE 9       SATAN'S ECHO 370        8         
CONRAD IRONFIST 300    3  1 0 CLAN IRONFIST 52      IMPALA 240              7         
URIK 215               4  4 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39     HERIBERT 337            8         
BOING! 349             1  3 0 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS 32    JUNKYARD DOGMA 294      8 REVENGED
HIGH ELF 19            0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          RAWN 323               10 NONE    
JORD 198               1  5 0 DESOLATE ONES 36      DELILAH 311             6 NOT REVE
HOWLING HYENA 50       3  5 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 6   ROUGE 121               8 JUST REV
BEREGDRAUG 106         4  6 0 THE DRAUGS 17         DAISY CHAINS 280       10         
RAIN OF EMBERS 262     5  4 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114    10         
FURY SLIVER 368        2  4 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      SPIN1 182              10         
SULFURIC VORTEX 439    1  1 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      COLD STEEL 161         10         
BERNARD SLOTTO 332     0  3 0 FUCHI OWNED 54        BEER BELLY BILE 381     6 REVENGED
LAVENDER 406           0  2 0 FUCHI OWNED 54        JULIUS PEPPERS 63       8         
ONE-EYED JACK 327      3  2 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56    DEUCE BIGALOW 407       8         
TEXAS LONGWHORN 283    2  3 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 51      DECIMUS 97              7         
MAHATMA GUMBY 286      2  3 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 51      BORNE 214               7         
JIM BEAM 155           3  5 0 INEBRIATION 27        SHEWISH GIANT 21       10 NONE    
YUKON JACK 156         2  6 0 INEBRIATION 27        STONE GOLEM 26         10 NONE    
JACK DANIELS 154       2  5 0 INEBRIATION 27        LAO TZU 412             9         
KELLIGRRL 33           1  8 0 KATHOUSE 3            SIMON IRONFIST 414      9         
TINR 36                2  5 0 KATHOUSE 3            SGT. YORK 61            7 REVENGED
BRUTAL BOB 291         5  3 0 KNIGHTBLADE 23        DARK CHAMPION 24       10 NONE    
GRIM SLEEPER 390       2  3 0 KNIGHTBLADE 23        SHEWISH GIANT 21       10 NONE    
TEMPERATE TYRANT 382   1  2 0 MIGHTY MEAD ORCS 24   SNAKE EYES 58           8         
MYK 170                3  6 0 THE MONGOLOIDS II 30  GWYNNETH 322            9 JUST REV
FULTON 150             3  7 2 WAR MACHINE 26        WURM KIN 27            10 NONE    
COOPER 386             2  3 1 WAR MACHINE 26        BALDSPOT 429           10         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

As he herded his team onto the ship headed to Snowbound, Smitty was seen waving good-
bye to his friends and compatriots in Shadowspire and heard exclaiming, "Good luck,
Y'all!  Give em what fer!  Don't fergit to write!" -- The Consortium Publicity Agent

Looks like all those turns spent DAing the trash in order to get solid warriors has
paid off.  Kellumbo's Kids will be looking to take over the throne turn 10, as well
as shoot for a perfect 15-0 over the past three turns.  Good times in 81, good times.
-- Detective Kellumbo

Kathouse --
Simon says:  Oh crap, now I've done it.
Simon says:  Sorry about that.
Simon says:  I didn't mean to do it!
Simon says:  I may need some therapy.
Simon says:  I sent flowers.
Simon says:  I swear, I had nothing against Kelligrrl.
-- Simon Ironfist

Cold Steel -- Brrrrrrr!!!! -- Freddy Ironfist

Impala -- If at first, bloodfeuds don't succeed, try, try again.  We are not the kind
to let this pass, so even though we have yet to find a way to defeat you, we shall
continue to try until we are out of our allotted bloodfeuds.  Freddy wants to try
agai <remainder of this ad cut off by HAL>

Decimus -- Uh...ouch. -- Evan Ironfist.

Bregdraug -- Thanks for a fine fight.  It feels good to be at 50%. -- Cedric Ironfist

Cedric -- Yeah, 50% and still bringing the team W/L percentage down. -- Your Clan
Ironfist teammates

Clan Ironfist teammates -- You guys are cruisin' for a bruisin'! -- Cedric

Hardrada -- Trust me, the witty comments that I get from my teammates are wearing
thin.  You wouldn't want to be me.  I'm not sure that I want to be me. -- Cedric
Ironfist

Cedric -- Were not sure that anyone else would be willing to be you, so it looks like
you're stuck with what you got. -- Your Clan Ironfist teammates

Hardrada -- See what I mean? -- Cedric

Degotti -- You just go right on ahead, I've already dusted 3 from your stable how
many does it take, zipperhead?  Barkily went to the DA because he sucks, which is why
Fulton goes this turn (who killed 2 of yours don't forget).  You wanna play your
little games with me then come get some, dirtbag. -- Crambus, and the warriors of War
Machine

Drake -- Doesn't your little friend allow Duelmasters in his house?  It takes 10-15
minutes to fill out strategy sheets and put them in a mailbox.  Your excuse is crap.
-- Crambus

I have been remiss last couple turns in my personal ads correspondence.  I am going
to remedy that now. -- Lord Xiang

Turn 7:

Copernicus -- Congratulations on the Throne! -- AARP

Grandma Miller -- Actually, what Lord Xiang said was 'Watch out for that old biddy.
Just remember YOU came from a retirement home, too!'  The stupidity for that
challenge came from me. -- Long Nose Hairs

Smitty -- Bacci is good for you?  Stains the teeth, beard, as well as needing a place
to spit.  I just don't see all the young (50ish) women running to drape themselves
over you. -- Lord Xiang

Rillion -- True, as a percentage, DA deaths are on the low order.  I had just
commented on the absolute numbers. -- Lord Xiang

Kat -- My pleasure *I think*. -- 4'Thick Glasses

Kendric -- Don't worry, I missed three turns of P-ads, and nobody said squat, either.
-- Lord Xiang, the unloved

Den -- We shall see how this turns out. -- Aluminum Walker
P.S.  Well, we know now, but then again, I am just going in order.  :-)

Chakhari -- Good job on the Bloodfeud.  It proves even hampered as you are by your
management, you can still overcome adversity. -- Aluminum Walker

Burm Wolfsnarl -- Hmmm, I must try something different next time. -- Sponge Bath

Hunter -- Might want to take some of them 'night' courses. -- 4'Thick Glasses

Mooradieb's Ghost -- I am not sure how I pulled that off, but JEEPERS!!  I'm goooooooood.  LOL. -- Long Nose Hairs

Cooper -- Who? -- Al Zeimer's Ghost

Turn 8:

'69 Mustang Boss -- Congratulations on the Throne! -- AARP

Grandma Miller -- I see.  And do you wash down your Centrum Silver with a can of
Ensure, as well? -- Long Nose Hairs, and the old AARPers

Bladesmen -- Winning does not upset me, as long as I am the one doing the winning, of
course!  You are correct about chicks diggin' scars, but they can dig them on our
opponents, preferably. -- AARP

Drake -- Evil.  Just Evil.  I LOVE IT!! -- Lord Xiang

Drake -- *shudders uncontrollably*  You are right, of course. -- 4'Thick Glasses

DeGotti -- I believe that the population of this arena might warrant a live
spyreport.  Where one could be found is the question. -- Lord Xiang

Den -- You had to ask a celebrity to do your yapping for you?  Well, I guess that
probably is wise of you, as I really haven't been paying attention to what YOU say,
anyway.  And yes, this was Goreslinger's first, and only, win. -- Ghost of Aluminum
Walker

Powr Goreslinger -- Now it is OUR turn. -- AARP

Cooper -- Not only did you get a challenge off on me, but you then lost!  Not only
that, you gave me credit for avenging the Bloodfeud, too!  Simply amazing! -- Long
Nose Hairs

Llud -- Nice win.  But I'm going to get it back, and soon! -- 4'Thick Glasses

Flor -- Grrrr.  Next time, I'll, I'll....GRRRRRRRR!!! -- Sponge Bath

Turn 9:

'69 Mustang Boss -- Congratulations on retaining the Throne! -- AARP

La Pentarque -- My friend, just because you are most challenged does not mean you are
hated.  It just means that in order to be the best, you need to BEAT the best.  Take
it as what it is:  A testament to your managerial abilities. -- Lord Xiang

Smitty -- We will be missing the Consortium's presence.  Until your return, my fellow
geriatric. -- Lord Xiang

Powr Goreslinger -- One down, three to go! -- Sponge Bath

Cooper -- I do not want your death, but it DID feel good to hurt you for what you
did. -- 4'Thick Glasses

Boring!?! -- How DARE YOU beat up on me?!?  You.  You.  You SPRING CHICKEN!!! -- Blue
Hair

Buzzed Bee -- And DON'T comment about my... -- Baldspot

Krysta -- Oh, YOU again.  Bleh. -- Long Nose Hairs

I feel better without all these bloodfeuds going on.  I will try to stop whining!
-- Le Pentarque

Well, Var, you understood me...no big deal...I just thought the 2 turn 8 challenges
were not needed...

My good baron Stonewall friend, L'Heritier means The Heir, because I'm one of a long
dynasty of warriors with my style, but as you saw, I'm not a particularly brilliant
one.  Heirs tend to be lazy.... -- L'Heritier

Dragonbane Guild -- If you're considering challenging the Rodent Clan for a third
turn in a row, you might want to get strategy advice from someone other than Mordant
Deserter (I know from experience--just ask La Pentarchie). -- SwineTiger

To whom it may concern -- The Dragonbane Guild will NOT be competing in the banner
competition.  Good luck to those who have chosen to compete.  The Guild will be
challenging and avoiding as usual. -- Nomad

Plaguenog -- Hardrada had insisted that I should try that challenge.  Twice now you
have done that, and this last one was horribly lopsided.  Don't be surprised if we DO
NOT try that again!  That nog is obviously spiked with something nasty! -- The Baron

Cheshire Rat -- I'm beginning to think we in the guild need bigger, dragon-sized,
opponents.  You rodents are beginning to get annoying.  You had to go and ruin the
perfect start didn't you?  It was a good run while it lasted.... -- Aldebaran

Chaos Lord -- It is always nice to be able to challenge a top ranked warrior and win.
It was a good fight. -- Anvil Ironfist

Brutal Bob -- That is exactly the type of fight I enjoy! -- Gron da Caveman

Fulton -- I think you have seen similar results before.  Let's try that again
someday, shall we? -- Hardrada

Player Committee -- I will be unable to run my team this turn since the repairs on my
house won't be complete until this Friday, May 25.  I should be back next turn.
Thanks. -- DeGotti

Long Nose Hairs -- Nice learns! -- Krysta

Fountain -- Nice try!  I wasn't even on in that fight.  Nice to know I can still win
when not at my best. -- Flor

Sanglant -- How brave of you to downchallenge my warrior Rawn.  Eleven points may not
seem like much, taken by itself.  Obviously you were looking for an easy win.  Hope
it was worth it. -- Kayelbe, mgr. Daggers Deep

Grolsch -- I have three words for you.  "Lucky, lucky, lucky!" -- Blandus

Vindictus -- I never thanked you for your efforts in putting together your Arena 81
website!  It is extremely useful and I appreciate all your efforts in putting it
together. -- Vanek, Manager of Warmasters

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JIM BEAM was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RAWN slaughtered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BRUTAL BOB was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
YUKON JACK was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
FULTON was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
GRIM SLEEPER was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
KILLED was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
BILL was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
DEAD was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
SACHE lost to COFFIN FODDER in a popular 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
LYCANTHROPIC LYNX won victory over ROUGE in a popular 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
GROLSCH overpowered DECIMUS in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud match.
TURN-PARRY-DODGE was overpowered by JUNKYARD DOGMA in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BARODAN was savagely defeated by LIATH in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
ALFRED IRONFIST was savagely defeated by IMPALA in a 2 minute bloody Bloodfeud match.
DJAIK beat GWYNNETH in a 2 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
CUERVO was handily defeated by LAO TZU in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
CHESHIRE RAT was defeated by LAB RAT in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
JOAN OF ARC vanquished '76 GRAN TORINO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
THETA was devastated by PLAGUENOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DEANA overpowered RAEG TROPS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
'69 CHARGER overpowered SENSUAL SHREW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SAUCERHEAD THARPE was handily defeated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute competition.
ALDEBARAN savagely defeated CONSORTIUM? in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
GARN IRONFIST luckily beat CHAOS LORD in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
TCHARLZ lost to COPERNICUS in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
HO! HA-HA! GUARD! was unbelievably bested by FULL MOON SWOON in a 10 minute bout.
NIGHTBANE luckily beat POWR GORESLINGER in a exciting 5 minute gory Challenge duel.
MOUSE OF PAIN vanquished ASHLYN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MICEPICK was savagely defeated by ANVIL IRONFIST in a 3 minute brutal Challenge melee.
DJOHEY DJR. viciously subdued SADLER in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
GUTENBERG outwaited HARDRADA in a unpopular 8 minute Challenge bout.
SACRED SABLE vanquished GRANITE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MIA HAMM was outlasted by ANGRENDRAUG in a action packed 7 minute Challenge duel.
JAMES WORTHY was defeated by FOUNTAIN in a 2 minute Challenge match.
DA VINCI demolished KING COBRA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DJAIMZ overpowered LUCIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHAUCER overcame BLING BLING CROSBY in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ICICLE outwaited PLATO in a slow 9 minute Challenge duel.
FROSTY was unbelievably bested by DALEK in a exciting 3 minute Challenge battle.
SATAN'S ECHO was devastated by YRUF in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BLANDUS luckily beat KIRI FACADE in a exciting 6 minute bloody Challenge match.
NUYEN NICK subdued GRON DA CAVEMAN in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
RUPERT IRONFIST was overpowered by DREX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DORIS was handily defeated by CELEGDRAUG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TINNIE TATE vanquished LLUD in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
'70 SUPERBIRD subdued TRAJEN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SHRAPNEL BLAST won victory over CONFUCIOUS in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
CRIMSON was subdued by WHLOTTA ROSIE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
HUNTER was viciously subdued by FELIX in a 4 minute gory Challenge conflict.
AIRYC ZYRR was devastated by NATTY LIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NOROK viciously subdued BLUE HAIR in a tiresome 17 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
SIMON IRONFIST demolished 4' THICK GLASSES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
EPICURAS was savagely defeated by NECROMOUSER in a 7 minute Challenge bout.
SLATE SCABROCK was overcome by J.G. BALLARD in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
IRON MASK subdued GENGHIS TRON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
COOPER was executed by BALDSPOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
INDIA defeated SNAKE BRADON in a crowd pleasing 6 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
INSURRECTION handily defeated CAKE DADDY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GOLOSWIN subdued ADICA in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
BLACK MARIA was narrowly defeated by TY LAWSON in a 6 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
'69 MUSTANG BOSS was devastated by CHAKHARI in a 1 minute one-sided Title brawl.
DAGRDRAUG overpowered ALEMA D'RAV in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
SNOW CONE was defeated by LONG NOSE HAIRS in a 2 minute fight.
L'HERITIER viciously subdued BILEDRIVER in a 6 minute bloody conflict.
RED TAIL was executed by ALBERTA CLIPPER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HA-THRUST! vanquished CEDRIC IRONFIST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STRAY CAT demolished HARM HEELHACKER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
EDWARD GOREY unbelievably bested SPONGE BATH in a popular 7 minute bloody fight.
BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by DIRTY DIANA in a action packed 1 minute duel.
HERIBERT was savagely defeated by BIBIDYBOB in a 2 minute gory fight.
'69 DAYTONA was vanquished by BRENDAN BEHAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
E.E. CUMMINGS was demolished by ANGUS in a popular 1 minute gory uneven battle.
MARCUS BRENSON was bested by MCBAIN in a action packed 3 minute bloody match.
KREK was beaten by BLOODY JAKE in a 1 minute match.
BUD WISER subdued THE BIG CAT in a popular 6 minute bout.
THE SMALL CAT was defeated by STUMP in a 2 minute fight.
EVAN IRONFIST bested FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute duel.
BLOODRUNNER was viciously subdued by SANGLANT in a 7 minute bloody match.
CHUPACABRON savagely defeated POKER FACE in a 2 minute gruesome match.
DAISY CHAINS butchered BEREGDRAUG in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GK CHESTERTON was narrowly defeated by SHADOW DANCER in a dull 10 minute brutal duel.
RAIN OF EMBERS was easily killed by BLAIR HAMMERTOE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VYNAR was vanquished by ALLANA D'RAV in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ZIPPO viciously subdued SICKMAN in a 2 minute gruesome match.
BORNE overcame BREGDRAUG in a 2 minute duel.
EPICTETUS luckily beat MISTY MEANER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal bout.
FURY SLIVER was dealt death by SPIN1 in a 2 minute match.
COLD STEEL savagely slew SULFURIC VORTEX in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
IMPORT-EXPORT savagely defeated STELLION in a action packed 6 minute brutal match.
ANASAZI STORRS was unbelievably bested by BHUBHA in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
SERENITY was vanquished by DOMINO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TYRA unbelievably bested BORING!?! in a action packed 6 minute novice's fray.
DUCK E FRESH outlasted SLIM in a crowd pleasing 10 minute novice's competition.
KUVERD UPP subdued LAIS in a popular 4 minute novice's bout.
WIMPY viciously subdued FERAL FERRET in a popular 1 minute brutal novice's melee.
JAMESON executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MURAT was defeated by DEXTER in a 2 minute novice's contest.
ONYX won victory over SINDY in a popular 5 minute beginner's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 37         TOTAL PARRY      184 -  84 -  0      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  31         WALL OF STEEL    136 - 126 -  9      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         PARRY-LUNGE       56 -  56 -  3      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   24         AIMED BLOW        81 -  90 -  6      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         SLASHING ATTACK   90 - 105 -  6      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         STRIKING ATTACK  179 - 214 - 15      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  35 -  7      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     11         LUNGING ATTACK   177 - 231 - 16      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         BASHING ATTACK    93 - 134 - 12      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-STRIKE      35 -  61 -  4      36  |

Turn  10 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         7 -  8         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  4     WALL OF STEEL     11 - 13         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       19 - 11     PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 21         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 19         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CHAKHARI 108                9   1  0   83 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
AIMED BLOW       LAB RAT 330                 6   1  0   71 FUCHI OWNED (54)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 113          9   1  0   68 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
SLASHING ATTACK  '69 MUSTANG BOSS 236        6   4  1   62 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PARRY-LUNGE      HA-THRUST! 180              8   1  0   57 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
LUNGING ATTACK   JOAN OF ARC 165             6   4  0   55 DARQUE AGES (29)
WALL OF STEEL    ANVIL IRONFIST 84          10   0  0   54 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
BASHING ATTACK   MOUSE OF PAIN 206           7   3  0   50 RODENT CLAN (37)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COFFIN FODDER 420           3   0  2   39 RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROLSCH 45.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HO! HA-HA! GUARD! 178.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPONGE BATH 226, 
MCBAIN 318, SLIM 454, POWR GORESLINGER 117, KIRI FACADE 37, MIA HAMM 65, GENGHIS TRON 
285, THE BIG CAT 75, MISTY MEANER 89, and ALDEBARAN 86.

The least popular fighter this week was BLUE HAIR 430.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NOROK 426, GK CHESTERTON 305, GUTENBERG 167, ICICLE 159, SHADOW DANCER 
334, DUCK E FRESH 432, BLOODRUNNER 101, EPICURAS 394, BILEDRIVER 324, and TYRA 416.