DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2007    Duedate: 06/19/2007

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-11

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALDEBARAN
DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
(81-86) [10-1-0,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALDEBARAN                      EVAN IRONFIST
DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)          CLAN IRONFIST (52)
(81-86) [10-1-0,82]            (81-302) [6-2-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROLSCH                        INSURRECTION
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)            ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
(81-45) [7-4-1,66]             (81-410) [1-4-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)       60
2. HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)        54      DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
3. CAROLINA BLUE (9)           54      Unchartered Team
4. AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)        44
5. RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)       42      CLAN IRONFIST (52)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     37  18  1 67.3   1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)     12  3 0
 2/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)      37  18  0 67.3   2/ 6 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)     11  4 0
 3- 4 RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)    31  18  5 63.3   3/ 2 ERRATA (44)              10  5 0
 4/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)          34  21  1 61.8   4/ 4 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     9  6 1
 5/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       29  18  1 61.7   5/26 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       9  6 1
 6/10 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      33  22  3 60.0   6/33*HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      9  6 0
 7- 6 JUST CHILLIN (28)         30  20  4 60.0   7/13 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        9  6 0
 8/ 8 KNIGHTBLADE (23)          31  23  0 57.4   8/15 DARQUE AGES (29)          9  6 0
 9/15 THE DRAUGS (17)           31  24  0 56.4   9/22 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    9  6 0
10/13 ERRATA (44)               30  24  1 55.6  10/ 7*FUCHI OWNED (54)          9  6 0
11/ 9 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        30  25  3 54.5  11/10*DAGGERS DEEP (55)         8  7 2
12/12 AARP (41)                 29  25  5 53.7  12/28 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)     8  7 0
13/18 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       29  26  2 52.7  13/14 THE DRAUGS (17)           8  7 0
14/16 LITERATE LOONS (40)       29  26  0 52.7  14/21 LITERATE LOONS (40)       8  7 0
15/14*CLAN IRONFIST (52)        21  19  1 52.5  15-11 JUST CHILLIN (28)         7  3 2
16-17 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    26  24  4 52.0  16/ 5 KNIGHTBLADE (23)          7  7 0
17/11 RODENT CLAN (37)          28  27  1 50.9  17/27 WARMASTERS (15)           7  8 1
18/26 CAROLINA BLUE (9)         22  23  1 48.9  18/25 AARP (41)                 7  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21*MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)     21  22  1 48.8  19/23 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       7  8 0
20/24 RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)     24  26  2 48.0  20/36 CAROLINA BLUE (9)         6  6 0
21/19 DARK ENCLAVE (16)         23  25  0 47.9  21/24 STREET WALKERS (14)       6  8 1
22/25 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    26  29  0 47.3  22/37 KATHOUSE (3)              6  8 0
23/22 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)     26  29  0 47.3  23/12 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)      6  9 1
24/27*FUCHI OWNED (54)          21  24  0 46.7  24/18*PHILOSOPHERS (60)         6  9 1
25/23*DAGGERS DEEP (55)         18  21  2 46.2  25/20*CLAN IRONFIST (52)        6  9 1
26/20 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)      23  27  1 46.0  26/16 RODENT CLAN (37)          6  9 0
27/32 WARMASTERS (15)           25  30  4 45.5  27/32 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)        6  9 0
28/28 STREET WALKERS (14)       23  31  4 42.6  28/19*OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      6  9 0
29/30*OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      17  23  3 42.5  29- 9 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    5  5 1
30-31*THE BASIK'S OWN (49)      17  23  1 42.5  30- 3 RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)    5  5 1
31/40*HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      17  23  0 42.5  31/34*INEBRIATION (27)          5 10 1
32-33*BLADESMEN (45)            18  25  1 41.9  32/29 RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)     5 10 0
33/29*INEBRIATION (27)          18  26  2 40.9  33-17*BLADESMEN (45)            4  5 0
34/38 KATHOUSE (3)              22  32  0 40.7  34/ 8 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       4  6 0
35/34 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       22  33  1 40.0  35/31 DARK ENCLAVE (16)         4  8 0
36/36*PHILOSOPHERS (60)         13  20  1 39.4  36/38 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        4 11 0
37/37 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)        18  29  1 38.3  37-35*MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)     3  2 0
38/39*CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      17  28  4 37.8  38/41*CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      3  2 0
39/42 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        18  37  4 32.7  39-30*THE BASIK'S OWN (49)      3  7 0
40-43*KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)   12  26  1 31.6  40/40 WAR MACHINE (26)          3 12 0
41/41 WAR MACHINE (26)          17  38  6 30.9  41/39*HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        2  7 0
42/44*HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        10  27  0 27.0  42-42*KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)   1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Now, you see kids, this is what happens when a tourney quality warrior fights among
scrubs such as yourselves.  I'm sticking nothing in the little box that some
Duelmasters before me have mentioned, as that is beneath me.  Heck, looks like you
all are beneath me.  That is what happens when your combined wit and will is 42.  Get
used to having me as Duelmaster for quite some time.  I have beaten the TP within
challenging distance, and the AB should prove to be easy pickings.

I'll be chatting with you all next turn.  I am sure you all can't wait.

-- Chakhari

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SHADOWSPIRE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Warty Toad and join CLAN LONGBEARD's celebration over their good record this turn.  
5th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for HOUSE OF HEARTS' good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 5-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join THE MONGOLOIDS II's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  9th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad 
is buying drinks for DOC LEGRAND'S LAB's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 2-3-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I 
feel sorry for KNIGHTBLADE, who went 2-2-0 and dropped 11 into 16th.  Here's my pity, 
for what it's worth.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join 
CAROLINA BLUE's celebration over their good record this turn.  20th place, not bad.  
If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for KATHOUSE's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  D2 MIGHTY 
DUCKS is on the way down, falling to 23rd from 12th with a 1-4-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, 
this is too good to be true!  CULT OF BACCHUS has fallen to 34th place after going 
0-5-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Now let's all watch AMERICAN MUSCLE's heads 
swell from their 5-0-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see BARON STONEWALL win a fight and gain 24 
points, terribly.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as ALDEBARAN takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very 
good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't 
you, SHADOWSPIRE?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  RAGNAROK'S WOLVES, I suppose you'll be glad to know 
you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  
And it looks like LA PENTARCHIE avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of 
would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, IMPALA was 
this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I 
can give a little credit to TINNIE TATE of RED IRON KNIGHTS for challenging up by 22 
to DEANA.  TINNIE TATE won to get 56 points of recognition.  And we have CUERVO in a 
challenge, going down 14 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought CUERVO showed 
great skill and promise when he was subdued by SINDY.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SHADOWSPIRE's 
morgue.  More variety.  And sending SICKMAN to the Dark Arena was supposed to be one 
of your better ideas, FUCHI OWNED?  Let's see, 7-4-0.  Pretty good record for a 
living warrior.  A sad one though, for a dead one.  Such is the case for L'HERITIER 
of LA PENTARCHIE.  Tsk.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  KING COBRA, a glorious 3-7-0 
fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad DOC LEGRAND'S LAB.  A big yahoo goes out to 
BUD WISER this turn, for revenging INEBRIATION's bloodfeud against PHILOSOPHERS' 
warrior LAO TZU.  Heh, heh, heh.  It's about time HERIBERT got beat for picking on 
warriors like LLUD.  Bravo, CLAN LONGBEARD.  See you at The Warty Toad.  So, CLAN 
IRONFIST, just going to let CONRAD IRONFIST rot in peace are we?  Bye bye Bloodfeud, 
hello gloating arrogant IMPALA.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the SHADOWSPIRE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALDEBARAN 86                 10   1  0    82       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAKHARI 108                  9   2  0    68       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-BURM WOLFSNARL 113            9   1  0    68       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 '69 MUSTANG BOSS 236          7   4  1    68       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 EDWARD GOREY 222             11   0  0    67       LITERATE LOONS (40)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROLSCH 45                    7   4  1    66       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 JULIUS PEPPERS 63             6   3  1    66       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 ANVIL IRONFIST 84            11   0  0    65       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 SAUCERHEAD THARPE 128         6   4  0    63       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 STRAY CAT 242                 8   2  0    62       ERRATA (44)
 IMPALA 240                    8   3  1    60       ERRATA (44)
 DAGRDRAUG 297                 7   2  0    60       THE DRAUGS (17)
 HA-THRUST! 180                8   2  0    59       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 '69 CHARGER 237               8   3  1    56       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 SPONGE BATH 226               7   4  2    56       AARP (41)
 TINNIE TATE 131               4   6  2    56       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 CHESHIRE RAT 204              7   4  0    55       RODENT CLAN (37)
 EVAN IRONFIST 302             6   2  0    54       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 FLOR 263                      7   1  0    53       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 PLAGUENOG 205                 6   5  0    53       RODENT CLAN (37)
 DJOHEY DJR. 288               6   4  0    53       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COPERNICUS 163               10   1  0    52       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BARON STONEWALL 85            7   4  1    52       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 GARN IRONFIST 373             7   0  0    52       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 DECIMUS 97                    8   3  2    51       WARMASTERS (15)
-ALBERTA CLIPPER 162           7   3  2    51       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 BIG BROTHER 59                4   5  0    48       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 CONSORTIUM? 77                7   4  0    46       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 '76 GRAN TORINO 234           6   5  1    45       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 CHAOS LORD 100                8   3  0    44       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 LAB RAT 330                   6   2  0    44       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 ANGRENDRAUG 105               8   3  0    43       THE DRAUGS (17)
 STUMP 238                     6   5  0    43       ERRATA (44)
-DROP DEAD NED 140             8   1  0    42       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 KRYSTA 41                     7   3  0    42       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 DJAIMZ 168                    5   6  0    42       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 NUYEN NICK 331                4   4  0    42       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 RAWN 323                      2   5  1    42       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 SADLER 129                    8   2  0    41       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 CELEGDRAUG 107                7   4  0    41       THE DRAUGS (17)
 JOAN OF ARC 165               6   5  0    41       DARQUE AGES (29)
-FULL MOON SWOON 127           9   1  0    40       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 DAISY CHAINS 280              7   3  1    40       STREET WALKERS (14)
 CHAUCER 164                   5   6  1    40       DARQUE AGES (29)
 LIATH 398                     4   2  1    40       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 RAEG TROPS 319                6   2  0    39       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
-COFFIN FODDER 420             3   0  2    39       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 BALDSPOT 429                  3   0  1    39       AARP (41)
 J.G. BALLARD 218              5   6  0    38       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 NATTY LIGHT 443               3   0  0    37       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 BUD WISER 276                 7   0  0    36       INEBRIATION (27)
 DA VINCI 166                  6   5  0    36       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SACRED SABLE 335              5   3  0    36       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 DEUCE BIGALOW 407             2   2  1    36       STREET WALKERS (14)
-THETA 123                     7   3  1    35       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 MOUSE OF PAIN 206             7   4  0    35       RODENT CLAN (37)
 DEANA 112                     7   4  0    34       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 LONG NOSE HAIRS 225           6   5  1    34       AARP (41)
 IMPORT-EXPORT 76              5   6  2    34       LA PENTARCHIE (11)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BORNE 214                     7   4  1    33       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114           6   4  2    33       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 '70 SUPERBIRD 233             6   5  0    33       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 MCBAIN 318                    5   4  0    33       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 BRENDAN BEHAN 221             5   6  0    33       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-JUNKYARD DOGMA 294            4   4  2    33       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 POKER FACE 325                4   4  0    33       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 MICEPICK 207                  3   8  0    33       RODENT CLAN (37)
 LYCANTHROPIC LYNX 52          7   4  0    32       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 DIRTY DIANA 91                6   5  1    32       STREET WALKERS (14)
 NIGHTBANE 377                 6   0  0    32       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 CRIMSON 122                   4   7  1    32       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 SENSUAL SHREW 49              8   3  0    31       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 '69 DAYTONA 235               6   5  0    31       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-ALLANA D'RAV 195              5   3  1    31       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
 MIA HAMM 65                   7   3  0    30       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 TCHARLZ 171                   5   6  0    30       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 YRUF 321                      5   3  0    30       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 FOUNTAIN 241                  4   7  0    30       ERRATA (44)
 KREK 213                      6   5  1    29       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 HARDRADA 353                  5   3  0    29       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 LAO TZU 412                   2   3  1    29       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 THE SMALL CAT 74              7   4  1    28       LA PENTARCHIE (11)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LLUD 216                      6   5  0    28       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 JAMES WORTHY 66               5   5  0    28       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 PLATO 365                     4   2  0    28       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 BLOODRUNNER 101               7   4  0    27       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 KIRI FACADE 37                6   5  0    27       KATHOUSE (3)
-SACHE 246                     5   4  0    27       BLADESMEN (45)
 SANGLANT 340                  4   4  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 CEDRIC IRONFIST 303           3   5  0    27       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 FELIX 437                     2   1  0    27       WARMASTERS (15)
-ICICLE 159                    8   2  0    26       JUST CHILLIN (28)
-SNOW CONE 160                 6   4  0    26       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 CHROMIAN 40                   5   5  1    26       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 TURN-PARRY-DODGE 278          5   4  0    26       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
-HARM HEELHACKER 385           4   1  0    26       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 GUTENBERG 167                 7   4  0    25       DARQUE AGES (29)
-COLD STEEL 161                6   4  1    25       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 BLANDUS 371                   5   2  0    24       WARMASTERS (15)
 SNAKE EYES 58                 4   5  1    24       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 GRANITE 118                   4   7  0    24       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-BARODAN 264                   3   5  1    24       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 HO! HA-HA! GUARD! 178         3   7  0    24       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
-POWR GORESLINGER 117          1   9  1    24       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 E.E. CUMMINGS 219             6   5  0    23       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-SHADOW DANCER 334             6   1  0    23       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
-BILEDRIVER 324                3   3  0    23       RAGNAROK'S WOLVES (21)
 NECROMOUSER 203               5   6  1    22       RODENT CLAN (37)
-ALEMA D'RAV 196               5   3  0    22       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
 ANGUS 217                     5   6  0    22       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 DREX 135                      5   6  0    22       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 LUCIUS 93                     4   7  1    22       WARMASTERS (15)
 ALFRED IRONFIST 299           3   5  0    22       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 DJAIK 169                     5   6  0    21       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 4' THICK GLASSES 227          5   6  0    21       AARP (41)
 ROUGE 121                     4   7  2    21       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 THE BIG CAT 75                4   7  0    21       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 TRAJEN 96                     3   8  1    21       WARMASTERS (15)
-DIVINE BOVINE 141             5   4  0    20       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 SHRAPNEL BLAST 258            5   5  0    20       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 SGT. YORK 61                  4   5  1    20       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 BIBIDYBOB 102                 4   7  0    20       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
-BOREC 245                     3   5  0    20       BLADESMEN (45)
 BHUBHA 450                    2   0  0    20       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 SPIN1 182                     4   6  1    19       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
 STELLION 99                   4   7  0    19       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 ZIPPO 239                     4   7  0    19       ERRATA (44)
 BREGDRAUG 103                 4   7  0    19       THE DRAUGS (17)
-DALEK 277                     4   3  0    19       BLADESMEN (45)
 SINDY 445                     1   1  0    19       KATHOUSE (3)
 ASHLYN 355                    5   3  0    18       KATHOUSE (3)
 HERIBERT 337                  4   4  2    18       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 BLOODY JAKE 369               4   3  1    17       WAR MACHINE (26)
-FROSTY 158                    3   7  1    17       JUST CHILLIN (28)
 WHLOTTA ROSIE 423             2   2  0    17       KATHOUSE (3)
 EPICURAS 394                  2   2  0    17       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 MOLTEN SENTRY 470             1   0  0    17       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 INDIA 391                     5   1  0    16       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 TYRA 416                      4   0  0    16       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-VYNAR 244                     3   6  1    16       BLADESMEN (45)
 CUERVO 157                    3   6  1    16       INEBRIATION (27)
 WONDER WOMAN 62               3   6  1    16       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 DORIS 290                     3   6  0    16       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCK E FRESH 432              3   0  0    16       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 HUNTER 120                    2   9  1    16       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 ONYX 453                      2   0  0    16       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 NOROK 426                     2   1  0    16       WAR MACHINE (26)
-MARCUS BRENSON 352            4   3  0    15       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 GWYNNETH 322                  3   5  1    15       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 CHUPACABRON 284               3   6  0    15       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 ADICA 339                     2   6  0    15       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-SLATE SCABROCK 415            2   1  0    15       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 DOMINO 433                    2   1  0    15       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 COSMIC LARVA 471              1   0  0    15       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 BLACK MARIA 435               1   2  0    15       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
-SATAN'S ECHO 370              3   3  1    14       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
-AIRYC ZYRR 267                3   5  0    14       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 RUPERT IRONFIST 301           3   5  0    14       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 PAPA SMURF 60                 2   7  1    14       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 SIMON IRONFIST 414            3   1  1    13       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 GRUL 293                      3   4  0    13       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 EPICTETUS 363                 3   4  0    13       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 BLING BLING CROSBY 282        2   7  0    13       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 CAKE DADDY 434                2   1  0    13       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 GK CHESTERTON 305             2   7  0    13       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 IRON MASK 403                 2   3  0    13       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-GOLOSWIN 401                  2   2  0    12       THE BASIK'S OWN (49)
 GRON DA CAVEMAN 400           3   2  0    11       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
-MELANCHOLY MALT 393           2   2  0    11       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 CONFUCIOUS 364                2   5  0    11       PHILOSOPHERS (60)
 DEXTER 452                    2   0  0    11       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 TY LAWSON 417                 2   1  0    11       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 GENGHIS TRON 285              1   8  0    11       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 LAIS 446                      1   1  0    11       KATHOUSE (3)
 INSURRECTION 410              1   4  0    10       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 MYTHOS 463                    1   0  0    10       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 SNAKE BRADON 411              2   3  0     9       RED IRON KNIGHTS (22)
 WIMPY 408                     2   3  0     9       STREET WALKERS (14)
 SLIM 454                      1   1  0     9       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 KUVERD UPP 438                2   1  0     7       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
-BEER BELLY BILE 381           1   3  1     7       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 JAMESON 449                   1   1  1     5       INEBRIATION (27)
-ANASAZI STORRS 405            1   2  0     5       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
 HARDOR 413                    1   1  0     5       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 BORING!?! 428                 1   2  0     5       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
 SARNDRAUG 469                 1   0  0     3       THE DRAUGS (17)
-SERENITY 404                  0   3  0     3       KNIGHTS OF KEKORAL (35)
 BLUE HAIR 430                 0   3  0     3       AARP (41)
 MURAT 447                     0   2  0     2       WAR MACHINE (26)
 FERAL FERRET 455              0   2  0     2       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 TROG 466                      0   1  0     1       WAR MACHINE (26)
 PHIL FORD 448                 0   1  0     1       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 CAPTAIN MORGAN 468            0   1  0     1       INEBRIATION (27)
-BUZZED BEE 436                0   1  0     1       MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (24)
 IAN STORM 472                 0   1  0     1       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 MILLER 467                    0   1  0     1       INEBRIATION (27)
 FIRECLAW 465                  0   1  0     1       WAR MACHINE (26)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ALUMINUM WALKER 224    5  3 1 AARP 41               POWR GORESLINGER 117    8 REVENGED
AL ZEIMER 397          1  1 0 AARP 41               COOPER 386              7 REVENGED
DEADER 474             0  1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     BLACK ORC 20           11 NONE    
DEAD 473               0  1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     SPYMASTER 22           11 NONE    
DEADEST 475            0  1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     ARENAMASTER 23         11 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SOL 44                 3  4 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     ALBERTA CLIPPER 162     7 REVENGED
WINTERBRAUN 46         4  4 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     DECIMUS 97              8 REVENGED
RED TAIL 47            5  5 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5     ALBERTA CLIPPER 162    10         
CORVOS 354             2  3 0 BLADESMEN 45          COFFIN FODDER 420       9         
ERIC MONTROSS 64       2  4 0 CAROLINA BLUE 9       BARODAN 264             7 REVENGED
STACKHOUSE 409         0  1 0 CAROLINA BLUE 9       SATAN'S ECHO 370        8         
CONRAD IRONFIST 300    3  1 0 CLAN IRONFIST 52      IMPALA 240              7 NOT REVE
URIK 215               4  4 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39     HERIBERT 337            8 JUST REV
BOING! 349             1  3 0 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS 32    JUNKYARD DOGMA 294      8 REVENGED
KING COBRA 51          3  8 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 6   LUCIUS 93              11         
HOWLING HYENA 50       3  5 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 6   ROUGE 121               8 REVENGED
BEREGDRAUG 106         4  6 0 THE DRAUGS 17         DAISY CHAINS 280       10         
RAIN OF EMBERS 262     5  4 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114    10         
FURY SLIVER 368        2  4 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      SPIN1 182              10         
SULFURIC VORTEX 439    1  1 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      COLD STEEL 161         10         
SICKMAN 387            4  2 0 FUCHI OWNED 54        HIGH ELF 19            11 NONE    
LAVENDER 406           0  2 0 FUCHI OWNED 54        JULIUS PEPPERS 63       8         
ONE-EYED JACK 327      3  2 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56    DEUCE BIGALOW 407       8         
TEXAS LONGWHORN 283    2  3 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 51      DECIMUS 97              7 NOT REVE
MAHATMA GUMBY 286      2  3 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 51      BORNE 214               7 NOT REVE
JACK DANIELS 154       2  5 0 INEBRIATION 27        LAO TZU 412             9 JUST REV
KELLIGRRL 33           1  8 0 KATHOUSE 3            SIMON IRONFIST 414      9         
TINR 36                2  5 0 KATHOUSE 3            SGT. YORK 61            7 REVENGED
DA1 464                0  1 0 KNIGHTBLADE 23        DARK CHAMPION 24       11 NONE    
L'HERITIER 73          7  4 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11      BARON STONEWALL 85     11         
TEMPERATE TYRANT 382   1  2 0 MIGHTY MEAD ORCS 24   SNAKE EYES 58           8         
MYK 170                3  6 0 THE MONGOLOIDS II 30  GWYNNETH 322            9 REVENGED
MISTY MEANER 89        3  8 0 STREET WALKERS 14     ARENAMASTER 23         11 NONE    
MOORADIEB 384          1  1 0 TAINTED SAINTS 58     LONG NOSE HAIRS 225     7 NOT REVE
COOPER 386             2  3 1 WAR MACHINE 26        BALDSPOT 429           10         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Murat -- That was a close fight.  The armor definitely saved me. -- Dexter

Barodan -- Wow, I hit everywhere but where I was aiming.  At least I hit hard. --
Liath

Goloswin -- I can't believe I have lost this many.  This is getting old, fast. --
Adica

Bibidybob -- Damn, it's usually more back and forth with me, nicely done. -- Heribert

Bloodrunner -- That was an interesting fight considering two fights ago I couldn't go
two minutes without dropping from exhaustion with the same strat I used against you!
Weird. -- Sanglant

Kellumbo -- Very, very nice.  15-0 in a packed house, sweetness. -- Tripwire

Kayelbe -- Bah!  Be lucky it was only down 10 points.  If you are within challenge
range, expect to be challenged at any point from me.  I don't care if it's down or up
as long as I win. -- Tripwire

All -- Well, I think all of the DA's are done and it's time to start slowly working
my way up.  Hopefully I can get a few challenges through next time. -- Tripwire

Theta -- I hope you got paid well for taking that fall so quickly during your
challenge against me.  Next time dance around a little to at least give the
spectators the illusion that you're not on somebody's payroll.  That was staged,
right? -- Plaguenog

Lab Rat -- Impressive--we need you as part of our clan! -- The Rodent Clan

Anvil Ironfist -- Yes, I know, I should follow my own advice and never take tips from
Mordant Deserter.  I'm still impressed that you managed to get back up after
"crumpling to your knees."  Congrats on the perfect score! -- MicePick

Kellumbo -- Congrats on a well deserved victory!  We're taking notes on the accuracy
of your premonitions for the next time we're able to add something to the Shadowspire
Codex. -- SwineTiger

Elephantman -- Time to take your beating. -- Tripwire

Congrats to Kellumbo for the success of his strategy! -- Le Pentarque

Bile Driver was fighting funny.... -- L'Heritier

Thanks for your comforting words, Lord Xiang!

'69 Mustang Boss -- The two and out syndrome continues with the throne. -- Copernicus

Chakhari -- As mentioned in earlier reports, two is the limit for throne occupancy.
Try and keep with tradition. -- Copernicus

'76 Gran Torino -- I prefer Mustangs. -- Joan of Arc

Tcharlz -- I have this sneaking suspicion that was not the outcome you were hoping
for. -- Copernicus

Bling Bling Crosby -- Love the name and loved the fight result even more!  I wasn't
expecting you to be so forceful though. -- Chaucer

King Cobra -- Short and sweet. -- Da Vinci

Hardrada -- Seem to be a lot of your style and strategy in this arena.  I'm guessing
people are getting tired of my style and strategy, while opting for something
different. -- Gutenberg

Micepick -- I guess it pays to let the other guy/rodent challenge.  The rodents can
be defeated. -- Anvil Ironfist

Consortium? -- It took longer than it had back on turn 2, but the results were still
the same.  You have quite a nice record when I am not your opponent. -- Aldebaran

Gutenburg -- Blech!  That was no fun at all. -- Hardrada

N. Nick -- Well, yeah, that fight really didn't go very well.  Nice challenge.  I
much preferred fighting your teammate. -- Gron da Caveman

Hunter -- Nice down challenge.  It made me feel that much better to whip your butt
across the sands!  My manager wasn't too pleased and may decide to return the favor!
Watch your back. -- Felix

Grolsch -- Well done.  You fought well and put me in my place with that match.  I
guess I deserved that though. -- Decimus

Crambus -- My my, it seems I have touched a nerve there!  You may have killed three
mediocre warriors of mine but two of the three replacements are better than the ones
that you killed.  I hope you find better replacements in the future because I like
the little rivalry we have going! -- DeGotti

Lord Xiang -- I would love a live spy report for this arena but I doubt it will
happen.  I just hate when the same sentence is used like three or four times in the
same report. -- DeGotti

     Hey, if it was funny the first several thousand times, it's still funny, right?
     -- Ed.

Kellumbo -- Me thinks you be in my spot at the top!  Nice three turn record!  Let's
see if I can blemish it for you! -- DeGotti

Gods!  Three warriors killed in one turn!  Well, I guess if they deserved to live
they would have won.... -- Slade

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SICKMAN was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MISTY MEANER was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEADER was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DEAD was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEADEST was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
LAB RAT was vanquished by JULIUS PEPPERS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
CEDRIC IRONFIST was overpowered by IMPALA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
BUD WISER defeated LAO TZU in a action packed 3 minute Bloodfeud melee.
BLOODY JAKE was vanquished by BALDSPOT in a popular 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
HA-THRUST! was unbelievably bested by EDWARD GOREY in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
CHESHIRE RAT was beaten by '69 MUSTANG BOSS in a popular 1 minute Challenge melee.
DECIMUS overpowered TCHARLZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
'76 GRAN TORINO bested DIRTY DIANA in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
CONSORTIUM? was savagely defeated by GROLSCH in a 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
LIATH was overcome by '69 CHARGER in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
FLOR was outwaited by ANVIL IRONFIST in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge bout.
SAUCERHEAD THARPE handily defeated JOAN OF ARC in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
KRYSTA was viciously subdued by SPONGE BATH in a 2 minute gory Challenge brawl.
EVAN IRONFIST overpowered LYCANTHROPIC LYNX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DAGRDRAUG beat PLAGUENOG in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
BLANDUS was viciously subdued by DJAIMZ in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
NUYEN NICK overpowered ANGUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BARON STONEWALL narrowly killed L'HERITIER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
CELEGDRAUG handily defeated GUTENBERG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
IMPORT-EXPORT subdued HO! HA-HA! GUARD! in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
YRUF was defeated by ANGRENDRAUG in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
INDIA was savagely defeated by CRIMSON in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
CHROMIAN was narrowly defeated by J.G. BALLARD in a 3 minute Challenge match.
RAEG TROPS viciously subdued SANGLANT in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
DREX was handily defeated by STUMP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
BRENDAN BEHAN was beaten by SADLER in a action packed 3 minute Challenge competition.
MICEPICK was defeated by DJOHEY DJR. in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TINNIE TATE vanquished DEANA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DORIS was outlasted by NIGHTBANE in a 12 minute gory Challenge match.
'70 SUPERBIRD overpowered E.E. CUMMINGS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LUCIUS killed KING COBRA in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
HARDRADA subdued DJAIK in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge contest.
BREGDRAUG was overpowered by JAMES WORTHY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
GRUL was savagely defeated by TRAJEN in a 2 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
MIA HAMM overcame THE BIG CAT in a 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
'69 DAYTONA luckily beat BIBIDYBOB in a 2 minute brutal Challenge conflict.
CUERVO was vanquished by SINDY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
POKER FACE vanquished SIMON IRONFIST in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
NECROMOUSER was subdued by MCBAIN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge competition.
FELIX overpowered EPICTETUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HARDOR lost to ADICA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge duel.
TYRA subdued GENGHIS TRON in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
BLUE HAIR was viciously subdued by ALFRED IRONFIST in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
ONYX beat BLING BLING CROSBY in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
CAKE DADDY overcame KUVERD UPP in a 2 minute brutal novice's Challenge conflict.
DUCK E FRESH outlasted INSURRECTION in a 8 minute novice's Challenge battle.
IRON MASK was savagely defeated by SACRED SABLE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
CHAKHARI was overcome by ALDEBARAN in a exciting 1 minute Title duel.
COPERNICUS savagely defeated BLOODRUNNER in a 5 minute brutal conflict.
DEUCE BIGALOW was narrowly defeated by GARN IRONFIST in a 6 minute battle.
MOUSE OF PAIN was defeated by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute bout.
STRAY CAT handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal mismatched contest.
FOUNTAIN was bested by DAISY CHAINS in a 2 minute brutal battle.
LONG NOSE HAIRS was bested by CHAOS LORD in a 2 minute fight.
ZIPPO was devastated by RAWN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BORNE devastated CONFUCIOUS in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
SENSUAL SHREW defeated RUPERT IRONFIST in a 3 minute duel.
NATTY LIGHT devastated SPIN1 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASHLYN was devastated by CHAUCER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DA VINCI overpowered GWYNNETH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROUGE lost to THE SMALL CAT in a 2 minute match.
HUNTER was handily defeated by TURN-PARRY-DODGE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
GRANITE luckily beat CHUPACABRON in a 5 minute gory struggle.
GK CHESTERTON was savagely defeated by KIRI FACADE in a exciting 3 minute brawl.
HERIBERT lost to LLUD in a popular 3 minute bout.
PLATO defeated SHRAPNEL BLAST in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
STELLION was unbelievably bested by NOROK in a 5 minute match.
WONDER WOMAN was overpowered by KREK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SGT. YORK narrowly defeated WIMPY in a 2 minute bloody duel.
PAPA SMURF was beaten by EPICURAS in a exciting 3 minute match.
SNAKE EYES overpowered FERAL FERRET in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
4' THICK GLASSES was luckily beaten by BHUBHA in a 3 minute brawl.
BORING!?! was subdued by DEXTER in a 1 minute beginner's match.
WHLOTTA ROSIE bested PHIL FORD in a 2 minute novice's battle.
TY LAWSON narrowly defeated TROG in a 3 minute brutal beginner's duel.
SNAKE BRADON was handily defeated by MOLTEN SENTRY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DOMINO won victory over FIRECLAW in a 2 minute bloody novice's fight.
BLACK MARIA subdued JAMESON in a 6 minute amateur's fray.
GRON DA CAVEMAN lost to COSMIC LARVA in a 1 minute novice's match.
LAIS devastated MURAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SLIM savagely defeated MILLER in a action packed 3 minute gory novice's match.
CAPTAIN MORGAN was outlasted by SARNDRAUG in a unpopular 12 minute novice's fray.
IAN STORM was overpowered by MYTHOS in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 33         TOTAL PARRY      181 -  91 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  29         PARRY-LUNGE       60 -  55 -  4      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     22         WALL OF STEEL    135 - 124 -  7      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   21         SLASHING ATTACK   89 -  91 -  6      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         AIMED BLOW        77 -  84 -  5      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK   177 - 219 - 15      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  34 -  7      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK  169 - 219 - 13      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         BASHING ATTACK    87 - 133 -  9      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-STRIKE      31 -  62 -  4      33  |

Turn  11 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 15         3  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     12 -  9     STRIKING ATTACK   15 - 18         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 10         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY       11 - 11                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ALDEBARAN 86               10   1  0   82 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHAKHARI 108                9   2  0   68 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
TOTAL PARRY      EDWARD GOREY 222           11   0  0   67 LITERATE LOONS (40)
BASHING ATTACK   JULIUS PEPPERS 63           6   3  1   66 CAROLINA BLUE (9)
WALL OF STEEL    ANVIL IRONFIST 84          11   0  0   65 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
AIMED BLOW       STRAY CAT 242               8   2  0   62 ERRATA (44)
PARRY-LUNGE      HA-THRUST! 180              8   2  0   59 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
LUNGING ATTACK   '69 CHARGER 237             8   3  1   56 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    LONG NOSE HAIRS 225         6   5  1   34 AARP (41)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROLSCH 45.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
INSURRECTION 410.  The ten other most popular fighters were HA-THRUST! 180, LAO TZU 
412, FLOR 263, ANVIL IRONFIST 84, PLAGUENOG 205, ALFRED IRONFIST 299, SACRED SABLE 
335, LLUD 216, 4' THICK GLASSES 227, and SLIM 454.

The least popular fighter this week was SARNDRAUG 469.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NIGHTBANE 377, BLOODRUNNER 101, JAMESON 449, IAN STORM 472, CAPTAIN 
MORGAN 468, MILLER 467, MURAT 447, GRON DA CAVEMAN 400, FIRECLAW 465, and SNAKE 
BRADON 411.