DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/18/2007    Duedate: 07/31/2007

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-14

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

'76 GRAN TORINO
AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
(81-234) [9-5-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

'76 GRAN TORINO                GARK
AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)           4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)
(81-234) [9-5-1,103]           (81-512) [1-0-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GROLSCH                        BLAIR HAMMERTOE
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)            BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
(81-45) [8-6-1,61]             (81-114) [7-6-2,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KNIGHTBLADE (23)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)       85
2. CLAN LONGBEARD (39)         57      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
3. RODENT CLAN (37)            55      Unchartered Team
4. D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)        52
5. ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)         37      4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)      5   0  1  100   1/ 2 KNIGHTBLADE (23)         12  3 0
 2- 1*BLACK ROSE (47)            7   3  0 70.0   2/ 1 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)     11  4 0
 3/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)      47  23  1 67.1   3/ 6 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)     10  5 1
 4/ 4 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      44  26  3 62.9   4/10 FUCHI OWNED (54)         10  5 0
 5/ 3 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     44  26  1 62.9   5/23 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)     10  5 0
 6/ 5 KNIGHTBLADE (23)          43  26  0 62.3   6/14 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        9  6 0
 7- 6 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       33  23  1 58.9   7/12 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        9  6 0
 8/ 7 DARQUE AGES (29)          41  29  1 58.6   8/13 WAR MACHINE (26)          9  6 0
 9/ 9 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        39  31  3 55.7   9/ 9 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      8  7 0
10/ 8 THE DRAUGS (17)           39  31  0 55.7  10/ 3 THE DRAUGS (17)           8  7 0
11/11 ERRATA (44)               34  30  1 53.1  11/24 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       8  7 0
12/15 FUCHI OWNED (54)          31  29  0 51.7  12/ 4 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      8  7 0
13/14 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       36  34  2 51.4  13/ 5 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)     7  7 0
14/19 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)      33  32  1 50.8  14/ 8 KATHOUSE (3)              7  8 1
15/16 RODENT CLAN (37)          35  34  1 50.7  15/17 DARQUE AGES (29)          7  8 0
16/10 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    32  33  4 49.2  16/38 RODENT CLAN (37)          7  8 0
17/18 LITERATE LOONS (40)       34  36  1 48.6  17/18 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       7  8 0
18-17 DARK ENCLAVE (16)         27  29  1 48.2  18/ 7 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/12 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)     33  36  0 47.8  19/21 BLADESMEN (45)            7  8 0
20/13 AARP (41)                 32  35  5 47.8  20/15 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    6  9 1
21/20 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    32  38  1 45.7  21/20 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    6  9 0
22-22 CAROLINA BLUE (9)         25  30  1 45.5  22/29*AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)    6  9 0
23/27 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      25  30  0 45.5  23/ 0*4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)     5  0 1
24-23*DAGGERS DEEP (55)         20  24  2 45.5  24/ 0 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        5  4 0
25/21 CLAN IRONFIST (52)        24  31  1 43.6  25-19 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)        5  5 0
26/24 BLADESMEN (45)            25  33  1 43.1  26/32 LITERATE LOONS (40)       5 10 1
27/34 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       30  40  1 42.9  27-26 DARK ENCLAVE (16)         4  4 1
28-28 STREET WALKERS (14)       25  34  4 42.4  28-31 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       4  5 0
29/29 KATHOUSE (3)              29  40  1 42.0  29/27 ERRATA (44)               4  6 0
30-30 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      21  29  3 42.0  30-22 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      4  6 0
31/31 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)      25  35  4 41.7  31/11 WARMASTERS (15)           4 11 0
32/26 WARMASTERS (15)           29  41  4 41.4  32-34*BLACK ROSE (47)           3  2 0
33-33 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)        23  34  1 40.4  33-16 CAROLINA BLUE (9)         3  7 0
34/35*AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)     6   9  0 40.0  34/36 INEBRIATION (27)          3  7 0
35/32 INEBRIATION (27)          21  33  2 38.9  35/30 AARP (41)                 3 10 0
36/38 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        27  43  4 38.6  36/33 CLAN IRONFIST (52)        3 12 0
37/37 WAR MACHINE (26)          26  44  6 37.1  37-28*DAGGERS DEEP (55)         2  3 0
38/ 0 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        15  31  0 32.6  38-37 STREET WALKERS (14)       2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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     So there I was, layin' on the ground like some lazy good fer nothin fool, lookin
up at this grinnin' idiot who was comin' at me with a scimitar...and ta make matters
worse, I had already given this fella a solid beatin' dwarven-steel style on my first
fight here in Shadowspire.
     I've never much liked the thought of losin', much less to some flashy
lightweight kid who, after less than a minute of swingin' that scimitar around starts
breathin like my great grandmother after she's done a full day's work on the forge.
     But here I am, layin' on the sands, my helmet still ringing from that kid's last
swing...thinkin about old great gran again.  I can hear her now, yellin' at me from
the grave and threatenin' to make me fetch her forge hammer.  Tellin' me that no
Ironfist has ever been one to give up or tuck tail in the face of a challenge.
     The clang of steel bouncin' off my plate greaves brings me back to the moment.
This kid is practically droolin' over himself thinkin' he's got me beat.
     I let him take another shot, then roll to tha side and get back to my feet.  He
wasn't much expectin' that...I can see it in his eyes.  That's right boy, plate armor
doesn't slow a real dwarf down.  I call him boy because he's got one of those silly
nonsense arena names that I can't make much sense out of.
     He musters up what little energy he seems ta have left and comes at me hard.
Eager for a kill, are ya now boy?  I swat his blade aside with my own a few times,
seein' what he's got left in him.  Then he twists around and shoves that sword o' his
right inta my side...and all bets are off.
     No more playin' around.
     I duck low, slicing up with my scimitar, knockin' the kid onto his back.  I
would've taken a moment ta smile at the irony, but my side was poundin' and my blood
was runnin hot so I put him to tha sword.
     Wasn't much ta do after that, he started crawlin' away, lookin' this way and
that...hopin' fer someone ta roll in and save tha day.  Turns out the Arenamaster was
feelin' kinder than I was, and gave the sign ta end the fight.
     As I walked outa the arena, I felt a good bit o' pride.  Nine fights, nine wins.
I suppose some o' my kin might not think much o' me fer leavin' the clan behind and
joinin up with Vindictus ta fight fer Knightblade instead o' fighting alongside my
brothers...but that's another story all together, an now ain't tha time to be
worryin' about that.  Now is tha' time to enjoy victory and a barrel of Ale!
     Clan or not, the name Garn Ironfist ain't one ta be takin' lightly.

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Chesterton Rambles On

     Chesterton lumbered down the street.  It was a distinctive lumber.  Most
lumberers could be better described as waddlers.  Their bloated bellies protrude out
forcing their shoulders back, so that when they walk it's more of a shuffle.  Legs
and feet wide apart, facing outwards in such a way that the lower half of the body
actually precedes the upper.  Feet, legs, and gut pushed forward, chest, shoulders,
and head pulled back.  Your average plumber, retired fireman, or mid-level bureaucrat
lumbers in just such a manner.  It's the instantly recognizable movement of a weeble
shaped body.  But not so with Chesterton, in fact, quite the opposite.
     Chesterton's bulk didn't eminate from his midsection, his absurd mass was
entirely focused up top, in his shoulders and chest.  His upper body was so
overdeveloped that his head had all but disappeared, enveloped by mountainous
shoulders and protruding chest.  His massive muscles had squeezed his bald head so
far down and in, that from behind, he appeared almost headless.  Just a continuous
flat shelf from shoulder to shoulder.
     As Chesterton lumbered toward the pawnshop he was filled with apprehension.
'What the hell am I doing here?', he thought.  'Do I really need a new weapon just
because I keep losing with this one?  What's so bad about losing anyway?  I've met
plenty of nice and kindly, gentle losers along the way.'
     Chesterton was a man of few thoughts, and those that came to him were generally
vapid, cowardly and incoherent.  In sharp contrast to the power of his shoulders and
biceps, his brain muscle was as weak as a middle-aged housewife's libido.
Chesterton's mind wandered, sporadically, from thoughts of female empowerment and
human understanding, to thoughts of cotton tails, kittens, and puffy clouds.  The
latter views always being more reasonable.  If his brain had any comparison at all,
it would be to that of a butter knife.  Dull and incapable of cutting, but useful, in
its own way, of spreading soft malleable ideas.
     'If I must,' thought Chesterton in front of the pawnbroker, 'it's worthwhile
trading in a sword for a shield, since violence only begets violence, and only he
who's without sin should cast the first stone.  But on the other hand, we all know
that swords don't cause violence, sword owners cause violence.'  Chesterton thought
as deeply as his little brain was capable on this last cliche, but came to no
conclusions.  Besides, the decision had already been made.  So Chesterton pushed his
shiny little sword across the pawnbroker's counter, and received in return, a shiny
little shield.
     As he wandered, stooping, from the store, Chesterton had one last final feeble
thought.  'Hey, why not both a shield and a sword?  After all, you should never put
all your babies in one basket, cause if that basket should break...hmmm, didn't that
bunny in the cage have the cutest floppy ears?'  [Such is life that incoherent
ramblings, without beginning or end, traverse the billowy sands of Shadowspire.  No
worthwhile questions asked, or sensible answers given.  Only dreams of cute little
kittens, before their jaws and teeth are strong enough to break skin, and they have
to be put to sleep].

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

yawn

Another fight, another win, another four skills, another two ratings, another turn
atop the arena that is Shadowspire.

Well met fine warriors...well, I see you all down there...not sure how many of you
are fine warriors, but meh.  I am Chakhari, your tourney worthy duelmaster.  It pains
me to know that the TC that is rightfully mine will not happen in a few weeks.  I beg
Kellumbo to let me fight, but he simply says no.  I'll have to be content to beat up
on the riff raff here.

Last turn's challenges and avoids went as planned, with Saucerhead simply being
overmatched.  Let's see if a parry-lunge can possibly learn enough skills in twelve
fights to stop the power that is Chakhari.

Until we meet next turn, I am Chakhari, and I am your tourney worthy Duelmaster.

-- Chakhari

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SHADOWSPIRE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, AMERICAN MUSCLE, since 
KNIGHTBLADE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The Welcome 
Wench is buying drinks for D2 MIGHTY DUCKS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 5-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Welcome Wench and join ALE HOUSE MERCS' celebration over their good record this 
turn.  11th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for RODENT CLAN's 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 4-1-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  Look out below!  DRAGONBANE GUILD is on the way down, falling to 18th from 
7th with a 2-3-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Oh, this is too good to be true!  WARMASTERS has 
fallen to 31st place after going 0-5-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Gee, I'm 
impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, FUCHI OWNED, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  SHADOWSPIRE saw the first turn for 4-LETTER 
CAVEMAN, a 5-0-1, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice.  Take 
note friends, take note.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see KREK win a 
fight and gain 27 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KREK beat SENSUAL SHREW and SENSUAL 
SHREW lost 21 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like SHADOWSPIRE has some 
guts at least, CHAKHARI the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  '76 
GRAN TORINO challenged SHADOWSPIRE's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's 
out with the old, in with the new, as '76 GRAN TORINO takes the Title and last week's 
bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and 
bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS was the most 
avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks 
like KELLUMBO'S KIDS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, 
TROG challenged up 31 to take on EDWARD GOREY of LITERATE LOONS.  But here's a pretty 
tale--TROG did lose the fight, but gained 9 worth of recognition.  Some long shots 
can pay off, I guess.  I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but 
GUTENBERG has challenged up by 26 in an attempt against IMPALA.  Well, ok, the 
upstart knave (where've I heard that before?) won this match and gained 19 points to 
boot!  Ha ha ha, IMPALA.  I notice GRANITE challenging down 24 points to fight 
SEDUCTION HAMMER, BATTLE GRUNTS doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult 
to honor.  And golly gee, GRANITE bested SEDUCTION HAMMER.  Aren't we all surprised 
and impressed?  Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, CELEGDRAUG was challenged by 
MURAT, who was ranked 27 points below her.  And sure, MURAT lost alright, but gained 
1 recognition for his pains.  And pains they may indeed be!  And we have DECIMUS in a 
challenge, going down 11 points for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought DECIMUS showed 
great skill and promise when he was bested by LAB RAT.  All right, so I slept through 
it!  Big deal!   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SHADOWSPIRE's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 '76 GRAN TORINO 234           9   5  1   103       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HA-THRUST! 180               11   2  0    97       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COPERNICUS 163               13   1  0    89       DARQUE AGES (29)
 CHAKHARI 108                 11   3  1    88       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 PLAGUENOG 205                 8   6  0    79       RODENT CLAN (37)
 ANVIL IRONFIST 84            13   1  0    69       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 GARN IRONFIST 373             9   1  0    69       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 '69 MUSTANG BOSS 236          8   6  1    69       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 EDWARD GOREY 222             13   1  0    68       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 '70 SUPERBIRD 233             9   5  0    68       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEANA 112                    10   4  0    66       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 STRAY CAT 242                 9   3  0    66       ERRATA (44)
 NUYEN NICK 331                6   5  0    66       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 BURM WOLFSNARL 113           10   3  0    65       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 KREK 213                      8   6  1    63       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 MOUSE OF PAIN 206             9   5  0    62       RODENT CLAN (37)
 CONSORTIUM? 77               10   4  0    61       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 CHESHIRE RAT 204              9   4  0    61       RODENT CLAN (37)
 GROLSCH 45                    8   6  1    61       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 JOAN OF ARC 165               8   6  0    60       DARQUE AGES (29)
-KRYSTA 41                     9   3  0    59       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 LAB RAT 330                   8   3  0    58       FUCHI OWNED (54)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 '69 CHARGER 237              10   4  1    56       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-RAWN 323                      3   5  1    56       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 BIG BROTHER 59                6   6  0    54       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 HUNTER 120                    5   9  1    51       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 NATTY LIGHT 443               5   1  0    51       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 ANGRENDRAUG 105              10   4  0    50       THE DRAUGS (17)
 DAGRDRAUG 297                 8   4  0    50       THE DRAUGS (17)
 THE SMALL CAT 74              9   5  1    49       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 GUTENBERG 167                 9   5  0    49       DARQUE AGES (29)
 KIRI FACADE 37                8   6  1    49       KATHOUSE (3)
 DREX 135                      8   6  0    49       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 DJAIK 169                     7   7  0    49       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 STUMP 238                     7   6  0    49       ERRATA (44)
-CHAOS LORD 100                9   4  0    48       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 HARDRADA 353                  8   3  0    48       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 DJOHEY DJR. 288               7   6  0    48       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 MCBAIN 318                    7   5  0    47       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 DECIMUS 97                    9   5  2    45       WARMASTERS (15)
 BUD WISER 276                 9   0  0    44       INEBRIATION (27)
-JULIUS PEPPERS 63             6   5  1    44       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 FELIX 437                     4   2  0    44       WARMASTERS (15)
 TROG 466                      2   2  0    44       WAR MACHINE (26)
 CRIMSON 122                   6   8  1    43       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 IMPALA 240                    8   5  1    42       ERRATA (44)
 SHADOW DANCER 334             9   1  0    41       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 ANGUS 217                     8   6  0    41       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114           7   6  2    41       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
-RAEG TROPS 319                7   2  0    41       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 THE BIG CAT 75                6   8  0    41       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 HO! HA-HA! GUARD! 178         5   8  0    41       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
-DIRTY DIANA 91                7   5  1    40       STREET WALKERS (14)
 BRENDAN BEHAN 221             7   7  1    40       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 IMPORT-EXPORT 76              6   8  2    40       LA PENTARCHIE (11)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TYRA 416                      6   1  0    39       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 SENSUAL SHREW 49             10   4  0    38       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 SPONGE BATH 226               8   6  2    38       AARP (41)
 ASHLYN 355                    7   4  0    38       KATHOUSE (3)
 LLUD 216                      7   7  0    37       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 SPIN1 182                     6   7  1    37       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
 DJAIMZ 168                    7   7  1    36       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 BLOODY JAKE 369               7   3  1    36       WAR MACHINE (26)
-FLOR 263                      7   3  0    36       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 GENGHIS TRON 285              3   9  0    36       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 '69 DAYTONA 235               8   6  0    35       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 LONG NOSE HAIRS 225           7   7  1    35       AARP (41)
 SACHE 246                     7   5  0    35       BLADESMEN (45)
 TURN-PARRY-DODGE 278          7   5  0    35       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
 ROUGE 121                     6   8  2    35       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 BLACK MARIA 435               4   2  0    35       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 CELEGDRAUG 107                9   5  0    34       THE DRAUGS (17)
-MIA HAMM 65                   8   4  0    34       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 BARON STONEWALL 85            7   7  1    34       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 BLING BLING CROSBY 282        4   8  0    34       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAISY CHAINS 280              7   4  1    33       STREET WALKERS (14)
 POKER FACE 325                5   6  0    33       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 RUPERT IRONFIST 301           4   7  0    33       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
-DEXTER 452                    4   0  0    33       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 LYCANTHROPIC LYNX 52          9   5  0    32       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 DOMINO 433                    4   2  0    32       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 SACRED SABLE 335              6   5  0    31       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 MYTHOS 463                    4   0  0    31       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 TCHARLZ 171                   6   8  0    30       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 GRANITE 118                   6   8  0    30       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 BALDSPOT 429                  4   2  1    30       AARP (41)
-BLOODRUNNER 101               8   5  0    29       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 BORNE 214                     7   7  1    29       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-CHROMIAN 40                   6   6  1    29       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 J.G. BALLARD 218              6   8  0    29       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-LIATH 398                     4   4  1    29       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-DEUCE BIGALOW 407             2   3  1    29       STREET WALKERS (14)
-JAMES WORTHY 66               6   6  0    28       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 POWDER HOUND 479              2   1  0    28       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 SNAKE EYES 58                 6   6  1    27       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 CHAUCER 164                   5   9  1    27       DARQUE AGES (29)
-YRUF 321                      5   4  0    27       DAGGERS DEEP (55)
 POWR GORESLINGER 117          3  10  1    27       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 DA VINCI 166                  6   8  0    26       DARQUE AGES (29)
 E.E. CUMMINGS 219             6   8  0    26       LITERATE LOONS (40)
-BIBIDYBOB 102                 5   8  1    26       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 SGT. YORK 61                  5   7  1    26       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 ORC CHOPS 490                 2   0  0    25       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 INDIA 391                     7   2  0    24       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-SHRAPNEL BLAST 258            6   6  0    24       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 BREGDRAUG 103                 5   9  0    24       THE DRAUGS (17)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIGHTBANE 377                 7   2  0    23       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 FOUNTAIN 241                  5   8  0    23       ERRATA (44)
 ZIPPO 239                     5   8  0    23       ERRATA (44)
-STELLION 99                   5   8  0    23       DARK ENCLAVE (16)
 LUCIUS 93                     4  10  1    23       WARMASTERS (15)
 GARK 512                      1   0  0    23       4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)
 BLANDUS 371                   6   4  0    22       WARMASTERS (15)
-HERIBERT 337                  5   5  2    22       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALEK 277                     5   5  0    22       BLADESMEN (45)
 JAN 476                       2   1  0    22       BLADESMEN (45)
 VYNAR 244                     4   8  1    21       BLADESMEN (45)
 PAPA SMURF 60                 4   8  1    21       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 WONDER WOMAN 62               4   8  1    21       CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
 BOREC 245                     4   7  0    21       BLADESMEN (45)
 WHLOTTA ROSIE 423             4   3  0    21       KATHOUSE (3)
 TRAJEN 96                     3  11  1    21       WARMASTERS (15)
-ADICA 339                     3   7  0    21       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-LADY NIGHTSHADE 253           2   0  0    21       BLACK ROSE (47)
 SATAN'S ECHO 370              5   4  1    20       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 CHUPACABRON 284               4   8  0    20       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 COMMANDER HAMMER 459          3   0  0    20       AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
 BORING!?! 428                 2   4  0    20       D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
 GURG 515                      1   0  0    20       4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)
-SANGLANT 340                  4   6  0    18       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 DUCK E FRESH 432              4   2  0    18       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 NOROK 426                     4   2  0    18       WAR MACHINE (26)
 CUERVO 157                    3   8  1    18       INEBRIATION (27)
-IAN STORM 472                 1   2  0    18       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 CEDRIC IRONFIST 303           3   8  0    17       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 CAKE DADDY 434                3   3  0    17       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
-MOLTEN SENTRY 470             2   1  0    17       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 CYRUS IRONFIST 486            2   0  0    17       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 ABBEY LEFFE 498               1   1  0    17       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 GRON DA CAVEMAN 400           4   4  0    16       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 HARM HEELHACKER 385           4   4  0    16       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
-WIMPY 408                     3   3  0    16       STREET WALKERS (14)
 SLIM 454                      2   3  0    16       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
-LADY DREAMWEAVR 255           2   0  0    16       BLACK ROSE (47)
 GK CHESTERTON 305             2  10  0    16       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 THAK 514                      1   0  1    16       4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)
 ONYX 453                      4   1  0    15       FUCHI OWNED (54)
-DEATH KNIGHT 256              1   1  0    15       BLACK ROSE (47)
 SIMON IRONFIST 414            3   4  1    14       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
-HARDOR 413                    2   2  0    14       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 DOWNTOWN BROWN 477            2   1  0    14       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
-INSURRECTION 410              2   5  0    13       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 THAG 513                      1   0  0    13       4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)
 NURM 511                      1   0  0    13       4-LETTER CAVEMAN (65)
 IRON MASK 403                 2   6  0    12       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 ETHER BUNNY 517               1   0  0    12       RODENT CLAN (37)
 SARNDRAUG 469                 3   1  0    10       THE DRAUGS (17)
-COSMIC LARVA 471              2   1  0    10       ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
 PERFECT 10 HAMMER 462         1   2  0    10       AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
-PHIL FORD 448                 1   2  0    10       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 LAIS 446                      2   3  0     9       KATHOUSE (3)
-TY LAWSON 417                 2   3  0     9       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 BHUBHA 450                    2   3  0     9       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 BLACK ARROW 489               1   1  0     8       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 B FEUD BAIT HAMMER 461        2   1  0     7       AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
 SINDY 445                     1   4  0     7       KATHOUSE (3)
 FERAL FERRET 455              1   4  0     7       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
 PANDORA 488                   1   1  0     6       KNIGHTBLADE (23)
 MILLER 467                    1   2  0     5       INEBRIATION (27)
 MURAT 447                     0   5  0     5       WAR MACHINE (26)
-LADY DEATH 257                1   1  0     4       BLACK ROSE (47)
 WOEFUL WOLVERINE 484          1   1  0     4       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
-LADY BLACKTHORN 254           1   1  0     4       BLACK ROSE (47)
 CAPTAIN MORGAN 468            0   3  0     3       INEBRIATION (27)
 SEDUCTION HAMMER 458          0   3  0     3       AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
 TEMPTRESS HAMMER 460          0   3  0     3       AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
 GARTH IRONFIST 485            0   2  0     2       CLAN IRONFIST (52)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANDI CAIN 480                0   1  0     1       STREET WALKERS (14)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGAR 4    0  1 0   1                   THAK 514               14 NONE    
RUG SACRIFICE 1 509    0  1 0 AARP 41               MOUNTAIN TROLL 18      14 NONE    
RUG SACRIFICE 2 510    0  1 0 AARP 41               MOUNTAIN TROLL 18      14 NONE    
ALFRED IRONFIST 299    3  6 0 CLAN IRONFIST 52      KIRI FACADE 37         12         
EVAN IRONFIST 302      6  3 0 CLAN IRONFIST 52      DJAIMZ 168             12 REVENGED
KUVERD UPP 438         2  2 0 DAGGERS DEEP 55       BIBIDYBOB 102          12         
KING COBRA 51          3  8 0 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB 6   LUCIUS 93              11 REVENGED
ALDEBARAN 86          10  2 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13   CHAKHARI 108           12         
BEREGDRAUG 106         4  6 0 THE DRAUGS 17         DAISY CHAINS 280       10 REVENGED
RAIN OF EMBERS 262     5  4 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114    10 NOT REVE
FURY SLIVER 368        2  4 0 ETERNAL ABYSS 48      SPIN1 182              10 NOT REVE
JAMESON 449            1  3 1 INEBRIATION 27        SHEWISH GIANT 21       14 NONE    
DA2 516                0  1 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11      SHEWISH GIANT 21       14 NONE    
L'HERITIER 73          7  4 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11      BARON STONEWALL 85     11 REVENGED
DOC LEGRAND'S RAT 518  0  1 0 RODENT CLAN 37        SHEWISH GIANT 21       14 NONE    
FIRECLAW 465           2  2 0 WAR MACHINE 26        BRENDAN BEHAN 221      14         
COOPER 386             2  3 1 WAR MACHINE 26        BALDSPOT 429           10 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lais -- Ya hit like a huge fallin' boulder, thats fer sure.  'Tis a shame fer you
that it takes more than a few oversized rocks ta put down this dwarf! -- Mythos

Snake Eyes -- Next time, try to stay on yer feet there bud. -- Drex

'69 Mustang Boss -- I was thinkin' that a manager who calls himself Elephant would
have a good memory.  Looks like that ain't the case, as I had ta remind him how
things play out when he sends a lightweight up against a mountain made dwarven
warrior.  Best be keepin a rein on yer challenges or ya might end up in a body bag
next time.  We still owe ya self proclaimed 'muscle' folk a few graves, after all. --
Garn Ironfist

Bibidybob -- As a child of the shadows, I expected more from one who fights for the
Dark Enclave. -- Shadow Dancer

Orc Chops -- Perhaps I shouldn't have opened that box. -- Pandora

Rillion -- Thanks for the nice words. -- DK

Den -- At first I had to chuckle, as I read your PA, and was like...Den, who the heck
is Den....  It is never good when you start to talk smack, and the person you are
talking to has no clue who you are.  So, I looked you up, and I must say that your
53% win/loss record is rather unimpressive.  You know what they say about letting
sleeping dogs lie...well, let's just say that you have a few challenges and avoids
coming your way for the next few turns.  Let's see if we can't drop you below 50%. --
Detective Kellumbo

Almost...the Dark Champion took some nice halberd hits, but Das de Bol is no more! --
Le Pentarque

After all these unfriendly challenges and a death, we were quite upset, but the last
posts from the Dragonbane guild were very decent, so we won't try to kill Baron
Stonewall, who offered us some splendid fights (and learns!). -- La Pentarchie

You're so right about Aldebaran, I will try to improve my timing...and I can only
wish you the dethroning of Chakhari, if you want to revenge him...but well, that
defeat won't come from us, little frogs. -- Consortium ?

Andruil the Ancient -- Good challenges on your part.  You are a worthy opponent and I
salute you for only challenging up the ranks.  I too follow the same path.  I wish
your warriors much success (just not so much against mine). -- Slade mgr. of Eternal
Abyss

Spin1 -- Well I had to try. A good fight at least.  You are better than your record
reveals. -- Shrapnel Blast

Lycanthropic Lynx -- Ouch!  That's likely to leave a mark!  Well done.  You whooped
me good, but I guess I deserved that. -- Lucius

Bregdraug -- Gee, thanks for making me feel better. -- Lucius

Nuyen Nick -- That is how a challenge is supposed to work. -- Anvil Ironfist

Consortium? -- You also have done a fine job of avenging your teammate.  See why I
don't try to kill my opponents? -- Baron Stonewall

Krek -- Nice fight.  Close, but with a nice result in the end. -- Hardrada

Chromian -- Nice challenge.  I have never liked being challenged. -- Gron

Rillion -- I appreciate your comments. -- Nomad

Den -- Sometimes great speeches don't have the results you might hope for. -- Nomad

Cedric Ironfist -- Nice try little one, till we meet again. -- Krek

Dalek -- You sir are a dirty rotten, no good, son of a Convincian. -- Borne

Miller -- I guess the drinks are on you. -- Slim

India -- You must be a distant relative of Dalek. -- Llud

E.E. Cummings -- I couldn't resist the temptation. -- Angus

Hardrada -- You fight much better on your feet. -- Krek

Hunter -- OUCH! -- Borne

E.E. Cummings -- Someone in the GC's office really doesn't like you. -- Angus

Bling Bling Crosby -- How the $@#& did you do that!?! -- Llud

Bloody Jake -- Sure pick on the little guy. -- Slim

To whom it may concern -- I don't know why I've been flaking on personals, but, well,
here's one.  I guess I'm back on track. -- Pauly

Alberta Clipper -- It's a little belated, but hey!  Quit killing my guys.  You're as
cold as ice. -- Pauly

Nuln, Elephant, Hombre -- I hope you guys wrote something, so I have something to
respond to, cause I got nothin' right now. -- Pauly
P.S.  Going for back to back winning turns for the first time since the arena opened.
Yeah, I shouldn't have said anything, but jinxes be damned!

9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately.  If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good.  So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet).  If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos.  We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S.  If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JAMESON was unbelievably slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
RUG SACRIFICE 1 was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUG SACRIFICE 2 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DOC LEGRAND'S RAT was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
CEDRIC IRONFIST was devastated by DJAIMZ in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
'76 GRAN TORINO bested CHAKHARI in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
ANVIL IRONFIST bested GROLSCH in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
'70 SUPERBIRD overpowered CRIMSON in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MCBAIN was vanquished by DEANA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
'69 MUSTANG BOSS vanquished DJOHEY DJR. in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
'69 CHARGER was overpowered by PLAGUENOG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
STRAY CAT defeated ANGRENDRAUG in a exciting 3 minute Challenge match.
NATTY LIGHT bested ASHLYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge conflict.
'69 DAYTONA was demolished by CHESHIRE RAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TROG was beaten by EDWARD GOREY in a 6 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge conflict.
NUYEN NICK overpowered FELIX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
ANGUS overcame TCHARLZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
CHAUCER was devastated by HUNTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
DECIMUS was beaten by LAB RAT in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SHADOW DANCER beat POKER FACE in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
GUTENBERG luckily beat IMPALA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute bloody Challenge fight.
GRANITE devastated SEDUCTION HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MYTHOS won victory over BOREC in a 2 minute novice vs. expert upset Challenge match.
BORNE slimly lost to BLACK MARIA in a 6 minute Challenge fray.
LLUD devastated PAPA SMURF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
TURN-PARRY-DODGE defeated DUCK E FRESH in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
BLOODY JAKE overpowered BREGDRAUG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NIGHTBANE was savagely defeated by GENGHIS TRON in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
BLANDUS was vanquished by DOMINO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SIMON IRONFIST was overcome by FOUNTAIN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BORING!?! overcame TRAJEN in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
NOROK viciously subdued SARNDRAUG in a tiresome 32 minute gory Challenge duel.
ABBEY LEFFE overpowered IRON MASK in a 2 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
MURAT was overpowered by CELEGDRAUG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FIRECLAW was assassinated by BRENDAN BEHAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GARTH IRONFIST was beaten by PANDORA in a 5 minute bloody novice's Challenge fray.
ONYX won victory over SINDY in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
POWDER HOUND demolished CHUPACABRON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MILLER was savagely defeated by SLIM in a exciting 5 minute novice's Challenge fray.
ORC CHOPS handily defeated GRON DA CAVEMAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
HA-THRUST! overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GARN IRONFIST was savagely defeated by COPERNICUS in a 6 minute brutal competition.
SENSUAL SHREW was handily defeated by KREK in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CONSORTIUM? subdued BLAIR HAMMERTOE in a action packed 5 minute bloody duel.
THE SMALL CAT demolished POWR GORESLINGER in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
LYCANTHROPIC LYNX was handily defeated by STUMP in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HARDRADA overcame RUPERT IRONFIST in a 3 minute bloody melee.
MOUSE OF PAIN demolished IMPORT-EXPORT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
JOAN OF ARC overpowered BARON STONEWALL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SACRED SABLE was overpowered by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DREX handily defeated DALEK in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LONG NOSE HAIRS was outwaited by BUD WISER in a monotonous 12 minute brutal bout.
SPONGE BATH was defeated by KIRI FACADE in a 2 minute bout.
SACHE was overcome by DJAIK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
DAGRDRAUG beat SGT. YORK in a 2 minute struggle.
BLING BLING CROSBY subdued E.E. CUMMINGS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
THE BIG CAT overpowered SATAN'S ECHO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ZIPPO was demolished by HO! HA-HA! GUARD! in a popular 3 minute mismatched contest.
SPIN1 vanquished VYNAR in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DA VINCI was overpowered by BALDSPOT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ROUGE devastated WONDER WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TYRA outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 16 minute duel.
WHLOTTA ROSIE slimly won victory over HARM HEELHACKER in a 2 minute battle.
SNAKE EYES handily defeated TEMPTRESS HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CAKE DADDY defeated GK CHESTERTON in a 1 minute bout.
INDIA bested CUERVO in a 5 minute match.
J.G. BALLARD won victory over LUCIUS in a 3 minute duel.
PERFECT 10 HAMMER beat WOEFUL WOLVERINE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
COMMANDER HAMMER defeated BLACK ARROW in a 3 minute beginner's melee.
FERAL FERRET was beaten by ETHER BUNNY in a action packed 1 minute novice's battle.
CAPTAIN MORGAN was defeated by DOWNTOWN BROWN in a 6 minute amateur's fight.
JAN demolished LAIS in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BHUBHA was savagely defeated by CYRUS IRONFIST in a 6 minute gory novice's match.
B FEUD BAIT HAMMER was overpowered by GARK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THAG devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THAK executed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
GURG vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NURM overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 29         TOTAL PARRY      160 - 110 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         WALL OF STEEL    132 - 107 -  4      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     21         SLASHING ATTACK   72 -  71 -  5      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   18         AIMED BLOW        76 -  80 -  2      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         LUNGING ATTACK   165 - 188 -  9      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-LUNGE       54 -  63 -  3      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK  162 - 199 - 11      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  33 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    73 - 110 -  8      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  48 -  2      35  |

Turn  14 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  5         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  8     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   16 - 13     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 12         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         9 -  8     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    14 - 13     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   '76 GRAN TORINO 234         9   5  1  103 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PARRY-LUNGE      HA-THRUST! 180             11   2  0   97 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
WALL OF STEEL    COPERNICUS 163             13   1  0   89 DARQUE AGES (29)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHAKHARI 108               11   3  1   88 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
SLASHING ATTACK  '69 MUSTANG BOSS 236        8   6  1   69 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
TOTAL PARRY      EDWARD GOREY 222           13   1  0   68 LITERATE LOONS (40)
AIMED BLOW       STRAY CAT 242               9   3  0   66 ERRATA (44)
BASHING ATTACK   MOUSE OF PAIN 206           9   5  0   62 RODENT CLAN (37)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GROLSCH 45.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLIM 454, STRAY CAT 
242, TROG 466, IMPALA 240, HO! HA-HA! GUARD! 178, TURN-PARRY-DODGE 278, JAMESON 449, 
DA2 516, POKER FACE 325, and GENGHIS TRON 285.

The least popular fighter this week was NOROK 426.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SARNDRAUG 469, TYRA 416, BUD WISER 276, BHUBHA 450, LONG NOSE HAIRS 
225, GUTENBERG 167, EDWARD GOREY 222, B FEUD BAIT HAMMER 461, LAIS 446, and FERAL 
FERRET 455.