DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/29/2007 Duedate: 09/11/2007
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-17
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
'76 GRAN TORINO
AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
(81-234) [12-5-1,135]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
'76 GRAN TORINO THAG
AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
(81-234) [12-5-1,135] (81-513) [3-1-0,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GROLSCH BALDSPOT
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) AARP (41)
(81-45) [10-7-1,71] (81-429) [6-3-1,35]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ERRATA (44) 50
2. BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 41 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
3. CLAN IRONFIST (52) 41 Unchartered Team
4. BLADE MAGES (66) 36
5. WARMASTERS (15) 32 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 14 6 1 70.0 1/12 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 11 4 1
2/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 58 27 1 68.2 2/ 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 11 4 0
3/ 5 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 53 32 2 62.4 3/ 7 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 10 5 0
4/ 4 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 52 33 3 61.2 4/22 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 9 5 1
5/ 6 KNIGHTBLADE (23) 51 33 0 60.7 5/23 CLAN IRONFIST (52) 9 6 1
6/ 7 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 42 28 2 60.0 6/ 3 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 9 6 1
7/ 3*BLACK ROSE (47) 12 8 0 60.0 7/11 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 9 6 1
8/ 8 DARQUE AGES (29) 50 35 1 58.8 8/15 ERRATA (44) 9 6 1
9/ 9 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 49 36 3 57.6 9/17 KATHOUSE (3) 9 6 0
10/12 ERRATA (44) 43 36 2 54.4 10/ 1*4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 9 6 0
11/10 THE DRAUGS (17) 46 39 0 54.1 11/ 6 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) 9 6 0
12/11 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 43 37 5 53.8 12/ 8 DARQUE AGES (29) 9 6 0
13/13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 43 42 2 50.6 13/16*AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61) 8 7 2
14/15 RODENT CLAN (37) 42 42 1 50.0 14/14 KNIGHTBLADE (23) 8 7 0
15/17 FUCHI OWNED (54) 37 38 1 49.3 15/ 5 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 8 7 0
16/16 LITERATE LOONS (40) 41 44 1 48.2 16/24 THE DRAUGS (17) 7 8 0
17/14 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32) 38 42 1 47.5 17/ 9 RODENT CLAN (37) 7 8 0
18-18 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6) 35 39 0 47.3 18/10 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 7 8 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/22 CLAN IRONFIST (52) 33 37 2 47.1 19/13 LITERATE LOONS (40) 7 8 0
20/25*AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61) 14 16 2 46.7 20/20 FUCHI OWNED (54) 6 9 1
21/21 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 39 46 2 45.9 21/29 WARMASTERS (15) 6 9 0
22/20 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) 34 41 4 45.3 22/19 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 6 9 0
23/27 KATHOUSE (3) 38 46 1 45.2 23/21 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 6 9 0
24/23 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 31 39 0 44.3 24/27 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 6 9 0
25/24 AARP (41) 36 46 6 43.9 25/30*BLACK ROSE (47) 5 5 0
26/19 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 37 48 1 43.5 26/18 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 5 10 0
27-28 ETERNAL ABYSS (48) 26 36 1 41.9 27/ 4 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32) 5 10 0
28/29 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 27 38 3 41.5 28/26 INEBRIATION (27) 4 6 1
29/30 WARMASTERS (15) 35 50 4 41.2 29/32 AARP (41) 4 11 1
30/31 INEBRIATION (27) 25 39 3 39.1 30/28 WAR MACHINE (26) 4 11 0
31/32 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 33 52 4 38.8 31-31 ETERNAL ABYSS (48) 3 2 0
32/33 WAR MACHINE (26) 30 55 6 35.3 32/35*BLADE MAGES (66) 3 7 0
33/34 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 17 38 0 30.9 33-33 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6) 2 3 0
34/35*BLADE MAGES (66) 3 7 0 30.0 34/25 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 2 7 0
35/ 0*TEAM SAVAGE (67) 1 4 0 20.0 35/ 0*TEAM SAVAGE (67) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly SHADOWSPIRE games. Former top team 4-LETTER CAVEMEN
was unseated this week as BIG LAKE OUTCASTS moved up from 12th ranking to take the
top spot with a 3-2-0 record for the round. The proverbial rising comet can only
hope to compare with BIG LAKE OUTCASTS' team record! A 3-2-0 week and now a firm
grasp on a 1st place ranking. I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of CULT
OF BACCHUS. How else weeks like this one's 3-1-0? How else the sudden move to 4th
team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with CLAN IRONFIST's team
record! A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 5th place ranking. My tutors were
fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall. This week D2 MIGHTY
DUCKS went 0-5-0 and fell 23 notches into 27th! My praise to KNIGHTBLADE for their
4-1-0 week this time out. Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of
notice! FELIX caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully
bested TYRA and was awarded 20 points in recognition. In one of the week's more
notable duels, DA VINCI put down LAB RAT, causing him to lose 16 points of
recognition in the process. Most watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was
on HA-THRUST! as he bore arms against the challenge of reigning Duelmaster '76 GRAN
TORINO. Not for nothing has '76 GRAN TORINO in the past laid claim to the
Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.
Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights without
pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. SHADOWSPIRE, city of gladiators!
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is KELLUMBO'S KIDS, a guild shunned and avoided
by many in the weekly duels. Apparently the stalwarts of CLAN IRONFIST are catching
the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.
Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that
many fighters are after TYRA. Watch your back! I cannot but express pride for the
fearlessness of SNAKE EYES who cast caution to the winds and challenged ANVIL
IRONFIST, a fighter 29 points higher. The CHILDHOOD HEROES stable will be up late
tonight, for indeed it was SNAKE EYES who claimed victory in the contest, ascending
27 in recognition! BUD WISER must really be harboring a grudge against the ALE HOUSE
MERCS guild! Merciless, 24 challenged down POWDER HOUND points this week to duel
with it. Surprising everyone, POWDER HOUND beat BUD WISER, earning 25 points of
recognition in the process! A knave's just desserts are the sweetest victory. Give
SGT. YORK credit for his courage. Did you note how he challenged THE SMALL CAT
despite the 26 point difference in their rankings? In the end SGT. YORK was beat by
THE SMALL CAT, a "sharp" reminder that higher recognition is an indication of greater
skill. Still, it was a worthy bout! At the gambling halls I have started to bet
money on FOUNTAIN. He has got the courage it takes. Witness his challenge this turn
against ASHLYN! I must admit to some joy. Before my very eyes the underdog in this
contest, FOUNTAIN, defeated ASHLYN to claim victory and recognition. I can not but
mention with disdain the name of NIGHTBANE who this week posted a challenge to a
warrior a full 15 points below in the rankings. I thought NIGHTBANE showed great
skill and promise when it bested CAKE DADDY. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Look no more for PAPA SMURF in the arena or on the streets of
SHADOWSPIRE. His fate was sealed in the Dark Arena. Inevitable for one at 6-8-1.
This week marked the last days of BLANDUS who at 7-5-0 was dispatched to the Dark
Arena by the command of WARMASTERS' demanding management. I have seen warriors die
in youth. I have seen women cut down in their prime. This week KATHOUSE must mourn
the loss of 9-5-0 ASHLYN to ERRATA. My sources at ALE HOUSE MERCS stable claim
they've never seen the guild bitterer. This as a result of the untimely demise of
ABBEY LEFFE. Beware NUYEN NICK! This week in mortal passion FOUNTAIN let the blood
of ASHLYN, sending one more soul into the void. Retribution by KATHOUSE seems
inevitable! HARDOR must hold silent, for this week he was humbled in the arena by a
successful Bloodfeud won by BLOODY JAKE of WAR MACHINE. Hail BLOODY JAKE for thy
victory! Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing is sure,
better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
The girls are as pretty in SHADOWSPIRE as ever I remembered them....and the
fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Sadly warriors, now longer can I
keep thy company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till
next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a maul is a different
story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'76 GRAN TORINO 234 12 5 1 135 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURM WOLFSNARL 113 13 3 0 99 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
CHAKHARI 108 13 4 1 97 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
HA-THRUST! 180 12 4 0 97 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNAKE EYES 58 9 6 1 88 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
COPERNICUS 163 15 2 0 85 DARQUE AGES (29)
KRYSTA 41 11 4 0 85 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
EDWARD GOREY 222 16 1 0 84 LITERATE LOONS (40)
DEANA 112 12 5 0 82 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
DA VINCI 166 9 8 0 81 DARQUE AGES (29)
HARDRADA 353 11 3 0 80 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
CONSORTIUM? 77 12 5 0 77 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
FLOR 263 10 3 0 75 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
MOUSE OF PAIN 206 11 6 0 74 RODENT CLAN (37)
RUPERT IRONFIST 301 7 7 0 74 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
JOAN OF ARC 165 10 7 0 73 DARQUE AGES (29)
ANVIL IRONFIST 84 14 3 0 71 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
GROLSCH 45 10 7 1 71 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
CRIMSON 122 9 8 1 71 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
'69 MUSTANG BOSS 236 9 8 1 68 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE SMALL CAT 74 11 6 1 66 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
KREK 213 9 8 1 66 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
'70 SUPERBIRD 233 9 8 0 66 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
STRAY CAT 242 10 5 0 64 ERRATA (44)
POWR GORESLINGER 117 6 10 2 64 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
PLAGUENOG 205 8 9 0 63 RODENT CLAN (37)
IMPALA 240 11 5 1 62 ERRATA (44)
NUYEN NICK 331 7 7 1 62 FUCHI OWNED (54)
FELIX 437 6 3 0 62 WARMASTERS (15)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARN IRONFIST 373 10 3 0 60 KNIGHTBLADE (23)
THE BIG CAT 75 8 9 0 60 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
POWDER HOUND 479 4 2 0 60 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
LAB RAT 330 9 5 0 58 FUCHI OWNED (54)
WHLOTTA ROSIE 423 7 3 0 58 KATHOUSE (3)
CHESHIRE RAT 204 11 5 0 57 RODENT CLAN (37)
STUMP 238 9 7 0 57 ERRATA (44)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'69 CHARGER 237 11 6 1 56 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
FOUNTAIN 241 6 10 1 56 ERRATA (44)
CELEGDRAUG 107 11 6 0 53 THE DRAUGS (17)
DREX 135 10 7 0 51 KNIGHTBLADE (23)
BIG BROTHER 59 7 8 0 51 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
DECIMUS 97 11 6 2 50 WARMASTERS (15)
'69 DAYTONA 235 11 6 0 50 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
LLUD 216 8 9 0 50 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
BLING BLING CROSBY 282 6 9 0 50 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
NATTY LIGHT 443 6 3 0 49 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
ZIPPO 239 7 9 0 48 ERRATA (44)
GUTENBERG 167 10 7 0 46 DARQUE AGES (29)
IMPORT-EXPORT 76 8 9 2 46 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
POKER FACE 325 7 7 0 46 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
BLACK MARIA 435 6 3 0 46 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
CEDRIC IRONFIST 303 5 9 1 46 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
KIRI FACADE 37 10 7 1 45 KATHOUSE (3)
SATAN'S ECHO 370 8 4 1 45 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
ANGRENDRAUG 105 11 6 0 44 THE DRAUGS (17)
BRENDAN BEHAN 221 8 9 1 44 LITERATE LOONS (40)
HO! HA-HA! GUARD! 178 7 9 0 44 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
BUD WISER 276 10 1 0 43 INEBRIATION (27)
BARON STONEWALL 85 9 8 2 43 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
DJAIMZ 168 9 8 1 43 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
TROG 466 4 3 0 43 WAR MACHINE (26)
-SENSUAL SHREW 49 10 5 0 42 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
MCBAIN 318 8 7 0 42 FUCHI OWNED (54)
DAGRDRAUG 297 9 6 0 40 THE DRAUGS (17)
BLOODY JAKE 369 8 5 1 40 WAR MACHINE (26)
CHROMIAN 40 8 7 1 40 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
BREGDRAUG 103 6 11 0 40 THE DRAUGS (17)
BORNE 214 9 8 1 38 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
ROUGE 121 7 10 2 38 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
SLIM 454 4 4 0 38 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CHAUCER 164 6 11 1 37 DARQUE AGES (29)
-LYCANTHROPIC LYNX 52 10 5 0 36 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
ANGUS 217 9 8 0 35 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
SPONGE BATH 226 8 9 2 35 AARP (41)
LONG NOSE HAIRS 225 8 9 1 35 AARP (41)
DJAIK 169 8 9 0 35 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
TYRA 416 8 2 0 35 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
BALDSPOT 429 6 3 1 35 AARP (41)
DEXTER 452 6 1 0 35 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
BLAIR HAMMERTOE 114 8 8 2 34 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
SGT. YORK 61 6 9 1 34 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
J.G. BALLARD 218 7 10 0 33 LITERATE LOONS (40)
-SHRAPNEL BLAST 258 7 6 0 33 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
DOMINO 433 5 4 0 33 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
SANGLANT 340 5 8 0 33 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
NIGHTBANE 377 10 2 0 32 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
DJOHEY DJR. 288 8 8 0 32 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
WONDER WOMAN 62 6 9 1 32 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MYTHOS 463 6 1 0 32 KNIGHTBLADE (23)
CYRUS IRONFIST 486 5 0 0 32 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
SHADOW DANCER 334 9 4 0 31 KNIGHTBLADE (23)
SPIN1 182 7 9 1 31 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
TCHARLZ 171 7 10 0 31 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
E.E. CUMMINGS 219 7 10 0 31 LITERATE LOONS (40)
GRANITE 118 7 10 0 31 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
GK CHESTERTON 305 3 12 0 31 LITERATE LOONS (40)
INDIA 391 9 3 0 30 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
GRON DA CAVEMAN 400 6 5 0 29 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
LIATH 398 5 6 1 29 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-IAN STORM 472 2 2 0 29 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
HUNTER 120 5 12 1 28 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
ORC CHOPS 490 3 2 0 28 FUCHI OWNED (54)
THAG 513 3 1 0 28 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
HERIBERT 337 6 7 2 27 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
ONYX 453 6 2 0 27 FUCHI OWNED (54)
SARNDRAUG 469 5 2 0 26 THE DRAUGS (17)
TRAJEN 96 4 13 1 26 WARMASTERS (15)
-SACRED SABLE 335 6 6 0 25 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
B FEUD BAIT HAMMER 461 4 2 1 25 AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
GARK 512 3 1 0 25 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
DEATH KNIGHT 256 3 1 0 25 BLACK ROSE (47)
DOWNTOWN BROWN 477 4 2 1 24 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHUPACABRON 284 4 11 0 23 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
-MOLTEN SENTRY 470 3 1 0 23 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
NURM 511 3 1 0 23 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
SEDUCTION HAMMER 458 2 4 1 23 AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
THE MAD RATTER 523 3 0 0 22 RODENT CLAN (37)
GURG 515 2 2 0 22 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
HARM HEELHACKER 385 5 6 0 21 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
ADICA 339 4 9 0 21 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
GENGHIS TRON 285 3 12 0 21 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
RAT-LOVING CAT 529 2 0 0 21 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
PANDORA 488 4 1 0 20 KNIGHTBLADE (23)
PERFECT 10 HAMMER 462 3 3 0 20 AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
HARDOR 413 4 3 1 19 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
TEMPTRESS HAMMER 460 1 5 0 19 AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
SIMON IRONFIST 414 3 7 1 17 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
IRON MASK 403 3 8 0 17 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
CAKE DADDY 434 3 6 0 15 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
COMMANDER HAMMER 459 4 2 0 14 AAARRGH 2 HAMMERZ (61)
DURG 531 2 0 0 14 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
DEYLAR 543 1 0 0 14 BLADE MAGES (66)
BHUBHA 450 2 6 0 12 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
MILLER 467 3 2 0 11 INEBRIATION (27)
NITRO PILLS 520 1 2 1 11 AARP (41)
MORTE D'AMOUR 528 1 1 0 11 BLADE MAGES (66)
PERFECT POREMBA 539 1 0 0 11 KATHOUSE (3)
GARTH IRONFIST 485 1 4 0 11 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
LADY DREAMWEAVR 255 3 1 0 10 BLACK ROSE (47)
BAD LASS 538 1 0 0 10 KATHOUSE (3)
TOSC 544 1 0 0 10 BLADE MAGES (66)
-COSMIC LARVA 471 2 2 0 8 ETERNAL ABYSS (48)
LADY DEATH 257 2 2 0 8 BLACK ROSE (47)
LADY NIGHTSHADE 253 2 2 0 8 BLACK ROSE (47)
-WOEFUL WOLVERINE 484 2 1 0 8 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
LADY BLACKTHORN 254 2 2 0 8 BLACK ROSE (47)
-FERAL FERRET 455 1 5 0 8 DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (6)
ETHER BUNNY 517 1 3 0 6 RODENT CLAN (37)
FERAL CHILD 533 1 0 0 6 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JAGER 530 1 1 1 5 INEBRIATION (27)
FALSE TEETH 521 0 3 0 3 AARP (41)
CELESTIAL ROGUE 537 0 1 0 3 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
CHRELD 525 0 2 0 2 BLADE MAGES (66)
DUCK DODGERS 532 0 2 0 2 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
BELLE MORTE 526 0 2 0 2 BLADE MAGES (66)
SEVERUS 541 0 1 0 1 WARMASTERS (15)
HADES' ANGEL 535 0 1 0 1 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
HELL'S HERALD 536 0 1 0 1 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
QUIGLEY 540 0 1 0 1 WAR MACHINE (26)
LIENIE 546 0 1 0 1 INEBRIATION (27)
DUCK OR ELSE 542 0 1 0 1 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THAK 514 1 1 1 4-LETTER CAVEMEN 65 CEDRIC IRONFIST 303 15
ABBEY LEFFE 498 3 2 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 NUYEN NICK 331 17
TARNISHED HEART 524 0 1 0 BLADE MAGES 66 B FEUD BAIT HAMME 461 16
SIDLE 527 0 1 0 BLADE MAGES 66 JAGER 530 16
PAPA SMURF 60 6 9 1 CHILDHOOD HEROES 8 SHEWISH GIANT 21 17 NONE
TURN-PARRY-DODGE 278 7 6 0 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS 32 BARON STONEWALL 85 15 REVENGED
BORING!?! 428 3 5 0 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS 32 POWR GORESLINGER 117 16
BLACK ARROW 489 2 3 0 DRAGONBANE GUILD 13 DOWNTOWN BROWN 477 17
DUCK E FRESH 432 5 4 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56 ARENAMASTER 23 17 NONE
STUBBS 545 0 1 0 INEBRIATION 27 WURM KIN 27 17 NONE
CAPTAIN MORGAN 468 0 4 0 INEBRIATION 27 SEDUCTION HAMMER 458 16
ASHLYN 355 9 5 0 KATHOUSE 3 FOUNTAIN 241 17
LILALI RIRIRON 522 0 1 0 LA PENTARCHIE 11 NITRO PILLS 520 15 JUST REV
MINDLESS 534 0 1 0 TEAM SAVAGE 67 WURM KIN 27 17 NONE
MURAT 447 0 8 0 WAR MACHINE 26 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 17 NONE
NOROK 426 4 5 0 WAR MACHINE 26 HIGH ELF 19 17 NONE
FIRECLAW 465 2 2 0 WAR MACHINE 26 BRENDAN BEHAN 221 14 REVENGED
CALE 519 1 1 0 WAR MACHINE 26 HARDOR 413 16 JUST REV
BLANDUS 371 7 6 0 WARMASTERS 15 MOUNTAIN TROLL 18 17 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Alarond the Scribe -- You Suck. -- Ikillu
To All -- You are garbage. -- Ikillu
Elephant -- Thanks for the nice words. The face was a great time with good friends.
-- Kellumbo
Anvil -- Nicely done on the change in your strat. Well fought, and a nice victory
for you. -- Chakhari
Den -- I had to laugh at all the others who view you as a slug on the arena floor
last turn as well. -- DK
'76 Gran Torino -- Nicely done on holding the throne. You have done the exact same
thing to me twice. Next time I am in range, we'll see if a tweak in strategy will
pay off. Again, grats on holding the throne for three turns. Well done. -- DK
Duck E Fresh -- Man, did you pick the wrong scum to try to outscum. -- Nightbane
Consortium? is getting more and more able to win ugly fights where he does everything
wrong, then win! -- Le Pentarque
I read French names: where are the Blade Mages coming from? -- Le Pentarque
Slim--
Higgeldy-piggeldy
irony of ironies
Slim with the long beard
was fat as a toad.
"Why's it matter" cried he
very emphatically
"That I stuff my face
I'm a mess of a load."
--e.e.cummings
Burm -- That was the most impressive defense and offense I have faced so far. I felt
like swiss cheese. Well played. -- PlagueNog
Ale House Mercs -- My basher pulls off a win against your striker and your guy is the
popularity leader?!? The gladiatorial commission will be hearing about this. --
SwineTiger
Tyra -- You prepared for our fight well. -- Shadow Dancer
Chreld -- While I'm not normally the bloodthirsty type, you get what you ask for when
you hit a lady werecat in the groin with a big chunk of metal. -- Pandora
Sanglant -- HAR! Now tha' be what I like ta see! A good ole fashioned slugfest. Ya
did well fer a Ratani. By the stones, I even thought ya had me fer a second there.
I'll 'ave ta buy ya some strong dwarven ale, if ya think ya can handle that! Har! --
Mythos
Lab Rat -- An 'ere i though ya weren't gonna put up a fight, seein as how all ya had
was that lil dagger. Seems ya sure know how ta use it. -- Garn Ironfist
Gurg -- You're a dangerous one. My teammates wouldn't have let me forget that if I'd
loss to a newcomer. Bad matchup for you, bud...but you did well. We'll be keepin'
an eye on you. -- Drex
Elephant -- I don' think yer talkin' ta me. Even tha' score? I'm 2-0 against yer
motorheads. -- Garn
Garth! Listen ta ya now fightin' with that tavern wench Pandora. Ya should know
better than ta let a lass get under yer skin like that, 'specially one o' them
werecats. They're only good fer two things...fightin an' well...ya know. Well...I'm
hopin' ya know. -- Garn
Garn -- In your dreams, you egotistical runt! -- Pandora
Crambus -- Well, well! Chalk one up for me! And on your challenge no less! I am
slowly chipping away at your kills lead! :P -- DeGotti
Edward Gorey -- Of all the random matchups how is I get stuck with you? -- Krysta
Tcharlz -- A little payback for the challenge I threw towards you a few turns back?
Well done! -- DeGotti
Chakari -- It will be interesting to see how you turn that loss into some form of
bragging. Perhaps you should revise your "if-challenged" strategy? Aldebaran has
been revenged. -- Anvil Ironfist
Ho! Ha-Ha! Guard! -- Sometimes it is hard to write out that name with a straight
face. But seriously, you have done a fine job of avenging your teammates honor. I
respect that. T-P-D can rest. -- Baron Stonewall
'70 Superbird -- Sometimes I think I do my best fighting when sitting on the ground.
That may not be a good thing, but it worked in this case. -- Hardrada
Granite -- That was not what I had in mind at all. I was supposed to swing first.
You were supposed to get flattened. You have no respect for a plan. Nice fight. --
Gron
Bhubha -- Perhaps you should consider another line of work? -- Black Arrow
Sensual Shew -- I always thought shrews were a bit more aggressive than that. -- Krek
'69 Charger -- Now I know what swiss cheese feels like. -- Krek
Black Maria -- I feel so used. -- Borne
Sanglant -- I fight better when I am tired. -- Borne
Papa Smurf -- Don't feel too blue, you were an excellent foe. -- Llud
Tyra -- I think your manager needs to change your team name to A Striker and Scums --
Llud
Tcharlz -- You are a fine teacher. -- Angus
Orc Chops -- Turnaround is fair play. Angus
Miller -- I have had just about enough of you and your kind. -- Slim
J.G. Ballard & E.E. Cummings -- Challenge the multitude of scum infesting
Shadowspire. -- Slim
Natty Light -- Nice try, not today. -- Krek
Black Maria -- Go away, you are quickly becoming an annoyance and borderline stalker.
-- Borne
'69 Daytona -- I had you till you downshifted and sent me for a loop. -- Llud
Big Brother -- Advice recieved and gladly taken. <mumbling to himself> Avoid Big
Brother. -- Angus
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PAPA SMURF was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLANDUS was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MURAT was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DUCK E FRESH was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
NOROK was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MINDLESS was butchered by WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
STUBBS was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
HO! HA-HA! GUARD! was overpowered by POWR GORESLINGER in a 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
IMPORT-EXPORT vanquished NITRO PILLS in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
BLOODY JAKE overpowered HARDOR in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
DUCK DODGERS was overpowered by BARON STONEWALL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
JAGER was handily defeated by SEDUCTION HAMMER in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud bout.
'76 GRAN TORINO bested HA-THRUST! in a 1 minute Challenge Title conflict.
'69 MUSTANG BOSS was subdued by HARDRADA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
DEANA overpowered PLAGUENOG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CHAKHARI overpowered MOUSE OF PAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CONSORTIUM? was vanquished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
DA VINCI devastated LAB RAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SNAKE EYES savagely defeated ANVIL IRONFIST in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
BIG BROTHER was overpowered by RUPERT IRONFIST in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FLOR slimly won victory over STRAY CAT in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
BUD WISER was savagely defeated by POWDER HOUND in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
WHLOTTA ROSIE beat ANGRENDRAUG in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
'69 CHARGER lost to CRIMSON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge fray.
THE BIG CAT subdued BLING BLING CROSBY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SATAN'S ECHO overpowered DJOHEY DJR. in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SGT. YORK was overpowered by THE SMALL CAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KIRI FACADE savagely defeated DOMINO in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
FELIX vanquished TYRA in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fray.
BLACK MARIA overcame CHAUCER in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
DECIMUS overpowered TCHARLZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GARN IRONFIST viciously subdued NATTY LIGHT in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
POKER FACE beat DJAIK in a 2 minute Challenge match.
NIGHTBANE outlasted CAKE DADDY in a tiresome 8 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MYTHOS beat HUNTER in a 1 minute Challenge fray.
WONDER WOMAN subdued TRAJEN in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
GARK lost to ROUGE in a exciting 1 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge fight.
THAG was bested by TROG in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
FOUNTAIN put to death ASHLYN in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
GK CHESTERTON demolished GENGHIS TRON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
HARM HEELHACKER lost to TEMPTRESS HAMMER in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
LIATH vanquished IRON MASK in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Challenge bout.
DOWNTOWN BROWN put to death BLACK ARROW in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
ETHER BUNNY was beaten by GARTH IRONFIST in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
MILLER won victory over BELLE MORTE in a 5 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
PANDORA luckily beat SIMON IRONFIST in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
LADY NIGHTSHADE was handily defeated by GRON DA CAVEMAN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
COPERNICUS luckily beat KREK in a action packed 3 minute bloody competition.
JOAN OF ARC was subdued by KRYSTA in a 1 minute gory match.
EDWARD GOREY subdued '70 SUPERBIRD in a action packed 4 minute fight.
GROLSCH overpowered BRENDAN BEHAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
IMPALA savagely defeated DAGRDRAUG in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition.
DJAIMZ was subdued by '69 DAYTONA in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
SPONGE BATH was demolished by BREGDRAUG in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GUTENBERG outlasted DEXTER in a unpopular 10 minute conflict.
STUMP handily defeated E.E. CUMMINGS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZIPPO subdued SLIM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute battle.
J.G. BALLARD was overpowered by CELEGDRAUG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ANGUS was devastated by CHESHIRE RAT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DREX savagely defeated INDIA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
LLUD overpowered SPIN1 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal mismatched brawl.
GRANITE was beaten by CHROMIAN in a 2 minute fight.
BLAIR HAMMERTOE was vanquished by CEDRIC IRONFIST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NUYEN NICK murdered ABBEY LEFFE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ORC CHOPS was bested by BORNE in a 2 minute novice vs. master fight.
CYRUS IRONFIST luckily beat GURG in a 3 minute gory beginner's duel.
HERIBERT was savagely defeated by BALDSPOT in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
SHADOW DANCER lost to SANGLANT in a 3 minute match.
MCBAIN demolished PERFECT 10 HAMMER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven battle.
LONG NOSE HAIRS bested COMMANDER HAMMER in a 2 minute match.
ONYX vanquished CHRELD in a 3 minute one-sided contest.
B FEUD BAIT HAMMER beat ADICA in a popular 1 minute match.
BHUBHA was overpowered by SARNDRAUG in a unpopular 9 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CHUPACABRON was bested by RAT-LOVING CAT in a 3 minute master vs. novice upset match.
NURM demolished LADY DEATH in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DEATH KNIGHT subdued CELESTIAL ROGUE in a 4 minute novice's fight.
LADY DREAMWEAVR unbelievably bested SEVERUS in a 3 minute novice's melee.
LADY BLACKTHORN was luckily beaten by DURG in a tiring 5 minute bloody novice's duel.
FALSE TEETH was demolished by PERFECT POREMBA in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
THE MAD RATTER vanquished DUCK OR ELSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MORTE D'AMOUR devastated HADES' ANGEL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HELL'S HERALD was overpowered by BAD LASS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
QUIGLEY was overcome by FERAL CHILD in a 1 minute novice's fight.
DEYLAR handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a tiring 3 minute mismatched match.
TOSC demolished LIENIE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 TOTAL PARRY 143 - 106 - 2 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 26 WALL OF STEEL 120 - 98 - 2 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 22 LUNGING ATTACK 148 - 149 - 10 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 21 AIMED BLOW 77 - 81 - 2 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 19 STRIKING ATTACK 150 - 164 - 10 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 PARRY-RIPOSTE 29 - 34 - 3 46 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 PARRY-LUNGE 50 - 65 - 3 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 65 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 BASHING ATTACK 60 - 88 - 6 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 38 - 2 32 |
Turn 17 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 12 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 9 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 12 - 9 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 7 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 12 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 10 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK '76 GRAN TORINO 234 12 5 1 135 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 113 13 3 0 99 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
STRIKING ATTACK CHAKHARI 108 13 4 1 97 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
PARRY-LUNGE HA-THRUST! 180 12 4 0 97 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
WALL OF STEEL SNAKE EYES 58 9 6 1 88 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
BASHING ATTACK MOUSE OF PAIN 206 11 6 0 74 RODENT CLAN (37)
SLASHING ATTACK '69 MUSTANG BOSS 236 9 8 1 68 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
AIMED BLOW THE SMALL CAT 74 11 6 1 66 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GROLSCH 45. The most popular warrior this turn was
BALDSPOT 429. The ten other most popular fighters were POWDER HOUND 479, '69 CHARGER
237, '70 SUPERBIRD 233, DREX 135, STRAY CAT 242, FELIX 437, KREK 213, SEVERUS 541,
SEDUCTION HAMMER 458, and FLOR 263.
The least popular fighter this week was BHUBHA 450. The other ten least popular
fighters were SARNDRAUG 469, GUTENBERG 167, NIGHTBANE 377, DURG 531, DEXTER 452,
DEYLAR 543, LADY BLACKTHORN 254, MILLER 467, LIENIE 546, and QUIGLEY 540.