DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/02/2008 Duedate: 01/15/2008
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-26
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ANVIL IRONFIST
DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
(81-84) [22-4-0,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ANVIL IRONFIST OWSLEY
DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
(81-84) [22-4-0,129] (81-570) [4-1-0,38]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DA VINCI NUYEN NICK
DARQUE AGES (29) FUCHI OWNED (54)
(81-166) [13-13-0,98] (81-331) [13-10-3,122]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FUCHI OWNED (54)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 56
2. ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68) 48 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
3. HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 40 Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 39
5. DARQUE AGES (29) 37 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 33 17 1 66.0 1/ 5 FUCHI OWNED (54) 12 3 1
2/ 2 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 83 47 2 63.8 2/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 11 4 0
3/ 3 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 83 47 1 63.8 3/10 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 11 4 0
4/ 4 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 81 49 4 62.3 4/15 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 10 5 0
5/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29) 76 53 1 58.9 5/ 4 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 10 5 0
6/ 6 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 75 55 4 57.7 6/16*ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68) 9 5 2
7/13*ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68) 13 10 2 56.5 7/ 7 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 9 6 0
8/ 8 THE DRAUGS (17) 71 59 1 54.6 8/ 2 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) 9 6 0
9- 9 ERRATA (44) 64 55 2 53.8 9/ 8 DARQUE AGES (29) 8 7 0
10/ 7 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 61 53 2 53.5 10/ 6 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 8 7 0
11/10 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 69 61 3 53.1 11/13 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 8 7 0
12/11 FUCHI OWNED (54) 63 57 3 52.5 12/ 9 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 8 7 0
13-12 RODENT CLAN (37) 62 61 3 50.4 13- 1 ERRATA (44) 7 3 0
14/16 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8) 58 60 4 49.2 14/24 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 7 7 0
15/14 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 63 67 2 48.5 15/12 AARP (41) 7 8 1
16/15 LITERATE LOONS (40) 62 68 1 47.7 16/18 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 6 9 0
17/17 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 59 65 5 47.6 17/14 TEAM SAVAGE (67) 6 9 0
18/23 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 50 60 3 45.5 18/26 THE DRAUGS (17) 6 9 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/21 WARMASTERS (15) 58 71 5 45.0 19-11 RODENT CLAN (37) 5 5 2
20/18 KATHOUSE (3) 57 71 2 44.5 20/25 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 5 9 0
21/20 CLAN IRONFIST (52) 51 64 3 44.3 21/22 WARMASTERS (15) 5 9 0
22/22 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 48 61 2 44.0 22/19 LITERATE LOONS (40) 5 10 0
23/19 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32) 46 59 1 43.8 23/20 CLAN IRONFIST (52) 5 10 0
24/26 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 43 56 2 43.4 24/23 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 4 2 0
25/24 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 56 74 5 43.1 25/17 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 4 10 0
26/25 AARP (41) 51 72 9 41.5 26/28 BLADE MAGES (66) 3 6 0
27/27 TEAM SAVAGE (67) 17 32 2 34.7 27/21 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32) 3 12 0
28/28 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 24 50 0 32.4 28/27 KATHOUSE (3) 3 12 0
29/29 BLADE MAGES (66) 13 36 1 26.5 29/29 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I return for a second turn as Duelmaster.
Impala -- I was shocked that you would down-challenge 50 points! Ok, I guess
when you are (were) the top ranked warrior and are challenging the throne it isn't
much of a down-challenge is it? No, I was pleased to face the top challenger.
Considering the style match-up I can't say I wanted to fight, but it was appropriate.
Just remember, wastes don't always lose that match-up!
As for the challenge, I am most surprised that it was one of three that Errata
sent the Guild's way last turn. We recognize that challenges are a part of arena
life and in general expect to be challenged, but three in one turn? That will get
our attention.
An accomplishment I would like to point out, I have finally managed to shake
Edward Gorey of the Literate Loons to claim, by myself, the position of having the
most individual wins in the arena. I will need to keep winning to hold that
position, of course, but that is the goal anyway. And also worthy of noting, AARP
has continued its lethal ways, this time depriving House of Hearts of their little
Kitty. That is kill number 9 for the old folks.
As for my personal contribution to the throne, I offer up an iron dragon tooth.
It seemed a fitting combination of individual and guild. Anvil Ironfist, Duelmaster
of Shadowspire
"Those who think they can and those who think they can't are both right."
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out SHADOWSPIRE to
see what's new. Like, ERRATA had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1
spot by FUCHI OWNED! Way to go FUCHI OWNED! OF WOLF AND MAN had like a really
albendranius week! Those hunks got a 4-1-0 and wound up as 4th team! One team
deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 7 after going 5-0-0. Keep it up,
KELLUMBO'S KIDS! MVP award for CHAUCER? DARQUE AGES' proud of him after beating
BRENDAN BEHAN and getting 24 points. Talk about yer big time losers! BRENDAN BEHAN
got smashed by CHAUCER, and lost 25 points! This Duelmaster is like something else!
ANVIL IRONFIST stopped BREGDRAUG dead in his tracks! I hear the top team insists all
their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of KELLUMBO'S KIDS must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? I don't know what ALE HOUSE MERCS' been doing.
They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from KELLUMBO'S KIDS, that's fer
sher. Can CLAN LONGBEARD's KREK be more popular than me? He was challenged the
most, but is that really the same? See if I ever talk to THE SMALL CAT again! CYRUS
IRONFIST was so low when He challenged he. Hhmph! THE SMALL CAT beat CYRUS
IRONFIST. No surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised THE SMALL CAT would do
such a scummy thing, either. INDIA is being unfair. She's challenged down 17
against CEDRIC IRONFIST. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better
shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in SHADOWSPIRE. INDIA got 2
points after beating CEDRIC IRONFIST, 17 points below her. For sure, I was holding
my breath when I found out GRANITE challenged SNAKE EYES. After all, haven't BATTLE
GRUNTS and CHILDHOOD HEROES had a long standing duel in SHADOWSPIRE? It wasn't a
spectacular fight, or anything, but SNAKE EYES wants me to write about it since he
was overcame by GRANITE. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. HADES' ANGEL really fought hard against
FALSE TEETH. That'll teach AARP not to go and kill any of TEAM SAVAGE's guys again,
huh! What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's
what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANVIL IRONFIST 84 22 4 0 129 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NUYEN NICK 331 13 10 3 122 FUCHI OWNED (54)
THE BIG CAT 75 15 11 0 120 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
KIRI FACADE 37 17 9 2 108 KATHOUSE (3)
MCBAIN 318 15 9 0 107 FUCHI OWNED (54)
JOAN OF ARC 165 16 10 0 106 DARQUE AGES (29)
HARDRADA 353 18 5 0 105 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
'70 SUPERBIRD 233 16 10 1 105 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
-IMPALA 240 17 7 1 102 ERRATA (44)
THE SMALL CAT 74 16 10 1 102 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
CHAUCER 164 11 15 1 102 DARQUE AGES (29)
BREGDRAUG 103 12 14 1 101 THE DRAUGS (17)
-FOUNTAIN 241 10 14 1 99 ERRATA (44)
DA VINCI 166 13 13 0 98 DARQUE AGES (29)
CONSORTIUM? 77 19 7 0 97 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
DECIMUS 97 17 9 2 93 WARMASTERS (15)
ANGRENDRAUG 105 17 9 0 92 THE DRAUGS (17)
KREK 213 14 12 1 92 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
'69 CHARGER 237 16 10 1 91 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PLAGUENOG 205 11 14 0 87 RODENT CLAN (37)
GRANITE 118 12 14 0 86 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
HUNTER 120 11 15 1 86 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
E.E. CUMMINGS 219 13 13 0 84 LITERATE LOONS (40)
HA-THRUST! 180 13 8 0 84 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
-STRAY CAT 242 15 8 0 83 ERRATA (44)
SLIM 454 10 7 0 82 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
KRYSTA 41 16 8 0 81 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
BALDSPOT 429 10 8 2 81 AARP (41)
LIATH 398 12 8 1 80 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
BRENDAN BEHAN 221 15 11 1 79 LITERATE LOONS (40)
NATTY LIGHT 443 12 6 0 79 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
BARON STONEWALL 85 14 12 2 78 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
DJAIMZ 168 15 11 1 75 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
WONDER WOMAN 62 12 12 1 75 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
GUTENBERG 167 15 11 0 73 DARQUE AGES (29)
BIG BROTHER 59 12 12 0 71 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
HO! HA-HA! GUARD! 178 10 11 0 70 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
DEANA 112 16 10 0 67 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
SGT. YORK 61 11 13 1 67 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
CYRUS IRONFIST 486 11 3 1 67 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THAG 513 7 3 0 67 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDWARD GOREY 222 20 6 0 66 LITERATE LOONS (40)
IMPORT-EXPORT 76 14 12 3 66 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
CRIMSON 122 13 13 1 66 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-STUMP 238 12 12 0 66 ERRATA (44)
DEXTER 452 11 5 0 66 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-ZIPPO 239 10 14 0 66 ERRATA (44)
ORC CHOPS 490 7 7 0 66 FUCHI OWNED (54)
SNAKE EYES 58 12 12 1 64 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
DOWNTOWN BROWN 477 9 6 1 63 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
DJOHEY DJR. 288 13 12 1 62 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
WHLOTTA ROSIE 423 9 10 0 62 KATHOUSE (3)
GURG 515 7 3 0 62 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
POWR GORESLINGER 117 10 15 2 61 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
POKER FACE 325 10 10 1 61 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
LLUD 216 13 13 0 60 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
SIMON IRONFIST 414 8 11 1 59 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
CELEGDRAUG 107 16 10 0 58 THE DRAUGS (17)
INDIA 391 15 6 0 58 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
TYRA 416 14 5 0 58 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'69 DAYTONA 235 15 11 0 56 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
IRON MASK 403 6 14 0 56 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
BORNE 214 14 12 1 55 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
ANGUS 217 14 12 1 55 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
SATAN'S ECHO 370 12 9 1 55 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
ALANNA WYRMCLAW 555 6 3 0 53 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
NIGHTBANE 377 15 6 0 52 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
RAT-LOVING CAT 529 9 2 0 52 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
SPIN1 182 8 13 1 52 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
GENGHIS TRON 285 6 18 0 51 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
FELIX 437 10 7 0 50 WARMASTERS (15)
LONG NOSE HAIRS 225 11 15 1 49 AARP (41)
-THE MAD RATTER 523 8 3 0 49 RODENT CLAN (37)
NURM 511 7 3 0 49 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
FLOR 263 13 9 0 48 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
DAGRDRAUG 297 12 12 0 48 THE DRAUGS (17)
J.G. BALLARD 218 11 15 0 48 LITERATE LOONS (40)
SPONGE BATH 226 10 16 2 48 AARP (41)
CHROMIAN 40 11 13 1 47 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
'69 MUSTANG BOSS 236 10 16 1 47 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
POWDER HOUND 479 8 7 0 46 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
DOMINO 433 8 7 0 45 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
RUPERT IRONFIST 301 9 14 0 44 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
CEDRIC IRONFIST 303 6 17 1 43 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
GARK 512 6 4 0 43 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
ONYX 453 11 6 0 42 FUCHI OWNED (54)
BLACK MARIA 435 9 6 0 42 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
-ETHER BUNNY 517 5 7 0 41 RODENT CLAN (37)
GRON DA CAVEMAN 400 10 10 0 40 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
CHUPACABRON 284 8 16 0 40 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
OWSLEY 570 4 1 0 38 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
FERAL CHILD 533 5 5 0 37 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
HARM HEELHACKER 385 8 12 0 36 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
MOOSE DROOL 563 6 2 0 35 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
HADES' ANGEL 535 5 5 1 35 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KESEY 566 3 2 1 33 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
HELL'S HERALD 536 3 7 0 31 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARTH IRONFIST 485 5 9 0 30 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
CAPTAIN TRIPS 567 4 1 0 29 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
DESIREE 577 3 2 0 29 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
ROQUE 549 5 4 0 28 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
LUTHERIUS 562 6 2 1 25 WARMASTERS (15)
BAD LASS 538 6 4 0 25 KATHOUSE (3)
MORTE D'AMOUR 528 5 6 0 25 BLADE MAGES (66)
AMERAUDUR 559 2 6 1 24 BLADE MAGES (66)
DOMINATRIX 583 2 1 0 24 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FALSE TEETH 521 4 8 2 23 AARP (41)
THE CLAPPER 589 2 1 0 19 FUCHI OWNED (54)
DURG 531 5 3 0 18 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
PERFECT POREMBA 539 4 6 0 18 KATHOUSE (3)
PREPARATION H 587 2 1 0 18 AARP (41)
REFRIGERATOR PERRY 552 5 2 0 17 CHILDHOOD HEROES (8)
CHRELD 525 3 8 0 17 BLADE MAGES (66)
WARG 582 3 0 0 15 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
KIRYK 565 3 4 0 14 WARMASTERS (15)
SCARRO 602 1 0 0 14 WARMASTERS (15)
COOL BREEZE 596 1 1 1 12 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
-SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 595 1 0 1 11 RODENT CLAN (37)
DUCK OR ELSE 542 2 4 0 10 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
DUCK DODGERS 532 1 6 0 9 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
'70 CHEVELLE SS 590 1 2 0 9 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
PETRARCH 579 2 2 0 8 DARQUE AGES (29)
SUREDRAUG 586 1 2 0 8 THE DRAUGS (17)
MAL FUNCTION 569 1 4 0 7 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
EXILED HERO 585 1 2 0 5 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
GRATH 581 1 2 0 5 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
BAKDIZBANIAN 598 1 1 0 4 KATHOUSE (3)
KARCH 584 1 1 0 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
RYAK RAZORSAW 597 0 2 0 2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GROLSCH 45 13 10 1 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 CYRUS IRONFIST 486 23 REVENGED
RODENT CLANSMAN 603 0 1 0 ALE HOUSE MERCS 5 ARENAMASTER 26 NONE
'64 GTO 578 1 1 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 ENEMY PAWN 572 23
1 LAST GRUNT 593 0 1 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 595 25
GRUNTLESS 600 0 1 0 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 HIGH ELF 26 NONE
ROUGE 121 12 12 3 BATTLE GRUNTS 20 NUYEN NICK 331 24
GIRD THE STRONG 604 0 1 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 COOL BREEZE 596 26
HARDOR 413 6 7 1 CULT OF BACCHUS 4 '70 SUPERBIRD 233 23
CLUBBER JACK 599 0 2 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56 BLACK ORC 26 NONE
KITTY 575 2 1 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56 FALSE TEETH 521 25
COMIC BOOK GUY 588 0 3 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 HIGH ELF 26 NONE
GK CHESTERTON 305 3 18 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 ANGUS 217 23 REVENGED
CHESHIRE RAT 204 13 8 0 RODENT CLAN 37 KIRI FACADE 37 22 REVENGED
ENEMY PAWN 572 2 3 1 TEAM SAVAGE 67 KESEY 566 26
KINGS RANSOM 576 1 1 0 TEAM SAVAGE 67 FALSE TEETH 521 23 JUST REVENGED
SARNDRAUG 469 9 4 0 THE DRAUGS 17 DJOHEY DJR. 288 23 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Nomad -- Yeah, I need to find a way to slow your team down. Nothing personal, just
trying to stick you with some losses. -- DK
Durg -- Fair enough. When you live by the down challenge, you have to expect it to
come back from time to time. Smart challenge on your part. I'll be avoiding your
team for a while to come, so feel free to waste those challenges. -- Kellumbo
Nomad -- You realize that 4-Letter Cavemen is ahead of both of us in the rankings?
If we each went out of our way to send a few losses their way, one of our teams, or
even La Pentarchie could move up to the top. Just a thought. -- DK
Hardrada -- Boy did I choose the wrong time to switch things up. Now I have plague
on my face. Nice job! -- PlagueNog
Battle Grunts -- Since I know you love your downchallenges and Slaughter Mouse 5
doesn't feel like kicking off his career with 4 losses in a row or possible death to
Hunter, the Rodent Clan will be sitting out during the bloodfeud. -- SwineTiger
Errata -- Three challenges on one turn? How did we earn such attention? --
Dragonbane Guild
Plaguenog -- Not the result you expected from that challenge? -- Hardrada
Zippo -- Nice fight. Zip-Zip and it was over. -- Alanna Wyrmclaw
Stump -- A bit too much of your team this turn, but you certainly made a good
challenge. -- Gron
Cavemen -- I suspect we will match-up sometime. Did you intend that message as a
threat? Perhaps I am to fear that my fate with you is somehow not desirable? As you
know, Cavemen are always dangerous, but when two match-up it can be quite
interesting. I look forward to it. -- Gron Da "original" Caveman
Angus -- Born and bred for one purpose. And what's the result? Failure. To heck
with y'all! -- Comic Book Guy
Thag -- Too bad you're stuck with a 4-letter name, otherwise I could've come up with
a more appropriate 3-letter variety. Aag? Bag? Cag? Dag? Eag?.....No, maybe not.
-- J.G. Ballard
Joan of Arc--
And so went Joan of Arc,
A harlot with all her art,
A succubus who,
Would always mistrue,
Success had a Godly part.
--e.e. cummings
Swinetiger -- Dude, leave my mercs alone. They're already dropping like flies as it
is, without some rogue maverick renegade manager luring them to their team only to
send him to the dark arena. If you look at the list of the dead, you will see I have
returned the favor, and all it cost me was a small hunk of cheese. Boo ya. -- Pauly
Nuln -- Thanks for the pigheads, you know me all too well. Not to mention that I was
getting dangerously low on pigheads. And I don't think I need to remind you about
what happened the last time I ran out. -- Pauly
All -- I know I said I was going to tell the tale of Elephest, but deocorum prohibits
me from putting into print, the base and disgusting (and let's not forget vile and
hedonistic) acts that occurred. Plus, until last turn I had been running on
maintenence for probably 5 or 6 turns. -- Pauly
Tyra -- Wow. I suck. -- Moose Drool
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COMIC BOOK GUY was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CLUBBER JACK was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RODENT CLANSMAN was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRUNTLESS was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
KRYSTA was overpowered by '70 SUPERBIRD in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
IRON MASK was viciously subdued by NUYEN NICK in a 5 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
HADES' ANGEL slimly won victory over FALSE TEETH in a 2 minute Bloodfeud match.
MCBAIN bested DECIMUS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
HARDRADA won victory over DA VINCI in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
THE SMALL CAT overpowered CYRUS IRONFIST in a popular 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CONSORTIUM? savagely defeated BARON STONEWALL in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
THAG was demolished by ANGRENDRAUG in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
EDWARD GOREY was viciously subdued by KREK in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
NURM was handily defeated by WONDER WOMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
GRANITE vanquished SNAKE EYES in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DEANA handily defeated SPONGE BATH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
DEXTER devastated '69 DAYTONA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
FERAL CHILD was overpowered by GURG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DOMINO beat CHUPACABRON in a 4 minute gory Challenge match.
POWDER HOUND was handily defeated by BIG BROTHER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
INDIA luckily beat CEDRIC IRONFIST in a exciting 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
HARM HEELHACKER was handily defeated by ALANNA WYRMCLAW in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
NIGHTBANE viciously subdued LONG NOSE HAIRS in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
CHROMIAN was vanquished by POWR GORESLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
POKER FACE won victory over BORNE in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
ORC CHOPS vanquished FLOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
RAT-LOVING CAT unbelievably bested RUPERT IRONFIST in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
HELL'S HERALD was beaten by FELIX in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
BLACK MARIA vanquished PREPARATION H in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ENEMY PAWN was assassinated by KESEY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ROQUE was defeated by GARK in a exciting 1 minute Challenge match.
LUTHERIUS overpowered DUCK DODGERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KIRYK was overpowered by MOOSE DROOL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
DOMINATRIX demolished BAKDIZBANIAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
THE CLAPPER savagely defeated CHRELD in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
RYAK RAZORSAW was overcome by SUREDRAUG in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
EXILED HERO was outlasted by REFRIGERATOR PERRY in a 7 minute Challenge conflict.
GRATH was subdued by '70 CHEVELLE SS in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
WARG luckily beat MAL FUNCTION in a unpopular 13 minute novice's Challenge duel.
ANVIL IRONFIST subdued BREGDRAUG in a 2 minute expert's Title competition.
'69 CHARGER was beaten by KIRI FACADE in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
BRENDAN BEHAN was vanquished by CHAUCER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HA-THRUST! was handily defeated by JOAN OF ARC in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE BIG CAT devastated NATTY LIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IMPORT-EXPORT was overcome by HUNTER in a exciting 2 minute gory veteran's conflict.
DJAIMZ subdued DOWNTOWN BROWN in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
SGT. YORK was luckily beaten by GUTENBERG in a popular 4 minute bloody expert's bout.
E.E. CUMMINGS vanquished DJOHEY DJR. in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SLIM overpowered WHLOTTA ROSIE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LIATH overpowered ANGUS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CELEGDRAUG was devastated by BALDSPOT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HO! HA-HA! GUARD! devastated GRON DA CAVEMAN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TYRA unbelievably bested SPIN1 in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
'69 MUSTANG BOSS was subdued by GENGHIS TRON in a 1 minute master's contest.
ONYX was overpowered by CRIMSON in a 2 minute uneven bout.
SIMON IRONFIST devastated J.G. BALLARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SATAN'S ECHO bested DAGRDRAUG in a exciting 1 minute master's conflict.
LLUD overpowered MORTE D'AMOUR in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
OWSLEY subdued BAD LASS in a popular 2 minute conflict.
AMERAUDUR devastated PERFECT POREMBA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DUCK OR ELSE was devastated by CAPTAIN TRIPS in a 1 minute uneven match.
DURG was viciously subdued by GARTH IRONFIST in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
PETRARCH was overpowered by DESIREE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KARCH was overpowered by SCARRO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
COOL BREEZE slaughtered GIRD THE STRONG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 WALL OF STEEL 96 - 77 - 2 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 19 TOTAL PARRY 96 - 78 - 1 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 17 LUNGING ATTACK 141 - 118 - 8 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 15 STRIKING ATTACK 107 - 103 - 8 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 13 SLASHING ATTACK 64 - 80 - 3 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 AIMED BLOW 61 - 80 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 12 PARRY-LUNGE 36 - 48 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 19 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 45 - 66 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 16 - 0 24 |
Turn 26 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 9 5 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 8 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 12 AIMED BLOW 4 - 8 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ANVIL IRONFIST 84 22 4 0 129 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
STRIKING ATTACK NUYEN NICK 331 13 10 3 122 FUCHI OWNED (54)
LUNGING ATTACK THE BIG CAT 75 15 11 0 120 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
AIMED BLOW THE SMALL CAT 74 16 10 1 102 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
BASHING ATTACK DECIMUS 97 17 9 2 93 WARMASTERS (15)
TOTAL PARRY ANGRENDRAUG 105 17 9 0 92 THE DRAUGS (17)
PARRY-LUNGE HA-THRUST! 180 13 8 0 84 D2 MIGHTY DUCKS (32)
SLASHING ATTACK BRENDAN BEHAN 221 15 11 1 79 LITERATE LOONS (40)
PARRY-RIPOSTE IMPORT-EXPORT 76 14 12 3 66 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DA VINCI 166. The most popular warrior this turn
was NUYEN NICK 331. The ten other most popular fighters were RUPERT IRONFIST 301,
POKER FACE 325, SGT. YORK 61, DA VINCI 166, SPIN1 182, THE SMALL CAT 74, LONG NOSE
HAIRS 225, GARTH IRONFIST 485, CONSORTIUM? 77, and CEDRIC IRONFIST 303.
The least popular fighter this week was WARG 582. The other ten least popular
fighters were REFRIGERATOR PERRY 552, NIGHTBANE 377, GIRD THE STRONG 604, KARCH 584,
PETRARCH 579, DUCK OR ELSE 542, PERFECT POREMBA 539, J.G. BALLARD 218, TYRA 416, and
GRON DA CAVEMAN 400.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ANVIL IRONFIST (81-84) DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)