DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/26/2008 Duedate: 04/08/2008
SHADOWSPIRE ARENA
DM-81 TURN-32
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JOAN OF ARC
DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-165) [21-11-0,143]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JOAN OF ARC PLASMA CUTTER
DARQUE AGES (29) WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
(81-165) [21-11-0,143] (81-626) [3-1-0,30]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LLUD HORSE
CLAN LONGBEARD (39) BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
(81-216) [15-17-1,68] (81-610) [4-2-0,22]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WARMASTERS (15)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FURRY FURY (25) 48
2. FUCHI OWNED (54) 46 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
3. DARQUE AGES (29) 42 Unchartered Team
4. CELTIC PRIDE (73) 41
5. LA PENTARCHIE (11) 38 VIRTUES (72)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 103 57 1 64.4 1/ 1 WARMASTERS (15) 10 5 1
2/ 2 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 100 60 3 62.5 2/ 5 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 10 5 0
3/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 99 61 5 61.9 3/18 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 10 5 0
4/ 0*VIRTUES (72) 3 2 0 60.0 4/ 6 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18) 10 5 0
5/ 4 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 41 29 1 58.6 5/ 2 DARQUE AGES (29) 10 5 0
6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29) 93 66 1 58.5 6/ 3 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 10 5 0
7/ 7 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 88 72 4 55.0 7/10 FUCHI OWNED (54) 9 6 1
8/ 5*WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69) 11 9 1 55.0 8/ 9 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43) 9 6 0
9/ 9 FUCHI OWNED (54) 81 69 4 54.0 9/13 THE DRAUGS (17) 8 7 2
10/ 8 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 86 74 5 53.8 10/15 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13) 8 7 0
11/10 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 75 67 2 52.8 11/11 CULT OF BACCHUS (4) 7 7 0
12/11 THE DRAUGS (17) 84 76 3 52.5 12/ 8 CAROLINA BLUE (9) 7 8 2
13/13 OF WOLF AND MAN (57) 72 68 4 51.4 13/14 LA PENTARCHIE (11) 7 8 1
14/14 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5) 80 80 3 50.0 14/ 4*WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69) 7 8 0
15/18 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30) 65 68 3 48.9 15/ 0 CELTIC PRIDE (73) 6 4 1
16/16 WARMASTERS (15) 76 83 7 47.8 16/16 CLAN LONGBEARD (39) 6 9 0
17/17 LITERATE LOONS (40) 75 84 1 47.2 17/ 7 CLAN IRONFIST (52) 6 9 0
18/15 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68) 24 27 4 47.1 18/21 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65) 5 5 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 CAROLINA BLUE (9) 35 40 4 46.7 19/27 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 5 6 1
20/20 KATHOUSE (3) 71 86 3 45.2 20/19 AARP (41) 5 7 0
21/22 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 65 83 5 43.9 21/20 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68) 5 8 1
22/21 CLAN IRONFIST (52) 63 82 4 43.4 22/12 KATHOUSE (3) 5 9 1
23/23 AARP (41) 62 87 9 41.6 23/23 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 5 10 0
24/25 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56) 49 69 3 41.5 24/26*GEOGRAPHICA (71) 4 6 1
25/24 BATTLE GRUNTS (20) 66 94 5 41.3 25/17 LITERATE LOONS (40) 4 11 0
26/26*GEOGRAPHICA (71) 4 6 1 40.0 26/ 0*VIRTUES (72) 3 2 0
27/ 0*FURRY FURY (25) 2 3 0 40.0 27/28 BLADE MAGES (66) 3 3 0
28-27 INEBRIATION (27) 28 46 3 37.8 28/ 0*FURRY FURY (25) 2 3 0
29/ 0 CELTIC PRIDE (73) 18 32 2 36.0 29/25 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19) 2 10 0
30-28 TEAM SAVAGE (67) 21 38 2 35.6 30/29 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 1 3 0
31/29 HUCKLE'S CATS (51) 27 57 0 32.1 31-22 TEAM SAVAGE (67) 1 4 0
32/30 BLADE MAGES (66) 18 46 2 28.1 32-30 INEBRIATION (27) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
olleh lla,
lleW, gib rekcohs rof em! I t'ndid tcepxe ot eb ereh dna m'I etiuq erus euqraD
t'ndid tcepxe ti rehtie!
toN hcum ot yas esuaceb ym yats lliw eb trohs-devil ecnis m'I ffo ot ytilatrommi. yM
egnellahc seog tuo ot htaiL siht nrut. euqraD neve evag eriwpirT gninraw taht eht
egnellahc saw gnimoc, os ti lliw rehtie eb a taerg elttab ro eht tsetrohs evisneffo
ni eripswodahS yrotsih--eno yaw ro eht rehto! I ma gnidiova enoemos, tub evah
nettogrof ohw ydaerla!
lleW, yojne eht anera! I werd a erutcip ni eht MD xedoC rof lla ot yojne. s'tI a
tiartrop fo a lrig I desu ot wonk...reh eman saw anoM ro gnihtemos ekil taht. tsoM
fo su tsuj dellac reh asiL.
retaL,
aD icniV
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt SHADOWSPIRE will ever be the same. Now, what did these guys have for
breakfast this morning? ALE HOUSE MERCS has turned a 4-1-0 into 3rd place from 18th.
Give me the recipe! The HOUSE OF HEARTS guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to
be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And
let's see, DECIMUS fought J.G. BALLARD and gained 27 points and contributed to
WARMASTERS' 2-3-1. RUPERT IRONFIST has lost to ALANNA WYRMCLAW, falling 21 points,
while helping make CLAN IRONFIST a 0-5-0 turn. E.E. CUMMINGS challenged for the
Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone DARQUE AGES' warrior. The attempts
to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and DA VINCI remains SHADOWSPIRE's top
warrior for another turn. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from
unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew. Talk about
gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. KELLUMBO'S KIDS has cause to stand tall, as
they were SHADOWSPIRE's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And guess who avoided KELLUMBO'S KIDS stable the most? Believe it or not, it
was WARMASTERS. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was THE
DRAUGS' warrior ANGRENDRAUG. More fighters challenged him than challenged the
Duelmaster! Well now, what do you expect when someone like DEANA from KELLUMBO'S
KIDS challenges down 45 points to fight SPONGE BATH of AARP? I thought challenges
were for warriors, not cowards looking for easy wins. DEANA bested SPONGE BATH, is
nothing sacred? Tsk, tsk, tsk. TYRA, does your manager know you're challenging down
17 points to fight COOL BREEZE from ELECTRIC KOOL-AID? It pains me to see warriors
take advantage of the system like this. TYRA beat COOL BREEZE, as if it surprises
anyone. Building dreams on hope, MIA HAMM challenged up 26 points this turn to take
on BAD LASS from KATHOUSE stable. And now nobody knows where BAD LASS is right now,
after giving MIA HAMM 31 points worth of recognition. As quiet chuckles rise behind
me. In a brave attempt, '69 CAMARO Z28 from AMERICAN MUSCLE challenged up 21 points
to fight PLASMA CUTTER from the WOODY'S WORKSHOP stable. '69 CAMARO Z28 perhaps got
his just desserts, seeing as he was defeated by PLASMA CUTTER and ended up with 5
recognition points.
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? BIG LAKE OUTCASTS has lost HARM HEELHACKER to the arena in the sky,
but they don't seem to be worried. What do you expect from 10-16-0? I guess it was
coming sooner or later, KATHOUSE has lost WHLOTTA ROSIE, and SHADOWSPIRE is bound to
miss her. For a little while, at least. J.G. BALLARD has departed SHADOWSPIRE,
leaving LITERATE LOONS without their 15-16-0 warrior. Question, just what was his
team doing at the taverns last night? KATHOUSE has lost BAD LASS to the arena in the
sky, but they don't seem to be worried. What do you expect from 9-7-1? Seriously
now, is it really honorable for ANGRENDRAUG from THE DRAUGS to kill HARM HEELHACKER
and give BIG LAKE OUTCASTS the chance to bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. This is the
stuff legends are made of. MIA HAMM has killed BAD LASS, a 9-7-1 warrior of
KATHOUSE. I hear CAROLINA BLUE welcomes a bloodfeud challenge. We'd like to remind
certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's
considered rude.
I like this place, SHADOWSPIRE, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls. Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in SHADOWSPIRE and
I've a long road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in SHADOWSPIRE
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOAN OF ARC 165 21 11 0 143 DARQUE AGES (29)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEANA 112 22 10 0 125 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
THE SMALL CAT 74 21 11 2 121 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
NATTY LIGHT 443 17 7 1 119 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
DJAIMZ 168 20 12 1 118 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
'70 SUPERBIRD 233 20 12 1 111 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
ORC CHOPS 490 11 9 0 110 FUCHI OWNED (54)
KIRI FACADE 37 21 11 2 106 KATHOUSE (3)
DECIMUS 97 20 12 3 102 WARMASTERS (15)
ANGRENDRAUG 105 21 11 2 101 THE DRAUGS (17)
SLIM 454 15 8 1 98 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
DJOHEY DJR. 288 18 13 1 97 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
E.E. CUMMINGS 219 17 15 0 96 LITERATE LOONS (40)
BORNE 214 18 14 1 93 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
FELIX 437 15 8 0 93 WARMASTERS (15)
BRENDAN BEHAN 221 18 14 1 91 LITERATE LOONS (40)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAUCER 164 14 18 1 90 DARQUE AGES (29)
ALANNA WYRMCLAW 555 10 5 0 89 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
HARDRADA 353 21 8 0 86 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
LIATH 398 15 11 1 85 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
CHROMIAN 40 15 15 1 85 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
RAT-LOVING CAT 529 14 3 0 85 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
POWDER HOUND 479 12 9 0 84 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
THE CLAPPER 589 7 2 0 82 FUCHI OWNED (54)
BARON STONEWALL 85 17 15 2 80 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
GURG 515 8 6 0 79 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDWARD GOREY 222 22 10 0 76 LITERATE LOONS (40)
IMPORT-EXPORT 76 16 16 3 75 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
DEXTER 452 15 7 0 75 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
SPONGE BATH 226 13 19 2 75 AARP (41)
ONYX 453 14 9 0 73 FUCHI OWNED (54)
THAG 513 8 6 0 71 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
CELEGDRAUG 107 18 14 0 70 THE DRAUGS (17)
'69 MUSTANG BOSS 236 14 18 1 70 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
GUTENBERG 167 17 15 0 69 DARQUE AGES (29)
MCBAIN 318 15 15 0 69 FUCHI OWNED (54)
INDIA 391 19 8 0 68 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
LLUD 216 15 17 1 68 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
RUPERT IRONFIST 301 13 16 0 68 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
DOWNTOWN BROWN 477 11 10 1 68 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
ANGUS 217 17 15 1 67 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLOR 263 17 11 0 66 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
DAGRDRAUG 297 15 15 0 66 THE DRAUGS (17)
GRON DA CAVEMAN 400 13 13 1 66 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
MIA HAMM 65 11 5 1 66 CAROLINA BLUE (9)
JAMES WORTHY 66 9 7 1 66 CAROLINA BLUE (9)
CRIMSON 122 16 16 1 65 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
LONG NOSE HAIRS 225 13 19 1 65 AARP (41)
NIGHTBANE 377 18 9 0 63 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
HUNTER 120 12 20 1 63 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
TYRA 416 17 8 0 59 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
BLACK MARIA 435 13 7 1 58 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
MORTE D'AMOUR 528 8 9 1 58 BLADE MAGES (66)
GARK 512 8 6 0 58 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
CYRUS IRONFIST 486 13 7 1 57 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRANITE 118 12 20 0 56 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
CEDRIC IRONFIST 303 8 21 1 56 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
SIMON IRONFIST 414 10 15 1 55 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
DOMINATRIX 583 7 2 1 55 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
CORK 664 7 3 0 55 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
CHUPACABRON 284 11 19 0 53 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
LUTHERIUS 562 9 5 1 50 WARMASTERS (15)
NURM 511 9 5 0 49 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
DESIREE 577 7 4 0 49 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
MOOSE DROOL 563 8 6 0 47 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
IRON MASK 403 8 18 0 46 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
COOL BREEZE 596 5 3 1 43 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
-HELL'S HERALD 536 4 8 0 43 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
FALSE TEETH 521 8 10 2 40 AARP (41)
GARTH IRONFIST 485 7 13 1 38 CLAN IRONFIST (52)
JULIUS PEPPERS 63 8 7 1 35 CAROLINA BLUE (9)
KESEY 566 5 6 1 34 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DURG 531 7 5 0 33 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
-FERAL CHILD 533 6 6 0 33 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
SCARRO 602 5 2 1 33 WARMASTERS (15)
MICKEY FINN 660 3 5 0 31 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
BRUTUS 616 3 2 0 30 WARMASTERS (15)
PLASMA CUTTER 626 3 1 0 30 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
PETRARCH 579 4 6 0 29 DARQUE AGES (29)
BALLIOL BLACKMOON 614 3 2 0 29 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
CHRELD 525 5 12 0 27 BLADE MAGES (66)
CAPTAIN TRIPS 567 6 5 1 26 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WARG 582 8 1 0 25 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HADES' ANGEL 535 5 7 1 23 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
BAHBI 621 2 2 1 23 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
ANZIO 650 2 0 0 23 GEOGRAPHICA (71)
THE HERMIT 620 1 3 1 23 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
GRATH 581 6 3 0 22 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-MILLER 467 5 2 0 22 INEBRIATION (27)
HORSE 610 4 2 0 22 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
GALWAY 659 2 8 2 22 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
MAD CAPPER 669 1 0 1 21 FUCHI OWNED (54)
BILI 622 2 2 0 19 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
-BARISTA 611 1 1 0 19 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
DRILL PRESS 630 3 1 1 18 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
DJEREE THE DJERK 623 3 1 0 18 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
SHANNON 662 3 7 0 17 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
RYAK RAZORSAW 597 2 6 0 17 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
TY LAWSON 417 3 6 1 16 CAROLINA BLUE (9)
BAKDIZBANIAN 598 3 5 0 16 KATHOUSE (3)
GIGI DIVINE 613 3 1 0 16 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
PO'D PANDA 147 1 0 0 16 FURRY FURY (25)
OLD SCRATCH 608 4 2 0 15 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
GRAVITAS 658 1 0 0 15 VIRTUES (72)
LIMRICK 661 2 8 0 14 CELTIC PRIDE (73)
ANGEL HEART 644 1 1 0 14 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
CLARA 666 1 0 0 12 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
OXYGEN TANK 615 2 3 0 11 AARP (41)
'68 CHARGER R/T 640 2 1 0 11 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
FURIOUS FOX 143 1 0 0 11 FURRY FURY (25)
FIRMITAS 657 1 0 0 11 VIRTUES (72)
KARCH 584 1 7 0 10 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
XINU 642 1 0 0 10 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-EXILED HERO 585 2 3 0 9 TEAM SAVAGE (67)
AWL 627 2 2 0 8 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
BALL-PEEN 628 2 2 0 8 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
NARNIA 653 1 1 1 7 GEOGRAPHICA (71)
SLEDGE 629 1 3 0 6 WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
INDUSTRIA 656 1 0 0 6 VIRTUES (72)
ALICE 637 1 2 0 5 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
'69 CAMARO Z28 641 1 2 0 5 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
SAM PERKINS 636 1 2 0 5 CAROLINA BLUE (9)
CONAN DOYLE 612 0 5 0 5 LITERATE LOONS (40)
-DRUNKEN STUPOR 548 1 1 0 4 INEBRIATION (27)
'67 FIREBIRD 645 1 1 0 4 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
ALLEGHENY 651 1 1 0 4 GEOGRAPHICA (71)
RAPAX JUNIOR 638 0 3 0 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
THUNDERSAW 648 0 2 0 2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
SVALBARD 652 0 2 0 2 GEOGRAPHICA (71)
ORNERY OCELOT 144 0 1 0 1 FURRY FURY (25)
PRUDENTIA 654 0 1 0 1 VIRTUES (72)
GARTH 665 0 1 0 1 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
SEVERITAS 655 0 1 0 1 VIRTUES (72)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 MAD CAPPER 669 32 NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 GALWAY 659 32 NONE
BALDSPOT 429 10 10 2 AARP 41 NATTY LIGHT 443 28 NOT REVENGED
'69 CHARGER 237 16 13 1 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 SLIM 454 29 REVENGED
'77 TRANS AM 619 1 1 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43 BAHBI 621 29 JUST REVENGED
HARM HEELHACKER 385 10 16 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 ANGRENDRAUG 105 32
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KE-DEMBO 647 0 1 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 SPYMASTER 32 NONE
NOT ANOTHER 5 WIL 668 0 1 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 BANDIT PRINCE 32 NONE
POWR GORESLINGER 117 12 17 2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 ANGRENDRAUG 105 30
AMERAUDUR 559 2 9 1 BLADE MAGES 66 TY LAWSON 417 29
OWSLEY 570 5 4 0 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID 68 BLACK MARIA 435 30
DA1 146 0 1 0 FURRY FURY 25 MOUNTAIN TROLL 32 NONE
DA2 145 0 1 0 FURRY FURY 25 ARENAMASTER 32 NONE
YENKI 649 0 2 0 GEOGRAPHICA 71 DARK CHAMPION 32 NONE
CURED BY CUPID 618 0 2 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56 THE HERMIT 620 30 JUST REVENGED
UNCLE JOE 667 0 1 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56 NARNIA 653 32
GENGHIS TRON 285 6 22 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 51 JAMES WORTHY 66 30
BAD LASS 538 9 7 1 KATHOUSE 3 MIA HAMM 65 32
WHLOTTA ROSIE 423 12 13 0 KATHOUSE 3 THE SMALL CAT 74 32
J.G. BALLARD 218 15 17 0 LITERATE LOONS 40 DECIMUS 97 32
SUREDRAUG 586 1 8 0 THE DRAUGS 17 DARK CHAMPION 32 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
J.G. Ballard -- No, no. There are no spies in our midst. Master Darque just suffers
from mild lysdexia at times and sometimes transposes numbers, sometimes names, and
sometimes he just plain screws up with no excuse. Whatever it may be, we warriors
are usually the ones that pay for his mistakes. -- Gutenberg
All -- For those interested in such things: Da Vinci was a Striker designed as 11-9-
9-17-9-16-13. 50 skills learned in 31 fights for a 1.61 skills per fight average.
Numbers like that would get you killed on any of my other teams, but since this is no
tourney it is passable. According to the Commission, he likes the LO and the Lunge
tactic, as well as a HI offensive effort and LO activity level. He is off to
retirement until such time the Commission deems it profitable to open a no-tourney
ADM arena. -- Master Darque
Ugly! What can I say? I feel like a horse shot 4 meters from the finish line.... --
Le Pentarque
Grats to the Warmasters though, for this is their day!
Well, Powder Hound and Djaimz both had their revenge...too bad it was on this
particular turn.... -- The Small Cat and Import-Export, missing the last steps
Gigi Divine is Bovine. -- Alice
Baron Stonewall -- It's gonna take a while to pound the dents out of that armor. I
should have won, you really hung in there. -- Hunter
Rupert -- Nice win. I can't believe I lost that one. -- Hardrada
Hunter -- A close call, but it did come out the way I had hoped. -- Baron Stonewall
Tyra and the other Kids -- I got a challenge through!? I didn't expect to actually
get through. It was nice to see that I could contribute to trying to hold you back
from 100 wins. It may not be enough for the Guild to catch you, but the race is
alive for one more turn! -- Alanna Wyrmclaw
Hade's Angel -- Huh. I would not have thought that I had the advantage in that
match-up. That was nice. Sometimes it is possible to win despite the match-up. --
Balliol Blackmoon
Welcome to Geographica and congratulations to the grads! -- Nomad and the Dragonbane
Guild
Joan of Arc -- The gods saw fit for you to sink my boat this time. -- Krek
Angrendraug -- I would rather be lucky than good any day. -- Borne
J.G. Ballard -- What! How! Arggghh -- LLud
Laith -- I wasn't staring at your chest. I had a crick in my neck that kept me from
looking any higher. -- Angus
'69 Charger and American Muscle -- Tally another one up for the inept infirmary
staff. My condolences. -- Slim
All -- Krek is the 1st from Clan Longbeard to get their invite and the first to
announce his retirement. 11(1)-9-16-17(1)-17(1)-7-11(1) Lunger, his fav's are
Shortsword, High/High, Attack skills.
Natty Light -- I was extremely lucky to have survived your onslaught. -- Borne
Djohey Djr -- I said "give up", not beat me up. -- Llud
Orc Chops -- You have improved since we last met. Well done. -- Angus
'70 Superbird -- You avenged your fallen comrade with honor. I salute you and will
offer a toast in his memory. Once I get out of the infirmary of course. -- Slim
Kiri Facade -- More proof that I have made the right choice in retiring. -- Krek
Gron Da Caveman -- Either I am improving or I just got lucky. -- Borne
Flor -- So much for that weapon choice. -- Llud
Cyrus Ironfist -- Three crit damage hits. What are you made of, stone? -- Angus
Sponge Bath -- A Golem named sponge bath, that is a scary thought. -- Slim
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUREDRAUG was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
YENKI was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA2 was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
NOT ANOTHER 5 WILL was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
KE-DEMBO was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
'70 SUPERBIRD bested BAHBI in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
HARM HEELHACKER was executed by ANGRENDRAUG in a 4 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
BLACK MARIA defeated THE HERMIT in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner Bloodfeud melee.
THE SMALL CAT slaughtered WHLOTTA ROSIE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fight.
DEANA overpowered SPONGE BATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
E.E. CUMMINGS was viciously subdued by DA VINCI in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
JOAN OF ARC devastated FELIX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title conflict.
LIATH was demolished by ORC CHOPS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by BORNE in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
CELEGDRAUG was vanquished by DJOHEY DJR. in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HARDRADA won victory over GURG in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fray.
FLOR was devastated by BRENDAN BEHAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CHROMIAN overpowered HUNTER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge match.
DECIMUS executed J.G. BALLARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GUTENBERG was savagely defeated by POWDER HOUND in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CHAUCER savagely defeated EDWARD GOREY in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fray.
THE CLAPPER overpowered ANGUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
INDIA luckily beat CEDRIC IRONFIST in a popular 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
GRON DA CAVEMAN overpowered NIGHTBANE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
IRON MASK viciously subdued DURG in a crowd boring 24 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
TYRA beat COOL BREEZE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge fray.
GARK viciously subdued GRANITE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
LUTHERIUS was overpowered by DEXTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DESIREE handily defeated BALLIOL BLACKMOON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MIA HAMM savagely slew BAD LASS in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fight.
JAMES WORTHY overpowered NURM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SCARRO savagely defeated CHRELD in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge contest.
TY LAWSON was defeated by KESEY in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
'69 CAMARO Z28 was devastated by PLASMA CUTTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ANGEL HEART overpowered '67 FIREBIRD in a 8 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SAM PERKINS was savagely defeated by HORSE in a popular 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
'68 CHARGER R/T won victory over CONAN DOYLE in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
RAPAX JUNIOR was demolished by RYAK RAZORSAW in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
GIGI DIVINE luckily beat AWL in a action packed 4 minute novice's Challenge fight.
ALICE was devastated by BILI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KIRI FACADE vanquished MCBAIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NATTY LIGHT devastated THAG in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SLIM handily defeated '69 MUSTANG BOSS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BREGDRAUG overpowered CRIMSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DJAIMZ overpowered LLUD in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ONYX was outwaited by RAT-LOVING CAT in a unpopular 15 minute bout.
RUPERT IRONFIST was vanquished by ALANNA WYRMCLAW in a 1 minute one-sided match.
IMPORT-EXPORT viciously subdued CYRUS IRONFIST in a exciting 7 minute brutal bout.
SIMON IRONFIST was luckily beaten by LONG NOSE HAIRS in a 3 minute master's bout.
DAGRDRAUG overpowered FALSE TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
DOWNTOWN BROWN savagely defeated GARTH IRONFIST in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
CHUPACABRON subdued PETRARCH in a 2 minute bloody mismatched battle.
MORTE D'AMOUR overpowered BRUTUS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JULIUS PEPPERS was devastated by CORK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAPTAIN TRIPS was devastated by MOOSE DROOL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DOMINATRIX savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 2 minute gruesome match.
OLD SCRATCH was savagely defeated by MICKEY FINN in a exciting 3 minute conflict.
BAKDIZBANIAN was beaten by GRATH in a popular 4 minute struggle.
KARCH was narrowly defeated by SHANNON in a 2 minute brutal brawl.
LIMRICK lost to WARG in a 3 minute duel.
GALWAY executed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
BALL-PEEN lost to GRAVITAS in a 1 minute brutal novice's duel.
SLEDGE was demolished by PO'D PANDA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRILL PRESS defeated ORNERY OCELOT in a action packed 1 minute novice's contest.
DJEREE THE DJERK bested OXYGEN TANK in a exciting 5 minute novice's bout.
THUNDERSAW was overpowered by CLARA in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANZIO bested GARTH in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
ALLEGHENY was outlasted by INDUSTRIA in a tiresome 15 minute novice's conflict.
SVALBARD was vanquished by FIRMITAS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NARNIA slew UNCLE JOE in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
SEVERITAS was handily defeated by XINU in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PRUDENTIA was vanquished by FURIOUS FOX in a 2 minute uneven match.
MAD CAPPER assassinated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 29 TOTAL PARRY 92 - 76 - 2 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 LUNGING ATTACK 134 - 111 - 7 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 20 STRIKING ATTACK 117 - 109 - 11 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 17 WALL OF STEEL 69 - 67 - 4 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 PARRY-LUNGE 32 - 33 - 1 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 AIMED BLOW 55 - 69 - 2 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 SLASHING ATTACK 57 - 73 - 4 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 80 - 3 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 11 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 20 - 1 33 |
Turn 32 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 15 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 14 3 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 7 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 10 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK JOAN OF ARC 165 21 11 0 143 DARQUE AGES (29)
STRIKING ATTACK DEANA 112 22 10 0 125 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
AIMED BLOW THE SMALL CAT 74 21 11 2 121 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
SLASHING ATTACK ORC CHOPS 490 11 9 0 110 FUCHI OWNED (54)
BASHING ATTACK DECIMUS 97 20 12 3 102 WARMASTERS (15)
TOTAL PARRY ANGRENDRAUG 105 21 11 2 101 THE DRAUGS (17)
WALL OF STEEL DJOHEY DJR. 288 18 13 1 97 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
PARRY-LUNGE E.E. CUMMINGS 219 17 15 0 96 LITERATE LOONS (40)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MIA HAMM 65 11 5 1 66 CAROLINA BLUE (9)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LLUD 216. The most popular warrior this turn was
HORSE 610. The ten other most popular fighters were MICKEY FINN 660, DOWNTOWN BROWN
477, CHAUCER 164, CEDRIC IRONFIST 303, COOL BREEZE 596, IMPORT-EXPORT 76,
BAKDIZBANIAN 598, OXYGEN TANK 615, GURG 515, and KESEY 566.
The least popular fighter this week was DURG 531. The other ten least popular
fighters were IRON MASK 403, INDUSTRIA 656, ALLEGHENY 651, ONYX 453, RAT-LOVING CAT
529, '67 FIREBIRD 645, ANGEL HEART 644, SEVERITAS 655, SVALBARD 652, and GARTH 665.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) DARQUE AGES (29)
THE SMALL CAT (81-74) LA PENTARCHIE (11)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BREGDRAUG (81-103) THE DRAUGS (17)
DA VINCI (81-166) DARQUE AGES (29)