DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/09/2008    Duedate: 04/22/2008

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-33

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KIRI FACADE
KATHOUSE (3)
(81-37) [22-11-2,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NATTY LIGHT                    DUD
ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)            FURRY FURY (25)
(81-443) [18-7-1,123]          (81-685) [1-0-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DJAIMZ                         DJAIMZ
THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)         THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
(81-168) [20-13-1,83]          (81-168) [20-13-1,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WARMASTERS (15)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FURRY FURY (25)             61
2. VIRTUES (72)                56      KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
3. LA PENTARCHIE (11)          53      Unchartered Team
4. FUCHI OWNED (54)            41
5. KATHOUSE (3)                39      VIRTUES (72)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*VIRTUES (72)               8   2  0 80.0   1/ 1 WARMASTERS (15)          10  5 2
 2/ 1 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)     106  59  1 64.2   2/ 3 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)      10  5 0
 3/ 3 LA PENTARCHIE (11)       102  63  5 61.8   3/ 5 DARQUE AGES (29)         10  5 0
 4/ 2 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)    101  64  3 61.2   4/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)     10  5 0
 5/ 5 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)     45  30  1 60.0   5/11 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       9  5 0
 6/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)          95  69  1 57.9   6/ 7 FUCHI OWNED (54)          9  6 1
 7- 7 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      88  72  4 55.0   7/ 4 KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)      9  6 0
 8- 8*WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)     11   9  1 55.0   8/18 4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)     9  6 0
 9/ 9 FUCHI OWNED (54)          84  71  4 54.2   9/26*VIRTUES (72)              8  2 0
10/11 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       78  69  2 53.1  10/22 KATHOUSE (3)              8  6 1
11/10 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       87  78  5 52.7  11/ 6 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    8  7 0
12/13 OF WOLF AND MAN (57)      76  69  4 52.4  12/19 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      7  5 0
13/12 THE DRAUGS (17)           85  78  3 52.1  13/13 LA PENTARCHIE (11)        7  8 1
14/ 0 RODENT CLAN (37)          71  67  3 51.4  14/10 DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)     7  8 0
15/14 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)       83  82  3 50.3  15-14*WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)     6  4 0
16/15 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)    67  71  3 48.6  16/ 9 THE DRAUGS (17)           6  7 1
17/16 WARMASTERS (15)           79  85  8 48.2  17/12 CAROLINA BLUE (9)         6  9 1
18-18 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)    24  27  4 47.1  18/23 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        6  9 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 LITERATE LOONS (40)       77  87  1 47.0  19/16 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       6  9 0
20/20 KATHOUSE (3)              75  87  3 46.3  20- 8 AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)      5  5 0
21/19 CAROLINA BLUE (9)         37  43  4 46.3  21-15 CELTIC PRIDE (73)         4  1 1
22/21 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    65  85  5 43.3  22/ 0 RODENT CLAN (37)          4  1 0
23/22 CLAN IRONFIST (52)        65  85  4 43.3  23/28*FURRY FURY (25)           4  6 1
24/24 HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)      52  70  3 42.6  24/20 AARP (41)                 4  8 0
25/25 BATTLE GRUNTS (20)        68  97  6 41.2  25/24*GEOGRAPHICA (71)          4 11 1
26/23 AARP (41)                 63  90  9 41.2  26/25 LITERATE LOONS (40)       4 11 0
27/27*FURRY FURY (25)            4   6  1 40.0  27/17 CLAN IRONFIST (52)        4 11 0
28-28 INEBRIATION (27)          28  46  3 37.8  28/27 BLADE MAGES (66)          2  4 0
29-29 CELTIC PRIDE (73)         18  32  2 36.0  29-21 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)    2  6 0
30-30 TEAM SAVAGE (67)          21  38  2 35.6  30/30 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        1  2 0
31/31 HUCKLE'S CATS (51)        27  58  0 31.8  31-32 INEBRIATION (27)          1  4 0
32/32 BLADE MAGES (66)          18  48  2 27.3  32-31 TEAM SAVAGE (67)          1  4 0
33/26*GEOGRAPHICA (71)           4  11  1 26.7  33/ 0*RUSH REBORN (74)          1  4 0
34/ 0*RUSH REBORN (74)           8  34  2 19.0  34/29 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)    1 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, SHADOWSPIRE?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for VIRTUES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 5-0-0 
makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and 
join KATHOUSE's celebration over their good record this turn.  10th place, not bad.  
Now let's all watch HOUSE OF HEARTS' heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha 
ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see GUTENBERG win a fight and gain 25 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DOWNTOWN BROWN 
beat CHROMIAN and CHROMIAN lost 18 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  JOAN OF ARC 
challenged KIRI FACADE for SHADOWSPIRE's Title this turn, and guess what happened?  
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as KIRI FACADE takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks 
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
KELLUMBO'S KIDS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like 4-LETTER 
CAVEMEN avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask 
me.  Hmph.  FURIOUS FOX was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now 
was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I notice LIATH challenging down 18 points 
to fight ANGUS, OF WOLF AND MAN doubtless has some rotten excuse for such an insult 
to honor.  And sorry to say, LIATH overcame ANGUS, leaving a bad feeling with the 
crowd.  I think exploitive snob is the term I'm looking for.  Now look at this.  
CRIMSON challenged down 30 against CAROLINA BLUE's JULIUS PEPPERS.  What a weasel!  
CRIMSON was subdued by JULIUS PEPPERS!  Ok, CRIMSON want to fight my grandmother next 
turn?  Huh?  RAPAX JUNIOR was challenged by one of OF WOLF AND MAN's warriors this 
turn, with GRATH having a lead of 19 points going into the fight.  And golly gee, 
GRATH beat RAPAX JUNIOR.  Aren't we all surprised and impressed?  Now here's guts and 
stupidity all rolled into one, SAM PERKINS challenged up 28 to take on DURG of 
4-LETTER CAVEMEN.  But here's a pretty tale--SAM PERKINS did lose the fight, but 
gained 1 worth of recognition.  Some long shots can pay off, I guess.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for SHADOWSPIRE's 
morgue.  More variety.  Whoa!  I'll even buy DUD a drink tonight!  Anyone who can 
come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Ya gotta go sometime, 
and MIA HAMM's time was this time.  Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had she lived... (what?  
me pity?).  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see E.E. CUMMINGS 
and LITERATE LOONS at The Swinging Aardvark tonight celebrating their bloodfeud 
victory over DECIMUS.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the SHADOWSPIRE arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of SHADOWSPIRE.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see 
the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIRI FACADE 37               22  11  2   117       KATHOUSE (3)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NATTY LIGHT 443              18   7  1   123       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 ORC CHOPS 490                12   9  0   121       FUCHI OWNED (54)
-'70 SUPERBIRD 233            20  12  1   111       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 ANGRENDRAUG 105              22  11  2   107       THE DRAUGS (17)
 E.E. CUMMINGS 219            18  15  0   107       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 DJOHEY DJR. 288              19  13  1   105       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 SLIM 454                     16   8  1   101       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 THE CLAPPER 589               8   2  0    99       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 RAT-LOVING CAT 529           15   3  0    98       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 IMPORT-EXPORT 76             17  16  3    96       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 DECIMUS 97                   20  13  3    95       WARMASTERS (15)
 DEANA 112                    22  11  0    94       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 GUTENBERG 167                18  15  0    94       DARQUE AGES (29)
 LIATH 398                    16  11  1    92       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 ONYX 453                     15   9  0    92       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 POWDER HOUND 479             13   9  0    92       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALANNA WYRMCLAW 555          10   6  0    90       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 DOWNTOWN BROWN 477           12  10  1    87       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 BORNE 214                    18  15  1    86       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 GURG 515                      9   6  0    86       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 HARDRADA 353                 21   9  0    84       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 CHAUCER 164                  14  19  1    84       DARQUE AGES (29)
 DJAIMZ 168                   20  13  1    83       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 PLAGUENOG 205                12  16  0    83       RODENT CLAN (37)
 EDWARD GOREY 222             23  10  0    82       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 FELIX 437                    15   9  0    82       WARMASTERS (15)
 DEXTER 452                   16   7  0    79       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 BRENDAN BEHAN 221            18  15  1    78       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 BARON STONEWALL 85           17  16  2    77       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 FLOR 263                     18  11  0    75       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 SPONGE BATH 226              13  20  2    73       AARP (41)
 CELEGDRAUG 107               18  15  0    71       THE DRAUGS (17)
 HUNTER 120                   13  20  1    71       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-'69 MUSTANG BOSS 236         14  18  1    70       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 TYRA 416                     18   8  0    69       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 ANGUS 217                    17  16  1    68       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 LLUD 216                     15  18  1    68       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 RUPERT IRONFIST 301          13  17  0    68       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 GARK 512                      9   6  0    68       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 CHROMIAN 40                  15  16  1    67       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INDIA 391                    19   9  0    66       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 NIGHTBANE 377                19   9  0    66       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
 CRIMSON 122                  16  17  1    66       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 LUTHERIUS 562                10   5  2    66       WARMASTERS (15)
 NURM 511                     10   5  0    66       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 ETHER BUNNY 517               7   8  0    66       RODENT CLAN (37)
 SIMON IRONFIST 414           11  15  1    65       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 THAG 513                      8   7  0    65       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
 CYRUS IRONFIST 486           14   7  1    64       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 MCBAIN 318                   15  16  0    63       FUCHI OWNED (54)
 BLACK MARIA 435              14   7  1    63       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 DAGRDRAUG 297                15  16  0    61       THE DRAUGS (17)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONG NOSE HAIRS 225          13  20  1    60       AARP (41)
 JULIUS PEPPERS 63             9   7  1    60       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 JAMES WORTHY 66               9   8  1    59       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 DOMINATRIX 583                8   2  1    59       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 GRANITE 118                  12  21  0    57       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
 THE MAD RATTER 523           10   4  0    57       RODENT CLAN (37)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CEDRIC IRONFIST 303           8  22  1    56       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 DESIREE 577                   8   4  0    55       KELLUMBO'S KIDS (18)
-CORK 664                      7   3  0    55       CELTIC PRIDE (73)
 GRON DA CAVEMAN 400          13  14  1    54       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 CHUPACABRON 284              11  20  0    53       HUCKLE'S CATS (51)
 MORTE D'AMOUR 528             8  10  1    51       BLADE MAGES (66)
 BALLIOL BLACKMOON 614         4   2  0    49       DRAGONBANE GUILD (13)
 MOOSE DROOL 563               8   7  0    46       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 BRUTUS 616                    4   2  0    46       WARMASTERS (15)
 IRON MASK 403                 8  19  0    43       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-COOL BREEZE 596               5   3  1    43       ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
-HELL'S HERALD 536             4   8  0    43       TEAM SAVAGE (67)
 SCARRO 602                    6   2  1    42       WARMASTERS (15)
 FALSE TEETH 521               8  11  2    39       AARP (41)
 GARTH IRONFIST 485            7  14  1    36       CLAN IRONFIST (52)
 DURG 531                      8   5  0    35       4-LETTER CAVEMEN (65)
-KESEY 566                     5   6  1    34       ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
 PETRARCH 579                  5   6  0    34       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FERAL CHILD 533               6   6  0    33       TEAM SAVAGE (67)
 DUD 685                       1   0  1    33       FURRY FURY (25)
-MICKEY FINN 660               3   5  0    31       CELTIC PRIDE (73)
 HORSE 610                     5   2  1    30       BATTLE GRUNTS (20)
-PLASMA CUTTER 626             3   1  0    30       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
 CHRELD 525                    5  13  0    28       BLADE MAGES (66)
 GRATH 581                     7   3  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
 WARG 582                      8   2  0    26       OF WOLF AND MAN (57)
-CAPTAIN TRIPS 567             6   5  1    26       ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
 GRAVITAS 658                  2   0  0    26       VIRTUES (72)
 TY LAWSON 417                 4   6  1    25       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 OXYGEN TANK 615               3   3  0    25       AARP (41)
 KARCH 584                     2   7  0    25       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 FIRMITAS 657                  2   0  0    25       VIRTUES (72)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HADES' ANGEL 535              5   7  1    23       TEAM SAVAGE (67)
-THE HERMIT 620                1   3  1    23       ELECTRIC KOOL-AID (68)
 ORNERY OCELOT 144             1   1  0    23       FURRY FURY (25)
-MILLER 467                    5   2  0    22       INEBRIATION (27)
 GIGI DIVINE 613               4   1  0    22       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-GALWAY 659                    2   8  2    22       CELTIC PRIDE (73)
 ANGEL HEART 644               2   1  0    22       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
 DJEREE THE DJERK 623          4   1  0    20       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
 CLARA 666                     2   0  0    20       HOUSE OF HEARTS (56)
-BARISTA 611                   1   1  0    19       TEAM SAVAGE (67)
-DRILL PRESS 630               3   1  1    18       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
-SHANNON 662                   3   7  0    17       CELTIC PRIDE (73)
 SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 595         3   1  1    16       RODENT CLAN (37)
 LIMELIGHT 673                 3   6  1    16       RUSH REBORN (74)
 OLD SCRATCH 608               4   3  0    15       ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
 TOM SAWYER 678                2   7  0    15       RUSH REBORN (74)
 INDUSTRIA 656                 2   0  0    15       VIRTUES (72)
 TABITHA 682                   1   0  0    15       KATHOUSE (3)
 BAHBI 621                     2   3  1    14       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIMRICK 661                   2   8  0    14       CELTIC PRIDE (73)
 RYAK RAZORSAW 597             2   7  0    13       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 PO'D PANDA 147                1   1  0    13       FURRY FURY (25)
 SEVERITAS 655                 1   1  0    13       VIRTUES (72)
 VERMINDERELLA 605             2   1  0    12       RODENT CLAN (37)
-'68 CHARGER R/T 640           2   1  0    11       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 PRUDENTIA 654                 1   1  0    11       VIRTUES (72)
-EXILED HERO 585               2   3  0     9       TEAM SAVAGE (67)
 BILI 622                      2   3  0     9       THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
-AWL 627                       2   2  0     8       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
-BALL-PEEN 628                 2   2  0     8       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
 ANZIO 650                     2   1  0     7       GEOGRAPHICA (71)
 MCKAMY 684                    1   0  0     7       KATHOUSE (3)
 NARNIA 653                    1   2  1     6       GEOGRAPHICA (71)
 ALICE 637                     1   3  0     6       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 FREEWILL 675                  1   3  0     6       RUSH REBORN (74)
-SLEDGE 629                    1   3  0     6       WOODY'S WORKSHOP (69)
 SAM PERKINS 636               1   3  0     6       CAROLINA BLUE (9)
 FURIOUS FOX 143               1   1  0     5       FURRY FURY (25)
-'69 CAMARO Z28 641            1   2  0     5       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 KOBE 683                      1   0  0     5       KATHOUSE (3)
 ALLEGHENY 651                 1   2  0     5       GEOGRAPHICA (71)
-DRUNKEN STUPOR 548            1   1  0     4       INEBRIATION (27)
 XINU 642                      1   1  0     4       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
-'67 FIREBIRD 645              1   1  0     4       AMERICAN MUSCLE (43)
 RAPAX JUNIOR 638              0   4  0     4       LA PENTARCHIE (11)
 THUNDERSAW 648                0   3  0     3       BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (19)
 SVALBARD 652                  0   3  0     3       GEOGRAPHICA (71)
 GERTH 665                     0   2  0     2       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 CHARLAMAGNE 670               0   1  0     1       DARQUE AGES (29)
 BERLIN 672                    0   1  0     1       GEOGRAPHICA (71)
 FORCE TEN 674                 0   1  0     1       RUSH REBORN (74)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
'69 CHARGER 237        16 13 1 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43   SLIM 454               29  REVENGED
'77 TRANS AM 619        1  1 0 AMERICAN MUSCLE 43   BAHBI 621              29  REVENGED
HARM HEELHACKER 385    10 16 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 ANGRENDRAUG 105        32   
POWR GORESLINGER 117   12 17 2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 19 ANGRENDRAUG 105        30   
AMERAUDUR 559           2  9 1 BLADE MAGES 66       TY LAWSON 417          29  NOT REVENGED
MIA HAMM 65            11  6 1 CAROLINA BLUE 9      LUTHERIUS 562          33   
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DUD 685                33  NONE
OWSLEY 570              5  4 0 ELECTRIC KOOL-AID 68 BLACK MARIA 435        30   
MAD CAPPER 669          1  1 1 FUCHI OWNED 54       DARK CHAMPION          33  NONE
MUD 686                 0  1 0 FURRY FURY 25        ARENAMASTER            33  NONE
CLUBBER JACK 601        0  1 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56   ARENAMASTER            33  NONE
CURED BY CUPID 618      0  2 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56   THE HERMIT 620         30  REVENGED
UNCLE JOE 667           0  1 0 HOUSE OF HEARTS 56   NARNIA 653             32   
GENGHIS TRON 285        6 22 0 HUCKLE'S CATS 51     JAMES WORTHY 66        30   
BAD LASS 538            9  7 1 KATHOUSE 3           MIA HAMM 65            32   
BAKDIZBANIAN 598        3  6 0 KATHOUSE 3           BANDIT PRINCE          33  NONE
CONAN DOYLE 612         0  6 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    ARENAMASTER            33  NONE
DANIELLE STEELE 671     0  1 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    SHEWISH GIANT          33  NONE
J.G. BALLARD 218       15 17 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    DECIMUS 97             32  JUST REVENGED
EARTHSHINE 677          1  6 1 RUSH REBORN 74       HORSE 610              33   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, grats to Nomad and Kellumbo.  I will be the first to 200, but that will be only
the beginning.  My real plan is to smash the 500 mark first.  1000 can wait a little.
-- Le Pentarque

I am quite disappointed with my new recruits:  1-2 and 0-3.  I don't like to DA, but
that could a good idea.

I enjoyed the place, and I liked to walk around the throne, but I have to leave,
alas.  Good luck to all of you. -- The Small Cat

My condolences for Whlotta Rosie.  I was not aiming for the vitals...I guess that
Kiri Facade is going to take the shot. -- The Small Cat

Congratulations to Kellumbo and his Kids for their 103 wins!  Let the race to 200
begin! -- Nomad and the Dragonbane Guild

Nightbane -- I knew I could contribute to the race if I could get a challenge
through. -- Gron

Gurg -- Experience does have its advantages. -- Hardrada

Borne -- Why didn't someone tell me that was such a bad idea?  Nice fight.  That got
ugly quick. -- Baron Stonewall

Desiree -- I guess Kellumbo had to win a fight in this arena sometime.... Nice
challenge. -- Balliol

Rupert -- Ha!  Hardrada might not be able to take you, but the little lady can! --
Allana Wyrmclaw

Congratulations to Dragonbane Guild and Kellumbo's Kids on their impressive feat of
being the first teams to hit the 100 win mark.  I'd also like to congratulate La
Pentarchie.  You may have fallen 1 win short, but your record is no less impressive!
Good work gentlemen! -- Vanek, manager of Warmasters

Literate Loons -- Condolences on the loss of J. G. Ballard. -- Decimus

I love seeing the new additions to the arena!  Welcome Virtues, Geographica, Furry
Fury, and Celtic Pride to the greatest arena in all of Alastari! -- Vanek

All -- My apologies, I was traveling this last week and was unable to get my new
replacements suited up and out on the sands this turn.  I am getting them set up and
they will be out there next turn. -- Rillion

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAKDIZBANIAN was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CONAN DOYLE was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MAD CAPPER was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DANIELLE STEELE was barely slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DUD butchered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CLUBBER JACK was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
MUD was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
E.E. CUMMINGS bested DECIMUS in a 2 minute master's Bloodfeud match.
JOAN OF ARC was viciously subdued by KIRI FACADE in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
BORNE was vanquished by ORC CHOPS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE SMALL CAT overpowered DEANA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BARON STONEWALL was savagely defeated by POWDER HOUND in a 3 minute Challenge match.
ALANNA WYRMCLAW was subdued by ANGRENDRAUG in a 3 minute Challenge match.
RAT-LOVING CAT unbelievably bested HARDRADA in a 4 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
LLUD was subdued by DEXTER in a popular 1 minute master's Challenge match.
CHAUCER was handily defeated by DJOHEY DJR. in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
LIATH vanquished ANGUS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched Challenge bout.
THE CLAPPER overpowered BRENDAN BEHAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
EDWARD GOREY outwaited INDIA in a tiresome 23 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
FLOR beat THAG in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
NIGHTBANE luckily beat CEDRIC IRONFIST in a 4 minute master's Challenge fight.
GARK savagely defeated LONG NOSE HAIRS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
CRIMSON was overpowered by JULIUS PEPPERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
DOMINATRIX overcame MOOSE DROOL in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
LUTHERIUS assassinated MIA HAMM in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge match.
SCARRO vanquished CHRELD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BRUTUS vanquished WARG in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
BALLIOL BLACKMOON overpowered IRON MASK in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GRATH overpowered RAPAX JUNIOR in a 2 minute uneven Challenge competition.
TY LAWSON beat BAHBI in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
SAM PERKINS was outwaited by DURG in a 26 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge fray.
XINU was overpowered by GRAVITAS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ANGEL HEART overpowered ALLEGHENY in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge bout.
CLARA devastated THUNDERSAW in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge duel.
INDUSTRIA subdued FURIOUS FOX in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge match.
PRUDENTIA overpowered GERTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
SLIM demolished RUPERT IRONFIST in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
NATTY LIGHT vanquished CELEGDRAUG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FELIX slimly lost to IMPORT-EXPORT in a exciting 4 minute bloody master's bout.
PLAGUENOG lost to ONYX in a 3 minute veteran's match.
DJAIMZ was subdued by GUTENBERG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute expert's duel.
GURG subdued SPONGE BATH in a action packed 3 minute conflict.
DOWNTOWN BROWN handily defeated CHROMIAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MCBAIN was beaten by TYRA in a 3 minute expert's competition.
BLACK MARIA viciously subdued GRANITE in a 4 minute gory veteran's match.
JAMES WORTHY was subdued by HUNTER in a 1 minute fight.
GRON DA CAVEMAN was vanquished by NURM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DAGRDRAUG was overcome by ETHER BUNNY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
MORTE D'AMOUR was savagely defeated by SIMON IRONFIST in a 1 minute match.
CYRUS IRONFIST subdued CHUPACABRON in a popular 3 minute bloody veteran's battle.
GARTH IRONFIST was devastated by THE MAD RATTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FALSE TEETH was bested by DESIREE in a exciting 2 minute battle.
PETRARCH viciously subdued TOM SAWYER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal fight.
OLD SCRATCH was demolished by FIRMITAS in a popular 1 minute mismatched contest.
HORSE assassinated EARTHSHINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
OXYGEN TANK overpowered RYAK RAZORSAW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
LIMELIGHT unbelievably bested ALICE in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
KARCH vanquished BILI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ANZIO was demolished by ORNERY OCELOT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SVALBARD was bested by MCKAMY in a 1 minute bloody novice's fight.
NARNIA was subdued by VERMINDERELLA in a 3 minute beginner's duel.
GIGI DIVINE beat PO'D PANDA in a 2 minute novice's fight.
SEVERITAS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SLAUGHTER MOUSE 5 beat FORCE TEN in a 2 minute novice's battle.
DJEREE THE DJERK won victory over BERLIN in a 3 minute novice's fight.
FREEWILL was devastated by TABITHA in a 1 minute uneven match.
KOBE unbelievably bested CHARLAMAGNE in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         TOTAL PARRY       96 -  75 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 20         LUNGING ATTACK   132 - 109 -  6      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     19         PARRY-LUNGE       32 -  30 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         STRIKING ATTACK  114 - 110 - 12      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         WALL OF STEEL     65 -  68 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         AIMED BLOW        59 -  65 -  3      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         SLASHING ATTACK   57 -  70 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  11 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  87 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  21 -  1      32  |

Turn  33 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       14 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 11         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 12         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  8         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     6 - 10         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  7         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KIRI FACADE 37             22  11  2  117 KATHOUSE (3)
STRIKING ATTACK  NATTY LIGHT 443            18   7  1  123 ALE HOUSE MERCS (5)
SLASHING ATTACK  ORC CHOPS 490              12   9  0  121 FUCHI OWNED (54)
TOTAL PARRY      ANGRENDRAUG 105            22  11  2  107 THE DRAUGS (17)
PARRY-LUNGE      E.E. CUMMINGS 219          18  15  0  107 LITERATE LOONS (40)
WALL OF STEEL    DJOHEY DJR. 288            19  13  1  105 THE MONGOLOIDS II (30)
BASHING ATTACK   THE CLAPPER 589             8   2  0   99 FUCHI OWNED (54)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    IMPORT-EXPORT 76           17  16  3   96 LA PENTARCHIE (11)
AIMED BLOW       FELIX 437                  15   9  0   82 WARMASTERS (15)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DJAIMZ 168.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DJAIMZ 168.  The ten other most popular fighters were CEDRIC IRONFIST 303, DESIREE 
577, POWDER HOUND 479, BRUTUS 616, FELIX 437, GURG 515, CYRUS IRONFIST 486, 
IMPORT-EXPORT 76, ETHER BUNNY 517, and SIMON IRONFIST 414.

The least popular fighter this week was SAM PERKINS 636.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DURG 531, INDIA 391, EDWARD GOREY 222, FREEWILL 675, DJEREE THE DJERK 
623, NARNIA 653, SVALBARD 652, ANZIO 650, BILI 622, and EARTHSHINE 677.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KIRI FACADE (81-37) KATHOUSE (3)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THE SMALL CAT (81-74) LA PENTARCHIE (11)
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) DARQUE AGES (29)